Tate on Soul Music
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Summary
In this episode, I talk about the importance of soul music and how it can teach us a lot about life and relationships. I give you 10 important lessons from Ed Lattimore s hit song, "Straighten It Out" and why you should listen to it if you're in a relationship that's not working out and you want to straighten it out. I also talk about why you shouldn't care if your girlfriend cheats on you or not and how you can fix it. If you don't listen to this song, you won't even be half as smart as you think you are, because you're not even close to being smart enough to know what's going on in your head to know that your relationship is not going to work out and it doesn't matter how much you love her or how much she loves you, if she's cheating on you, you should do what you need to do to fix it, because she's not getting what she needs to get back on your side of the bed, and that's what you should be doing to make it work out. If she doesn't like you, then you should fuck her. That's the only way you can straighten things out, baby. I don't give a fuck about sex, I'm not here to give you sex. I'm here to fuck you a fuck. That's all I care about you, so you can give me what I need to get you back back on the bed. and you can get what you want. You can do what I want to do for you, baby! I'll give you the fuck you deserve to have a good relationship, baby, and you deserve it, baby You deserve to be happy, you deserve a good life. . I love you, brotha, you can have it, so fuck you, I'll get back what you deserve. xoxo. -T.E.A.M. XOXO -TODAY'S PODCAST: - - TAYLORANGE - - SONGS: XO - XO, XO - OTEYO, - R.S. - SONG: SONO, SONA, YOO, M.O.R.E., , & SONGOOD VOCALIST: ( )
Transcript
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A lot of people say to me, Tate, how'd you get so fucking smart?
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The truth is, even though I don't know how I'm so fucking amazing, but I just am.
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But there's a lot of information out there which is underutilized.
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Some of the least utilized information which exists is in music.
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A lot of people understand that you can learn lessons from music, whatever, whatever.
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But most people also listen to Drake, a little crybaby faggot, crying,
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Oh, I had a hoe here, and then she cheated, I can't believe it, boo hoo boo.
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Before Twitter, before libtards, before soyboys, before women start changing into men,
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and sex changes, and all this crazy shit, there was soul music.
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Soul music, back then, the world was a different place.
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It was a world where men were men and women were women.
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And that's why if you listen to the soul songs, you can learn a lot about the world,
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Usually I only drive with my driving gloves on.
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But I've taken them off so I can play songs in this video.
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Let me just show you my driving gloves quickly, just in case anyone doubt it.
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Just in case anyone looked at the guy, you know, like the young guy in the Lamborghini and thought,
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That's what I do is I drive past the hot chicks.
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Like, I could probably write a ten commandments of ten important lessons
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Not that none of you deserve that kind of fucking effort from yours truly,
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because I ain't trying to make money from none of these YouTube channels.
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I'm talking about the original Lattimore, even before Ed was Ed.
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This is going to be an important lesson for you.
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Let me tell you the premise of this song before it starts playing.
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Basically saying, me and my girlfriend are having an argument.
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Now, the important part of this song, it's about halfway through.
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He says, let's straighten it out all night long, baby.
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I'm telling you, that's the kind of guy who gets pussy.
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And if you listen carefully to the lyrics of this song, what he's actually saying is, look, I know it's crooked because of me.
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So what he's saying is, I fuck so many girls and cheat on you so much that you're upset at me.
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And the only way I can think to fix it is to fuck you.
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I fuck so much pussy, the only way to fix my relationship is to fuck your pussy.
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All you people are going, oh, what do I do if my girlfriend doesn't like me?
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Right now, it's a live version, so he's playing a little bit of piano.
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I'm gonna turn it up a little bit so you can all understand.
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And anyone who knows about women knows that any relationship where the sex ain't right is on its way out.
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If you and your woman ain't sleeping together, sooner or later you're gonna split up.
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If you ain't getting freaky, you ain't staying together.
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And that's basically how I've kept all my multiple women happy.
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And they're like, Tate, how do you know so much?
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It's all here in the song music, but you're not paying attention.
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Because if that was the case, you wouldn't be crying in the first place.
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He wants to straighten it out the only way he knows how.
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Most men have a very healthy relationship with females based 80% on sex.
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People look at me and they go, oh, oh, Tate, you're never going to get a girl.
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And in that six years, I've fucked a hundred other girls.
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You know, 80% of my time with my woman is either sleeping or fucking.
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I go out with my brother and I go to make some money.
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I ain't got to sit there and care about the shit she cares about.
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Instead of you crying your eyes out, baby, you and me ought to be getting it off.
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Instead of crying, you and me ought to be getting it off.
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That's lesson one from soul songs that none of you are listening to.
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Because you go on YouTube, you type in cat videos like a little bitch.
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And you wonder why your girlfriend doesn't want to fuck you.
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You're not listening to the fucking knowledge that exists in the world.
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This is another bit of knowledge for you that you don't deserve.
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If you're watching this video, I need you to listen to this song in its entirety in your own time.
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If you pound the pussy right, your girl ain't going to leave you.
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Which is don't trust none of your people you think you should be trusted.
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Another important lesson that none of you understand.
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All of you are like, oh my best friend, my best friend.
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Me and my brother, we for 15 years live together, work together, train together.
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Our houses and properties and our assets and our stocks and our Bitcoin.
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There's nothing stopping me rinsing him dry today and leaving him broke and leaving me with about 25 million.
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Every single time you get a girl, girls don't like being second place.
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Every time I get a chick, she's like, you and your brother, you're weird.
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I would sooner shoot you in the head, bitch, to stop talking to my brothers.
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They're saying, look, all of your friends, you think they're your friends.
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So he's saying all your friends you think you can trust, but they're just backstabbers.
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How many of you are all like, oh, my friend, yeah, we got along.
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Listen, you can't even trust all your friends you think you're your friends.
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Give them $5,000 and tell your girlfriend to stay at their house for a week.
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And I'm guaranteeing you 99% of you are going to lose a friend.
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These guys are telling you, watch out for the backstabbers.
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Three big Negroes doing synchronized dance moves.
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They fucked more girls than Drake or anyone else has ever fucked.
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There's not a single piece of pussy, white, black, or brown.
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These guys know more about pussies than you could possibly understand.
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You're telling me Lattimore didn't fuck a bunch of girls?
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Lattimore and the OJs have fucked 20 times as many women as I ever will.
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So when they're singing at you saying, watch out for your boys.
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Now this has a lot of very important messages in it.
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But there's one particular lesson that we're going to focus on for this video.
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I could do a separate video purely on this song alone.
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We're going to focus on one important lesson here.
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Now for all of you thinking, oh, Tate talks shit.
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I got a PhD because I studied the knowledge which exists in the soul music.
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So for all you doubting me that I don't know what I'm talking about.
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I'm going to have to, until we get to the point.
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I'm just going to let you know that I know these songs inside out, word for word.
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And me, the groove, and your friends are going to try to move your feet.
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To the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple, and yellow.
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Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie.
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I'm the C-A-S and the O-V-A and the rest is F-L-Y.
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You see, I go by the code of the doctor of the mix.
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I got a Lincoln Continental and a sunroof Cadillac.
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So after school, I take a dip in the pool, which is really on the wall.
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I got a color TV so I can see the Knicks play basketball.
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Hear me talking about checkbooks, credit cards, more money than a sucker could ever spend.
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But I wouldn't give a sucker or a bum from the ruck and not a dime till I made it again.
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Going to get some spank and drive off from the Def OJ.
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Say, if your girl starts acting up, then you take her friend.
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If your girl starts acting up, then you take her friend.
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So when all you boys are messaging me, oh, my girl doesn't respect me.
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She'll respect you when her best friend calls her and says, your boyfriend gives some good dick.
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If she knows every time you want to fuck her, she says no, you go fuck her best friend.
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She don't want to give that dick to no one else.
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If your girl starts acting up, go and fuck her friends.
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Red pill guys talk about the game, but the game is new.
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This entire planet has been populated based on one simple fact.
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The game has always existed since the dawn of time.
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If it didn't exist, you wouldn't be here and I wouldn't be here.
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And in the 1970s, pre-soy bullshit, the game was at its peak.
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If your girl starts acting up, go and fuck her friends.
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So next thing you message me, Tate, me and my girlfriend are getting along.
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And I guarantee she ain't going to say no to sex to you ever again.
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Because she doesn't want her best mate Lucy taking the dick she should be getting.
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If they know they're handing your attention over to some other chick, they can't fucking handle that.
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And I'm going to do a special video for subscriptions only.
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Ten lessons from ten soul songs by Big Daddy Tate.
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And I want videos of all of you, all 20 minutes of this song, reciting it to me.
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One of the tests I had to complete to get my PhD, my Pimpin' Hoes degree.