Tate Speech - August 05, 2024


The 10 Minute Party | Tate Confidential Ep 247


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

141.08434

Word Count

2,342

Sentence Count

301

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

14


Summary

It's a holiday weekend in South Africa and the boys are on vacation, so they decided to make a holiday out of it by drinking a bunch of Capri Suns and eating ice cream in the middle of nowhere. Also, they talk about the fact that paper straws are still a crime against humanity and why they should be banned from being used as drinking utensils. Also, the boys talk about how much they love Bailey and how they don't like him and how he doesn't like them and how that's a good thing. And they also talk about why they think he's a dork and why he's the worst turtle on the planet and how stupid he is for having a straw stuck up his nose and how dumb they are for drinking a cup of ice cream with a piece of plastic in his nose. We're in Brasov and we're on holiday and it's going to be a blast! Enjoy this episode and spread the word to your friends about it! xoxo - The Blondes - Andrew and Bailey and the Blond Boys Andrew's Dad's is And Bailey's Dad is . and Bailey's Mom's Dad s Is it a good day? or is it a bad day What do you think of Bailey's dad? Can he be a nice guy? ? Do you like Bailey's hair? or do you like him? Is he a little bit weird or not? We'd love to hear your thoughts on this episode? If you like it, please leave us a review on Insta: if you have a review and/or a song about it, we'll be listening to it in the next week or if you're looking for a new song that's better than the original film review, we're having a good time? and we'll send it to us we'll get back to you in a review of it on the next episode of the first episode of this podcast :) thank you for listening to this podcast! - Todd & Bailey's music is by Todd's podcast, Todd's Music is by: Todd's Song by: , and we are on holiday in the pool by the pool, and we re on holiday by a car, so be sure to check it out! Thank you so much for coming to the pool with us! Love ya!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Why are you eating ice cream at 7am?
00:00:09.000 Good morning, dickhead. Good morning.
00:00:12.000 Have an ice cream because there's a car of you.
00:00:14.000 Duh. I finally got you something so you can man up.
00:00:18.000 Capri-sa. Mystic dragon.
00:00:20.000 Go on, be a man, enjoy some of your fucking life.
00:00:22.000 You're a fucking idiot.
00:00:24.000 I'm sorry.
00:00:27.000 Fuck.
00:00:29.000 I'm sorry.
00:00:31.000 Fuck.
00:00:32.000 Fuck.
00:01:00.000 The fact that there's paper straws in Capri Suns is still one of the greatest crimes against humanity ever committed.
00:01:05.000 Because it's the most straw-dependent drink on the planet.
00:01:09.000 Any other drink that you need a straw for.
00:01:12.000 In fact, there's very few drinks you need a straw for.
00:01:14.000 You could do the straw.
00:01:15.000 You could go without the straw.
00:01:17.000 So if they fuck you with a paper straw, you can just, you know, drink it without the straw.
00:01:20.000 But Capri Suns are straw-dependent to both access and consume.
00:01:26.000 And they've made accessing and consuming the drink far more difficult with some paper straw bullshit Because some turtle, dumb turtle, got straws stuck up his nose.
00:01:36.000 How stupid do you have to be to get a straw stuck up your nose?
00:01:44.000 You're not a fucking ninja.
00:01:46.000 You're the world's shittest turtle.
00:01:48.000 You're not a mutant. You're not a ninja.
00:01:50.000 You're not a eat pizza. You're a dork.
00:01:52.000 And you fucked up Capri Suns forever.
00:01:54.000 Then Greta just stopped oil and I'll start jerking off.
00:01:59.000 They're little wet, hairy pussies, and took my straw away.
00:02:04.000 It's like I'm fucking furious!
00:02:06.000 Ah, enough of this shit!
00:02:08.000 Some fucking eco-warrior with armpit hair has ruined my mystical dragon Capri Suns!
00:02:14.000 Can I just live in peace?
00:02:17.000 I'm a simple man!
00:02:19.000 I want a Capri Sun!
00:02:21.000 On a nice day, I want to drive my car, but no, there's some fucking hairy bitch who fucks it all up.
00:02:28.000 Some dickhead turtle.
00:02:29.000 I guarantee in turtle world, he's one of the stupid turtles.
00:02:32.000 You know you see people here in the human world, you see them do something and go, what a dumbass.
00:02:38.000 I guarantee the turtles, even the other turtles looked at him like, bro.
00:02:44.000 We've been swimming in this plastic for years.
00:02:47.000 No one's ever done that.
00:02:48.000 How the fuck did you do that?
00:02:51.000 You know, like you see someone crash into a tree and you're just like, retard.
00:02:55.000 Even the turtles don't like that motherfucker.
00:02:58.000 Even the turtles are mad about this.
00:03:01.000 Everyone makes fun of him.
00:03:03.000 Fucking idiot.
00:03:05.000 I'm not.
00:03:15.000 Oooo, beautiful.
00:03:36.000 Nice drink, Andrew.
00:03:53.000 Yeah, it's a pink latte something frappe.
00:03:57.000 Real cheese. Can't drink my pink latte matcha fucking frappe with a straw, though, because straws are gay.
00:04:05.000 Real men drink their pink lattes without straw.
00:04:10.000 It's good, at least. There's a thin line between love and hate, Bailey.
00:04:22.000 For a while I thought I liked you.
00:04:24.000 He's alright. But I started to realize that I've actually hated you so much.
00:04:32.000 It's a circle. Yeah.
00:04:34.000 What did I do this time? You know?
00:04:36.000 There's like and there's hate.
00:04:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was on like and then I'm like, do I like him?
00:04:40.000 I'm like, yeah. But I've gone all the way through hate to get back to like and there's residue.
00:04:47.000 It's because I didn't shake your hand.
00:04:49.000 Too slow. I'm thinking next time we're driving together, if I lose control of the car, just to make sure I steer the passenger side towards the tree.
00:05:05.000 Nice. So that when you die, I can be like, shit, Bailey's dead.
00:05:10.000 But he did kind of annoy me.
00:05:12.000 If I'm not out immediately, the last thing I want to see is your smiling face giving me a thumbs up.
00:05:24.000 You made his day. You're such a nice guy.
00:05:26.000 You're really good at making friends.
00:05:28.000 Everyone just wants to take pictures with you and talk to you.
00:05:31.000 You're such a friendly guy We're holding we're in Brasov
00:05:46.000 Yeah, we're three hours from home.
00:05:49.000 And we came in a GT3, which is funner than coming in a plane.
00:05:53.000 By a pool, sunny, we're on holiday.
00:05:55.000 Why are we on holiday?
00:05:57.000 The original plan was to film a car review and we just stopped in the middle of nowhere by a shop and decided to make a holiday out of it.
00:06:03.000 Yeah, we're on holiday. Exactly.
00:06:05.000 It's a spontaneous holiday and we got here by Porsche.
00:06:09.000 Nice. We are by the pool.
00:06:12.000 Tristan is the weirdest human alive.
00:06:14.000 He doesn't like the most popular things on earth.
00:06:18.000 I would argue, music is perhaps the most popular thing on the planet.
00:06:24.000 Across all cultures, across all ages.
00:06:26.000 Toddlers, old people, Africans, South Americans, Chinese, Japanese, Nordic Vikings.
00:06:34.000 Everyone likes music. Except Trisky.
00:06:37.000 Put on music, he leaves the room.
00:06:39.000 He wants silence. He doesn't want to do anything or go anywhere unless it's drinking.
00:06:44.000 Then he wants to do everything.
00:06:46.000 But if you don't drink, he won't do it.
00:06:48.000 He doesn't like fast cars.
00:06:50.000 What man alive doesn't like fast cars?
00:06:52.000 He goes, I do like them. He doesn't like them because he never drives them ever unless you force him to get in there.
00:06:57.000 Ever. He doesn't like going anywhere.
00:06:59.000 He doesn't like just changing his surroundings just because he's a millionaire.
00:07:02.000 We're in the mountains. It's three hours from his house.
00:07:05.000 What normal man would wake up with nothing else to do And three hours from his house in the mountains, when he has unlimited money, millions and millions and millions of dollars on his checking account, he has a Ferrari outside, no, three Ferraris outside, two SF90s, one coupe, one spider, and an 812 competition, a Maserati MC20. What else is even there right now?
00:07:23.000 I can't remember the cars we have.
00:07:25.000 And he just wants to sit in his house, and refuse to go anywhere, and just sit in the dark, It's not a joke.
00:07:32.000 On his phone. He's not even sitting in the house.
00:07:34.000 He's sitting in his room. Which makes it worse.
00:07:36.000 He's fucking weird.
00:07:37.000 But you're mate. You're mate.
00:07:39.000 He's my brother, but he's your mate.
00:07:41.000 For people watching, he actually never listens to music.
00:07:44.000 I'll be in the car with him for six hours at a time.
00:07:47.000 Silence. He is so boring, he refused to play me at games in jail.
00:07:52.000 We had nothing else to do, and I finally got a hold of a backgammon board.
00:07:55.000 He said, no, that's boring.
00:07:56.000 I said, we're in jail.
00:07:59.000 And he said no, and just looked at the wall.
00:08:04.000 He's fucking weird.
00:08:06.000 He is your man. Right as I hit record, It's nigger, it's nigger, it's nigger.
00:08:13.000 We're raw-dogging it. Straight from the pool.
00:08:15.000 Straight from the pool into public.
00:08:17.000 Let's go. Yeah, that's right.
00:08:20.000 The thing is, about me, is I don't business.
00:08:25.000 You understand? Me and I'll business.
00:08:28.000 Like the little palm trees on your swim trunks.
00:08:30.000 Thanks. You're welcome. I'm a real fucking gangster.
00:08:34.000 I'm on holiday, Tucker.
00:08:36.000 It's holiday time. Oh, it's holiday.
00:08:38.000 You the fuck? Best holiday ever.
00:08:42.000 Oh, Andrew, you're trapped in Romania with all your supercars and girlfriends and women and money.
00:08:47.000 Life's fine. Might do some more human trafficking.
00:08:51.000 Ooh, real nice.
00:08:52.000 Yeah, get back to it.
00:08:56.000 Look a castle!
00:08:58.000 We have to go see the castle.
00:09:10.000 What?
00:09:20.000 It's holiday. We're on holiday.
00:09:22.000 We're going sightseeing on holiday. Alex, it's holiday.
00:09:25.000 We're going to go sightseeing. We both know you don't read Romanian.
00:09:36.000 Luckily it's in English, isn't it, dickhead?
00:09:38.000 Alright, you got me. So this tower protected the town or something.
00:09:42.000 Something about you being a faggot.
00:09:43.000 I don't know, read the sign. Go inside.
00:09:47.000 We're on holiday. That's where the saxophone mage is.
00:09:51.000 Up there, remember? We tried to go up to the sign.
00:09:54.000 We went up on the thing. He's up there somewhere in the fucking forest.
00:09:57.000 If we found saxophone mage again, that would be epic.
00:10:01.000 Might have to. Where's Marcel?
00:10:03.000 Scared? Afraid?
00:10:06.000 Of another journey? Into the unknown?
00:10:11.000 Bro, this is pretty.
00:10:13.000 Romania's a very pretty place.
00:10:16.000 It's a beautiful country.
00:10:19.000 It's filled with psycho prosecutors.
00:10:22.000 They won't let you in, Bailey.
00:10:24.000 It's all good. They heard you were coming so they locked it so nobody else could enjoy it because you tried to go inside.
00:10:29.000 How does that make you feel? I'm used to it.
00:10:32.000 There's a nice view though. We have to.
00:10:38.000 Maybe if I go talk to him about my current predicaments of life, maybe he can fix them all for me.
00:10:42.000 He needs to get your blessing IQ. What was it?
00:10:46.000 Our skill points up? Our spiritual skill points?
00:10:49.000 Is that what it is? It's our magic damage!
00:10:51.000 Ah! Dickhead.
00:10:53.000 Nice. We've run out.
00:10:55.000 Have we though? I still feel like I have quite a lot of magic damage.
00:10:59.000 Magical uppercut. Never hurts to go renew it.
00:11:03.000 Alright. Lunch down there.
00:11:05.000 Now we've got Hex on Tristan.
00:11:09.000 It's interesting. Why are you so sad all the time?
00:11:11.000 What's the matter? It's like, for some reason, you just have this negative energy all around you.
00:11:17.000 Are you okay? Then we can cut a brush off once a week and renew it.
00:11:22.000 He kills himself. We might need that.
00:11:24.000 It really is pretty.
00:11:28.000 Hitch to ride with your friend Alex, huh?
00:11:37.000 Bye.
00:11:38.000 Well. Nice plan.
00:11:39.000 Doesn't matter, next time Alex will be quick too.
00:11:41.000 Then he'll be stranded, cunt.
00:11:45.000 Such a nice guy.
00:11:47.000 Fuck you. You ever heard that before?
00:11:49.000 You're a nice guy, Andrew.
00:11:51.000 I've had enough of your shit.
00:11:53.000 I don't think they have the cards in here.
00:11:55.000 I don't think the cards in here.
00:11:59.000 So is that actually what you're saying?
00:12:01.000 Do I get one scoop or two?
00:12:03.000 Four scoops.
00:12:05.000 Aww, look at that.
00:12:08.000 Thank you. One sour cherry and one fiordi latte.
00:12:11.000 Okay. Thank you. Sour cherry?
00:12:15.000 Shut up, coward. And my friend who's deathly afraid, what flavor would you like?
00:12:20.000 Surprise me. He'll have pistachio.
00:12:24.000 For him, he'll have pistachio and chocolate.
00:12:29.000 Nice, thanks. Thanks, Andrew.
00:12:32.000 Anytime. Ice cream?
00:12:34.000 No. Alex, they have tiramisu ice cream.
00:12:37.000 You're Mr. Tiramisu.
00:12:39.000 How do you ever get muscle about ice cream?
00:12:41.000 Bro, I love ice cream.
00:12:43.000 Thank you very much.
00:12:48.000 When he's afraid of his psychiatrist, when he sees ice cream he's gonna break down and peeves his pants.
00:12:52.000 That's why he wears swim shorts.
00:12:54.000 The other one wears swim shorts, he pisses his pants.
00:12:59.000 Say that.
00:13:01.000 My friend has an issue with the ice cream and he's always like that.
00:13:04.000 That's why he doesn't have...
00:13:05.000 Look, he has swim shorts.
00:13:06.000 And he's always like that because we take him to the ice cream.
00:13:09.000 And now we're trying to make him not be afraid anymore.
00:13:12.000 He's American, you know, they're...
00:13:14.000 Weird.
00:13:16.000 They gave us completely free ice cream.
00:13:20.000 All because we said you pee your panties when you see ice cream.
00:13:24.000 It's true. To be fair, he's actually wet, like, exactly in that area.
00:13:28.000 So she died laughing, bro.
00:13:31.000 If we flew three hours instead of drove three hours, we'd be in a hotel by a pool, eat an ice cream, somewhere in Spain, surrounded by a bunch of fucking retards saying, Spanish shit, uno mas paella.
00:13:42.000 And instead, we're surrounded by a bunch of Romanians saying, fucking lupta bine, fucking pulamare.
00:13:49.000 So what's the difference? Talk to me about how we're gonna make the best party ever tonight.
00:13:53.000 And everyone's at home. I'm tired of you telling me what to talk about, Bailey.
00:14:02.000 I'm tired of you trying to instruct and direct my life.
00:14:05.000 The entertainment of others.
00:14:06.000 I'm a human with a soul.
00:14:08.000 And thoughts and feelings. I'm not just here to entertain you.
00:14:11.000 Alright? I'm not here to follow your fucking script.
00:14:15.000 Okay? Maybe I don't feel like doing what you want.
00:14:18.000 Maybe my feelings matter today.
00:14:21.000 So fuck your request.
00:14:23.000 Fuck the entertainment value of the show.
00:14:25.000 Fuck the people at home.
00:14:27.000 Fuck you.
00:14:29.000 So I'm breaking the fourth wall to give context to this situation.
00:14:40.000 So we're walking around Brasov at 1am, and Andrew says, let's go to the club.
00:14:44.000 Everyone that's in our group says, no way, there's only one club in the whole city that's open, and it is absolutely horrible.
00:14:49.000 One of the worst clubs ever.
00:14:51.000 Well, I look at everyone, I'm like, let's just go for 10 minutes.
00:14:53.000 I'll set a timer, 10 minutes. Andrew looks at me and goes, that's it!
00:14:56.000 10 minute party! So, we walk into the club.
00:14:59.000 We have no idea what we're walking into.
00:15:01.000 And it's some random kid's birthday party.
00:15:03.000 We're looking at them. They're looking at us.
00:15:05.000 They look like deer in headlights.
00:15:06.000 and what you're about to watch is what happened at the 10-minute party.
00:15:11.000 It's your birthday. We're going to party like it's your birthday. We're going to sip a card like it's your birthday.
00:15:18.000 And you know we don't give a fuck cause it's your birthday.
00:15:20.000 You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub. Mama I got what you need. You need to feel the buzz.
00:15:25.000 I'm into having sex. I'm into making love. So come get me up. Get in the, get in the rough.
00:15:30.000 You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub. Mama I got what you need. You need to feel the buzz.
00:15:35.000 I'm into having sex. I'm into making love. So come get me up. Get in the, get in the rough.
00:15:40.000 When I pull up out front you see the bands on dill. When I roll 20 deep it's always drama in the club.
00:15:46.000 Now that I roll with Dre everybody show me love.
00:15:48.000 That was so much fun and you know it.
00:15:50.000 That was fun. That was a good time.
00:15:51.000 That kid is going to be the coolest kid in school.
00:15:54.000 Then he got Top G to his birthday party in the shittest club in Pride.
00:15:57.000 Poppin' Champagne bottles!
00:15:59.000 Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:16:01.000 Romanian LA!
00:16:19.000 Could be LA.
00:16:21.000 West Crockett.
00:16:22.000 That is true. It's holiday.
00:16:26.000 We're on holiday. Alex, we're on holiday.
00:16:31.000 Yep. Let's go.
00:16:34.000 The Matrix has attacked me.