Tate Speech - December 23, 2016


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 26

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Aston Martin Donald Trump Hitler
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Episode Stats


Length

3 minutes

Words per minute

144.85

Word count

548

Sentence count

46


Transcript

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00:00:03.000 Tough at work, as always.
00:00:16.000 So, I don't know if you guys ever noticed, but Andrew gets quite upset about quite a lot of things.
00:00:26.000 Goes off for one, a bit of a ranter.
00:00:29.000 So, I came up with the idea to keep it current and necessary and make him sound less like a dated villain like Hitler.
00:00:38.000 Let's make him a modern villain.
00:00:41.000 So, I came up with the idea of bothering him with something that's trending every day.
00:00:47.000 And just get his hateful thoughts on it.
00:00:50.000 So, from now on, it's going to be called, it's going to be a part of the show, it's going to be called Offending What's Trending.
00:01:01.000 Cheers.
00:01:05.000 Love that exercise.
00:01:11.000 So, I'm just going to run you past a hashtag that was very popular.
00:01:17.000 You're not going to like it.
00:01:21.000 Basically, the hashtag was when I feel afraid.
00:01:30.000 When I feel afraid is basically what you do when you're feeling scared.
00:01:34.000 So, an example would be when I feel afraid, I watch the minions.
00:01:39.000 When I feel afraid, I post cat pictures on Instagram.
00:01:43.000 When I feel afraid, I lock myself in the sauna hoping Andrew isn't going to beat the shit out of me.
00:01:47.000 That one's irrelevant, I don't know how that got there.
00:01:50.000 When I feel afraid.
00:01:53.000 Yeah, you know, if I was a better person, which I'm not, as much as I'd like to think I'm perfect, I'm not.
00:02:01.000 If I was a better person, I'd stay off social media.
00:02:05.000 You know, like, I genuinely think I'd be, I'm a happy guy.
00:02:08.000 People say, oh, Ann, Tate complains all the time.
00:02:10.000 He's miserable.
00:02:11.000 He's unhappy.
00:02:11.000 He's unhappy.
00:02:12.000 No.
00:02:13.000 I'm a happy, miserable bastard.
00:02:15.000 The more miserable I am, the happier I feel.
00:02:18.000 So I'll let you work that math out.
00:02:19.000 But the more I get to complain, I love nothing more than going to a Christmas party and saying, this is shit.
00:02:24.000 The more I complain, the happier I am.
00:02:27.000 So I'm not an unhappy person, but I know that the best life possible for me would be to go to fucking take all my money, go to Bhutan or Tibet or somewhere no one can find me, buy a house bigger than a football field, get some servants and just spend my whole life just doing martial arts in the garden, being a ninja, a little bit of gardening, some press-ups, whatever.
00:02:49.000 But I can't do that because I like girls.
00:03:10.000 I love attractive women.
00:03:12.000 And that means I like to have a lot of attractive women.
00:03:14.000 Which means I end up staying in the Western world with a fucking Aston Martin and five star hotels and champagne and all this dumb shit I don't even want because of girls.
00:03:23.000 And social media is exactly the same.
00:03:25.000 If I was a better person, I'd say fuck Twitter, it's full of pricks.
00:03:28.000 You've just completely confirmed to me that every single person. Every single person besides Donald Trump himself who's on Twitter is a fucking moron.
00:03:37.000 And I should delete my Twitter account instantly.
00:03:39.000 But I don't because there's too many hot women who follow me.
00:03:42.000 So now I can't.
00:03:43.000 So I must admit I'm not as strong as I should be.
00:03:46.000 I have a weakness.