It's a holiday weekend in South Africa and the boys are on vacation, so they decided to make a holiday out of it by drinking a bunch of Capri Suns and eating ice cream in the middle of nowhere. Also, they talk about the fact that paper straws are still a crime against humanity and why they should be banned from being used as drinking utensils. Also, the boys talk about how much they love Bailey and how they don't like him and how he doesn't like them and how that's a good thing. And they also talk about why they think he's a dork and why he's the worst turtle on the planet and how stupid he is for having a straw stuck up his nose and how dumb they are for drinking a cup of ice cream with a piece of plastic in his nose. We're in Brasov and we're on holiday and it's going to be a blast! Enjoy this episode and spread the word to your friends about it! xoxo - The Blondes - Andrew and Bailey and the Blond Boys Andrew's Dad's is And Bailey's Dad is . and Bailey's Mom's Dad s Is it a good day? or is it a bad day What do you think of Bailey's dad? Can he be a nice guy? ? Do you like Bailey's hair? or do you like him? Is he a little bit weird or not? We'd love to hear your thoughts on this episode? If you like it, please leave us a review on Insta: if you have a review and/or a song about it, we'll be listening to it in the next week or if you're looking for a new song that's better than the original film review, we're having a good time? and we'll send it to us we'll get back to you in a review of it on the next episode of the first episode of this podcast :) thank you for listening to this podcast! - Todd & Bailey's music is by Todd's podcast, Todd's Music is by: Todd's Song by: , and we are on holiday in the pool by the pool, and we re on holiday by a car, so be sure to check it out! Thank you so much for coming to the pool with us! Love ya!
00:01:17.000So if they fuck you with a paper straw, you can just, you know, drink it without the straw.
00:01:20.000But Capri Suns are straw-dependent to both access and consume.
00:01:26.000And they've made accessing and consuming the drink far more difficult with some paper straw bullshit Because some turtle, dumb turtle, got straws stuck up his nose.
00:01:36.000How stupid do you have to be to get a straw stuck up your nose?
00:04:37.000Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was on like and then I'm like, do I like him?
00:04:40.000I'm like, yeah. But I've gone all the way through hate to get back to like and there's residue.
00:04:47.000It's because I didn't shake your hand.
00:04:49.000Too slow. I'm thinking next time we're driving together, if I lose control of the car, just to make sure I steer the passenger side towards the tree.
00:05:05.000Nice. So that when you die, I can be like, shit, Bailey's dead.
00:06:59.000He doesn't like just changing his surroundings just because he's a millionaire.
00:07:02.000We're in the mountains. It's three hours from his house.
00:07:05.000What normal man would wake up with nothing else to do And three hours from his house in the mountains, when he has unlimited money, millions and millions and millions of dollars on his checking account, he has a Ferrari outside, no, three Ferraris outside, two SF90s, one coupe, one spider, and an 812 competition, a Maserati MC20. What else is even there right now?
00:13:31.000If we flew three hours instead of drove three hours, we'd be in a hotel by a pool, eat an ice cream, somewhere in Spain, surrounded by a bunch of fucking retards saying, Spanish shit, uno mas paella.
00:13:42.000And instead, we're surrounded by a bunch of Romanians saying, fucking lupta bine, fucking pulamare.
00:13:49.000So what's the difference? Talk to me about how we're gonna make the best party ever tonight.
00:13:53.000And everyone's at home. I'm tired of you telling me what to talk about, Bailey.
00:14:02.000I'm tired of you trying to instruct and direct my life.