Tate Speech


THE CURE FOR CORONA | Tate Confidential Ep. 37


Summary

I'm Too Fly for Corona. I'm too fly for Corona. I don't know what else to say other than that. I m too fly, brozz. I m Too Fly For Corona. I don t know what that means, but it's a good one. I mean, it's more than a little weird, but that's what happens when you have a disease like the coronavirus and you don't want to get sick. You don't get sick, you get sick! That's the only way you can be too fly. It's a disease that's going around the world, and it's going to kill you if you let it get to you. If you're not sick yet, you're gonna get sick soon. I know I know that's probably not a good thing, but I'm not going to stop you from getting sick from it. And if you do, I'm going to make sure that you don t get sick too soon, because it's the last thing you need to do to survive this disease. This disease will kill you before you die. We'll figure it out together. Let me know what you think of it in the comments section below! XOXO. Xoxo, EJ & Tate xoxo Xxoxo -Tate, Ej, Elexa, Elesa, Alyssa, and Elyssa - and EJ - EJ's new song: I'm TooFly for Corona (feat. & EJaxa's new album: Ej's Song: "Top Boy" & is out now! - Ej has a new song about this is out on the airwaves. -EJ's song: "Too Fly For Corona" is out! EJ s Song: "I Am Too Fly" - "Topboy's Song" by EJ and Ej & Ej s Song from "The Girl Pockets" - "TooFly For Corona" by Fucking Fly by Ej and I'm Farley's Music: "I'm too Fly For This Song" and "I Don't Get Sick For This" by Mr. Corona's Song is out Now & I Can't Wait To Get Sick by Soothe Myself by The Pockets


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:11.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 But I'm not a fan of money.
00:00:22.000 I'm a fan of money.
00:00:38.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:43.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:48.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:52.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:56.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:01:00.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:01:04.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:01:09.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:01:13.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:01:17.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:01:21.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:01:25.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:01:29.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:01:33.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:01:37.000 plug in a printer.
00:01:39.000 We've been to the moon. Why do they pull up so many complicated parts?
00:01:42.000 You plug it in, the computer should know what you want to do with it.
00:01:45.000 It's not like you're plugging in something that can do lots of things.
00:01:47.000 The computer should go, oh, a printer, okay.
00:01:49.000 He wants to print things. So when I click print, it should print.
00:01:53.000 I will throw away my second printer today.
00:01:55.000 He wants to get fresh. I've opened the document, I've clicked print.
00:01:59.000 That's all I should have to do.
00:02:03.000 It says red. Find out.
00:02:09.000 M54, yeah, okay.
00:02:10.000 Print. Processing.
00:02:19.000 I don't know what that means.
00:02:24.000 Moment of truth. There's no reason for printers to be complicated.
00:02:31.000 Oh, I'll do more than throw away.
00:02:32.000 I'll fucking smash it to fuck.
00:02:35.000 I'm not playing games.
00:02:37.000 I'm not troubleshooting a printer.
00:02:39.000 I think he heard about what happened to his brother.
00:02:46.000 So printers are shit. Here's my new fucking...
00:02:50.000 I think he saw.
00:02:53.000 He may have. And thought, fuck...
00:02:57.000 Doc. See?
00:02:58.000 Easy. Alright. Print works.
00:03:00.000 Other one was like, hmm, print where do you print what where?
00:03:04.000 Print the document on the printer, you piece of shit.
00:03:08.000 Lucky. You survive another day.
00:03:12.000 See? Always got the cigars.
00:03:16.000 Always ready.
00:03:18.000 Got him.
00:03:20.000 Well, I'm too fly for the ropes.
00:03:27.000 I'm thinking...
00:03:28.000 While this whole disease thing's going on, your tactic of five hands of ham and hiding your house, what I'm going to do is I'm going to dress fresh, hit the streets when all the other players are at home, get me some bitches!
00:03:43.000 This is a $40,000 watch.
00:03:45.000 You think a disease is just going to walk up on...
00:03:48.000 I'm too fly. I'm too fresh.
00:03:51.000 I'm too clean. What do they say?
00:03:54.000 What do they say to protect yourself from fraud?
00:03:56.000 What do they say to do? Wash your hands.
00:03:59.000 Stay clean. I'm too fly!
00:04:06.000 I'm too fly for Corona!
00:04:08.000 This makes more sense than a flashlight.
00:04:10.000 Thank you! It does!
00:04:11.000 I'm too fly for Corona, I'm gonna say.
00:04:13.000 I'm leaning on the camera.
00:04:15.000 I'm hitting the streets.
00:04:16.000 And I'm getting some bitches. We'll see.
00:04:17.000 We'll see whose character pays off long term.
00:04:22.000 I'm ready. I will not give you any cash.
00:04:28.000 I mean obviously I will but I will have to sit there and not give him any care.
00:04:31.000 How much does this jacket cost?
00:04:36.000 I got it for free.
00:04:38.000 Yeah, a tailor made it for me.
00:04:41.000 This is all mine.
00:04:44.000 I don't care.
00:04:47.000 I don't care. Well, watch this thing.
00:04:50.000 That, like, $15,000?
00:04:52.000 $42,000 watch.
00:04:54.000 With your sunglasses. Bro, you don't look fresh at all, bro.
00:04:58.000 Give a fuck. I'm hanging out with three dudes.
00:05:01.000 Why would I give a shit? The only way to protect yourself from the coronavirus is to be too fly to get sick.
00:05:07.000 Brothers who look like me don't get sick.
00:05:09.000 I'm too fly for corona.
00:05:12.000 I call the girl on the phone. I tell her I'm a homeowner.
00:05:17.000 No need for a loaner.
00:05:21.000 That's why I'm gonna be out on the streets singing that exact song, Drop Top Lambo.
00:05:26.000 I'm too fly for Corona.
00:05:29.000 The girls are like, he owns a home?
00:05:31.000 I can hide in any...
00:05:33.000 We both own homes.
00:05:35.000 I'm too fly. You don't look...
00:05:37.000 I'm just saying. Pockets bulging and shit.
00:05:40.000 When you're sick, you know why.
00:05:43.000 It's Armani. I don't care.
00:05:46.000 I have nice clothes at home.
00:05:47.000 I'm hanging out with men. Tristan, it sounds like you're gonna get sick.
00:05:52.000 It sounds like you're gonna get sick. When someone gets sick and I have all the provisions and the flashlights.
00:05:57.000 Provisions? Flashlights?
00:06:01.000 Just wait and see. Just wait and see.
00:06:04.000 You motherfuckers, I called this when the virus was only in China.
00:06:07.000 I started stocking up. I started stocking up.
00:06:10.000 Now it's everywhere. Italy's locked down, quarantine, a bunch of Romanians are coming back from Italy.
00:06:15.000 Just wait. Just wait. Provision, bruv.
00:06:17.000 I got. The Lord will judge you.
00:06:19.000 Louis Vuitton shades.
00:06:21.000 So do I. Gucci.
00:06:24.000 At home. Bruv.
00:06:25.000 I'll put on my Versace robe I'm going to be a loser.
00:06:29.000 I'm going to be a loser.
00:06:31.000 Who's the loser now?
00:06:57.000 I'm gonna do the same.
00:06:59.000 Nice. Boom.
00:07:01.000 Who's the loser now?
00:07:05.000 I want Coke and some spicy sauce, Tabasco or something.
00:07:20.000 I need a Big Mac menu.
00:07:23.000 Large. Coke.
00:07:27.000 I need a McChicken sandwich menu.
00:07:31.000 Sandwich or menu? Large.
00:07:34.000 And a fillet of fish menu.
00:07:38.000 Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke.
00:07:40.000 A fillet of fish menu menu?
00:07:42.000 Yeah. Large? Large.
00:07:44.000 With orange juice. Mix it up.
00:07:48.000 I need 10 sauces.
00:07:49.000 Picante. What sauce?
00:07:52.000 Pecan, spicy, Tabasco.
00:07:54.000 That's gonna save me from coronavirus.
00:08:01.000 Thanks for watching!
00:08:05.000 102.1.
00:08:07.000 Card? 121.
00:08:10.000 Thank you, bro. Thank you.
00:08:12.000 Yeah, so, basically, all the restaurants in Bucharest are closed because of corona.
00:08:17.000 There's one restaurant open.
00:08:19.000 McDonald's. Which means, by law, it must be corona-proof.
00:08:23.000 It must be! Tristan, it's to end days.
00:08:34.000 End days Bible verse.
00:08:36.000 I just went out and all the restaurants are closed.
00:08:42.000 It's the end of times.
00:08:46.000 For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ so that each of us may receive what is due us for the things done while in the body, whether good or bad.
00:08:57.000 It's the end times. The end times, Steve.
00:08:59.000 Every restaurant closed is set in McDonald's.
00:09:01.000 Therefore, McDonald's must be crowned approved for cheese.
00:09:04.000 Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:09:06.000 So, sorry, maybe I'm going to put my head around this.
00:09:10.000 So, if someone had the foresight to stock food in the house, you'd be happy.
00:09:17.000 Is that what you're saying? However, do not rejoice that the spirits submit to you, but rejoice that your names are written in heaven.
00:09:23.000 Wait a second. What happens?
00:09:26.000 I'm too fly as a coronavirus.
00:09:28.000 I am, but the restaurants aren't fly.
00:09:30.000 I'm... I'm a fly.
00:09:34.000 The restaurants aren't fly.
00:09:36.000 And therefore, they've closed.
00:09:38.000 So you're fly and hungry.
00:09:39.000 And I thought, no. McDonald's is corona proof.
00:09:42.000 It's corona proof. The more McDonald's I eat, the more corona proof I become.
00:09:46.000 That's why it's allowed to stay open, team.
00:09:48.000 So we're decided to eat as much McDonald's as possible in the coming days to become stronger than ever.
00:09:56.000 Big Mac? Corona proofing himself.
00:10:00.000 It's not Corona. It's the only choice!
00:10:02.000 Think about it. It's the only restaurant open.
00:10:05.000 Do the math. Right.
00:10:08.000 Keep each other in cans. We kill ourselves.
00:10:10.000 Corona's gonna kill us anyway. We're gonna kill ourselves first.
00:10:14.000 So it's end time. It's the end time.
00:10:15.000 It's the end of time. Do you need more quotes?
00:10:17.000 So I've got all the food. I've got McDonald's.
00:10:20.000 No, but I've got all the food.
00:10:21.000 And when McDonald's closes, you won't be fucked.
00:10:23.000 When McDonald's closes, I want you to rest.
00:10:25.000 Yeah. But that day hasn't come yet.
00:10:28.000 It won't come. It's corona-proof.
00:10:30.000 So I'm the champion. We'll see.
00:10:34.000 So I'm the champion of the coronavirus.
00:10:36.000 We'll see. What do you mean?
00:10:47.000 What? Drink to my victory.
00:10:49.000 What victory? My victory.
00:10:51.000 Hey! Drink to my victory.
00:10:54.000 You know what I'm saying? Oh, you're right.
00:10:56.000 That's nice. I'm right.
00:10:59.000 You're wrong. Coronavirus is killing us all.
00:11:02.000 I'm drinking champagne. It's the end times.
00:11:05.000 I have enough food, and you're going to have to drink champagne with me if you want to qualify for rations.
00:11:10.000 That's the way it is. But our citizenship is in heaven, and we eagerly await a savior from there, the Lord Jesus Christ, who, by the power of everything under his control, will transform our only bodies so that they will be like his...
00:11:22.000 You're describing me! I have transcended from heaven to bring rations, food, and flashlights to an emergency life or death situation.
00:11:33.000 But McDonald's is open. Listen, when that closes, you've got to fuck.
00:11:37.000 It's a victory. Is that a victory?
00:11:43.000 No one even likes champagne.
00:11:47.000 No. Alright, no more rations then.
00:11:50.000 I have McDonald's. No, zero rations for you.
00:11:52.000 That's cool. I'll sit here and drink champagne by myself.
00:11:55.000 And you two don't qualify for rations.
00:11:57.000 You're not going to share in my victory.
00:11:58.000 You're not gonna share my spoils either Silver lining every cloud has a silver lining You've heard it before. The silver lining is right here and your stupid ass ain't doing nothing.
00:12:12.000 Let me make this extremely simple for you.
00:12:14.000 I make money with Forex trading.
00:12:16.000 Forex trading is currency versus currency.
00:12:18.000 Is the dollar against the pound?
00:12:20.000 How's it going to fluctuate? Which one's going to become more powerful?
00:12:22.000 Which one's going to lose power? Et cetera, et cetera.
00:12:24.000 The worst thing that can happen in forex trading is that everything's stable.
00:12:27.000 Because if everything's stable, then we can't make any money.
00:12:30.000 It doesn't matter if one goes up.
00:12:31.000 It doesn't matter if it goes down. It doesn't matter which way it moves as long as it moves.
00:12:34.000 Do you have any idea how much this virus is affecting global currency markets?
00:12:39.000 Do you have any idea how it's fucked the world up?
00:12:42.000 Everything's closed. Everything's closed.
00:12:44.000 The Dow Jones is like, it lost the most points it's lost since 1987.
00:12:47.000 This is the best time to be doing Forex trading.
00:12:50.000 There's huge validity in the markets.
00:12:52.000 We're making huge sums of money.
00:12:54.000 I'm sitting at home in quarantine, banking thousands of dollars a day, 20, $30,000 a day.
00:12:59.000 You can copy me.
00:13:01.000 I place a trade, you place a trade.
00:13:03.000 I make 10%, you make 10%.
00:13:04.000 You can copy me for the next 10 days during a trial.
00:13:07.000 Don't take my word for it. Try it out.
00:13:09.000 Go to corporatetape.com, message the live chat, tell me you want to join the trial.
00:13:13.000 If you still don't believe what I'm saying, you can ask the live chat agent for our last three months trading history and see all our wins.
00:13:18.000 There is no excuse for you not to be making a whole ton of money off this virus besides the fact you're a lazy pussy.
00:13:24.000 Get inside. Get closer.
00:13:57.000 Tuck yourself in.