The other day I got a message from a young 17-year-old who said he'd do anything to be a part of my mafia and I asked him why he wanted to be in the mafia and he said "I'll do anything for the chance to become a good member of the mafia" and I said "why not?" and that's when I realized that if you're competent in every single sphere, you're going to be viewed as mafia. If you're a smart, well connected guy who's super well connected, how can you not be a mafia? How can you NOT be mafia? I mean, if you want to be mafia, you have to be good at the work, right? And he said he would do ANYTHING to join my mafia. So I made him a job and he didn't even ask for a job, he just had to do the work. And guess what? He got 6 emails and that was it. And now he's a member of my Mafia. I guess I'm mafia, but I didn't mean to be, but now I'm a mafia because I've reached a level of competence and brilliance that makes me basically an organized criminal, and I just have to accept that I'm part of a mafia. And that's the only way I can be mafia. I'm not even better than the rest of the other people in my mafia, I am mafia, so I'm going to have to get into the mafia because that's what I need to be part of their mafia, and that means I have to learn how to become mafia, or I'll have to become part of the real mafia, because I'm gonna have to join the mafia, which means I'll become a real mafia. I've got to get a job in some sort of organization. I have a job that's going to help me become a mafia in some kind of way, but it's not gonna help me be a real member of their inner circle, and become a mafeee so I have no choice but to join in the mob, and so I can become a member, right?? and I don't even have to fuck with the mafia? I'll tell you what happens when it's time to join them? Click here to listen to the full story of how I became a mafia, right here in this episode of this episode, and the story of why I am a mafia member by the mafia