Tate Speech - January 03, 2023


THE GREAT TATE RACE | Tate Confidential Ep 169


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

145.36978

Word Count

1,507

Sentence Count

220

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

5


Summary

Tristan and Andrew are drinking iced tea at a fancy hotel in the Italian Donomite Mountains. And it's not even good enough for a glass of wine, so they order some non-alcoholic teas instead. But it doesn't go as planned, and they're not the only ones with a hangover from a night of drinking iced tea. This episode was brought to you by and . We hope you enjoy this episode, and stay tuned for the next episode where we talk about gas and other things related to gas! If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Also, don't forget to subscribe on your favorite streaming platform so you never miss an episode. Thanks for listening and Good Luck Out There! XOXO, Andrew and Andrew xoxo Xoxo, Andrew & Andrew xoxos, , Andrew & Tristan - & Andrew - . . . Andrew's new song: I'm Too Effing Highlighted (feat. ) Andrew's music: Evan's new album: The Good Life Josh's music video: (YouTube: ) Tristan's music is Jake's new book: , and his music is out now: "I'm Not a Bad Guy is out on the Good Morning America Adam's new music video is out here: "The Good Morning Joe" is out! ( ) Chris' music is also out on Soundcloud James' music: "Good Morning America" is available on SoundCloud: "Mr. John's Music: "Hollywood" is also "Goodbye" by The Good Morning Coffee by , "I'll See You Soon" by ) and "I Don't Know What I'm Gonna Do It in the Badger's New Song: "Thank You" by Jeezy ( ) & "I Can't Wait to See You ( ) and I'll Have A Drink With You ( or "I've Got a Drink with You're Not Good Enough? ? Thank You & I'll See Me & I'm Not Sorry ( ) is out On This Day & I Will See You Later ( )


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Thanks for watching!
00:00:12.000 Worth it. Worth it every time.
00:00:15.000 Andrew! Andrew!
00:00:16.000 Andrew! Important! Fuck gas!
00:00:18.000 Fuck gas! Fuck gas!
00:00:25.000 He said it doesn't work because it didn't work for him.
00:00:28.000 What a loser. Yeah, I mean, I was there too.
00:00:30.000 It didn't work for me either, but Tristan, I believe in your powers.
00:00:32.000 I have powers. I believe in your powers.
00:00:34.000 Fuck yeah. What happened to- Don't film this.
00:01:00.000 Don't film this. Get your phone.
00:01:02.000 Don't film this. He's getting gas.
00:01:08.000 He's getting gas. All that talk about fuck gas.
00:01:17.000 All that talk. Just remember this, ladies and gentlemen.
00:01:21.000 All that talk about fuck gas.
00:01:23.000 Yeah, fuck gas, yeah.
00:01:26.000 What's the doubt to run out of gas like a man?
00:01:28.000 Yeah! Ayy!
00:01:32.000 Hoppin' in, bitch, and I start the V. Snakes in the grass, so they harder to see.
00:01:36.000 My brother would give up his life to the old.
00:01:38.000 He told me he'd go be a martyr for me.
00:01:40.000 Said that she ready to counter the six.
00:01:42.000 I hit up Pauline, the charter to pee.
00:01:44.000 Ain't really leave, but I'm back.
00:01:45.000 I'm back. I'm back.
00:01:47.000 I'm back. I'm back. I'm riding around in Atlanta with sad.
00:01:50.000 Cause that nigga been going harder than me.
00:01:52.000 Nothing to change, I'm just harder to please.
00:01:54.000 Ferrari is making an SUV. We ain't got a choice, we ordering these.
00:01:58.000 Shout out Noel for recording the Vs.
00:02:00.000 He know where this shit about to go.
00:02:03.000 Cuz nobody touching the flow they say you alone at the top, but it's gotta be lonely below No, I'm drinking non-alcoholic iced tea Shit this is very very nice Bye guys.
00:02:32.000 This wine is absolutely the enemy.
00:02:33.000 It literally smells horrible.
00:02:35.000 The smell of the wine, which is alcoholic, I can smell the alcohol and it ruins the entire atmosphere.
00:02:42.000 I'm just letting you know. Wine ruins this atmosphere.
00:02:44.000 Yeah, literally. It actually does.
00:02:46.000 One of the finest hotels in the Italian Donomite Mountains and a glass of white wine ruins the atmosphere.
00:02:51.000 Correct. And you want iced tea.
00:02:53.000 I wouldn't say it ruins it.
00:02:54.000 I'd say it severely detriments it.
00:02:57.000 If I had to drink a glass of something every night after dinner, iced tea or wine, I would absolutely choose wine.
00:03:03.000 Even for health. That sounds horribly...
00:03:05.000 That sounds completely miserable.
00:03:07.000 To have a nice iced tea. You can't be certain that the iced tea has even sugar in it.
00:03:14.000 Iced tea's made of sugar.
00:03:16.000 No, it's not. That's a sweet tea.
00:03:17.000 You're thinking about sweet tea, our American roots.
00:03:19.000 Iced tea has sugar in it.
00:03:21.000 This one won't. It'll be pure tea plus ice.
00:03:27.000 This has zero sugar in it.
00:03:28.000 I bet it has sugar.
00:03:30.000 You're lying to me. Let me have a sip.
00:03:31.000 No, it's really good. There's literally zero sugar in that.
00:03:34.000 Yeah, you can have it. There's zero su- Oh my god, I knew it.
00:03:37.000 That was fucking dumb of me.
00:03:40.000 You did not specify the size of the sip I was allowed to have.
00:03:43.000 That was fucking stupid of me.
00:03:45.000 I'll admit, Tristan. That was such a checkmate you're not allowed to have for another one.
00:03:48.000 Tristan, that's a checkmate. That's the end of my...
00:03:50.000 That's the end of your iced tea adventure.
00:03:52.000 And the tiniest sip.
00:03:53.000 And Tristan, admit it was at least very, very good.
00:03:56.000 Admit that's what you'd expect.
00:03:57.000 I'm one of the nicest, finest hotels of all time.
00:03:59.000 It didn't have any sugar, it's very nice.
00:04:01.000 It had no sugar.
00:04:03.000 Now it's gone.
00:04:07.000 I got you so bad, I don't think you're allowed to eat it.
00:04:09.000 I can't, I can't. I got you so bad that the only drink you're allowed now is wine if you want it.
00:04:13.000 I don't. Why did I not think of that at all?
00:04:21.000 I double confirmed. I'm sure I'm allowed to sip, yeah?
00:04:23.000 Yeah. I woke up this morning promising I'd never go.
00:04:33.000 I always do that. I woke up and I'll never drink again.
00:04:36.000 Here we are. I mean it every time.
00:04:38.000 You also said he doesn't drink alcohol.
00:04:41.000 Well, yeah, well, he's trying not to, but I drank all of his iced tea.
00:04:43.000 And please don't serve him another drink.
00:04:45.000 Yeah, no more iced teas. He'll have an iced tea, but he will not have one.
00:04:48.000 Because me and my brother are paying the bill, so...
00:04:51.000 You decide. Correct.
00:04:53.000 No iced tea, but it's also fair.
00:04:54.000 It's the fair rules of getting got.
00:04:56.000 Maybe something to snack? Uh, no, no, no.
00:04:59.000 I'll sparkling water, please. A sparkling water for me, please.
00:05:03.000 Thank you very much. Yes, big one.
00:05:04.000 Thank you. Actually, bring three big ones.
00:05:06.000 Three big sparkling ones. So this, this is ruining your mood.
00:05:09.000 Yeah, it makes the smell horrible.
00:05:12.000 Which really does. Wine is the way. No, it's not.
00:05:14.000 I think I might become a wine guy.
00:05:17.000 Can't say you're going to become a wine guy and then down it.
00:05:20.000 I can't. You drink wines as, like, shots.
00:05:23.000 You do the spin to look fancy and then you just down it and neck it.
00:05:27.000 And it ruins all illusions.
00:05:31.000 Do you not see the $10,000 alligator skin briefcase?
00:05:34.000 I do. So?
00:05:36.000 Do you not see the $16 ripped joggy bombs where the letters are peeling off?
00:05:41.000 Yes. Man of class and distinction, but also scumbaggery.
00:05:46.000 So, the $10,000 briefcase is the swirl.
00:05:49.000 Do you see where I'm going here, Luke?
00:05:50.000 I do. And the scumbaggery is the downy all-in-one.
00:05:55.000 So outside is a trick.
00:06:03.000 Why? Why is it a trick?
00:06:05.000 Because this water's cold-ish, yeah?
00:06:06.000 Yeah. And outside looks like it's hot.
00:06:09.000 It does look like it's very hot? It's just cold outside, and there's steam coming off the cold water.
00:06:12.000 Really? So it's not...
00:06:14.000 It's really hot.
00:06:16.000 It's like a jacuzzi, yeah? It's hot, yeah.
00:06:19.000 You wouldn't lie to me, yeah?
00:06:21.000 No, no, no. How do you even open...
00:06:25.000 Ah. Open this button.
00:06:31.000 Hmm. Tristan may have been right.
00:06:35.000 It might just be cold out here. I think he lied to me.
00:06:41.000 But we've become bike men.
00:06:42.000 We rode bikes in Croatia. It was fun.
00:06:43.000 I know. What are we doing?
00:06:47.000 Electric bike Aikido. Electric bike Aikido.
00:06:49.000 You've ever ridden an electric bike? I actually have.
00:06:52.000 My dad had a bike store.
00:06:53.000 Of course you have. Of course your dad had a fucking bike store.
00:06:56.000 So we're bike men. That's what we do now.
00:06:58.000 It's like a biker. We are a biker gang, aren't we?
00:07:01.000 We're a biker gang. Tristan, do you admit we're a biker gang?
00:07:06.000 Tristan, do you admit that you're a big dummy?
00:07:09.000 Tristan, I'm talking to you. Well, do you?
00:07:11.000 I think you're afraid to put yours on maximum turbo speed in the trash.
00:07:14.000 I'm going to put mine on zero turbo speed and make it hard for me to pedal.
00:07:18.000 Oh, it's metal. Big dummy.
00:07:20.000 Big dummy move. Big dummy move.
00:07:23.000 Scared of the electricity. Dummy.
00:07:27.000 Electricity. That was very easy with technology.
00:07:34.000 I used technology, it was very easy.
00:07:41.000 How can I be the dummy?
00:07:42.000 How many calories did you expend?
00:07:47.000 If we had to bike forever, who would last longer with the amount of calories spent during that little bit?
00:07:52.000 I believe my legs are strong and the battery will die.
00:07:55.000 Nah. Batteries don't die, big dummy.
00:08:01.000 It really is. This is cool.
00:08:06.000 We need to do this more often.
00:08:08.000 Yeah, I agree. So there's just a cow here and he just eats the grass.
00:08:12.000 That's his life. Your mate.
00:08:14.000 He is my mate. You know what?
00:08:16.000 He is my mate. He's smarter than you, mate.
00:08:18.000 No, he's not. Less stress.
00:08:20.000 He probably does have less stress.
00:08:21.000 Less stress. Bet he works less. Well, it depends on what is...
00:08:25.000 If Work is eating grass, he might work more than me.
00:08:27.000 I'm gonna put some taxes in you.
00:08:29.000 Okay.
00:08:30.000 You're a dummy.
00:08:30.000 You better count.
00:08:32.000 Does it make sense?
00:08:34.000 It does.
00:08:36.000 Eat grass.
00:08:58.000 We're at a Gulfstream.
00:09:00.000 Gulfstream's like a Ferrari for private jets.
00:09:03.000 The reason we're on a Gulf Stream is because all of a sudden I know nothing about planes, but from my understanding it takes off very quickly because the airport we're at has a very short runway.
00:09:11.000 It used to be 1,300 meters.
00:09:13.000 The airport was built in 1926.
00:09:15.000 1,300 meter runway.
00:09:18.000 And then the airport, which was functioning until the early 2000s, Stopped getting money from the Italian government because they didn't get enough international flights.
00:09:26.000 So we fought by a consortium for $300 million.
00:09:29.000 They bought it and tried to attract international attention, but couldn't.
00:09:32.000 So again, the airport was about to be shut down, and they sold it to someone else for $3.8 million.
00:09:37.000 But where this individual is, want to keep the airport open.
00:09:40.000 So keep your mind. Nice.
00:09:42.000 Nice.
00:09:45.000 Nice. So this is the G's only runway.
00:10:15.000 G's only runway. Only G pilot, only G planes.
00:10:17.000 But the real G is the guys up on the air thinking I'm keeping up because I want to land there.