Tate Speech - July 02, 2022


Tate on Smart Watches

Topics
smartwatches
Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
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Episode Stats


Length

1 minute

Words per minute

255.43

Word count

447

Sentence count

41

Harmful content

Toxicity

28

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Hate speech

1

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Summary

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If you're ever wondering how you can spot a dickhead, I'll give you a few tips. In fact, I don't want to talk about one tip, I want to give you lots of tips. Too many dickheads around. One of the most important ways to discover if someone's a dick head is if they wear a smartwatch. Smartwatches are bullshit. There's nothing you can do on a smart watch faster than if you just pull your phone out your pocket and use your phone properly. Every time I've ever seen anyone try and do something on a Smartwatch, I just sit there looking at them thinking, what kind of materialistic, capitalist moron are you that when Apple releases a watch you think you need it so you can sit there scrolling through pretending it's easier for you to read your email on your smartwatch than it is for me to get my phone out of my pocket? Is it any quicker than using your phone to do something else? In fact let's time it. I'm sitting here, let me just get my stupid smartwatch on. Is it going to be any quicker, me scrolling around on that little watch? I go it's gonna be quicker than me using my phone? I'll get it out my pocket is like a second faster than you can use my phone, right? Let me time it so I can do it on my smartwatch, is it any faster than I can scroll through my phone on my computer? I can't be that much faster than using my computer or my phone can be any faster can I? I don t you be a moron? I'm not even trying to figure out how to use my smartwatches? I mean it's not that hard is it's just not that easy is it? I'll tell you what you should be doing it? You're just not going to get any faster then you can just pull out your phone from your pocket is you're not gonna be able to do anything else is it is is is right? I'm going to tell you why you should trust people with a smartwatch on your phone is because it's going to make you more efficient than you're going to have to do stuff on your computer or your phone or your tablet or your watch or your smart watch? You don't need a watch to keep track of how many steps you took in a day, you're just gonna have to get your phone in your pocket? You're not getting any faster?

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00:00:00.000 If you're ever wondering how you can spot a dickhead instantly, I know it's not that difficult nowadays, but I'll give you a few tips. 0.63
00:00:07.000 In fact, I'll give you one tip. I don't want to talk about one. I want to talk about lots of tips.
00:00:10.000 Too many dickheads around. One of the most important ways to discover if someone's a dickhead or not is if they wear a smartwatch. 0.98
00:00:15.000 Smartwatches are bullshit. There is nothing you can do on a smartwatch faster than if you just pull your phone out your pocket and use your phone properly. 0.99
00:00:23.000 Every time I've ever seen anyone try and do something on a smartwatch, I just sit there looking at them thinking, 1.00
00:00:27.000 what kind of fucking materialistic, capitalistic moron are you that when Apple releases a watch you think you need it, 1.00
00:00:33.000 so you can sit there scrolling through pretending that it's easier for you to read your email on your fucking watch 1.00
00:00:38.000 than it is for you to get your phone out of your pocket. 0.99
00:00:40.000 Get your phone out of your pocket is like literally half a second. In fact, let's time it. Put a timer on.
00:00:45.000 So I'm sitting here. I need to do something on my phone. I've got my stupid smartwatch on.
00:00:50.000 I go, okay, let me just get my phone. I get it out. 1.00
00:00:53.000 Is it going to be any quicker, me fucking around on that little watch? 0.98
00:00:57.000 Is it any better for me to, oh, who's calling me? 0.98
00:00:59.000 Okay, now I'll get my phone out of my pocket. 1.00
00:01:01.000 It's bullshit. It's garbage. They're completely, completely useless. 1.00
00:01:05.000 Then people go, oh yeah, but it tracks my heart rate. 1.00
00:01:07.000 You didn't know your heart rate for your whole fucking adult life. 1.00
00:01:10.000 You went through your life and you never knew what your fucking heart rate was. 1.00
00:01:12.000 You never knew how many steps you took in a day. 1.00
00:01:14.000 And now that it says on your fucking watch, you're pretending that's important information? 0.99
00:01:18.000 You're just not fucking important information. 1.00
00:01:19.000 All you're trying to do is justify your completely shit lifestyle by saying, oh, I took 500 steps today. 1.00
00:01:24.000 Who gives a fuck? You're still a fat bastard. 1.00
00:01:26.000 You never knew how many steps you took. 1.00
00:01:27.000 That's not real exercise. 0.99
00:01:28.000 Telling you how much mundane bullshit activity you did is not substitute exercise. 1.00
00:01:32.000 I see everyone in their shit excuses for having a smartwatch. 0.99
00:01:34.000 Next time you meet someone with a smartwatch, say, why do you have that? 1.00
00:01:37.000 Oh, it's actually quite convenient because, and listen to their shitty excuse. 0.99
00:01:41.000 They're lying to you. They're a moron. 1.00
00:01:43.000 Don't trust people with smartwatches because they're all fucking stupid. 1.00