Tate on Vegetarians & Vegans
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Summary
A rant about vegetarians and vegans, and why they re not a reality. Also, I'm a hypocrite and I don't give a shit about cockroaches. I just care about animals and plants. I think it's a waste of time to judge people based on what they eat and how much they eat. I'm sorry if you're not a vegetarian or a vegan, it's not your fault. It's just the way they were brought up, and they're not the only ones who need to go vegan or vegetarian, but it doesn't make them any less racist or bigoted, it makes them worse. I know this is an easy subject, but my problem with them is a unique one that I've never heard anyone else say. If you're a vegetarian, you deny reality. You think because you sit there and eat tofu, you're somehow changing the basic universal constants of the reality we exist within? You're a dork because this is the reality of the universe, which is something to live, something else must die. This is a constant truth, which has always been true. It s a universal truth, and it's always been a natural condition of the natural human condition. So why do you feel guilty for eating something else to grow? Why do you have to kill other things to survive? Why is it so hard to grow when there's nothing else to survive in the universe? Why are you still killing other things? Why does it matter if you don't eat something else? Who cares about other people? I mean, who cares about them? Who gives a fuck about them anyway? I'm not even though, right? I think they don't care about them, they're just animals? I don t care? So why should they even care? I guess it matters? I know it's just not a problem to you? I m sorry if they do? I can't help it. I m not a vegan? I just like them. I guess that's what matters to me. I m a vegetarian. I like them because they're different than me. I have a policy against killing other people so why not killing other animals. I can have it that way more than I do. I love them. So who cares? -Tat about them. We're all animals? - The struggle. - I m just here for them? - I have no idea why they care? - is that a problem?
Transcript
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I have a hole in my shirt. I'm a millionaire with a hole in his shirt. Welcome to the struggle. So
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vegetarians and vegans. I know this is an easy subject. You're thinking, ah, Tate is going for
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low-hanging fruit. But my problems with vegetarians and vegans is a unique one. I have a problem
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with them I've never heard anyone else say. So this is my general issue with vegetarianism and
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veganism. Because I do have an issue with it. Like if I meet someone and I like that person
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and then they come along and go, oh, but I'm a vegetarian. It does make me like them less.
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I mean, I don't know if that makes me, it doesn't make me racist. It doesn't make me veganist. I
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don't know what that makes me. But it makes me something, I'm sure. Bigoted. Not heard that
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before. But the reason for that is because if you're a vegetarian or a vegan, you deny reality.
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You have to understand that vegetarianism and veganism is not a reality. It's not a human
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condition. It's a religion. People say, I'm a vegetarian as if they are actually a vegetarian,
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but they're not. Humans are not vegetarians. Humans are omnivores. We eat everything. We
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eat meat. We eat plants. We eat lots of different things. So to say I'm a vegetarian isn't a reality
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because you're not a vegetarian. You believe in vegetarianism. You practice vegetarianism, but
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you are not a vegetarian because as a human, you're not vegetarian. So that's the first thing.
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It's a religion. And it's a religion which is fervently protected and defended and propagated
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as some kind of ethical life choice. I think it's awfully pathetic to be a grown-up and judge
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your entire self-worth or to purport your personality based purely on what you do and don't put in your
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mouth. Like, well, oh, my name's Jody and I'm a vegetarian. Like, oh, okay. So you don't put meat in
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your mouth. And that's how you want to let the world know you're an individual. Well, I don't
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put loads of shit in my mouth. I don't put cock in my mouth. I don't put chest pieces in my mouth.
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Like, does that need a name? No, it's just, to me, it's just a name. Like, why do you think this is
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so important? Oh, but the animals suffer. Shut the fuck up, man. Shut up. The world is suffering.
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Everyone suffers. You suffer. I suffer. Everybody suffers. And if you gave a shit about animals,
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which you don't anyway, because you give a shit about the cute ones, but you don't give a shit about
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the cockroaches. So you're just a hypocrite to start with. I mean, there's so many fucking
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mistakes in it. Anyway, back to my original point before I start getting angry. They deny reality.
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And the reason they deny reality is this. For something to live and for something to prosper
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and for something to survive, something else must die. This is a constant. It's a universal truth.
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And it's always been true. Even for a plant to live and strive and grow, it has to destroy
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or absorb minerals. Something else must be destroyed or absorbed or taken apart for something
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else to grow. This is the natural human condition. Not even human condition. This is the natural
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condition of the universe. Even planets destroy other things to create themselves. So why am I
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supposed to feel guilty for destroying an animal so that I can grow when every single thing that's
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ever existed ever has destroyed something else to grow? Well, I'm going to come along and be
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Mr. Nice Guy and I'm going to undo the laws of the universe. You think because you sit there and eat
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tofu that you're somehow changing the basic universal constants of the reality we exist within.
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You're not changing shit. You're a dork because this is the reality of the world. So when you're
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saying I'm a vegetarian or I'm a vegan, you're saying I deny reality. I deny one of the most basic
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fundamentals of reality, which is for something to live, something else must die. I deny that reality,
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which is fucking ridiculous anyway because plants, you still kill plants. Oh, but they're not
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sentient. You're still killing shit. So who cares? It's just ridiculous. So I have a policy when it
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comes to vegetarians and here's what I do. I've met a lot of them. I've always seemed to somehow
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everything's going well. I sit down for dinner with some chick. I'm actually a vegetarian.
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Man, I'm sitting there like, of course, of course you are. So here's the rules for dating
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vegetarians. We're going slightly off track. I'm going to do my fire quickly, but here's the rules
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for dating vegetarians. First things first, what you don't do, I know this is going to be a real
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crazy idea for most of you guys. Most of you guys are going to be like, wow, wow, I've never thought
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of that. Don't be a little bitch. I know you've never thought of that before, but seriously,
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it's an option. Don't be a bitch. So when she says I'm a vegetarian, you say, okay, cool. That's
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cool. Cool. And she orders fucking tofu with grass. What would you like? I'd like a steak, please.
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I'd like a steak. Why are you ordering steak? Because that's what I eat. That's what I always
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eat. I didn't do it particularly to offend you, but it's what I eat. I'm not going to make you change
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your choices for me. So I don't think you should make me change my choices for you. And she goes,
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oh, well, I'm offended. So are you offended? Okay. Well, I understand that. All right. No problem.
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I'll be back in a second. Walk out the restaurant, never come back. That's what you do. Most vegetarians
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will be like, oh, okay. They won't say much about it. Enjoy your fucking steak. If you get on the
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subject of vegetarianism, you can tell her she's a bimbo or you can just kind of ignore it and go,
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yeah, well, people have made their own choices and people do what they want, whatever, whatever.
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But once you get with a vegetarian long-term, after you sleep with them and whatever, whatever,
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you get with them long-term, every vegetarian and vegan I've ever had has cooked me meat. And I've been
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very, very stringent about that point. I've had vegans say, I would rather split up than cook
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you a steak. I would get the fuck out then. Cause I'm a meat eater and this is my house and I pay
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the rent and there's meat in the freezer and he's cooking and you're cooking it for me. So you either
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cook it or get the fuck out. Because what you cannot do is let them impose their garbage religion
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on you. Cause that's what they want to do. I don't have, no, I was about to say I don't have a
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problem. I do have a problem. My problem with vegans and vegetarians have just explained,
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they deny reality. That's fine. But one thing I will certainly never allow happen is someone who
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denies reality forcing their garbage version of existence upon me. I will never deny reality for
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anybody. So you want to deny reality and you want to eat grass and live on carrots. Good. But when I
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