Tate Speech - July 24, 2022


THE HIDDEN SECRETS OF DISNEY LAND | Tate Confidential Ep. 66


Episode Stats

Length

17 minutes

Words per Minute

116.12167

Word Count

2,036

Sentence Count

297

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

11


Summary

Tristan and Andrew are on a road trip, and they need a drink to make it through the night. They board a private jet to London, but it's not long before they get lost in the traffic and end up in a shithole in the middle of nowhere. They finally find their way back to civilization, but not before they run out of petrol and need to get back on the road again. Will they make it back in time to catch up with their friends? Or will they be stranded on the streets of New York by the morning? Will they be too dehydrated by the time they get back to their hotel? Join us as we find out the answer to all of these questions, and more, in this week's episode of the boys' favourite podcast, The Boys' Next Door. Featuring: Luke, Luke, Tristan, Andrew, Jack, and Tate. Music by Zapsplat and the boys from the Boys' Room Crew. All rights reserved. Used w/ permission from the creators of the music used w/ their respective record labels. If you like what you hear, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and tell us what you think of it. We'd love to hear your thoughts on the music in the comments section below. We'll be looking out for the next episode, and we'll be listening to it in the next one! Thank you so much for all your support and support the boys in the future episodes. Love ya'll! xx - P. - The boys xoxo - The Boys & Girls Crew - EJ & Andrew (A.A. (The Boys' Club Podcasts) (Music by EJ. ( ) ( ) ( ) ( and EJ's Music by Tristan ( )( & Andrew's Music is by Mr. ( ) and Andrew ( ) is also ( ) . ( ), ( ). (R. ( & EJ s ( ) & Andrew s Music is from The Boys ( , )( ) ( ), and Andrew s ( ( . ) . & Luke s Music by The Boys ( , ) and Luke s is from the music is from a song written and produced by the boys ( ) , , and the rest is from Mr. James ( ), and the other guy ( ) )


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 But I'm not a girl.
00:00:22.000 I'm a girl.
00:00:34.000 You Bye!
00:00:37.000 you I don't think a private jet has ever landed anywhere.
00:00:43.000 Jumped straight into the transport and said, take me to Marsh Farm in Luton.
00:00:48.000 We're going to see mine. This is going to be the first time in history this has ever happened.
00:00:51.000 No, but for those of you who don't know what Marsh Farm in Luton is, it's the worst council estate in one of the worst cities in one of the worst countries.
00:01:01.000 For the Americans, what's a council estate?
00:01:03.000 Okay, it's a ghetto.
00:01:04.000 That is like getting... Come to the hood.
00:01:06.000 It's the hood. Yeah, jump it off the jet and say, take me to the hood.
00:01:09.000 It's like landing at LAX. And saying, in a private jet, and asking your show for hi, take me to South Compton.
00:01:16.000 Like, that's what we're doing.
00:01:20.000 On the streets. Going back to the hotel suites.
00:01:25.000 CP2 to LU3. From magnets jets to private jets.
00:02:12.000 I need a drink.
00:02:14.000 You need a drink. I need a fucking drink.
00:02:19.000 I'll get you. If you would like to be here in Trent Park tonight, mainly because it is just nice to be anywhere.
00:02:32.000 If anyone had met me, Julie, you would understand the true meaning of lockdown.
00:02:37.000 What are we doing here?
00:02:55.000 What is this? Lots of driving.
00:02:58.000 So we've got 488, which is the upgrade to your 458, and then we've got GT3 RS, and we're going to drive.
00:03:09.000 Where? Just drive?
00:03:11.000 Just drive then. On roads.
00:03:13.000 That's the plan. In directions.
00:03:16.000 I took us a private jet to London to get us more cars, so now we can drive back in the direction we came.
00:03:21.000 Where are all these people from?
00:03:23.000 It's a car trip, but I have a feeling we're not going to be with them very long, but we'll see what happens.
00:03:28.000 It's a good save. Tristan, why do you look disappointed?
00:03:31.000 I'm not just fucking...
00:03:33.000 I'm fine.
00:03:35.000 What are you...
00:03:41.000 What are you doing?
00:03:43.000 for it.
00:03:43.000 It's just a little bit.
00:03:45.000 I didn't know these existed.
00:03:49.000 Must be.
00:03:58.000 They were going north.
00:04:07.000 If you knew your geography, going north would still be leaving England down there.
00:04:13.000 No, I knew that. I just meant maybe we're going north.
00:04:17.000 What's north of Ireland? Scotland.
00:04:21.000 What's north of Scotland? Ireland.
00:04:23.000 Did you say Ireland is north of Scotland?
00:04:26.000 You're a dumbass.
00:04:28.000 Fuck you guys. Americans don't know anything.
00:04:33.000 I'm done talking to you guys.
00:04:36.000 Alright, if we go directly...
00:04:37.000 Nah, this is bullshit. I'm not talking.
00:04:39.000 West, which country do we reach?
00:04:40.000 If we head east, we'll get to New York by midday.
00:04:45.000 Wuzzers, I've been tricked. Plain bread.
00:04:48.000 Yeah, you said you didn't want it.
00:04:50.000 I ate all the bacon. I've been tricked.
00:04:52.000 Yeah, welcome. Welcome to the game, Luke.
00:04:56.000 I feel like bacon sarnie, was it?
00:05:01.000 Let me tell you something. This isn't just a drive.
00:05:04.000 This is a hardcore endurance event.
00:05:07.000 No sleep. Speeding all day, drinking all night.
00:05:10.000 I will not have you baby out of it with your hiding techniques.
00:05:17.000 What about naps? Are naps okay?
00:05:18.000 No naps. No napping in the car.
00:05:22.000 Man up....and without any declaration of war.
00:05:49.000 His statement gave little detail.
00:05:51.000 Our cause is just.
00:05:53.000 He concluded, wouldn't we?
00:05:55.000 The enemy will be beaten.
00:05:57.000 Scared him. We will be victorious.
00:05:59.000 Scared him with my Ferrari Aikido.
00:06:00.000 I saw it. I saw the bear in his eyes.
00:06:02.000 Fear. Yeah. What do you do?
00:06:04.000 I know. He says nothing.
00:06:08.000 The support Aikido just isn't as good.
00:06:09.000 Yeah. Sorry. It's Gordon's London Dry Chin and Tonic Lemonade.
00:06:50.000 It's delicious. Lemonades are delicious.
00:06:54.000 If I drink lemonade, I'd be too sober to try.
00:06:56.000 If you don't have lemonade, I would have dehydrated.
00:06:57.000 I would have been refreshed enough.
00:07:01.000 He knows how to be hydrated.
00:07:04.000 Jesus, a weak level of hydration.
00:07:09.000 Tristan, that can't be in the course.
00:07:15.000 Is that a part? This can't be a part.
00:07:17.000 This must be part eight. It's true.
00:07:19.000 You guys are the expert of hydration.
00:07:21.000 Yeah.
00:07:23.000 Andrew, I'm the best scratch card player in the world.
00:07:32.000 I'm the best that's ever been.
00:07:37.000 I'm the best.
00:07:40.000 Just accept it. Yeah, exactly.
00:07:48.000 So if you do that forever, you break even forever.
00:07:51.000 It costs life.
00:07:52.000 Until you eventually win.
00:07:54.000 What are you doing? This is...
00:08:00.000 I'm getting better!
00:08:05.000 I'm getting better I'm getting better too I think that's it, well done Well done This is faster
00:08:32.000 This is Master.
00:08:37.000 Yep, I agree.
00:08:39.000 Man behind me.
00:08:51.000 The van is just riding super fast. I'm in the ball style. I don't like that.
00:08:57.000 Yep.
00:08:59.000 Well the story is this.
00:09:10.000 When I decided to start spending loads of money, my plan was to fly to London, get a hold of cars, fly the cars to Iceland and do the Icelandic Ring Road.
00:09:18.000 Turns out bringing cars to Iceland is basically fucking impossible.
00:09:21.000 And when I told Tristan this was my plan, he said, oh that's a shame, we would have got good Instagram pictures.
00:09:27.000 So I thought, let's go somewhere where you can get good Instagram pictures because this is actually one of the most Instagrammed spots in the world.
00:09:33.000 Disneyland.
00:09:35.000 Disneyland. So now Tristan's crying his little eyes out.
00:09:38.000 Who's going to be shooting? He's going to want Instagram pictures.
00:09:41.000 The most Instagram spot in the world.
00:09:43.000 So now we can have a stick.
00:09:47.000 With Mickey Mouse. Rory's in love with it.
00:09:54.000 I'm not. I don't know why we're here.
00:09:56.000 What are we doing here? Bro, you're loving it, don't lie.
00:09:58.000 No, I would have loved it in 1997.
00:10:02.000 Bonjour. Bonjour.
00:10:03.000 No! I'm speaking French.
00:10:07.000 Why do you know I'm speaking French?
00:10:09.000 You're saying welcome.
00:10:10.000 You're not. So I did all that walking with Andrew and Rory, but I realized I forgot my ticket in the car.
00:10:28.000 So today's walking day.
00:10:30.000 Disneyland already blows. Okay, so...
00:10:37.000 This is Disneyland.
00:10:39.000 I don't know where anyone is.
00:10:41.000 Because I had to do the walk of...
00:10:43.000 What were they called?
00:10:47.000 The March of Death?
00:10:48.000 They tried to kill me.
00:10:50.000 But make me walk back to go get my ticket.
00:10:54.000 So, Andrew, Tristan, and Rory are somewhere in this park.
00:10:58.000 I'm gonna make it my mission to find them.
00:11:01.000 And try and go through the oppressive regime without wearing masks.
00:11:06.000 We'll see. Wish me luck.
00:11:08.000 I think the camera is my secret weapon.
00:11:12.000 I'm a bit of a ninja So this is the food And music of oppression.
00:11:24.000 Just so everyone knows.
00:11:25.000 It's clear. This is what it looks like.
00:11:26.000 This is what oppression looks like.
00:11:31.000 Now I understand what it was like to be in the gulags.
00:11:36.000 Horrible, horrible place.
00:11:37.000 So I finally found you guys.
00:11:39.000 Yeah, you did. We're going.
00:11:42.000 Wait, what? We're leaving.
00:11:44.000 I haven't even reached the castle yet.
00:11:46.000 So? Who cares about you?
00:11:47.000 We've seen all. Welcome to Disney Hands.
00:11:51.000 Want some? No.
00:11:53.000 I do not want Disney hands.
00:11:55.000 Is it not for everyone? Do you want Disney hands?
00:11:56.000 It's more than enough for everyone. There's six of them right here.
00:12:00.000 So I told everyone I'd see you at the castle.
00:12:03.000 It turns out I was wrong.
00:12:06.000 Hello. English.
00:12:08.000 English. We have to isolate and sit down.
00:12:11.000 We have to isolate and sit down.
00:12:13.000 Okay. Sorry.
00:12:16.000 So much fun at Disneyland.
00:12:20.000 So much fun at Disneyland.
00:12:21.000 Enjoy your time at Disneyland or the Stasi.
00:12:24.000 The Stasi will attack you at random if you're not isolated.
00:12:27.000 It's the Stalin regime. Walt, these different military police.
00:12:30.000 It's communism. They did say he was a Nazi, didn't they?
00:12:33.000 They did. They said Walt was a Nazi and now it's starting to come true.
00:12:38.000 The oppression! I still haven't put it on.
00:12:40.000 I'm not putting it on. Now I have to sit down to eat.
00:12:42.000 You know who they made that rule up for?
00:12:44.000 Us. They've been wanting us off the cameras for two hours doing this every security time.
00:12:47.000 And now they've just made up a new rule to try and get us.
00:12:51.000 All the way to get around the mask has been to pretend we're eating forever.
00:12:54.000 Yeah. So I stand like this, and every time the security guard comes, I go...
00:13:00.000 I'm waiting for them to say, no, you have to put the mask on.
00:13:01.000 I say, okay, I want a refund. I'm going to buy six-year-old popcorn.
00:13:04.000 I can't fucking eat it. It's true.
00:13:06.000 Sit down, dude. They made that up for us.
00:13:08.000 That's new policy. Because I'm too smart.
00:13:11.000 I'm a chess master. I'm sort of navigating the system of oppression.
00:13:14.000 I just wanted popcorn Everyone wear your fucking masks We're going to Disneyland If you take it off we'll kick you out We're going to Disneyland Wait, wait, it's the security guard.
00:13:35.000 It's filming. It's filming. No, it's already filming.
00:13:37.000 The security guard is approaching. I wish I had...
00:13:43.000 I don't even have the popcorn defense.
00:13:45.000 But Rory, you know what I've been using?
00:13:46.000 I've been using the film defense.
00:13:48.000 If you film and you put it up and you look like you're doing things, they're often distracted.
00:13:53.000 Losing. Call security.
00:13:58.000 Tell them to tell us to leave the park.
00:14:01.000 We're leaving. We are leaving.
00:14:02.000 You're gonna keep us in the park?
00:14:05.000 I am the virus.
00:14:07.000 No, I'm not wearing a mask.
00:14:15.000 Okay.
00:14:16.000 We're leaving. We're not wearing a mask.
00:14:19.000 How do we leave? I don't know.
00:14:21.000 Let me out. Where's the exit?
00:14:23.000 Is that the exit? Where's the exit?
00:14:27.000 How do we leave? Sorti?
00:14:29.000 Exit. Sorti.
00:14:32.000 Where? Here?
00:14:36.000 Here? Yeah, he's saying it's this way.
00:14:39.000 Around this way. Thank you. There's the sortie.
00:14:44.000 We refuse to wear the mask.
00:14:46.000 Yeah. I refuse.
00:14:48.000 Yeah. You want to throw down?
00:14:52.000 We can go to Disney Hands.
00:14:53.000 We can do Disney Hands.
00:14:55.000 If they want. Disney Hands is real.
00:15:01.000 Yeah. See, one guy was just like, alright, I'm not going to be smart and just tell them where the exit is.
00:15:07.000 Instead of holding them here.
00:15:08.000 The other one's calling for backup. I could just let them.
00:15:10.000 I could just let them know how to leave.
00:15:12.000 We're not wearing a mask. We're anti-masks.
00:15:15.000 Yeah, we're leaving.
00:15:19.000 It's the swaddley.
00:15:26.000 So he was trying to intimidate us with the dog.
00:15:31.000 Yeah, it just didn't work at all.
00:15:33.000 Listen, look, the guy literally has the military, because one day someone is going to f***.
00:15:38.000 Yeah. So look, full...
00:15:40.000 That's FAL. That's a battle rifle.
00:15:42.000 That's the rifle you take to Afghanistan.
00:15:47.000 That's a full battle rifle. Not even an MP5. Not even like a submarine gun.
00:15:49.000 That is a battle rifle. Yeah.
00:15:51.000 Long range. Yeah. Cars and s***.
00:15:53.000 Like, full metal jacket.
00:15:55.000 Through the brick. You can't hide behind a brick wall, because they'll take you out through the wall.
00:15:59.000 But then French, they'll run away.
00:16:04.000 And because of that, because of that rumor, they're now the opposite, and they super, super don't want to give up.
00:16:11.000 When I bought the comps, they were so like, I would never give up!
00:16:14.000 They used to really beat their ass.
00:16:18.000 Also, if we're going to be fair to the French, which I don't like to do, because fuck them, but if we're going to be fair to the French, if it wasn't for the English Channel, England would have got smoked the same.
00:16:24.000 England would have got spanked, but it would have been water.
00:16:27.000 Yeah, a bit of water. If they were mainland along with the thing, they would have got spanked.
00:16:32.000 I just like to annoy all my French friends and tell them to run away.
00:16:35.000 I'm sorry. I'm not wearing a mask, sorry.
00:16:40.000 Shoot me. Yeah, shoot me.
00:16:42.000 Shoot me. I don't want to be here.
00:16:46.000 Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
00:16:51.000 Fun for everyone.
00:17:11.000 I'm ready.
00:17:13.000 Thanks for watching!
00:17:15.000 you Yeah, one of these people who we're driving these fast cars with seems to have fucked up ahead.
00:17:23.000 Yeah. Now I hope he's crashed into a local French villager so I can see the Frenchman shouting at him as I drive back.
00:17:31.000 That would be good. That would be good.