Tate Speech - August 17, 2025


The Infinity Campfire | Tate Confidential Ep 315


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

182.77115

Word Count

2,638

Sentence Count

292

Misogynist Sentences

9

Hate Speech Sentences

17


Summary

Tristan and Randy are back from their camping trip and ready to have a good ol' fashioned bonfire. But first, they need to figure out how to handle the aftermath of a night out with friends and family.


Transcript

00:00:02.000 I'll go fight the bear and I'll see what happens.
00:00:04.000 What else do you do at a campfire?
00:00:05.000 It's bullshit.
00:00:06.000 And you know it's bullshit.
00:00:14.000 Nobody knows but us how we roll.
00:00:14.000 Why did I not take him anywhere?
00:00:16.000 You had LOL whatever drink.
00:00:17.000 LOL surprise.
00:00:18.000 You had LOL surprise.
00:00:20.000 And you're making fun of him for having rainbow marshmallows.
00:00:23.000 He's allowed to have rainbow marshmallows the moment he pays for his own food.
00:00:27.000 On my dime.
00:00:29.000 He can't sit there eating rainbow marshmallows at me.
00:00:32.000 I forbid it.
00:00:32.000 Fine, I'm going to enjoy my plain hot chocolate without the marshmallows.
00:00:36.000 You are good.
00:00:37.000 This is the many da pins too.
00:00:40.000 Those are fighting words.
00:00:40.000 He might have to burn you at the fire.
00:00:42.000 He's a man who hasn't had sex with a woman in over six months.
00:00:45.000 I wouldn't say six months.
00:00:47.000 It's been eight months.
00:00:49.000 All right, all the single ladies watching this.
00:00:52.000 Alex is also single.
00:00:54.000 And I'm putting this in TC.
00:00:57.000 Be careful because he might not even speak to me.
00:00:59.000 He's extremely wealthy.
00:01:00.000 He just plays a broken character on the show.
00:01:03.000 He's got a big heart.
00:01:05.000 Nice, he's flaming my nose.
00:01:08.000 He knows how to treat a woman.
00:01:10.000 If you're safe with him, he can smell danger a mile away.
00:01:13.000 Bro, you know the thing.
00:01:14.000 He'll never tell a lie.
00:01:17.000 If North Korea actually opens the doors to us, I'm applying for it.
00:01:21.000 I'm going.
00:01:22.000 Randy, how's your day?
00:01:23.000 Right.
00:01:24.000 Tell me more about it.
00:01:25.000 Elaborate.
00:01:26.000 I have an idea.
00:01:27.000 What was the best part of your day?
00:01:29.000 His phone right now?
00:01:30.000 Yeah.
00:01:31.000 My phone, Tristan.
00:01:32.000 What was the best part of your day?
00:01:33.000 It was actually all good until one second ago when this dork with a camera walked up and started asking me fucking questions.
00:01:38.000 Nitro, how's your day?
00:01:40.000 I don't know who this guy is.
00:01:41.000 I'm done talking to him.
00:01:43.000 That right there was the best part of my day.
00:01:47.000 You take a bus to eat that at your house.
00:01:50.000 What a nice restaurant for the Romanian family.
00:01:52.000 traditional Romanian food.
00:01:54.000 You should try it.
00:01:56.000 It's...
00:01:59.000 It's a mess, yeah.
00:02:00.000 Wow.
00:02:02.000 Culture is really rubbing off on you, you know?
00:02:03.000 I'm a cultured man.
00:02:04.000 It's not culture.
00:02:06.000 It's just shit.
00:02:08.000 Culture doesn't compress me.
00:02:09.000 I'm my boss, Nigger.
00:02:11.000 I like collecting wet wood in the dark.
00:02:13.000 That's what made it fun.
00:02:15.000 I thought real niggers do fire with wet wood.
00:02:17.000 A little pussy.
00:02:18.000 I should have gotten your phone.
00:02:23.000 Bitch asshole.
00:02:26.000 I'm gonna build the biggest fire in the world.
00:02:28.000 I'm gonna beat Elon Musk to space with my fire for the power of my firearm.
00:02:37.000 What are they?
00:02:38.000 Stole them.
00:02:39.000 What a fresh show.
00:02:42.000 Hey, the girls can have chocolate, I guess.
00:02:44.000 Right then.
00:02:44.000 Can any of you ladies catch?
00:02:50.000 That was a good catch.
00:02:51.000 Can any of you ladies catch?
00:02:52.000 Yes.
00:02:53.000 Perfect.
00:02:53.000 It's really light here.
00:02:55.000 I was thinking we keep our chair.
00:02:57.000 So you stole his chair.
00:02:58.000 Yeah.
00:02:59.000 You need to leave therapy immediately.
00:03:01.000 I have anxiety, but I use my anxiety so that I wake up at 6.15 a.m. instantly enraged, getting to work, so I win.
00:03:09.000 I grab the demon of anxiety.
00:03:11.000 by his fucking neck and added him to my legion.
00:03:14.000 He works for me.
00:03:16.000 New legal teams, new money, new ways to combat their narrative, endless reps, anxiety, OCD, fucking depression, everything.
00:03:24.000 That's how I won.
00:03:26.000 Nobody wants to stay up until 6 am.
00:03:28.000 Don't film now because you didn't film the whole fucking campfire night.
00:03:32.000 You come.
00:03:32.000 You're tired, you need a little nap time.
00:03:34.000 You go to sleep like a little girl.
00:03:36.000 We stay up till 6 am baking campfire bread like heroes.
00:03:40.000 Sticks.
00:03:40.000 We made huge fires and you missed out and you're never going to be able to get it back and you filmed none of it.
00:03:45.000 And that night is gone forever and you wasted your life with your eyes closed like a fucking b baby.
00:03:49.000 Just fucked off.
00:03:49.000 Kristen, you're on my team.
00:03:50.000 We both.
00:03:51.000 I'm trying to tell a story of something you weren't.
00:03:53.000 No, you weren't.
00:03:54.000 And Alex wasn't there.
00:03:56.000 It's three versus two.
00:03:57.000 We're on the winning team.
00:03:58.000 When you went to bed out of my room.
00:04:00.000 No, you didn't.
00:04:01.000 You weren't there to film.
00:04:02.000 We are on the winning team.
00:04:03.000 Do you have a photographic evidence?
00:04:05.000 I wasn't there.
00:04:05.000 Yes.
00:04:06.000 There you go.
00:04:07.000 Yes.
00:04:08.000 Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
00:04:10.000 Market saturation is real.
00:04:12.000 It's a real problem.
00:04:12.000 And I hear it all the time, especially from young men who are 20, 21 years of age.
00:04:16.000 They say, Tristan, I don't know what I could potentially open.
00:04:19.000 When I was much younger, there was a real business on telephone sales.
00:04:22.000 I conducted an interview with a student inside of the real world just a few weeks ago, and he understands that they're severely lacking in AI automation.
00:04:30.000 They need skills that people your age possess.
00:04:33.000 Just like in 2001 to 2005, the businesses that didn't want to modernize, that didn't want a website, that didn't want a Facebook presence, they were left in the past.
00:04:43.000 Andrew, tell me about your roadman plans.
00:04:48.000 Can't you bother to talk to the camera?
00:04:51.000 What do you want to do?
00:04:55.000 What do you want to do?
00:04:55.000 I need some commentary.
00:04:57.000 I woke up this morning and said, let's get away from Bailey.
00:05:00.000 I'm tired of all the murder filming.
00:05:01.000 I said, where are we going?
00:05:02.000 We bought our cars and drove away.
00:05:04.000 You may love here, but you're here with your cameras.
00:05:06.000 I don't know how you got here.
00:05:09.000 How did you get here?
00:05:11.000 I flew.
00:05:13.000 Do you have flu?
00:05:16.000 I choose.
00:05:17.000 Bless you.
00:05:20.000 My second cousin.
00:05:23.000 Do you know that?
00:05:26.000 Did you know that I inherited my wonderful singing ability?
00:05:29.000 Do I stop talking to Bailey?
00:05:31.000 Yeah, yesterday.
00:05:32.000 Never do I start again.
00:05:35.000 Each day I give everyone a fresh chance.
00:05:37.000 Andrew's almost ruined.
00:05:39.000 What did Andrew do?
00:05:42.000 Stayed up by the campfire like a real man.
00:05:44.000 He wouldn't understand.
00:05:45.000 Do you sleep.
00:05:52.000 I'm going to drive back to Bucharest and play SSP by myself.
00:05:59.000 In one night, in one player mode.
00:06:01.000 I mean, we can still go to the prison.
00:06:03.000 They will have no way back to the hotel.
00:06:04.000 Fine, my mate.
00:06:07.000 He's a survivor.
00:06:10.000 Bro, he's your mate.
00:06:11.000 He's not my mate.
00:06:13.000 No, he's your mate.
00:06:13.000 I'm just going to show you a thing.
00:06:16.000 There you go, bro.
00:06:17.000 Alex, you're tired, Alex.
00:06:18.000 It's fine.
00:06:18.000 I haven't got my wine out.
00:06:19.000 He's tired.
00:06:20.000 No, he's tired.
00:06:21.000 I'm as fresh as ever.
00:06:22.000 Man, you're doing great, man.
00:06:24.000 Another night like this?
00:06:26.000 It's a night that we have to buy you dinner before you'll sleep with us.
00:06:28.000 I'm not talking to him.
00:06:30.000 Any more?
00:06:32.000 He paid for your food.
00:06:33.000 You can't ignore the man that feeds you.
00:06:37.000 If he ignores me, I'll be quite happy.
00:06:42.000 I know it's his annoying whiny voice.
00:06:44.000 Hi, my name is Smanax.
00:06:47.000 Who's ordering food?
00:06:48.000 I ordered.
00:06:49.000 I ordered this as well.
00:06:50.000 I ordered this as well.
00:06:51.000 Girls, did you order?
00:06:54.000 There's no girls here.
00:06:57.000 Setek's here.
00:06:58.000 Just the one holding the camera.
00:07:04.000 Can the ocean keep from rushing to the shore?
00:07:11.000 It's just impossible If I had you, could I ever want for more?
00:07:24.000 It's just impossible.
00:07:30.000 And tomorrow, should you ask me for the worse and how I'd get it?
00:07:41.000 I would sell my very soul not to regret it.
00:07:52.000 $10 million has already been generated by the real world students since the launch of these two new money-making methods, content creation plus AI and AI automation.
00:08:00.000 You're either making money from this tech or getting replaced by it.
00:08:03.000 While the world argues about AI, our students learned how to use it to stack $10 million in real results.
00:08:08.000 Inside the AI Automation Agency campus, students build bots that generate leads, reply to customers, and close deals while they sleep.
00:08:14.000 Over in the content creation plus AI campus, they use generative AI to produce viral videos, automated edits, and scale content into cash machines.
00:08:21.000 No coding, no film school, just modern tools, updated systems, and our proven blueprints.
00:08:26.000 One student built a real estate boss, 10k a month, 24-7 replies, zero missed leads.
00:08:31.000 Another went from zero to 50k a month, turning AI-generated content into a business.
00:08:35.000 Over $7,200, 9k.
00:08:37.000 Around 10k a month.
00:08:38.000 $12,000.
00:08:39.000 Over $18,000 a month.
00:08:41.000 Over 36,000 views.
00:08:42.000 150k a month.
00:08:43.000 Over a half a billion dollars.
00:08:45.000 And they're not the exception.
00:08:46.000 There's a new standard.
00:08:47.000 Because when you're coached by millionaires and surrounded by winners, you don't just learn, you accelerate.
00:08:52.000 $10 million wasn't luck.
00:08:53.000 It was systemized.
00:08:54.000 The future belongs to those who automated and those who create in it.
00:08:57.000 Join the real world now and start making money today.
00:09:01.000 These stones are going to become hotter than the sun.
00:09:03.000 They're going to turn them into a fission reactor, which we use to power a massive billboard saying Tristan failed at life.
00:09:10.000 We could do that, or we could just cook sausages on them.
00:09:13.000 How should we use the unlimited power that we've now cracked?
00:09:15.000 We've broken physics.
00:09:16.000 We found unlimited energy.
00:09:18.000 Tell me how we should use it.
00:09:20.000 Admit you have no answers to my physics questions.
00:09:23.000 You've entered the realm of biblical truth.
00:09:25.000 What does E equals MCS stand for?
00:09:30.000 Something about the energy in an object is equal to the speed of light times the stone's heat.
00:09:36.000 Is that what you're trying to say?
00:09:37.000 Close.
00:09:38.000 Energy equals mass times stone.
00:09:40.000 Yes.
00:09:40.000 Einstein worked it out because I've made these stones hotter than the sun to cook sausages.
00:09:46.000 And I could use this unlimited energy to power endless billboards on every single street corner across the planet from Bangkok to Boston saying you're a fucking dip shit.
00:09:55.000 There's a luxury restaurant right there that we could actually walk to and yet you're roasting whatever this is.
00:10:03.000 There's a luxury restaurant right here, nigger.
00:10:05.000 We're in the wilderness.
00:10:06.000 Stop lying.
00:10:06.000 There's a luxury restaurant right here.
00:10:08.000 We went.
00:10:09.000 I see it.
00:10:10.000 It's right there.
00:10:12.000 Nigger.
00:10:13.000 There's a luxury restaurant right here.
00:10:15.000 Nigger.
00:10:16.000 What you do with that is you cook jam in it and then you fold it in half.
00:10:19.000 There's jam in the middle and you keep it on the steak and then you cook it and it cooks like that.
00:10:24.000 That's why you have to fry.
00:10:27.000 You're making toast.
00:10:29.000 I don't want toast for the sauce.
00:10:30.000 Did you learn that from your cooking shows?
00:10:32.000 I learned that from Boy Scouts.
00:10:34.000 There's no way you were on Boy Scouts.
00:10:36.000 Were you actually?
00:10:37.000 Andrew and I were on Factbook Boy Scouts.
00:10:38.000 What?
00:10:39.000 How did I have lived with you for years and not known this?
00:10:43.000 Because I was actually an Eagle Scout Master.
00:10:46.000 You were in the Boy Scouts.
00:10:48.000 I didn't exit the Scouts until I came to work for you guys at I was 24.
00:10:52.000 It all makes sense.
00:10:53.000 I could see you being a Scout.
00:10:54.000 of course let's add a little bit of context to the video you were up until 6 a.m. no no no no we are not telling the story of the endless campfire night because you didn't film it you didn't film the sun come up you didn't film the beautiful stars all night long you didn't film our stories around the campfire you didn't film christi being a legend finding flour at 3 a.m. you didn't film the the growls from the forest you didn't film the trout jumping into the water you didn't film any of it you missed a whole fucking night because you needed to sleep a little baby little sleepy head well we stayed up all night next to the campfire until it was light like this and
00:11:25.000 then we left no we made such an epic fire that when i came down again today this fire was still burning i didn't even have to use a lighter it still burning.
00:11:33.000 So of course I don't put out fires because I don't betray things that keep me warm.
00:11:36.000 So I'm not going to put out a fire because I'm done with it because that's betrayal.
00:11:39.000 So I just let it burn.
00:11:40.000 If the forest has to burn, so be it.
00:11:41.000 Don't give a fuck.
00:11:42.000 So I came back down and my fire was still burning.
00:11:44.000 You missed the all night campfire.
00:11:45.000 And because you didn't film it because you're a fucking baby who needs sleep and milk balls like a homo, you now want me to tell you the story and recap it all to make up for your fucking failure.
00:11:55.000 Your permanent failure, which will be etched into the stones of time.
00:11:59.000 You will never be there, Bailey.
00:12:01.000 You cannot time travel.
00:12:02.000 You will never be where the action was.
00:12:04.000 You will never have it on camera.
00:12:05.000 You failed forever.
00:12:07.000 So I don't wanna talk about it.
00:12:08.000 It just reminds me of what a fucking useless, Why does it matter to you you'll go to bed anyway I will, but I'm just wondering are you gonna do it again?
00:12:18.000 If we stayed up again all night tonight you'd go to sleep I'm going to bed now you're a fucking babe that doesn't surprise me that's a that's a really unsurprising answer I'm just checking in on everyone how are you doing how are you doing?
00:12:30.000 I'm doing great.
00:12:30.000 Nigel, how are you doing?
00:12:31.000 How many sets did you get for?
00:12:32.000 I've been working on your photo.
00:12:34.000 You finished your set today?
00:12:37.000 It's bullshit.
00:12:38.000 And you know it's bullshit.
00:12:40.000 You're just talking absolute bullshit at each other.
00:12:44.000 What do you else do by campfires?
00:12:46.000 I came down here thinking I'm missing something, but you're just talking shit.
00:12:51.000 All of you.
00:12:52.000 So you're American.
00:12:53.000 What else do you do at a campfire?
00:12:56.000 I don't go to campfires.
00:12:57.000 You've never been by a campfire.
00:12:58.000 I have, but it's not my cup of tea.
00:13:01.000 As you Brits say.
00:13:02.000 So what do you do by campfires besides talk shit?
00:13:04.000 Kristen's got the right idea.
00:13:05.000 I try and take the bear out.
00:13:06.000 Everyone remembers me as a hero.
00:13:08.000 And I'm happy to do that.
00:13:10.000 Do I think I'll win?
00:13:10.000 No.
00:13:11.000 But if someone's going to fight the bear, I'm the one with the knife.
00:13:13.000 I'm the biggest.
00:13:14.000 I'll go fight the bear and I'll see what happens.
00:13:16.000 I've either got the coolest story in the world or I die a hero.
00:13:20.000 He slipped in the shower.
00:13:22.000 He did.
00:13:22.000 Yay.
00:13:23.000 Nice.
00:13:24.000 Any men in these villages, Alex?
00:13:25.000 Find any good men on Grindr in the villages?ages that boat man's on grinder she's the french you're gonna commandeer their boats let's tell each other secrets once killed a man.
00:13:32.000 We actually had another friend in the group named Stevie.
00:13:37.000 But I killed him and I hypnotized all of you to wipe his memory.
00:13:41.000 But if you think very carefully, if you watch the old episodes of which I've edited him out of, you'll be able to see a character in the background.
00:13:48.000 His name was Stevie.
00:13:50.000 He used to train with us.
00:13:52.000 He used to cook with Christy.
00:13:54.000 He used to box with Nigel.
00:13:55.000 He used to watch gay porn with Smallett's.
00:13:58.000 Remember, Stevie was the fucking man.
00:14:01.000 Well the thing is he caught me in bed with some Alex's mom and I knew the secret would destroy the friendship group so I had no choice but to eliminate him.
00:14:11.000 I remember that.
00:14:12.000 We used these sticks, these small sticks from Madden Black wrapping the memories.
00:14:18.000 Kill Alex?
00:14:19.000 Yes.
00:14:19.000 I came down here to capture content but I'm just capturing and documenting the delirium of my friends.
00:14:25.000 That's all this is.
00:14:26.000 You all get progressive.