Tate Speech - June 10, 2024


The Easter Egg Conspiracy | Tate Confidential Ep 235


Episode Stats

Length

18 minutes

Words per Minute

175.32967

Word Count

3,191

Sentence Count

367

Misogynist Sentences

14

Hate Speech Sentences

31


Summary

In this episode, the lads talk about Easter, gay pride parades and the fact that Jesus doesn t like gay people. Also, we talk about gay porn and why gay parents need to go the way of the cheaters. We also talk about why gay kids need to be sent to the hidy-bahum and why you should stop having kids if you don t want them. We hope you enjoy this episode and don t forget to subscribe to our channel to get notified when we upload a new episode every Sunday night! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used by permission. The opinions and views expressed here are our own, not those of our companies, unless otherwise stated. We do not own the rights to any music used in this podcast. This podcast was produced and produced in any way whatsoever by us, and is not affiliated with any of our parent companies. If you have a dilemma you want us to discuss or a general question or topic you d like us to answer, please contact us. Thank you and we will try our best to answer your questions and have us answer them in the next episode. Thanks for any amount you can manage to get us in touch with us. We appreciate the support we can provide. Peace, Love, Blessings, Cheers. - EJ & Cheers, Ej and Cheers! - Ej. Love, EJ and Ej & Ejoe. xox -Evan & Elesa -Tristan & Bailey -AJosie & EJosco and EJoe -PJoe and Elesco -Davide -Sue and Eudes -Ben & Eamon -Joby -Breeze -Andrew & Eze and Elyn -Bradley -Cameron -Alex -Isaac -Jacob -Kris -Chad & Eudes & Evelin -Joe . -James -Jake , -Jack -Alec Eles - Alex (and Eles and Elyssa Jake AND Eles ( ) -Josha ... And much more! -


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Alex, isn't it Easter Sunday?
00:00:09.000 Yeah.
00:00:10.000 Yes, of course.
00:00:12.000 Have you ever been to Romanian Easter?
00:00:16.000 It's better than the boxing.
00:00:20.000 Are we about to go to church?
00:00:22.000 It's better than boxing, yeah.
00:00:24.000 What happens? Everyone from every town, in every village, from here to Vladivostok in Russia, the Orthodox Christian part of the world, Armenia, Georgia, Romania included, all goes to their local church and lights candles from a flame brought from Jerusalem.
00:00:42.000 That's actually extremely cool.
00:00:44.000 It is very cool. Because in the West we have nothing that can unify people and get them out of their houses besides gay pride parades.
00:00:50.000 Yeah, gay pride parades are all that unifies people and gets them out of their house.
00:00:54.000 All the straight people go out and dance in front of gay men who twerk.
00:00:58.000 Whereas here, Jesus gets us out.
00:01:01.000 Amen! So we are going to church.
00:01:27.000 Well, I'm going. So it's midnight and we're going to worship Jesus.
00:01:29.000 Yeah. Is that like the whole community?
00:01:32.000 The whole community.
00:01:34.000 Everyone in this country will go out.
00:01:36.000 So we're a bunch of guys getting in their supercars on a mission to go and praise Jesus.
00:01:42.000 Basically, yeah. Praise the Lord.
00:01:44.000 Let's go! Amen!
00:01:46.000 I got the keys to the kingdom, ain't nobody stopping me now I'm taking back all of my freedom, cause I know there's
00:01:53.000 only one crown And you know that I am a fighter, a warrior washed in the
00:01:57.000 blood Cause I got something to believe in, when I'm 40 days in
00:02:00.000 the flood I got the keys to the kingdom.
00:02:03.000 Ain't nobody stopping me now.
00:02:04.000 I'm taking back all of my freedom.
00:02:06.000 Cause I know there's only one crown.
00:02:08.000 And you know that I am a fighter.
00:02:10.000 A warrior washed in the blood.
00:02:12.000 Cause I got something to believe in.
00:02:13.000 We're not 40 days in the flood.
00:02:17.000 I got the keys to the kingdom.
00:02:20.000 You know I'm living in freedom.
00:02:24.000 I got the keys to the kingdom.
00:02:36.000 Nothing more inspirational than saddling up with your boys in a bunch of super cars and taking time out your day
00:02:51.000 to go and praise the Lord Jesus Christ.
00:02:54.000 Amen! It doesn't get better than that, does it, Bailey?
00:02:57.000 It doesn't! Jesus is my mate.
00:03:03.000 Mine too. Andrew, you're at church with me.
00:03:05.000 Yeah, absolutely. It's amazing.
00:03:07.000 We ask Christians and Muslims to unite over love for Jesus Christ.
00:03:10.000 That is actually true. I know it's true.
00:03:12.000 So Jesus is my mate. So you're right.
00:03:13.000 This whole thing is about my mate.
00:03:15.000 All of this is happening for my mate.
00:03:17.000 He's my mate. He's not yours.
00:03:19.000 He doesn't like you. He likes me and Bailey.
00:03:21.000 And you're not loved.
00:03:23.000 You're the only human to not be loved by Jesus.
00:03:29.000 For those that don't know, it's Easter Sunday and we're at church.
00:03:34.000 It's midnight and we're gonna light a candle.
00:03:36.000 I can't wait! Me neither!
00:03:43.000 What's your brother doing?
00:03:45.000 Smoking by the side of the road, aggressively staring at people smaller than him.
00:03:50.000 What else does he ever do?
00:03:52.000 He's literally just standing there.
00:03:54.000 Standing there as a six foot four or 108 kilo man smoking cigarettes giving everyone bad looks, yeah.
00:03:59.000 You told him Jesus didn't love him and now he's pouting.
00:04:01.000 Well, Jesus doesn't.
00:04:03.000 Let's be honest. Have you ever heard Tristan, have you ever heard Jesus say to you, I love Tristan?
00:04:07.000 I didn't read that in the Bible.
00:04:09.000 There you go. Wait, isn't there an Andrew in the Bible?
00:04:13.000 There is. Is there a Tristan?
00:04:15.000 Not that I know of.
00:04:17.000 I'm from France.
00:04:19.000 Go into fucking any of these LGBT activists, if anyone gives a shit about kids, which they clearly don't,
00:04:37.000 if they gave a fuck about kids, tomorrow they'd raid every single LGBT activist
00:04:41.000 and take all of their laptops and you have a 99% conviction rate for fucking gay porn.
00:04:45.000 All of these dudes seem to adopt child porn.
00:04:47.000 Yeah, and gay porn. That's 100% conviction, right?
00:04:50.000 All of these fucking dudes seem to adopt little boys.
00:04:53.000 They never want a girl, they want a little boy.
00:04:55.000 Why? It was obvious to work out why.
00:04:57.000 What do you mean? There's no excuse to say, oh, but kids need parents.
00:05:01.000 Yeah, kids need parents, so fucking throwing them to wolves ain't gonna fucking help.
00:05:04.000 Kids need parents, so send them to the fucking hyenas.
00:05:07.000 The fuck? No.
00:05:09.000 There's no... If you want to be gay, you have to live the bed you made.
00:05:13.000 You make a bed, you have to live in it.
00:05:14.000 You've decided to be gay.
00:05:15.000 So you've decided to give up marriage, give up children, give up legacy.
00:05:19.000 You've given it all up to stick your dick up a bum hole.
00:05:22.000 That's the decision you made, so fucking stick to it.
00:05:24.000 You don't get to say, I made this choice, but now I want children and a legacy and a marriage.
00:05:28.000 No, because you chose something fucking else.
00:05:30.000 You choose a Nissan, drive a fucking Nissan.
00:05:33.000 The fuck you want? What the fuck?
00:05:34.000 And we're going to come along and pretend to allow them to do it.
00:05:36.000 And then it's a gateway because you give them an inch, they take a fucking mile.
00:05:39.000 It started with, we just want a marriage, we just want to be respected, we just want to be allowed to be gay.
00:05:44.000 Cool, be gay, no problem.
00:05:45.000 Then they wave your dick in kids' faces.
00:05:47.000 And now we're homophobic for saying wave your kid in a dick's face.
00:05:50.000 What the fuck? If I go up to a girl in a work environment and say you're beautiful, that's sexual harassment.
00:05:56.000 But if you're gay, you can wave your cock around in public.
00:06:00.000 What the fuck? It doesn't even make any sense.
00:06:03.000 If you're a straight man in the world today, and you have any kind of sexual history, they'll use it to fucking wreck you in court as soon as you say something the Matrix doesn't like.
00:06:12.000 If you're a man, a gay man, having orgies daily just fucking everything, they don't give a shit.
00:06:17.000 It's fine. If you're a heterosexual male, you're the enemy now.
00:06:20.000 But if you're gay, it's perfectly fine.
00:06:22.000 They wouldn't accuse me of human trafficking if I was fucking, if I was a gay guy.
00:06:26.000 And I had a bunch of fucking gay dudes doing drugs and fucking and doing all these orgies and stuff.
00:06:30.000 No, they wouldn't come along and say, oh, he's a bad person now.
00:06:32.000 But you're a bad person if you're a straight man who had sex with a woman.
00:06:34.000 Oh, don't do that. Oh, that makes you really bad.
00:06:38.000 It's all fucked up. And they'd come along.
00:06:39.000 It's a deliberate power move.
00:06:41.000 It's a fuck you. They come for marriage as a fuck you.
00:06:44.000 They come for your kids as a fuck you.
00:06:45.000 That's what it is. They're waiting for someone to stand up and tell them to get fucked.
00:06:49.000 No one does. That's the universal law of how reality exists.
00:06:54.000 If there's a power vacuum, someone's going to push and push and push until they're pushed against, equal and opposite forces.
00:06:59.000 If they're going to keep pushing and no one's going to push against them, they're going to go all the way to the end where they walk into your fucking house and have sex in your house.
00:07:07.000 They're going to go to the point where in the Senate, in the most powerful building, in the most powerful country in the world, they're having gay fucking sex and no one gets arrested, right?
00:07:16.000 And it's on the fucking, it's right here, no one does shit.
00:07:19.000 A man fucked a bitch in the Senate, you'd be in jail.
00:07:22.000 You fuck your little intern's butthole, that's fine.
00:07:26.000 And it's all just not on purpose.
00:07:27.000 They're waiting for someone to stand up and resist them.
00:07:29.000 It's the same if you're an invading army and you're just marching towards the land, you're going to march until you meet an opposite army, an opposing force.
00:07:37.000 There's no opposing force.
00:07:39.000 Everyone's just sitting around going, oh well, you know, maybe we should just let them adopt all the kids and maybe we should let them walk around naked and maybe we should let them get married and maybe it is better than being straight.
00:07:49.000 There's no future in that shit.
00:07:51.000 It's a death cult. That's why they promote it.
00:07:53.000 It's perfect for reducing the population.
00:07:55.000 It's perfect for making people not give a shit about anything outside of themselves because it makes you hedonistic.
00:07:59.000 All you care about is fucking that little butthole.
00:08:01.000 If you have kids, you start to care about the community.
00:08:05.000 You care about the schools.
00:08:06.000 You care about the immigrants. You care about crime.
00:08:08.000 You care about things if you have kids, right?
00:08:10.000 If you just want to fuck that one butthole and do enough drugs to get that butthole, you don't give a shit.
00:08:16.000 It's only one big butthole party!
00:08:18.000 And it's garbage!
00:08:19.000 So fuck them! They should outlaw that shit absolutely!
00:08:22.000 Completely fucking outlaw it!
00:08:24.000 That's what they should do. That's my input.
00:08:27.000 Tomorrow. Tristan, what is this?
00:08:29.000 We can't be eating McDonald's for our Easter dinner.
00:08:31.000 What do you mean? There's traditional remaining food as well.
00:08:35.000 Alex bought his traditions.
00:08:36.000 Easter Donalds. And I bought my- I bought my traditions.
00:08:38.000 Why McDonald's though?
00:08:41.000 What do you mean why? It's obviously nothing to do with the fact that I didn't know Alex was bringing this delicious food from his mother and it's the only restaurant that's open.
00:08:48.000 It has nothing to do with that.
00:08:49.000 This is an Easter tradition that everyone in Luton knows.
00:08:55.000 Alright, so we got traditional Romanian food.
00:08:58.000 Thank you, Alex. Appreciate it.
00:08:59.000 Welcome. So what we have here, we have traditional red eggs.
00:09:06.000 Why is that this? Alright, I'm down for McDonald's.
00:09:08.000 Let's go. Is this what I think it is?
00:09:11.000 Yes. It's exactly.
00:09:13.000 Is this four liters of homemade wine?
00:09:15.000 Yeah, it's exactly five liters.
00:09:17.000 Five liters? Yeah. Maybe six.
00:09:19.000 I don't know exactly. I think we could drink it all today.
00:09:21.000 Absolutely not. Let's do it.
00:09:23.000 Between our skies. Yeah.
00:09:25.000 It's Easter. You have to be in.
00:09:26.000 Yeah. Yeah.
00:09:28.000 Let's do it. This is gonna go one of two ways.
00:09:31.000 Yeah, perfect. Let's go.
00:09:33.000 Oh my gosh. Easter wine.
00:09:34.000 Homemade wine. Let's go.
00:09:36.000 Let's go. Are we drinking this evening or are we...
00:09:39.000 No, all night. Start now. All day.
00:09:40.000 We start and we finish until midnight.
00:09:43.000 We all know how village wine goes.
00:09:45.000 Tee, explain to everybody how village wine goes.
00:09:49.000 So village wine, one time me, my cousin Luke and Alex drank like nine bottles of village wine.
00:09:53.000 You wake up the next morning feeling fantastic.
00:09:55.000 One time I drank a bottle and a half by myself on a date and I woke up fucking buzzed.
00:10:00.000 It's unpredictable. You don't know what it is.
00:10:02.000 This could be a nice relaxing drink for Easter and we could all have a good old time.
00:10:06.000 Or this could kill us. I don't know.
00:10:09.000 It's risky. Bro, I was waiting for this Big Tasty for 40 days.
00:10:14.000 I don't even know what a Big Tasty is.
00:10:15.000 You are an amateur. So what I do is I take the Big Tasty, and then I take some nice homemade Romanian meat.
00:10:27.000 Here we go. Now we're talking.
00:10:29.000 This looks disgusting. Bailey.
00:10:32.000 Stick it in between. I reckon it's gonna taste awesome.
00:10:34.000 I reckon it's gonna be fucking brilliant.
00:10:36.000 I reckon it's gonna be awesome. I'm all over that as well. Now we're talking.
00:10:41.000 Ha ha ha! Romanian Big Tasty!
00:10:44.000 Super big, super tasty.
00:10:47.000 And then what else do I need?
00:10:49.000 Take one of those eggs.
00:10:51.000 I think we're good. There we go.
00:10:53.000 Now this is a Big Tasty.
00:10:56.000 It looks horrific.
00:10:58.000 Fucking good. Is it good?
00:11:02.000 So we have the Big Tasty here.
00:11:07.000 In my podcast, I always say you can eat fast food once a week, maybe, if you want.
00:11:13.000 But normally we eat once every couple of months.
00:11:17.000 So, nothing too bad here.
00:11:20.000 But you can make your big tasting even better by adding the traditional Romanian sausages.
00:11:26.000 Fucking talking all day, let's go drive, let's go drive, I'm getting my car, glad to meet him.
00:11:30.000 I said, where are you? Home. I said, fuck you then.
00:11:32.000 Then I came home, he said, let's go out.
00:11:34.000 Fuck off. Alright, how's wine?
00:11:37.000 The wine is unusually strong.
00:11:40.000 Oh no. Oh no.
00:11:43.000 Alright, cheers. I'm gonna try it.
00:11:45.000 It's my honest opinion.
00:11:47.000 I'll tell you. Cheers. Cheers.
00:11:50.000 Cheers. Bro, that's stout.
00:11:54.000 That is stout. Cheers.
00:11:55.000 That is very stout. Cut.
00:11:58.000 We're gonna die. Yeah.
00:12:01.000 Tastes good. Alex.
00:12:02.000 Alex, you're smiling because you know what's gonna happen.
00:12:05.000 Game over. Alex's gonna be passed out in the front yard in about three hours.
00:12:10.000 So we can have Alex betting.
00:12:13.000 One sarmale, one McNugget.
00:12:17.000 It's the golden ratio.
00:12:18.000 Yeah, one to one.
00:12:21.000 Haven't you ever seen this dish before?
00:12:22.000 Look how beautifully I'm planting it.
00:12:26.000 Sarmale nugs. This is a Romanian-American fusion dish.
00:12:34.000 It's called sarmuggets.
00:12:40.000 This is the way. I dare you to dip the sarmale in the sweet and sour sauce.
00:12:44.000 No, what you do is you cut half of each and you put them together.
00:12:49.000 I'm appalled. Mmm.
00:12:52.000 No. I'm probably offending Romanians right now.
00:12:59.000 But, you know, when three of you decided to put me in jail for no reason to benefit your own careers, you deserve some kickback.
00:13:08.000 I'll eat a chocolate egg. Do you have a chocolate egg for me?
00:13:11.000 No. It's Easter. Bro, we have McDonald's.
00:13:13.000 It's an Easter. We have a red egg.
00:13:14.000 What the fuck about a red fucking egg?
00:13:16.000 Jesus is blood. You ruined my Easter.
00:13:21.000 Baby, that's harsh, bro.
00:13:23.000 You did ruin his Easter. See, this is why everyone in the house hates you, baby.
00:13:28.000 No chocolate egg for my brother.
00:13:30.000 You know, Bailey, fuck you.
00:13:32.000 Fuck you! So, Tristan, do you want to do the egg thing, tradition, from Romania?
00:13:44.000 Oh, the Romanian egg breaking Easter thing.
00:13:46.000 Yeah, so you pick one egg, make sure that it's the strongest egg.
00:13:50.000 Nigga, I'm Romanian. I know how this works.
00:13:52.000 Nice. Andrew, come here!
00:13:56.000 Andrew! Come here, we're doing Romanian Easter egg breaking.
00:14:04.000 What you do is, somehow Easter eggs and breaking them is relevant to Jesus on Easter.
00:14:13.000 So you have to break them on the other egg.
00:14:17.000 So the egg that will broke is the weaker egg, so you'll become a loser because your egg is broken.
00:14:26.000 Yeah, but I've got the best eggs in the world.
00:14:29.000 I will take you on with my top G-egg.
00:14:33.000 But is it real?
00:14:34.000 Yeah, it's a real egg. It's not from wood?
00:14:37.000 Maybe. Guys, wait, guys, wait.
00:14:40.000 No eggs are real. Alright, let's go.
00:14:44.000 Let's go. In English, though.
00:14:46.000 Okay. Christ has risen.
00:14:49.000 And you must say, indeed, he has risen.
00:14:51.000 I know. Oh shit!
00:15:00.000 It's not wood! It isn't wood!
00:15:04.000 I tried a violent assault with a deadly weapon and it turned out to be a fucking egg!
00:15:09.000 So eggs are real? Oh yeah.
00:15:11.000 Maybe. There's egg in my cereal.
00:15:14.000 So, our Lotta adventure got cut short because it started raining, and you can't handle the Lotta when it's raining because you have a massive skill at shit.
00:15:22.000 No, I just wanted to go home.
00:15:24.000 Lotta has, look, it's got windscreen rockets and everything, look.
00:15:28.000 Look! Look!
00:15:30.000 Built for the rain! What are you talking about?
00:15:32.000 We were kind of drifting through the water.
00:15:33.000 It was pretty cool. Those are awesome windscreen wipers.
00:15:35.000 You do have a skill issue, though. I don't have a skill issue.
00:15:37.000 I feel like skill issue is one of those phrases that has kind of taken over the household at this point.
00:15:41.000 It's certainly one of our inside jokes, yeah.
00:15:43.000 You do have many inside jokes.
00:15:44.000 I've been here for a year. I don't know if you know this, but I just crossed the one-year mark living here, and I've slowly started to catch on on all the inside jokes that you and Andrew have, but you literally have a lifetime, a lifetime of inside jokes.
00:15:56.000 Like, you could literally...
00:15:57.000 We're sitting there and he'll just raise his eyebrow at you and it just conveys a meaning I don't even understand.
00:16:03.000 Yes, exactly. It's...
00:16:05.000 Like little words as well.
00:16:07.000 You just say something. Like something stupid.
00:16:09.000 And then he knows exactly what you mean and it just has these layers of meaning.
00:16:12.000 Yeah, we're brothers. You know, now it all kind of makes sense now that I think about it.
00:16:16.000 Whenever I tried to give Andrew the roost cup, you looked at him a certain way and he immediately knew something was up.
00:16:23.000 Are you accusing me of sabotaging your plan?
00:16:27.000 T, we were supposed to be in this together.
00:16:28.000 No, we weren't. I did not approve of your plan at all.
00:16:32.000 Tristan, I think you raised your eyebrow at Andrew, and you tipped him off of my plan, and you betrayed me.
00:16:36.000 You went behind my back, T. You went behind my back.
00:16:38.000 Bailey, it was super duper obvious.
00:16:42.000 I was filming. You're the cameraman, and you're handing him a coffee for no reason.
00:16:46.000 It was super obvious. It was not my...
00:16:49.000 Tristan, I don't buy your bullshit.
00:16:51.000 I think that you tried to betray me.
00:16:53.000 You went behind my back and you tried to tip Andrew off to ruin my ruse plan.
00:16:57.000 Shame on you. I don't care about your ruse plan, Bailey.
00:17:00.000 I super don't care. And I didn't do it on purpose.
00:17:02.000 It was just super obvious. Tristan, you definitely did it on purpose and I'm warning you, bucko.
00:17:06.000 I'm warning you. I'm not bucko.
00:17:08.000 Tristan, you are bucko, and I'm warning you right here, right now.
00:17:12.000 Your chickens are coming home to roost.
00:17:14.000 My chickens are coming home to roost?
00:17:16.000 Your chickens are coming home to roost, T. You're not going to sabotage my plan.
00:17:18.000 You tried. You failed.
00:17:20.000 Your chickens are coming home to roost, bucko.
00:17:22.000 You have shit plans. Stop calling me fucking bucko.
00:17:24.000 Well, you're not going to be here another fucking year.
00:17:27.000 Isn't true going to college doesn't guarantee us a good job?
00:17:30.000 Correct! Correct!
00:17:32.000 Okay, no fat in this conversation.
00:17:33.000 Well, I can tell you that inflation has doubled in the last 40 years, while the price of college has quadrupled.
00:17:38.000 And this is what's actually dangerous to society as a whole.
00:17:41.000 As inflation continues to destroy everybody's wage, people are getting more and more desperate.
00:17:45.000 The average salary of a graduate with a four-year degree was actually more in 1982 than...
00:17:50.000 What it is today. That is the underlying reason why everything is fucked.
00:17:54.000 So you're saying college is a waste of time?
00:17:56.000 Correct. I'm just saying not all knowledge comes from college, and there's lots of ways to get educated.
00:18:01.000 That is why I'm opening a portal to the real world.
00:18:08.000 I will teach you how to make money online.
00:18:10.000 You can escape the matrix, you can be a geographic degree.