Tate on Strong Men
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Summary
People often ask me, Tate, you are the best human being that s ever walked on the face of the planet. You have it all. But if you had to choose between smart or strong, which one would you choose? And obviously, I would choose strong because I have everything. And if you deny that, you re a hater because everyone can sit here and go, "Yeah, yeah, Tate won the genetic lottery. Yes, he won the lottery." Well, guess what? You re wrong about that too. I ve got it all, and if you don t, I m going to rip your arms from your body and fuck your girlfriend so she gets pregnant with my kid, not your smart kid. Who was right about 2 + 2 is 4 or 2 + 5? And if anyone comes along and says to me, what happened? What happened to me? I say, "Two plus 2 is 5." And they continue to say it's 4. I continue to argue that it's 5. And they don t listen to me until I say "two plus two is 5" and they still don t agree with me. And that's when I say it s 4 + 2, and they argue it s 5. And it s four until I'm enraged. And it's still 4. And then I say that it s five until they agree it s two plus 2, but it's four. And they say it is 4, and I say I m right about it is 5, so they're wrong about it. and they don't listen. And so on and so on, and so it s back and forth and so forth. You can t be smart unless you re smart or you re strong. You don t need to be strong because you re not smart because you're not smart. You gotta be strong, right? You can't be smart if you can be strong if you're dead. You don't have to be smart because there s not enough to be a smart guy because you ain t got a good enough guy. I don t give a fuck. You ain t enough. You're not a smart person because you don't give a shit, right?! Well, who are you gonna give a hoe? You ain't got to give a f#cking face to a guy who's smart? I m a smart because I m not enough because there ain t a smart, right ?
Transcript
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People often ask me, Tate, you are the best human being that's ever walked on the face
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of the planet. You have it all. You're strong and tall and sexy and smart and good looking
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and rich. But if you had to choose, would you choose between smart or strong? And obviously
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we continue to talk for a further few hours about how I have everything. Like people hate
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the fact when I just say I won the genetic lottery. I'm not trying to rub it in your
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face or nothing and I'm not trying to be arrogant. I'm just pointing out the facts. My father
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was a chess grandmaster. I have a genius IQ. I'm six foot four. I'm a lean, mean killing
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machine. I've proved my athletic genetics by becoming a kickboxing world champion. I've
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won the lottery genetically. Like who else do you see walking around here with a genius
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IQ and fucking muscles like mine? I don't take steroids. I don't take creatine. I don't
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take protein powders. I don't do nothing. Just muscle just falls from the sky. I've won
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the genetic lottery. I'm a fucking G. And if you want to deny that, you're a hater because
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everyone can sit here and go, yeah, Tate won the genetic lottery. Yes, Tate's one of them
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lucky motherfuckers. He won the lottery. Anyway, what was I talking about? Oh yeah. If I had
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to choose between smart and strong. Obviously I've got it all. We just discussed that. And in
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the scenario I've just given you, which happens at least every day, I discuss for two hours
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with the person how I have it all. And they agreed because I do. But if I had to choose,
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the answer is simple. I would choose strong. See, smart people have this idea that once you're
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smart, you don't need to be strong anymore. I know a bunch of smart dudes. Oh yeah, but
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I have an engineering degree. I will fuck you up. And some dude without an engineering degree
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will come down the road and he'll fuck you up. The reality of the human condition has
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always been violence and the capability for violence. It doesn't matter what you think
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you have if you're going to get bused up by some fucking third world savage. The reason
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strong is more important than smart is because you can't be smart if you're fucking dead.
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You can't be smart if you're killed or murdered. And you're also not smart if you cannot enforce
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your opinion. I'll give you an example. You're smart. I'm stupid. We decide to argue. You say two
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plus two is four. I say two plus two is five. You continue to say it's four. I continue to say
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it's five until I'm enraged. Now that I'm enraged, I've decided to rip your arms from your body and fuck
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your girlfriend. You say, no, it's still four. I destroy you. Left hook, your chin snaps, your head
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hits the floor and you die. I fuck your girlfriend. She gets pregnant with my kid. Not your smart kid,
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my stupid strong kid. Who was right? Seriously, who was right about two plus two? Because you're
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dead. And if anyone comes along and says to me, what happened? I say, I told this motherfucker
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two plus two is five. He didn't listen. And they're like, oh, well, obviously it is because
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his ass is dead. Strong always trumps smart. And if you're a smart person, the most intelligent
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thing you can do is get strong. When I was a kid and I became the state chess champion aged five
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in the under 11s in Indiana, the youngest person to ever win it ever on my route to become a
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grandmaster, which got derailed because I became a kickboxing world champion, blah, blah,
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blah, blah. Anyway, when I won, my dad said, you have to take a month away from chess. I
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just won the championship. He goes, you have to take a month away from chess. Like why?
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He goes, because you're not going to be a fucking geek. You're going to play chess. You're
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going to be like me. You're also going to be a monster. Chess playing monsters, not chess.
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Oh, I play chess. I saw some fucking kid in the newspaper the other day. He can recite
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pi to 200 decimals. That's nice. But you look like a geek. So who gives a fuck? Because
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you ain't going to get laid. You're going to go in the club, start reciting pi to a hoe.
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That's the worst game I've ever seen. You cannot just go through life. Well, I'm a smart guy. It
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ain't enough because there's strong brettas out here who don't give a fuck how smart you are to
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smash your face in. You need to be a warrior scholar. You need to have it all. And being strong,
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if you had to choose, being strong is more important anyway, because being smart ain't going
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to save you. I know you're sitting there going, well, if I'm smart, I can lock my doors and
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I can get a gun. You sound like a dork. Smart does not trump strong. Not on the individualistic
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basis. Obviously, a smart society can be a strong society because you can build laser weapons
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and shit. I'm talking about on an individualistic basis. If I had to choose if I was smart or
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strong, I would choose strong. Lucky for me, I've got it all.