Tate Speech - January 06, 2024


The G stands for New Year | Tate Confidential Ep 206


Episode Stats

Length

13 minutes

Words per Minute

109.25032

Word Count

1,433

Sentence Count

179

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

8


Summary

In this episode, we have room service, and we have a guest on the show, and it's a guest who doesn't know how to play the game, but he knows how to make the most of it, and that's exactly what we do. We play a game called Street Rules Uno, and the rules are pretty simple: you have to play by the rules, and you can only roll a certain number of cards and a certain colour, or else you're not going to make it to the end of the game. If you don't know what a street rule is, then you're in for a real treat, because we're going to explain it to you in this episode! Enjoy, and spread the word to your friends about this episode to let them know that they're not the only ones who can play the street game the way we play it. We hope you enjoy this episode and that they enjoy it as much as we enjoyed making it, because it was a lot of fun to make, you know what we did? Thank you so much for listening, and stay tuned for more episodes like this one in the coming weeks! XOXO, and Happy New Year and Happy Holidays! xoxo, EJ, James, Alex, Bailey, Andrew, and Alex. Xoxo. P.S. We'll see you next week! xoxO. - The gangster - P.M. xo, James and Alex James, Alex, . and Alex, xo & Alex, XO XO, ( ) ( xO ( ) ( , ) , XO ( ) ( ) & the gangster, , R. ( ( , , P.O) ( . ) . ( ), ANDREWS ( ) - R.A. ( ) and R. ( :D) :D ( ) , ( ). PSYCHE ( )( ) ( ] CHECK OUT THE PICKUP ( ) AND R. SONGS ( & R.O. ( :POTDS) ) - POTDS ( ), (HAPPY NEW YEAR'S WEEKEND! ) & PODCAST ( ) CHEERING


Transcript

00:00:00.000 🎵Mariachi Music🎵 🎵Mariachi Music🎵
00:00:33.000 Just like jail!
00:00:34.000 🎵Mariachi Music🎵 Jail Cigarette!
00:00:44.000 🎵Mariachi Music🎵 Woo!
00:01:05.000 🎵Mariachi Music🎵 🎵Mariachi Music🎵
00:01:49.000 🎵Mariachi Music🎵 We have room service.
00:02:05.000 Room service? I'm about to service myself.
00:02:08.000 Piece of shit.
00:02:10.000 I'm so sick to death of Andrew and his New Year's Eve buzzkilling.
00:02:16.000 Get the fuck out of my way.
00:02:17.000 What am I doing? Shut up!
00:02:19.000 I offered him food. It's time to booze.
00:02:24.000 Okay. He's hitting the booze.
00:02:27.000 Fucking hitting the booze.
00:02:30.000 Fucking minibar in this bitch.
00:02:34.000 Ho ho ho. Haha!
00:02:46.000 You have to room service it like the little coward you are.
00:02:48.000 I want some booze, please!
00:02:50.000 Drink all the air.
00:02:54.000 Booze.
00:02:55.000 No, don't.
00:02:56.000 Drink all the air.
00:02:57.000 One down.
00:03:12.000 Ask my brother. Ask your brother?
00:03:14.000 Oh no worries, shut up first.
00:03:15.000 What I would like is a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label Whiskey and a bottle of Dom Perignon Champagne.
00:03:20.000 Dom Perignon, one, two? Uh, one for now.
00:03:22.000 A bottle of Dom Perignon Champagne and a bottle of Blue Label Whiskey with some ice, some red balls of Coca-Cola.
00:03:27.000 Yeah, Blue Whiskey and Dom Perignon.
00:03:28.000 Shut up first. Yeah, that's cool.
00:03:29.000 Just me, Andrew. Tell these losers some miniatures, please.
00:03:34.000 Doesn't matter what they are. I'm easy.
00:03:37.000 If you really don't like what you got, I'm ready to switch a room with you.
00:03:39.000 I don't give a shit. Miniatures for the losers.
00:03:43.000 Hand them out. Let me just tell you all something.
00:03:45.000 You're all lucky I don't drink it. Because it'll be worse.
00:03:48.000 Because I'd roll with him until 90% of the average.
00:03:51.000 All right, let's go! Grab one! Oh, Mr.
00:03:58.000 Cameraman! You ain't getting away with it. Take this fucking thing.
00:04:00.000 Give this to Bailey. James.
00:04:03.000 If you want to switch with Bailey, switch with Bailey.
00:04:04.000 Alright, let's go.
00:04:07.000 Let me sit. Well, let's not stand on fucking ceremony, ladies.
00:04:10.000 What are you sitting here for?
00:04:11.000 Let me just look at the bottle all day.
00:04:14.000 Are we boozing? Wait.
00:04:15.000 I'll set the camera now. I'm the cameraman.
00:04:22.000 New job. I have a new job.
00:04:24.000 You haven't outsmarted the system.
00:04:25.000 It's New Year's Eve. Let's go.
00:04:29.000 Take the ball. Cheers ladies. Nutritious and delicious.
00:04:39.000 Come on Marcel. Come on Marcel. Woohoo.
00:04:46.000 What are you two ladies doing? Drink your booze.
00:04:49.000 Thank you, Bailey. Alright, now turn the camera on Alex.
00:04:55.000 Alex, I'm eating Pringles.
00:04:58.000 Sorry. Pringles theme here.
00:05:00.000 Sorry. You're mixing yours with Coke?
00:05:08.000 Yes. You are such a nice guy.
00:05:15.000 Well played. Well played.
00:05:17.000 That was good. What? Sorry, but I just stopped talking to my throat.
00:05:21.000 Mmm, this buffet that you got, fucking incredible.
00:05:27.000 You understand me?
00:05:31.000 It's different on the streets.
00:05:34.000 From the same streets. From the same streets.
00:05:36.000 From the same streets. L-U-3.
00:05:39.000 It's different. Alex, your turn.
00:05:41.000 From the streets of Romania. Shit!
00:05:46.000 Pressure's on now!
00:05:47.000 Pressure's on now, T! No gummies!
00:05:53.000 Brush it off!
00:05:54.000 Don't let us down!
00:05:55.000 No, you freeze it!
00:05:58.000 Don't let us down!
00:05:59.000 This has become something much bigger than it should be!
00:06:02.000 I'm a street player.
00:06:11.000 You guys are busy playing the cards and the colours.
00:06:17.000 You understand? It's a numbers game.
00:06:21.000 You understand me? It's different when you're playing Street Rules Uno.
00:06:27.000 For life. Can you get him?
00:06:30.000 No one can get me. No one can get me.
00:06:32.000 No one can get me.
00:06:34.000 No one can get me.
00:06:35.000 It's different. It's different.
00:06:37.000 When you play on the street, it's different.
00:06:40.000 It's different. You ain't gonna do shit.
00:06:42.000 You ain't gonna do nothing. It's different on the streets.
00:06:47.000 It's different when you play street rules.
00:06:50.000 It's different I am built differently.
00:06:55.000 Do you understand? What does UNO mean in Spanish?
00:06:58.000 One. Exactly.
00:07:00.000 I am number one at this game.
00:07:04.000 You don't hear that. When you go out to the street, find the biggest gangster on the street, ask him about UNO, and what's he gonna say?
00:07:09.000 Say part G. The G stands for UNO. You understand me?
00:07:15.000 The G stands for UNO. Tactical pick-up.
00:07:19.000 You don't know about them moves.
00:07:22.000 Tactical pick up.
00:07:23.000 G stands for UNO. I play street rules and I'm gonna win.
00:07:30.000 When you're like me, did life in jail twice.
00:07:34.000 When you've done life, sometimes life or death is decided with UNO games.
00:07:38.000 It was me against the Mexican gang, against the Nazis, all the different races.
00:07:44.000 I was there by myself. All the different colors.
00:07:46.000 They had the blues, the yellows, they split it up by race.
00:07:49.000 And I still won. With no colors.
00:07:52.000 You understand? That's why you can't play greens against me.
00:07:55.000 You can't play blues against me.
00:07:57.000 Yellows and reds don't work.
00:07:58.000 Okay. No greens against me.
00:08:00.000 Because I was in jail for life twice.
00:08:03.000 Because I murdered someone via Uno.
00:08:05.000 I beat him at Uno so bad!
00:08:09.000 Do you steal breath? Tristan's hungry.
00:08:12.000 I'm not. I'm really full.
00:08:17.000 Alex got none. Who else got none?
00:08:19.000 Alex had one piece of fish.
00:08:24.000 That's for you and Andrew. I think that's mission accomplished.
00:08:27.000 It's one of the first times you actually did eat all the food before anyone else could get any.
00:08:30.000 I don't know, it's to do the fish skin and the fucking shrimp tails.
00:08:34.000 To those who don't know, what's our game?
00:08:36.000 Tristan ate all the food as fast as he could while all the people were doing normal things like poured themselves a drink so that no one else could eat.
00:08:42.000 And he thinks he's a winner.
00:08:44.000 Skillership. That's why I survived in the wilderness and you wouldn't.
00:08:47.000 What drink is it you're drinking?
00:08:49.000 Motherfucker! I will strike down upon thee.
00:08:53.000 Bring vengeance and furious anger.
00:08:55.000 Those who attempt to slow and tame my drinking.
00:09:00.000 Nice. Good feature.
00:09:02.000 Come on, dork. Let's go. They can't be trusted.
00:09:07.000 No. I'm just hijacking all of this away from all of you.
00:09:13.000 Fuck off. Don't worry, just eat it.
00:09:19.000 I'm having a party!
00:09:24.000 Eat it, Alex. Eat it.
00:09:26.000 Help me out! Why would we do this?
00:09:32.000 Defeat Andrew. They're kids now.
00:09:34.000 Can't do that. Five, 4, 3, 2, 1.
00:10:16.000 Happy New Year!
00:10:18.000 Nice. Can't see him.
00:10:32.000 Off block! Mark to me!
00:11:00.000 Mark to me, Andrew! Andrew, Mark to me!
00:11:07.000 You can't do this!
00:11:10.000 Lady, you're fucking it up!
00:11:11.000 You're going right away! You don't understand!
00:11:16.000 Dance! Andrew, you can't do this!
00:11:18.000 You can't! I can't!
00:11:19.000 No, you can't! You can't go to the shoulders, you can't go to the hands in the right place!
00:11:24.000 Okay, he's got it, he's got it now.
00:11:28.000 Youssef, you can't do this!
00:11:30.000 No, Youssef, you are dance!
00:11:32.000 No, you can't do this, Youssef!
00:11:34.000 No, Algerians! Bailey's pure white!
00:11:37.000 Bailey's the worst at this! The real world is officially now bigger than it has ever been.
00:11:56.000 It is now larger than it has ever been at any point in recorded history.
00:11:59.000 It was already huge. And then we went to jail.
00:12:01.000 Then we came out and got bigger.
00:12:03.000 And now most people understand that chaos is coming for everyone in 2024 and they need to get some money.
00:12:07.000 They can't sit around and be a brokie anymore.
00:12:08.000 And the school has beaten a new record and we are larger than we've ever been.
00:12:13.000 What that means is there are more people learning how to free themselves from The Matrix than there have ever been before.
00:12:18.000 So if you're sitting at home and you have not decided to join and learn how to escape from The Matrix, You now have more competition than you've ever had.
00:12:25.000 There's more people taking up the spots who are going to jump into the wormhole to free themselves, and you're going to stay there like a broke peon.
00:12:32.000 We get bigger and bigger, and I think the reason for that is because it's actually the only place you can learn things that matter, basically, in the world.
00:12:38.000 If I were to say to you, go join a school where they're going to teach you things that matter, you're going to struggle because all you're going to end up doing is joining some liberal indoctrination camp, paying a bunch of money, learning a bunch of worthless crap, taking years to do it, get in debt.
00:12:51.000 This is a position and this is a situation where you can sit down and say, I want to be taught the things I need to know to live a life worth living.
00:12:57.000 It's going to cost you less than a pizza and you can do it from home.
00:13:01.000 And for that reason, we continue to grow and it looks like we're going to be even more monumentally successful than even I had planned.