Tate Speech - October 10, 2025


The Jamaican Bobsled Team | Tate Confidential Ep 324


Episode Stats

Length

15 minutes

Words per Minute

131.35667

Word Count

2,001

Sentence Count

259

Misogynist Sentences

14

Hate Speech Sentences

19


Summary

Tristan and Andrew take one last drive before they leave for the winter, and things don't go the way they planned on going. They end up in the middle of a thunderstorm, and it's only a matter of time before they have to make it back to civilization.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 You're a fucking bitch if you touch my fucking bench.
00:00:03.000 I dare you to touch my bench.
00:00:07.000 I knew it, I knew it, dodgeball.
00:00:09.000 That was good.
00:00:10.000 Nobody, nobody, how we roll, how we roll.
00:00:26.000 Summer's coming to an end.
00:00:28.000 We've decided to go for one last drive around the country.
00:00:32.000 Before we fly out here.
00:00:34.000 Either Bali, Turkey, or Divine.
00:00:36.000 So here we are.
00:00:37.000 Enjoying our last cars in the final time before they go away for the winter.
00:00:42.000 I didn't get to drive all the cars I bought this year.
00:00:44.000 I want more cars than I can possibly drive.
00:00:46.000 You've been roadman all summer.
00:00:48.000 Not roadman enough.
00:00:48.000 I wanted to be roadman literally all summer.
00:00:51.000 But unfortunately there's one block to my road manning, which is Tristan.
00:00:53.000 Doesn't like it.
00:00:55.000 If you touch my fucking bed.
00:00:59.000 I dare you to touch my bench.
00:01:05.000 Anytime you want to drive, I've always said yes.
00:01:07.000 Every time.
00:01:08.000 But you don't enjoy it.
00:01:09.000 I don't care.
00:01:10.000 I enjoy life.
00:01:12.000 I'm emotionally neutral on this, that's not a real thing.
00:01:14.000 It is.
00:01:15.000 I drive in silence following you in case of a fucking freak gypsy attack.
00:01:23.000 I do.
00:01:24.000 Got my cigarettes and my fucking knife on me in my car.
00:01:27.000 And I follow you waiting for someone to start shit.
00:01:29.000 And it's flashlights you can blind.
00:01:31.000 Exactly.
00:01:32.000 That's why I follow you.
00:01:33.000 Summer's coming to an end.
00:01:36.000 Did we enjoy this year?
00:01:40.000 Ah, I don't know how to work Ferrari, huh?
00:01:44.000 Don't know how to work your own Ferrari, huh?
00:01:47.000 Well, as you know how to work that camera.
00:01:49.000 I know how it works if the camera's just fine.
00:01:51.000 Thank you.
00:01:53.000 I know how it works.
00:02:23.000 Thank you.
00:02:39.000 So each you can win that is lacking power.
00:02:42.000 You know?
00:02:42.000 Yeah.
00:02:43.000 Because like on the straits I have no chance.
00:02:47.000 And I don't know how you can eat so good.
00:02:49.000 Like out of the corners, you have better exit meeting.
00:02:52.000 And it doesn't make sense because this is all you're driving.
00:02:54.000 So I really don't understand.
00:02:56.000 I might push it harder.
00:02:57.000 I I could really try and get away from you.
00:02:59.000 Maybe I will.
00:03:00.000 This is a math.
00:03:02.000 Like you cannot do anything.
00:03:03.000 That's a tie touching.
00:03:04.000 You're pushing it ten out of ten.
00:03:06.000 Yeah.
00:03:06.000 Right, the only way you can keep up with that.
00:03:09.000 Trust me, this car cannot do anything faster.
00:03:12.000 Like it's not the limit.
00:03:14.000 Maybe we've met their tires.
00:03:16.000 It smells like it's unfap here.
00:03:19.000 It's like from the tires and uh great.
00:03:22.000 But it's fine.
00:03:25.000 I'm fine, thank you, dog.
00:03:26.000 Oh.
00:03:26.000 Well, don't be a bitch.
00:03:27.000 I'm good.
00:03:28.000 Mystic Dragon.
00:03:29.000 I don't mean that.
00:03:30.000 You're a fucking faggot.
00:03:31.000 You are a fucking faggot.
00:03:33.000 You won't have a mystic dragon caprice on.
00:03:35.000 No, but you're a fucking bitch.
00:03:37.000 Your whole family hates you.
00:03:38.000 This is whimsical as life gets, nigger.
00:03:40.000 Have a fucking physical dragon.
00:03:41.000 Give me a missing dragon.
00:03:42.000 That's right, what the fuck's wrong with you?
00:03:43.000 It's a broken product.
00:03:45.000 There's no straw.
00:03:46.000 I can't access the Capri Sun.
00:03:48.000 There's no straw.
00:03:52.000 Alright.
00:03:54.000 How much were you pushing it?
00:03:55.000 Hey, you're at an eight?
00:03:56.000 Yeah.
00:03:57.000 I better go harder.
00:03:58.000 My body can feel whenever you cross like that seven threshold.
00:04:02.000 I started getting disoriented.
00:05:15.000 Let it be, let it be, let it be go Touching and teasing me, telling me go But this time I need to feel you Body, you all know Body, just lose control Body,
00:05:30.000 body, it's my soul Body, let me feel you Body, turn the lights down low Body, too mental soul Body, body, it's my soul Body, let me feel you was aligned the grill now now So Chef Chris, what do we have on the menu for tonight, sir?
00:05:59.000 So Mr. Bailey for tonight we have space.
00:06:02.000 We have mesh potatoes, roasted peppers.
00:06:04.000 We have some weird vegetables like mushrooms, sparkless.
00:06:09.000 Nice.
00:06:10.000 And then make something special just for your food.
00:06:13.000 For me?
00:06:14.000 Yes.
00:06:15.000 Is it bread?
00:06:16.000 Yeah, crazy bread.
00:06:18.000 Tristan, I don't think you can beat him at seesaw.
00:06:20.000 I am the sea champion.
00:06:22.000 Yeah, whatever.
00:06:27.000 You're about to see.
00:06:29.000 Well, Andrew Saul or he lost.
00:06:32.000 What do you do?
00:06:34.000 I win.
00:06:38.000 What do you even do?
00:06:40.000 We first brought each other to the ground.
00:06:45.000 It's stupid.
00:06:47.000 Wait, pull up the heaviest.
00:06:49.000 I have full control over him.
00:06:52.000 I retire the seesaw.
00:06:54.000 Can't get off.
00:06:56.000 Who's the winner now?
00:06:57.000 It's like the Egyptian camels.
00:06:58.000 Who's the winner now?
00:07:04.000 Trying to hurt.
00:07:06.000 Yes, playing the game.
00:07:07.000 I'm trying to attack drives a hurt.
00:07:09.000 Yes.
00:07:09.000 No, I don't want to play.
00:07:10.000 What do you gonna do when I go on the slide?
00:07:14.000 Well what are you going to do when I twist it tape?
00:07:20.000 Go on the slide.
00:07:24.000 I knew it.
00:07:25.000 I knew it, dodgeball.
00:07:27.000 Okay, I'm too wide for the slide.
00:07:29.000 I can't fit.
00:07:30.000 It's gonna break.
00:07:31.000 No, I can't fit.
00:07:32.000 It's gonna break.
00:07:33.000 I'm too wide, I can't go down it.
00:07:38.000 My dream has been crushed.
00:07:44.000 Hey loser.
00:07:45.000 Loser.
00:07:46.000 You suck.
00:07:48.000 What are you doing?
00:07:48.000 Chrissy's literally cooking steaks for everybody and you're over here cooking a steak on a stick.
00:07:54.000 I want I burnt 110 million dollars.
00:07:57.000 Yeah.
00:08:00.000 Just over here contemplating life.
00:08:02.000 Cool story, huh?
00:08:03.000 I suppose.
00:08:08.000 What are you doing?
00:08:09.000 Everyone's over there just congregating around Christie.
00:08:13.000 Everyone's isolated over here doing your own thing.
00:08:16.000 Everyone's congregated over there and I'm over here by myself.
00:08:18.000 Yes.
00:08:18.000 And you thought the smart thing to do is to come over with a camera for asking fucking questions.
00:08:22.000 Yeah.
00:08:23.000 I'm checking on your well-being.
00:08:25.000 I was fine until you came.
00:08:31.000 I mean, I don't know what to say, I was just jagging on you.
00:08:35.000 This is our group dynamic.
00:08:38.000 The food is fast and humanly powerful before everyone else gets to the table.
00:08:44.000 You're mate.
00:08:45.000 No clue.
00:08:46.000 But he knows the rules.
00:08:50.000 You're mate.
00:08:53.000 You think he enjoyed the drive today?
00:08:57.000 It's one thousand horse an hour at night.
00:08:59.000 He did tell me that driving today ruined his day.
00:09:05.000 No, catch up my galaxy.
00:09:07.000 I have to keep up with my walk.
00:09:12.000 Is the lame ball broken or does it break just over here?
00:09:19.000 Mean it's fine or what?
00:09:20.000 *music*
00:09:27.000 I'm trying to get everyone to talk for takeoff an instrument.
00:09:30.000 I am not taking part in your vanity project any longer.
00:09:34.000 My vanity project trying to make an episode for you.
00:09:38.000 On holiday.
00:09:41.000 We don't know how to do holiday.
00:09:44.000 We do.
00:09:44.000 No, we don't.
00:09:46.000 Alright.
00:09:48.000 Run a holiday.
00:09:50.000 Christie.
00:09:50.000 Thank you for the food, brother.
00:09:55.000 This song made 50 million dollars.
00:09:57.000 The music video built with AI.
00:09:59.000 A laptop, an idea, and the right playbook.
00:10:02.000 AI can now make music.
00:10:03.000 Mix tracks.
00:10:04.000 Build videos.
00:10:05.000 Do the work of an entire studio in hours, not months.
00:10:08.000 But here's the problem.
00:10:09.000 99% of people just play with the tools.
00:10:11.000 They don't know how to turn it into cash.
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00:10:20.000 Our professors have already helped students create viral clips, monetize channels, and close deals with tens of thousands.
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00:10:31.000 How to package it so brands, artists, and platforms pay you.
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00:10:37.000 AI has already changed the music industry.
00:10:40.000 The only question is, will you sit on the sidelines?
00:10:42.000 Or will you learn how to turn the next $50 million hit into your next paycheck?
00:10:46.000 Join the real world now.
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00:10:49.000 So our societies have completely failed.
00:10:52.000 I've been saying it for a very long time.
00:10:54.000 What's one of the basic premises of society?
00:10:56.000 Surely, the idea of a society, the reason we built them in the first place, the reason men died to maintain them is so that we had a particular way of life.
00:11:05.000 And the way of life in the West is that women could go around basically unabetted without having to worry about being stabbed in the neck or raped.
00:11:13.000 The point of society is that a man could go to work and come home from work and in that eight hours his female hasn't been murdered or fucking ravaged.
00:11:22.000 That's the whole point of society, so that women can go around and do things on their own.
00:11:26.000 That's why we built it.
00:11:28.000 What's the point of public transport for the public to ride on?
00:11:31.000 This woman is one of the few from Ukraine who did the right thing.
00:11:35.000 She's in Charlotte, North Carolina, a shithole, working in a pizza parlor, a shithole.
00:11:41.000 Why is she doing that?
00:11:42.000 Probably because she has a man back in Ukraine who's fighting and she doesn't want to betray him.
00:11:46.000 Because you know what most women did?
00:11:48.000 They ran off to Dubai or ended up a sex slave or a concubine for a millionaire.
00:11:52.000 She did the right thing.
00:11:53.000 She was working in a pizza partner trying to get the bus, get stabbed to death.
00:11:57.000 The larger ramifications for this, nobody discusses.
00:12:00.000 This is why nobody drinks alcohol anymore.
00:12:03.000 This is why nobody goes to nightclubs.
00:12:05.000 This is why there's no night life.
00:12:07.000 How can women go outside at night in most countries in the West now?
00:12:11.000 London, Paris, all of America.
00:12:13.000 As soon as the sun goes down, women stay home!
00:12:23.000 Andrew looks so happy to be on holiday.
00:12:25.000 I don't know why I won't stand in there for fucking fun.
00:12:27.000 So happy.
00:12:27.000 You are chipper this morning.
00:12:28.000 The reason I don't like horses is because I feel like you have to be a certain type of person to do horses.
00:12:33.000 And it's not country specific.
00:12:35.000 Like in England, you have the upper class people.
00:12:37.000 They used to be knights in shining armor, now they do hunting on horses.
00:12:40.000 Here in this country it's the retarded gypsies, that's why you like them.
00:12:44.000 You know?
00:12:44.000 It depends on the type of person.
00:12:46.000 Mongolians all do horses, as do Kazakhs and that.
00:12:51.000 But I just don't feel any business.
00:12:54.000 A man from the streets.
00:12:58.000 from the streets man Let's go.
00:13:06.000 How about standing?
00:13:08.000 I don't know.
00:13:08.000 It's just annoying.
00:13:09.000 He's in such a hurry to eat this over with.
00:13:12.000 Holiday with Andrew.
00:13:13.000 Don't wait for it now, Will.
00:13:15.000 I know you're gonna try to ram me.
00:13:17.000 That's why you want me in front of you.
00:13:23.000 I already know Tristan's trying to do holding this camera steady.
00:13:29.000 I'm gonna drop it.
00:13:30.000 I'm gonna drop it.
00:13:31.000 Oh, I'm gonna drop it.
00:13:32.000 No!
00:13:35.000 This is incredible.
00:13:38.000 Amazing!
00:13:39.000 Humbo clot.
00:13:42.000 Things quick, you know.
00:13:44.000 Stop playing to me, Dem.
00:13:46.000 Oh shit.
00:13:49.000 Shit.
00:13:51.000 Jesus.
00:13:55.000 I know.
00:13:56.000 I know you're gonna try to rain me.
00:13:58.000 One hand driving!
00:13:59.000 Skills!
00:14:00.000 Pussyclot ahead of me.
00:14:02.000 Get the fuck out of here.
00:14:04.000 Fucking chick.
00:14:05.000 Fuck off.
00:14:06.000 Ben easy one.
00:14:07.000 Hello.
00:14:11.000 Sorry.
00:14:13.000 Alright, you got your one.
00:14:15.000 Bro, when you have a slump car, you're gonna be the maze mummies.
00:14:20.000 Bro, I have a fast car and I'm uh very good driver.
00:14:25.000 You are uh very bad driver.
00:14:29.000 And you have a very big nose.
00:14:30.000 Alright, off sides over.
00:14:33.000 Last about five minutes, guarantee you Andrew's gonna be ready to go home now.
00:14:39.000 It was fun.
00:14:41.000 Andrew's on holiday.
00:14:42.000 Holiday means he doesn't want to talk to the camera at all.
00:14:46.000 Trying to get him to talk.
00:14:48.000 He doesn't want to come.
00:14:49.000 I'm gonna build my own.
00:14:50.000 That was ten out of ten fun.
00:14:52.000 I'm gonna build my own.
00:14:53.000 I'll make it possible to ram people.
00:14:58.000 My attempt to ram you failed because they electronically control it.
00:15:02.000 Yeah, you're a mice.
00:15:04.000 And reach a higher plane of enlightenment.
00:15:06.000 So basically I invented this.
00:15:08.000 So Tristan Tate of Just stop oil, aka the animal liberation front.
00:15:12.000 You came back alive again, but you had Ace.