Tate Speech - June 08, 2023


Tate's secret health trick | Tate Confidential Ep 178


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

108.962265

Word Count

1,155

Sentence Count

155

Misogynist Sentences

2


Summary

In this episode, the lads talk about impulse purchases, cars, and why they don't need another car. Also, Tristan reveals the secret to living a life of luxury, which involves eating a lot of caviar and garlic bread. We hope you enjoy this episode and can't wait to do it again! If you like the podcast, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and we'll read out your comments and thoughts on the next episode. Thank you so much for your support, it means a lot to us and we really appreciate it. Peace, Blessings, Cheers, EJ & Rory - The Duke & Duchess of Cambridge. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. This episode was produced and edited by EJ and Rory. All opinions expressed are our own and do not necessarily those of our employers. We do not own the rights to any music used in this podcast. All credit given to artists and labels used in the podcast. The Duke and Duchess are copyright of their respective owners. All credit is given to their respective record labels and labels. EJ is the sole owner of the music used on this podcast and is not in any way associated with this podcast, unless otherwise stated. It was produced, produced and licensed to be used in accordance with copyright of the respective owners' wishes. Tristan and Rory and EJ are not responsible for their respective rights. Thanks to EJ's original music, the Duke and Rory's music is not being represented by any third party or any other third party owner. - EJ s and all credit given by their respective agents. Enjoymentment is their own. . Ej is not affiliated with any other than EJ, except where appropriate, unless stated in any other person else's compensation or compensation is indicated by the Crown Procurator or third party compensation. , EJ has been compensated for this podcasting services provided by a third party. If EJ or other person has expressed their fair use of this podcast or service provider. or other compensation is requested. I am not required to provide any such compensation, etc., EJ does not otherwise be compensated for the use of any such thing, other than that which is stated or otherwise is otherwise indicated, other such thing being provided by third party services or such thing is being compensated for their services provided, etc. You can contact us.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 What?
00:00:12.000 using the notice pieces.
00:00:27.000 Alright...
00:00:36.000 Not bad, not bad.
00:00:51.000 Alright...
00:01:00.000 There baby!
00:01:08.000 Ha! Shotgun! Hop, hop!
00:01:11.000 Hop, hop!
00:01:14.000 I'm glad to be here, I'm glad to be around.
00:01:19.000 C'est qui me fait tourner dans la vie de vide, tourner dans la vie de vide, tourner dans la vie de vide, me fait tourner dans la vie de vide, de vide, tourner, tourner dans la vie, tourner dans la vie de vide, me fait tourner.
00:01:37.000 I've been internet shopping for ages.
00:01:47.000 Peace.
00:01:48.000 And I've bought everything.
00:01:50.000 I've bought everything. I've bought things for girls.
00:01:55.000 There's no girl who deserves it, but they're just beautiful items.
00:01:58.000 Shoes and diamond APs and handbags.
00:02:01.000 I've bought myself loads of stuff.
00:02:04.000 There's nothing to buy.
00:02:05.000 I've spent a million dollars on mine on board.
00:02:07.000 Yesterday I bought a 1972 gold Cartier vintage cigarette lighter.
00:02:13.000 Because we're stuck on house arrest.
00:02:14.000 And you know the worst thing? We can't spend more money than we make from our house.
00:02:21.000 Hmm. Got conundrum.
00:02:24.000 What was our biggest impulse purchase ever?
00:02:28.000 Impulse? In terms of like, see it, buy it.
00:02:31.000 Yeah. World Wars. Was it the World Wars?
00:02:34.000 That was our biggest. We walked past the window and we were signing papers ten minutes later.
00:02:40.000 That was $500,000.
00:02:45.000 Everything else we at least thought about it, thought I want this, should we buy it?
00:02:50.000 We were walking down the street on our way to get coffee.
00:02:55.000 The world's best coffee.
00:02:57.000 Is it really the best?
00:02:59.000 I'm super excited.
00:03:01.000 It's wonderful.
00:03:09.000 It just might be the world's best coffee.
00:03:14.000 Car. Smarr.
00:03:15.000 Car smarr. Audi's Audi.
00:03:18.000 Although they are super expensive.
00:03:19.000 You have every other car. What else are you gonna fucking buy?
00:03:21.000 You have every other...
00:03:22.000 Not for Rolls-Royce?
00:03:27.000 No. What?
00:03:29.000 Rolls-Royce. No.
00:03:31.000 You can't just buy Rolls.
00:03:34.000 Not a problem. Not a problem, my friend.
00:03:36.000 Cheers. Thank you very much.
00:03:38.000 And I hope one day we have another drink and book a rest.
00:03:39.000 We're waiting for you. We're waiting for you.
00:03:44.000 We said an impulse text message.
00:03:47.000 A, B, or C? A. A. A for Aston.
00:03:52.000 Fine. Luca, Aston Martin.
00:03:54.000 What was BNC?
00:03:56.000 Good question.
00:03:58.000 See I think it'll buy another car.
00:04:04.000 That's not really the new one.
00:04:06.000 Unless it's shit. We'll see.
00:04:10.000 I don't think we'll end up buying another car.
00:04:12.000 We really don't need another car.
00:04:14.000 Keep going.
00:04:15.000 Hello, how are you? I'm fine, and you?
00:04:18.000 Wonderful, as always.
00:04:21.000 Can you be good? Yeah.
00:04:23.000 Just fine. Perfect.
00:04:26.000 So yeah, thank you very much for your time.
00:04:28.000 Thank you very much for your inquiry about the three cars.
00:04:32.000 I think at the moment we are at three.
00:04:34.000 Malala, DB12 and DBS Superlegger.
00:04:37.000 Sure. I shared my display with you. Already. We are starting with the VV12.
00:04:49.000 Yeah so I've watched a little bit about this online.
00:04:55.000 Obviously it's not as fast as the DBS though is it? It's quite similar yeah but also Vanquish is in it, V12 Vantage. So I think we have a car which is made out of the best ones from S to Model right now. It's V8 right? It's a V8 yeah.
00:05:13.000 Alright then we are finished. I'll show you a video again.
00:05:19.000 I had to find some time to drive all these cars.
00:05:34.000 Yeah. Just buy them and they just sit stationary.
00:05:38.000 All the cars are going to have to move it for me.
00:05:41.000 Because what happens if you step out?
00:05:42.000 They put me back in jail.
00:05:44.000 The steering is hard.
00:06:04.000 Oh, okay.
00:06:06.000 The food is best.
00:06:16.000 People always ask me about health foods and supplements.
00:06:26.000 Tristan, what supplements do you take?
00:06:27.000 You're built like a tank. I know.
00:06:29.000 But there's one affordable tip I have for everybody at home for staying in great shape.
00:06:34.000 That's plenty of vitamin C. By vitamin C, of course, I'm talking about caviar.
00:06:39.000 Now, caviar fits about anybody's budget.
00:06:42.000 A tin like this should cost you no more than $1,000.
00:06:46.000 Five or six spoonfuls of this per day is my secret for unlimited power.
00:06:51.000 Tristan was right.
00:06:58.000 Garlic bake rolls and caviar.
00:07:02.000 So when you're from the street, you've got the garlic bake rolls.
00:07:07.000 Then you get rich and buy loads of caviar all the time because it costs lots of money.
00:07:11.000 You eat it while you have a massage in your mansion while in house arrest for crimes you didn't commit because you've conquered the world So it's a good combo. I mean in.
00:07:25.000 I'm out.
00:07:26.000 Scald's plan. Took me from the bake roll of life to the caviar of life.
00:07:32.000 Gave me a mansion.
00:07:34.000 Then made me super famous and influential.
00:07:36.000 That made the Matrix attack me, so I can win.
00:07:39.000 Peace.
00:07:40.000 Package here.
00:07:50.000 My fan.
00:07:53.000 I get sent presents quite often, to be honest.
00:07:56.000 Probably once a day, I get a person.
00:07:58.000 It's nice, you know?
00:08:00.000 It's good to know that my sacrifices, sacrificing my life to combat the Matrix is appreciated.
00:08:08.000 So, uh, let's see what's in today's package, shall we?
00:08:15.000 Let's make it work. Ah, I need a knife.
00:08:20.000 Where can I find a knife?
00:08:22.000 Do you have a knife on you? You have a knowledge that arms lean throughout the whole house.
00:08:28.000 I do, don't I? You're right.
00:08:31.000 That's exactly what I have.
00:08:34.000 This is a big deal.
00:08:37.000 I should have another one somewhere.
00:08:39.000 A little bit more manageable.
00:08:41.000 What kind of man does not have weapons within arm's length and every share of the costly fits on?
00:08:55.000 It's on.
00:08:56.000 Think about it. Every chair you sit on in your house, you should have a weapon within arm's length.
00:09:01.000 Everyone should know this is unscripted.
00:09:02.000 I've never seen those knives before in my life.
00:09:04.000 But it's true! Think of your chair you're on most often in your house.
00:09:08.000 How long would it take you to get a weapon?
00:09:10.000 What, go downstairs? What's wrong with you people?
00:09:14.000 People think I'm crazy, I think everyone else is crazy.
00:09:17.000 Why wouldn't I have knives everywhere?
00:09:19.000 Alright, what do we have here?
00:09:23.000 I need my tripod, hold on a minute.
00:09:24.000 Andrew, read me when you have some time.
00:09:27.000 Should we read this first? Let's read this.
00:09:32.000 Let's see. Hi, Andrew.
00:09:42.000 Tristan, thank you for working my clothes into one of your videos.
00:09:49.000 Didn't know I did that. Post a speech on Twitter.
00:09:53.000 This service is clothes. Life-changing.
00:09:55.000 Keep them life-changing. I don't read apps.
00:09:57.000 It's my personal. Much love and respect.
00:10:01.000 All right, so some clothes.
00:10:03.000 Supposedly they've been working to a video, so maybe he's taking something before this guy.
00:10:09.000 He's prepared them for the Romanian Postal Service, which is a good thing, because you know what?
00:10:12.000 The number of times, maybe about five or six times, I've ordered designer clothes, and...
00:10:18.000 They steal the clothes at the box, and the box comes in.
00:10:21.000 Really? Yeah. Fuckers.
00:10:28.000 Oh yeah, I know.
00:10:31.000 Here we go. Should I have them out?
00:10:34.000 Should I maul them? They look beautiful.