Tate Speech - December 12, 2023


The Croc Walk | Tate Confidential Ep 201


Episode Stats

Length

15 minutes

Words per Minute

141.61812

Word Count

2,188

Sentence Count

315

Misogynist Sentences

9

Hate Speech Sentences

8


Summary

On this episode of the WDFA Podcast, we have special guest Andrew on the show to talk about his experience with depression and how to deal with it. We also talk about Airheads and why they are the only good thing about the failing nation of the USA. And of course, we talk about Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and why we should all be playing it at least once a week. We also get into why we don't care if depression is real or not, and why you should stop worshiping at the feet of people who believe in it. And we finish off the episode with a special shout out to our good friend George, who is a streamer and streamer extraordinaire. We hope you enjoy this episode and that you enjoy it as much as we enjoyed making it. Stay tuned next week for a new episode of WDFA, where we have a new guest on the pod. Stay tuned for the next episode next Tuesday! - Derek Videll Dont forget to rate, review, and subscribe to stay up to date with what's going on in the world of gaming and social media. -Derek and Andrew - Andrew Don't forget to leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! If you like the episode, we'll be listening to your thoughts and opinions on the episode in the comments section below! - Dont Tell a Friend about the episode and we'll get a shoutout on the next one! Thank you for listening to the episode! <3 - Derek, Andrew, Derek, I'll be looking out for you in the next week! XOXO - Andrew, I hope you're having a good day! xoxo - - Andrew, XOXOXOXO - Thank you, Andrew! ( ) XO, Derek, XO ( ) - I'll see you next Tuesday & Andrew, - XO ( xO ( , , XOXO, xOO, & XOY, , I'll get back next week . and XOO , xO, Thank you! , YO, I love you, I'm looking out at you, YO (?) Thank You, Andrew ( ) & YO'S ( ) :) :D P.A. ( )


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Outro Don't shit on the crocs, Marcel!
00:00:10.000 This does make sense! Stand up and look at the crocs!
00:00:16.000 See, you don't see it coming!
00:00:18.000 Why are you gonna punch him?
00:00:19.000 Of course! Because he might stay there as shit, bro!
00:00:23.000 So look at the crocs, and then you I'm very,
00:00:57.000 very excited. How are you? Thank you for making the time.
00:01:02.000 This is the only good thing about the failing nation of the USA are airheads.
00:01:10.000 You know what's so funny? I'm not going to lie.
00:01:11.000 You're such a sweetheart.
00:01:13.000 Even when you talk, and the people here, I was like, oh, Andrew's coming.
00:01:16.000 They're like, oh, he's so sweet. And what I asked, I was like, yo, is there anything you need, anything at all?
00:01:21.000 He goes, airheads.
00:01:22.000 And I looked at my girl, I'm like, is he fucking with me?
00:01:24.000 He's like, he actually likes airheads.
00:01:27.000 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Rain fall for everybody off Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah To the place where my come from Rain fall for everybody off Just like I don't believe in things that take away power from me.
00:01:53.000 I don't care if depression is real.
00:01:55.000 I don't care if I'm wrong.
00:01:57.000 I don't believe in something that takes away power from me because I can't become depressed if I don't believe in depression.
00:02:01.000 And that allows me to shield my mind from the idea of being a depressed person.
00:02:05.000 I can feel depressed temporarily, but I can never become a depressed person because it doesn't exist.
00:02:09.000 You can lock me in a Romanian jail cell for 93 days with cockroaches.
00:02:12.000 I will not be depressed. I will feel a little bit sad, of course, but I will never become a depressed person because I don't believe in it.
00:02:17.000 And when I say this, depressed people are like, no, depression's real.
00:02:19.000 It's ruined my life. It's taken everything from me.
00:02:21.000 Depression's real. Depression's real. I said, you sound like it's promotional team.
00:02:24.000 You sound like it's PR team.
00:02:25.000 It's their God. They're worshipping it.
00:02:26.000 You're worshipping it because it gives you a cure-all excuse for your monumental failures as opposed to waking up and going, you know what?
00:02:33.000 Maybe I'm a fuck-up. Nothing to do with depression.
00:02:35.000 Maybe I've just been fucking up. Maybe depression isn't real and I've just been fucking up and I should fix a few of these things.
00:02:40.000 I've been reaping. Absolutely.
00:02:41.000 And you'd be amazed how depression will lose power over your life and lose its ability to destroy your life if you stop giving it so much respect and just wake up and say, let me fix X, Y, and Z. What can I control?
00:02:51.000 Let me clear just in case there's some people that might not catch up to our speed.
00:02:55.000 I do not believe that some people, sorry, let me rephrase this.
00:02:58.000 I believe that some people are depressed every single day, but I believe that their steps into fixing that is one, first and foremost, find God immediately.
00:03:07.000 Two, instead of running to somebody and expressing your problems every single day, just sitting there, just telling somebody your problems every single day, find some friends, go to the gym.
00:03:14.000 Instead of talking about your problems, talk about your goals, talk about your dreams, focus on something that is not negative.
00:03:20.000 If there's two wolves, and I'll say this every time, I've said this a few times, there's two wolves, Andrew.
00:03:24.000 One's chained up in the dark, one's chained up in the light.
00:03:26.000 Which one lives? Busted up in SSB. Yeah, don't play Smash Bros.
00:03:35.000 You gotta teach me this game because I have no idea what to play Smash Bros.
00:03:38.000 You good? Oh, great.
00:03:39.000 I play Melee. That's my Smash Bros.
00:03:41.000 Oh, shit! Dude, you know what's going on.
00:03:42.000 You play Ultimate, don't you?
00:03:44.000 Yeah, it's the GameCube version. It's like 20 years old.
00:03:47.000 I was playing Melee 2. I'm ready for you.
00:03:49.000 Oh, okay! Who do you use?
00:03:50.000 He's my guy. He'll play for me. I got that good stuff.
00:03:54.000 Let's go.
00:03:55.000 George will bring the money.
00:03:56.000 Oh, what the fuck? Whoa.
00:03:58.000 The fucking boy.
00:04:00.000 It's practice.
00:04:02.000 You had like 900 cups of coffee.
00:04:05.000 Caffeine and nicotine are good for your testosterone though.
00:04:07.000 Do you fuck with these?
00:04:10.000 That's an American thing. He doesn't like zinc.
00:04:12.000 But nah, I'm cigars.
00:04:16.000 I don't know where I'm going to release this one, because I don't want to cut any of that shit out.
00:04:19.000 I don't want to leave it at all. So I might hit somebody from a different streaming service.
00:04:24.000 To be honest, bro, YouTube got mad at me for some shit, and now every day I've been getting messages saying, hey, dude, they're not showing us your videos.
00:04:31.000 Why? Bro, you do it for Rumble.
00:04:32.000 But Rumble have been really good to me, because when I was most banned, like the height of banned, they're like, not comfortable.
00:04:39.000 I feel like Rumble...
00:04:40.000 They let me say whatever I want.
00:04:42.000 How do you feel about Kik? Kick is backed by gambling, right?
00:04:46.000 It's backed by the stake. And if you're going to be on Kick, you have to do a bunch of gambling shit.
00:04:50.000 I don't gamble at all. Neither do I. I don't push gambling.
00:04:52.000 And it's clown shit. They're all fucking retard kids running around screaming, acting like idiots.
00:04:56.000 I'd be embarrassed to be on Kick. Rumble's like me, Russell Brand.
00:04:59.000 People saying smart shit. It's for the smart people.
00:05:01.000 And I get really good views on Rumble.
00:05:03.000 I got more views on Rumble than I got on YouTube.
00:05:05.000 Let's transfer over, honest to God.
00:05:07.000 Well, you can do both at the same time, and you'll be surprised.
00:05:10.000 I think the Rumble CPM, they pay like six times more than you do.
00:05:13.000 So your viewers are worth six times more.
00:05:14.000 They pay more. You should check it out.
00:05:16.000 Okay, we'll try it. We're going to start with this episode.
00:05:18.000 Awesome. Thank you, brother.
00:05:20.000 Come on, hit me up.
00:05:22.000 My man.
00:05:24.000 You're gonna have to hold a line.
00:05:26.000 If you want me to know what you're shooting at, you're welcome to achieve it.
00:05:30.000 I see you.
00:05:31.000 Approach this man.
00:05:33.000 Tell him before, no, but let me explain what he's talking about.
00:05:40.000 No.
00:05:43.000 He's on the other side.
00:05:45.000 I'm gonna get him.
00:05:47.000 I'm gonna get him.
00:05:49.000 No!
00:06:05.000 you you Why divide it? Because I'm wearing the cross.
00:06:10.000 It's like a protection mechanism.
00:06:13.000 Marcel, you don't know about the protection mechanism.
00:06:15.000 Aikido. Of course there's two pairs in the house.
00:06:17.000 Of course there's two pairs. You're going to see me and Bailey standing like this.
00:06:20.000 And bodies. I'm wearing them.
00:06:24.000 Are you wearing those out? I'll wear these out.
00:06:27.000 Just like this. No, don't do the their good thoughts.
00:06:34.000 I'll buy them. Give them off and then you can have some.
00:06:37.000 The whole house is going to convert.
00:06:39.000 They're sick. Admit they're sick.
00:06:42.000 No. Myself.
00:06:43.000 They're so terrible though.
00:06:45.000 What are you thinking? They're actually terrible.
00:06:47.000 They're sick. I hate to say it, but technically those are slippers and not crocs.
00:06:51.000 They're not. Where are the holes?
00:06:52.000 That's the thing. No, crocs aren't cool.
00:06:55.000 Valentino ripoff crocs for $2,000 are cool.
00:06:59.000 Yeah.
00:06:59.000 How can the rip off be more?
00:07:01.000 Whose- whose- Footwork. Angles.
00:07:05.000 You don't know the game.
00:07:07.000 So we're wearing the Crocs out.
00:07:11.000 Yeah? Because I'm committed.
00:07:15.000 Look, no fear for the puddle.
00:07:19.000 I was trying to record your reaction to my shoes.
00:07:26.000 Don't sit with me. I'm sitting right next to you.
00:07:29.000 I'm sitting right next to you, T. I don't know who this guy is.
00:07:33.000 I don't know who you are. T can't be Hayden.
00:07:38.000 Marcel. Marcel.
00:07:41.000 Last thing you see is the bling of the diamonds.
00:07:43.000 Last thing. Crocs, diamonds, and Colonel Black.
00:07:48.000 I'm sitting right next to you.
00:07:51.000 Tristan pissed off about our uh, shoe selection.
00:07:53.000 They're not Crocs though, right?
00:07:57.000 No, they're Valentinos.
00:07:58.000 Valentinos.
00:07:59.000 Crocs are not just a fashion statement.
00:08:03.000 They're a philosophy and a way of life.
00:08:05.000 You would have no idea what any of that means.
00:08:07.000 We have to find the whole world and take out the fox.
00:08:09.000 We're gonna convert the whole house.
00:08:11.000 Let me get me.
00:08:13.000 Oh.
00:08:15.000 We're being conquered. Surrounded in all realms.
00:08:17.000 When you thought you were somebody, you thought you mattered, but it turns out you were at the lowest possible echelon of existence.
00:08:22.000 Like a bug, in the mud, like a little worm, waiting to be crushed by your superiors, people who are better than you.
00:08:27.000 And you sat there in your little stupid shoes.
00:08:29.000 When people like me and Bailey, real men, heroes, men who don't give up, men who made a...
00:08:34.000 Courage, bravery, and honor.
00:08:36.000 The age-old adages which built the modern world.
00:08:39.000 Truly masculine geniuses surrounded you on all sides, and you face certain destruction.
00:08:45.000 Look at the floor. You look like a faggot.
00:08:47.000 Look at the floor. He's been conquered.
00:08:56.000 You're surrounded. You're surrounded.
00:08:58.000 It's over. We'll get him.
00:09:09.000 We'll get him. George, what's at stake? I have no fucking idea.
00:09:34.000 I just see the lives, bro. I have no idea what's going on.
00:09:36.000 Oh, the stake. The stake. If Reed wins...
00:09:41.000 Oh my god.
00:09:46.000 I think he's about to lose. If Reed wins...
00:09:50.000 Bro, you're sick.
00:09:53.000 You're good, bro. You are good.
00:09:55.000 He's good. I've never had to try that hard at that game before.
00:09:59.000 Are you sweating? Bro, you are good.
00:10:00.000 Running back. It's good, you're fine there!
00:10:05.000 Nah, you're good.
00:10:06.000 He's good, bro. Bro, he is different good.
00:10:09.000 You lost? Bro, you are good.
00:10:11.000 We'll play again for the end of the night. Okay.
00:10:13.000 No, man, he's fucking sick.
00:10:14.000 So close, bro. All of my house arrest would have been wasted!
00:10:22.000 Jesus. He's good, bro.
00:10:25.000 He's slippery. De Mara Borshue.
00:10:31.000 You got it. Marcel's converted.
00:10:34.000 What did you order him? I accidentally converted.
00:10:38.000 But see, the thing is, we wore our Crocs yesterday.
00:10:41.000 Tactical. They're tactical Crocs.
00:10:44.000 So if you want to be like a top performer, They had you surrounded yesterday.
00:10:49.000 We had him surrounded, so we saw the tactics.
00:10:52.000 Now he's getting a pick. That's three on one.
00:10:53.000 I'm going home. Right now, I'm just going to go home.
00:10:56.000 Tactical Crocs. Think about it.
00:10:58.000 TC, bro. TC. TC. Would you fight a crocodile?
00:11:03.000 I'm going home. Don't do it, my son.
00:11:06.000 You're too black. You're too black for Crocs.
00:11:09.000 No, what do you mean? You're fucking Cripwalking them, like a G. You're not Cripwalking Crocs.
00:11:14.000 No, you're Cripwalking.
00:11:16.000 Yeah. We call it crockwalking.
00:11:18.000 Crockwalk. You don't know.
00:11:22.000 Have a nice day.
00:11:26.000 Marshmell. How did these get here?
00:11:32.000 Tristan ordered hot chocolates because he loves hot chocolates.
00:11:35.000 Especially with whipped cream. Andrew, who's your maid?
00:11:41.000 Drink that without looking gay.
00:11:44.000 He's here. You look scary as shit.
00:11:53.000 If Marcel's down with the cross, that might be good.
00:11:56.000 Good point. You gotta try it.
00:12:02.000 It's banging. You're onto something, Marcel.
00:12:11.000 So much energy involved.
00:12:13.000 It's not coffee, but it is.
00:12:16.000 What about ten coffees with it?
00:12:20.000 Ten coffees will balance it out.
00:12:24.000 It balances out the cool as well.
00:12:28.000 Coffee, crops and chocolate.
00:12:29.000 What? Coffee, crops and chocolate.
00:12:34.000 The triple C. Triple C, brother.
00:12:39.000 Several days later.
00:12:42.000 Bailey, it's your birthday.
00:12:45.000 Drink a Guinness, baby!
00:12:48.000 Marcel. Bro, everyone is doing it.
00:12:51.000 It's a new thing. It's a new diet.
00:12:55.000 It's a new diet. It's a new diet. Guinness diet.
00:12:57.000 I'm going to take my vitamins with my Guinness.
00:13:00.000 I think that's going to really wash them down.
00:13:03.000 Thank you. Is that a good plan?
00:13:06.000 That's a very good plan. Very good plan.
00:13:07.000 But baby, don't drink your Guinness.
00:13:09.000 You're not my friend. I don't think I'm man enough to take them all at the same time.
00:13:35.000 Why? Ugh, you make me want to be a better Christian.
00:13:41.000 I try my best. Alright, of course.
00:13:48.000 Andrew, there's birds in the house.
00:13:54.000 Andrew, there's birds in the house.
00:13:58.000 No, they're our new roommates.
00:14:02.000 They must have come in through the rooms, but I'm hoping to keep the birds.
00:14:05.000 Until they start shitting on everything.
00:14:08.000 If they shit on everything, are you going to clean it up?
00:14:10.000 No, but my housekeepers.
00:14:13.000 We can't do the housekeepers dirty like that.
00:14:19.000 Oh, I see. The traitor lets the birds through.
00:14:24.000 Yeah, let's do it.
00:14:25.000 Something like Rory. Showing up uninvited.
00:14:31.000 Hopefully I can get an interview today, Dale.
00:14:34.000 Might make it mate.
00:14:35.000 I've got the chocolates.
00:14:37.000 I've got the chocolates mate.
00:14:44.000 It was Rory's birthday yesterday.
00:14:47.000 Fuck Rory. Who's Rory?
00:14:53.000 The bird's in the chalice.
00:14:59.000 He's drinking out of the chalice.
00:15:00.000 He sees it. He sees it.
00:15:01.000 He sees his opening. Nah, I'll miss the bird.
00:15:04.000 He's gonna leave us. Ah, the birds are gone.
00:15:07.000 The birds left us, it's official.
00:15:09.000 What the fuck? They're your friends.
00:15:12.000 Your one and only friend. They're the only people in this house I've trusted.
00:15:17.000 They're probably the only people in this house that liked you.
00:15:21.000 Touche. That's true.
00:15:23.000 I hate this guy. No one likes Tristan.
00:15:25.000 No one. Alex, do you like Tristan?