Tate Speech - December 23, 2016


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 27

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Fairy Fuck Stall Leo Messi Max Fun Spencer Blah Dave Jedi
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Episode Stats


Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

132.26

Word count

1,122

Sentence count

144


Transcript

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00:00:08.000 I need to clean up my act.
00:00:11.000 Literally clean up my fucking act.
00:00:21.000 Yeah, let's go with Fairy.
00:00:24.000 Don't fancy Pure.
00:00:27.000 Good old Fairy.
00:00:29.000 Fairy can fix everything.
00:00:34.000 Just to be sure, you two never buy each other presents.
00:00:36.000 Never.
00:00:39.000 Every dollar that comes into my bank account is his dollar and my dollar.
00:00:43.000 All of our bank accounts from various countries are all joined in our money.
00:00:46.000 So why would I spend half his money on something he 0% wants?
00:00:52.000 That's ridiculous.
00:00:53.000 It's fruitless exercise.
00:00:55.000 You're not even like a Lynx box set or something?
00:00:58.000 It's his money and my money.
00:01:00.000 If he wants something, he'll take the money and buy it himself.
00:01:04.000 If I want something, I'll take our money and buy it myself.
00:01:07.000 Why would I buy him anything?
00:01:11.000 So there's two.
00:01:20.000 I'm in Bucharest.
00:01:22.000 I'm still in Bucharest.
00:01:23.000 Is it two invoices or one invoice?
00:01:29.000 Okay, but I have to pay both before they will let us take it.
00:01:43.000 So I have to give them 6,000 and they will pay everything, and if there's anything left, they'll give it to me.
00:01:53.000 Okay, are they going to be here tomorrow?
00:02:00.000 My house.
00:02:03.000 Yeah, okay.
00:02:06.000 Okay, I'll send that to you.
00:02:11.000 Okay.
00:02:13.000 Alright, man, thank you.
00:02:17.000 Thank you. Cheers.
00:02:20.000 9 a.m.
00:02:20.000 I have to give them six grand.
00:02:23.000 I have to pay six grand to the Romanian government.
00:02:25.000 It only cost you, the action cost you what?
00:02:30.000 Six grand in late fees, customs.
00:02:33.000 There was not a certificate of fumigation to prove that it didn't have some kind of killer bug in it or something, so they've got to fumigate it and they've charged me for that.
00:02:41.000 Blah, blah, blah.
00:02:41.000 So, six grand I have to give them at 9 am tomorrow morning to these two guys, Sebastian knows.
00:02:47.000 We're going to get the package, logo on the truck, and take it back to the mountains.
00:02:51.000 So, the boys don't like Christmas, apparently.
00:02:53.000 I've got a little treat for them.
00:02:57.000 You'll see.
00:02:59.000 Let's just say it.
00:03:01.000 In a galaxy far, far away, I like Christmas.
00:03:08.000 This is everything that's wrong with Christmas, right here.
00:03:19.000 A queue to get into Pandora for blokes who are feeling guilty and panicking.
00:03:25.000 Unbelievable.
00:03:26.000 It's not just fun, it's Max Fun.
00:03:29.000 I reckon that's Max there, just about to bowl.
00:03:32.000 It's like a young Leo Messi, doesn't he really?
00:03:37.000 I'm sure that's Andrew's kind of Max Fun right there.
00:03:42.000 Free tickets to Star Wars coming up.
00:03:47.000 He is gonna bloody love this.
00:03:51.000 Look at this cinema.
00:03:54.000 Fucking incredible.
00:03:57.000 It's gonna be La La Land, but I thought I'd avoid the musical.
00:04:02.000 Probably not a fan of musicals.
00:04:04.000 But apparently, mentally good.
00:04:06.000 So.
00:04:13.000 Who's that?
00:04:14.000 Oh, T Dog.
00:04:16.000 Dave.
00:04:16.000 T Man, the lad, how are you doing?
00:04:19.000 Too bad.
00:04:20.000 Pretty good.
00:04:20.000 I'll tell you why.
00:04:21.000 Because you haven't got any plans tonight, have you?
00:04:25.000 Why?
00:04:26.000 Cancel them.
00:04:27.000 Yeah, but I don't.
00:04:28.000 Cancel your nothing plans because we've got three of the hottest tickets in town.
00:04:32.000 Me, you, Andrew, Star Wars.
00:04:37.000 One, Star Wars is shit.
00:04:39.000 Two, Andrew won't go.
00:04:41.000 Three, these are normal cinema tickets.
00:04:44.000 You don't have VIP in the cinema anymore, do you?
00:04:47.000 Do we?
00:04:48.000 We don't do it.
00:04:48.000 No.
00:04:49.000 Not even in London?
00:04:50.000 Don't think so.
00:04:54.000 I'll get him to go, but I have to buy new ones.
00:04:56.000 He's worthless.
00:04:59.000 That's literally the last of my money.
00:05:01.000 I'll buy new ones.
00:05:03.000 And I'll get him to go.
00:05:04.000 But he's not going to this normal ass cinema.
00:05:07.000 You ever been to a VIP cinema?
00:05:10.000 No.
00:05:10.000 You're dead, baby.
00:05:11.000 How is Star Wars shit?
00:05:13.000 Star Wars is the worst.
00:05:15.000 A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, They all look like humans, and the most advanced technology that they can use to kill each other is a fucking light sword.
00:05:24.000 Today, you could be walking down the street and a drone can kill you from the sky, but these fucking advanced aliens who have built spaceships the size of a moon have a sword made of light.
00:05:33.000 Don't even waste my time with Star Wars, don't even start me on it.
00:05:37.000 Load of horseshit, don't want to see it, never seen any movie, that would be the first Star Trek movie I ever go to.
00:05:41.000 I'm bored, let's go to the cinema, but I'm not going to the normal one.
00:05:44.000 So, what's in the VIP?
00:05:47.000 You really, you're in for a fucking surprise.
00:05:51.000 Remember this, remember this, people, remain me as a shithole, people.
00:05:55.000 Watch this, watch this.
00:05:57.000 I don't know what's going on.
00:06:01.000 Just threw my cinema tickets in the bin.
00:06:05.000 In the bin.
00:06:07.000 I'm gonna get macaroon as well.
00:06:13.000 You just bought a 20 lay cake for a spoonful.
00:06:21.000 Is that correct?
00:06:22.000 I want the rest.
00:06:23.000 I just want to taste it.
00:06:26.000 I'm always that way with desserts.
00:06:29.000 Marks and Spencer's in Romania.
00:06:32.000 Mental.
00:06:36.000 Here we are.
00:06:38.000 It's happening.
00:06:39.000 VIP.
00:06:40.000 Star Wars.
00:06:42.000 Rogue One for one rogue.
00:06:46.000 VIP.
00:06:47.000 How can you possibly be accurate with this?
00:06:52.000 Mental.
00:06:53.000 Rolavance.
00:06:55.000 Welcome to the cinema, mate.
00:06:57.000 The cinema.
00:06:58.000 Just see the movie.
00:07:00.000 The video.
00:07:01.000 Whatever.
00:07:02.000 It's a roast dinner in one.
00:07:05.000 I don't think they do do hot dogs.
00:07:08.000 I really don't think they do hot dogs.
00:07:09.000 That's a bar.
00:07:10.000 No, it's like a roast dinner in one sliver.
00:07:14.000 I'm in the movie the same.
00:07:19.000 Hey, that's for you.
00:07:19.000 That's for you.
00:07:20.000 Thank you very much, Irvina.
00:07:21.000 We appreciate it.
00:07:21.000 Very much.
00:07:22.000 Have fun.
00:07:25.000 Just before the film.
00:07:26.000 Hey, you want a beer?
00:07:28.000 Why do you look so surprised?
00:07:30.000 This is cinema.
00:07:31.000 You go to cinema, you don't get this in England, you don't get ice buckets of beer for free.
00:07:35.000 Crab legs?
00:07:36.000 We get those.
00:07:36.000 How much does it cost?
00:07:37.000 Because it costs me nothing.
00:07:39.000 About a tenner.
00:07:39.000 Yeah, alright, it's free.
00:07:41.000 For me, it's free.
00:07:41.000 We got the VIP.
00:07:42.000 Why is this beer still full?
00:07:45.000 I imagine you've got an answer to that.
00:07:47.000 I don't know if I'm mad enough to neck wine, but you are.
00:07:49.000 Oh, mate.
00:07:50.000 You're not going to neck the wine as well as you are.
00:07:54.000 The boys clearly didn't like Star Wars.
00:07:56.000 They spent most of the time on their phones.
00:07:59.000 And completely ruined the film for me with their alcohol, so I don't remember Star Wars at all.
00:08:05.000 In case you can't read that, it says, Fuck Stall was I would bust a Jedi in the face.
00:08:09.000 That's what Andrew said to me during the film.
00:08:12.000 You better hurry up with your fucking drink, you little worm.
00:08:15.000 We gotta get in the front.
00:08:17.000 Stop boozing, stop drinking.
00:08:21.000 I'll never peel my tape, but I'll never peel my tape, but I'll never peel my tape, but.