Tate Speech - July 10, 2022


Tate on Spider-Man


Episode Stats

Length

6 minutes

Words per Minute

148.81152

Word Count

1,033

Sentence Count

44

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

22


Summary

Tristan and Andrew discuss Spiderman and why he s a douchebag. Also, they discuss why Spiderman should be kicked off the face of the planet and why it s time for a new Spiderman actor to take over the role of Batman in the MCU. If you like Spiderman, you need to seriously reassess your life. He was a dork who got bit by a spider, now he s super spider dork, and he still can t get laid. And why does he still live with his parents? Why does he live with them? Why is he still living with his family? And why the fuck does he have to go to school to be a superhero? Is it because he s not a nerd? Or is he a nerd because he likes Spiderman so much that he s willing to kill a robber to get revenge on a guy who killed his uncle? What kind of person is a superhero if they can catch a robber and hang him to death with a rope? Do they even catch the robber? Does he even catch him? I m not sure if he even catches the robber, but he does something to catch the guy who kills his uncle. And he does it in a way that makes sense. I don t know what else does he even have to do to make him a superhero. What does he do other than kill the guy that s a pussy? or does he just sit at home jerking off at home and wait for his mom to pay the bill? is he not a superhero or is he just a loser? and he doesn t even have a good enough superhero to do anything other than suck on his dick? Join us in our thoughts on this episode of the world s most overrated hero? We ll talk about it all on this one, bro and more in the next episode of The Realest Man in the world of the Real World on next week's episode of That s the Realest Thing! Subscribe to our new podcast, The Real World Podcast! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe on Podchaser and leave us your thoughts on the Real Talk Podcasts on PodChick on Pod Chatter on the PodChatter and we'll send you a review of the latest episode of Real Talk on The Real Talk podcast! and much more! on iTunes


Transcript

00:00:00.000 spider-man's a pussy i i cannot remember how this conversation started about superheroes
00:00:22.060 whatever whatever and i was talking about how all superhero movies are stupid and it's all
00:00:25.360 but the worst of them all is spider-man spider-man is a bitch
00:00:28.720 if you like spider-man you need to seriously reassess your life
00:00:37.280 he was a dork who got bit by a spider now he's super spider dork and he still can't get laid
00:00:44.940 who's that bitch mary jane parker some shit you're spider-man and she still won't have sex with you
00:00:53.220 it's not working you and me
00:00:56.800 what what the fuck is wrong with you oh but i don't i don't want her to know i'm spider-man
00:01:05.220 i want her to still think i'm a fucking nerd if i was spider-man you think that bitch wouldn't
00:01:09.980 be sucking and fucking by hook or by crook i believe bitch i'm spider-man come here and she'll say okay
00:01:15.720 if by some crazy twist of fate some crazy twist of fate she goes no i don't want to i'd be like
00:01:21.520 psst the fuck you talking about no i'm a g spider-man the only thing spider-man is doing
00:01:27.980 is sitting at home jerking off how are you a superhero if you're sitting at home jerking off
00:01:31.720 fucking loser spider-man is a dork there's nothing admirable about spider-man didn't he like he
00:01:38.040 became super spider-man and then someone killed his uncle some robber killed his uncle is this the
00:01:43.300 right story stay back uncle what happened carjacker he's been shot but we just called the paramedics
00:01:50.860 they're on their way some robber killed his uncle and now he decides he wants to stop crime to get
00:01:55.720 the robber who killed his uncle does he even catch that robber ever i don't know i'm i'm genuinely
00:02:00.760 asking does he catch the robber i don't know if you guys know about spider-man tell me
00:02:03.740 does he catch him and doesn't what does he do put him in jail
00:02:08.500 does he does he hang the robber by his neck in the middle of the city with rope so he and hangs
00:02:20.160 him to death no he takes his ass down the police station to fill in paperwork what kind of fucking
00:02:24.700 superhero are you killed your uncle he's a pussy if you kill venom's uncle venom would fuck the dude up
00:02:31.680 but no fucking spider-man oh i'm taking him for justice you're a fucking nerd bro spider-man's a
00:02:38.540 nerd anyone who likes spider-man by extension is also a nerd he was a nerd who got bit by spider-man
00:02:43.740 became a super nerd and why does he still live with his parents you're a fucking superhero you're
00:02:49.920 living with your parents why or his uncle or his grandma whoever the fuck you live with those old
00:02:53.920 people why none of this makes sense i'm a superhero and i don't live with my parents
00:02:59.320 so you're a superhero why the fuck you still live with your parents it doesn't make sense to me
00:03:04.420 i don't like it and the whole fucking yeah he was a wrestler or something and then
00:03:08.800 some guy robbed the wrestler killed his uncle and then he started crying his eyes out
00:03:13.200 i'm spider-man i'm spider-man i'm not gonna say that can i say that he's a
00:03:22.860 can i say that tristan say i can't say that all right you're a loser spider-man you're a loser no
00:03:31.880 please please don't say that what else does spider-man do that offends me there's something
00:03:37.960 else he does that really offends me and i can't remember what it was oh yeah that's it if you're
00:03:43.780 sitting this watching if you're sitting this and watching and you're thinking okay tate is eternally
00:03:48.320 wise he's always correct everything tate says is true but on this one issue i disagree because i
00:03:55.300 always kind of liked spider-man let me ask you something look at the actors they have chosen
00:04:01.520 to play spider-man we're going to show pictures of the last few spider-men they're not men they're
00:04:09.580 barely boys look at these spider-men at least with batman they got christian bale i won't kill you
00:04:15.540 but i don't have to save you
00:04:22.840 Okay, now they're talking about making another one.
00:04:52.840 With the dork from Twilight, everything gets ruined in the end.
00:04:56.120 But for the last few Batmans, he was Batman.
00:04:59.660 But look at the dorks they choose to play Spider-Man,
00:05:01.880 because even Hollywood, even the people who are in charge of making the movies,
00:05:04.520 know Spider-Man's a bitch.
00:05:06.080 Quickly, let's make a superhero who's actually secretly a little bitch.
00:05:08.820 Find me an actor who looks like a bitch.
00:05:10.100 Oh, this guy, yeah, he's a punk. He can be Spider-Man.
00:05:13.100 It's all garbage.
00:05:15.240 Spider-Man should be erased from the face of the planet.
00:05:17.500 And I've decided the superhero to do it should be...
00:05:19.660 I don't know shit about superheroes.
00:05:23.500 Andrew Tate, me.
00:05:25.160 I want someone out there who can write comics.
00:05:26.760 This is a genuine, genuine task.
00:05:29.260 Anyone out there who can design comics, anyone who's good with drawing or whatever, whatever.
00:05:32.380 I want a three- or four-page comic where Spider-Man meets me.
00:05:36.020 We meet on top of the building.
00:05:37.720 I call him a punk.
00:05:38.760 He tries to throw some web at me.
00:05:40.180 I use my Aikido ninja moves, and I destroy Spider-Man.
00:05:43.500 If someone creates that to me and emails it to me at the email address below,
00:05:46.740 there'll be a cash prize waiting.
00:05:48.800 And we're going to get famous.
00:05:49.760 We're going to put it all over the internet, all over tape speech, all over Twitter.
00:05:52.180 It's going to become everywhere.
00:05:53.180 And Spider-Man will be officially destroyed for the rest of humanity.
00:05:56.080 And when people mention Spider-Man, they'll say,
00:05:57.420 No, there is no more Spider-Man.
00:05:59.300 Andrew Tate beat him.
00:06:00.300 Read the comic.
00:06:01.040 We're going to conquer Spider-Man right here, right now, and you're going to help.
00:06:04.460 Fuck Spider-Man.
00:06:27.420 He's going to conquer Spider-Man.
00:06:43.020 What?
00:06:43.540 He's going to come to mind.
00:06:44.960 What?
00:06:45.940 You're going to conquer them.
00:06:47.160 He's going to conquer theirителes.
00:06:48.620 I can conquer him.
00:06:48.960 I know.
00:06:50.580 I know.
00:06:50.920 I know.
00:06:51.320 I know.
00:06:52.480 I know.
00:06:53.380 He's going to씩 on a ball.
00:06:55.420 I know.
00:06:56.180 What?