Tate Speech - April 14, 2025


The Jesko is a SCARY car | Tate Confidential Ep 288

Topics
Jesco car experience and comparison Jesco car
Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Kernanze Jesco Allen Alex Grock Roadman Jesco Vibes Cartel Jake Jesco Jessica Michael Christy Jesse Nigel Frank Lambo Jess
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Length

19 minutes

Words per minute

107.14

Word count

2,100

Sentence count

368

Harmful content

Misogyny

12

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Toxicity

83

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Hate speech

10

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In this episode, we talk about the new $6 million dollar Jesco, and how it compares to the Bugatti Chiron, and why it's the best car we've ever driven. Also, we discuss the new Tesla Model Y, and what it's like to drive a spaceship.

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00:00:27.000 Back in Romania, wasn't arrested.
00:00:30.000 So I thought, let's tempt fate.
00:00:33.000 Bring in a six million dollar Jesco.
00:00:35.000 See if they take it.
00:00:37.000 You know?
00:00:37.000 Good thing I got two.
00:00:39.000 But it turns out they haven't.
00:00:40.000 Maybe they haven't seen it yet.
00:00:41.000 Maybe we should release this video the day after I leave.
00:00:45.000 Anyway, I've never driven a Jesco. 0.90
00:00:47.000 I've never even seen a Jesco in person.
00:00:49.000 I've never sat in one.
00:00:50.000 I just bought it.
00:00:51.000 I bought two.
00:00:52.000 So this is going to be my first ever actual experience with a Kernanze Jesco.
00:00:56.000 Which I'm quite excited about.
00:00:58.000 Because as far as cars go, it's the car.
00:01:01.000 I mean, the Bugatti is the car, but this is also the car.
00:01:03.000 So we're going to do a comparison between the two.
00:01:07.000 I've seen worse cars.
00:01:09.000 It looks crazy, though.
00:01:11.000 It looks wild.
00:01:13.000 You know, maybe my life's not so bad.
00:01:16.000 Maybe my life's not so bad.
00:01:18.000 You know? 0.74
00:01:18.000 All this stress, all this jail, all this garbage, but then you just buy Jesco's like most people buy Starbucks. 0.74
00:01:25.000 And it's like, it was worth it.
00:01:27.000 It was all worth it.
00:01:27.000 Thank you, sir.
00:01:28.000 Here's the key.
00:01:29.000 The key is something special.
00:01:30.000 And it fits directly into the thing somehow.
00:01:34.000 I've only seen this online.
00:01:35.000 But in fact, we can press ghost mode.
00:01:37.000 I think this opens up the whole car, doesn't it?
00:01:44.000 That is cool.
00:01:53.000 See, all the things I've seen on the internet come true.
00:01:57.000 Where do I even put the gas?
00:01:58.000 Where does fuel go?
00:01:59.000 Here? Is this fuel?
00:02:01.000 Yes. So I have to open this up to put fuel in every time?
00:02:04.000 Yes, you need to open the trunk.
00:02:06.000 To put fuel in?
00:02:07.000 Yes. And this is what?
00:02:10.000 I think it's the cooler.
00:02:12.000 water cooler
00:02:20.000 Wait till I do what Jessica will be. 0.81
00:02:22.000 It'll be the best Jesco review ever done. 0.98
00:02:24.000 No one's ever driven to Jesco with fucking Vibes Cartel on a fat cigar. 0.98
00:02:27.000 Only me. 0.95
00:02:28.000 I'll be the only person to ever do it.
00:02:31.000 Alright, and then the door.
00:02:32.000 What's this door?
00:02:32.000 Yeah, twice.
00:02:33.000 And the door.
00:02:34.000 This is insane. 0.99
00:02:36.000 Fucking insane. 0.99
00:02:37.000 Alright, T, let me in. 0.99
00:02:38.000 I'm going to start it.
00:02:41.000 I'm going to start it up.
00:02:43.000 Of course, I have no idea how.
00:02:45.000 Let's work it out.
00:02:46.000 Actually, it does.
00:02:47.000 Oh, these are covers.
00:02:49.000 Yeah, they're seat covers.
00:02:50.000 Key goes here.
00:02:55.000 Are you ready?
00:02:56.000 How do I close the doors?
00:02:57.000 I want to see the door buttons.
00:02:58.000 Oh no.
00:03:01.000 I don't know how to turn it on.
00:03:07.000 I thought I did.
00:03:09.000 You press the brake and then you press the start button, sure.
00:03:12.000 Yes, yes.
00:03:13.000 Oh, yeah, hi.
00:03:26.000 No big deal, no big deal.
00:03:29.000 It's no big deal.
00:03:30.000 Don't worry about it.
00:03:31.000 Yeah, no big deal.
00:03:38.000 I'm just going to connect my iPhone to the Bluetooth of my current engine, Jesse.
00:03:41.000 No big deal.
00:03:42.000 I'm just connecting the Bluetooth to my Jesco.
00:03:44.000 Don't worry about it.
00:03:45.000 No big deal.
00:03:46.000 Just connecting to the CarPlay.
00:03:48.000 And no big deal.
00:03:50.000 No big deal.
00:03:51.000 It's only six million dollars.
00:03:52.000 You know, it's my second one.
00:03:54.000 Alright, what else we got here?
00:03:55.000 That's everything, right? 0.99
00:03:55.000 So let's fucking drive it. 0.99
00:03:56.000 Fuck it. 1.00
00:03:57.000 Let's fucking go. 1.00
00:03:58.000 Tigger in! 1.00
00:04:00.000 *Sounds of the wind* I will be able to send it.
00:04:14.000 I'll be at $6 million scratch.
00:04:18.000 I will be at $6
00:04:54.000 be at $6 million.
00:05:18.000 I will be at $6
00:05:54.000 be at $6 million.
00:06:13.000 Bugatti wasn't scary.
00:06:14.000 Bugatti was fast, but it wasn't scary. 0.99
00:06:16.000 This is fucking scary. 0.98
00:06:18.000 But the Bugatti is like 500 kilo heavier, four-wheel drive. 0.99
00:06:21.000 This is fucking 1600 horsepower, rear-wheel drive, 1300 kilo, whatever. 0.99
00:06:24.000 It's fucking wild. 0.99
00:06:26.000 So it's twitchy. 0.99
00:06:28.000 I nearly put...
00:06:29.000 I tried to put my foot down a little bit on the corner and I could feel it going.
00:06:32.000 Let me ask Grock.
00:06:45.000 Let me ask Grock.
00:06:46.000 Grock, how do I...
00:06:48.000 Can I take the roof off of my brand new Tiffany Blue Kernel and Jake Jesco?
00:06:54.000 That's insane though.
00:06:55.000 Just looking at that.
00:06:58.000 Check out the flames.
00:07:00.000 totally
00:07:08.000 What do you at night?
00:07:15.000 Yeah, we have to see it.
00:07:18.000 It's like a big thing there, bro.
00:07:20.000 It's massive.
00:07:21.000 We'll do that at night.
00:07:22.000 Right. Supposedly it's latches.
00:07:24.000 those it is just last, you see?
00:07:26.000 this is gonna be screwed on 0.80
00:07:52.000 What do you reckon Alex? 0.75
00:07:54.000 Nice spaceship.
00:07:57.000 Nice spaceship.
00:08:00.000 Dude, I've never seen anything like that to be honest.
00:08:03.000 That's just...
00:08:04.000 It's quite frightening.
00:08:09.000 Nigel, car geek.
00:08:11.000 Anything similar to this you've seen?
00:08:14.000 No. Get an Allen key and I'll take the roof off.
00:08:17.000 I need an Allen key.
00:08:18.000 Hey bro, put that in front of us.
00:08:20.000 Okay? Yeah, sure.
00:08:27.000 No one's ever heard Movado in a Jesco before. 0.52
00:08:30.000 World first.
00:08:32.000 Exclusive. First Roadman Jesco.
00:08:38.000 Palm Street 1.00
00:08:50.000 I'm gonna take the roof off this motherfucker. 1.00
00:08:52.000 I'm gonna take the roof off. 1.00
00:08:52.000 Look. You don't unscrew the roof somehow. 1.00
00:08:57.000 Where's Jesco in Romania?
00:08:58.000 Where's Jesco with Jamaican music? 0.68
00:09:04.000 I'm the gay.
00:09:06.000 What color's your Jesco? 0.98
00:09:08.000 What color is your bag?
00:09:17.000 I know why they call them ghosts. 1.00
00:09:19.000 It fucking disappears. 0.99
00:09:21.000 That's why they call it a ghost. 1.00
00:09:23.000 Because it's gone.
00:09:25.000 R8 is gone.
00:09:26.000 We're nigh. 1.00
00:09:27.000 Michael's fucking history, bro! 1.00
00:09:29.000 Rats is walking! 1.00
00:10:01.000 I don't get enough credit for my driving price.
00:10:04.000 I jump in cars all around the world, different sides of the steering wheel, different sides of the road, jump in a brand new Jesco, never driven one before, 220 miles an hour.
00:10:14.000 I deserve more credit for my monumental achievements.
00:10:19.000 Rapid. Crazy fast.
00:10:22.000 We're gonna do one hell of a review.
00:10:24.000 This car is insane.
00:10:26.000 That's quite rare, but of course I have two.
00:10:29.000 So I have two of 125.
00:10:32.000 And now I said that, I feel so fucking cool, I might buy a third.
00:10:39.000 Bravery's always worth it in the end, you know? 1.00
00:10:41.000 Running your mouth against the fucking matrix, you don't tell any motherfuckers the truth. 1.00
00:10:46.000 I mean, a coward sitting there in your management position, getting one blowjob a month from a fucking six, and you could have just been mad enough to tell them to get fucked. 1.00
00:10:54.000 Drove Jess goes around in between all of your different baby mama's houses. 1.00
00:10:58.000 Endless beauty queens birthing your children.
00:11:01.000 Hope I don't want to go to jail. 1.00
00:11:03.000 You are gay, sir. 1.00
00:11:04.000 You are gay. 1.00
00:11:05.000 Put me in fucking jail, because guess what I drive when I'm out of jail? 1.00
00:11:09.000 Hi, babushkas. 1.00
00:11:10.000 I drive a fucking Jessica. 1.00
00:11:13.000 I'm in our business. 1.00
00:11:14.000 I don't care.
00:11:15.000 When I first got in the Bugatti, it wasn't scary. 0.99
00:11:17.000 That is fucking scary. 0.99
00:11:19.000 No way. 1.00
00:11:19.000 Bro, it's scary. 1.00
00:11:20.000 Go to move the throttle a little bit, even 20%.
00:11:23.000 When you're already doing 160, 170 on a corner and it starts... 1.00
00:11:27.000 Bro, this is fucking... 0.99
00:11:28.000 1800 horses for a real bike. 0.99
00:11:30.000 So this is gonna be your next favorite?
00:11:31.000 It might be, yeah.
00:11:32.000 I've just got to get less afraid of it.
00:11:34.000 'Cause I'm afraid to put my foot down.
00:11:36.000 What do you think?
00:11:37.000 Do you think he can finally take me?
00:11:39.000 Finally? You think he's got something fast enough to finally take me out of the gate?
00:11:44.000 Bro! No fucking way. 1.00
00:11:50.000 So this is the bed book. 0.99
00:11:52.000 Wait, supposedly it had one meter of flames out the back.
00:11:55.000 I mean, it's no Lada, I know, but it's okay.
00:11:58.000 I don't think people know what it is.
00:12:01.000 There's 125 in the world.
00:12:03.000 We own two. 0.99
00:12:03.000 This could be the only one on the fucking Balkans. 0.99
00:12:05.000 Probably one of the only ones in Eastern Europe. 0.99
00:12:09.000 The way it sounds, though, is when you sit behind it. 0.98
00:12:13.000 Fucking it sounds like when it's changing down or even slowing down. 0.99
00:12:18.000 Alex, go on. 1.00
00:12:19.000 It backfires nuts.
00:12:21.000 It's crazy.
00:12:22.000 So I'm gonna try to take the roof off now and then we're gonna go out.
00:12:25.000 Come in, where's the lambo?
00:12:26.000 Ah, it's home. 1.00
00:12:28.000 Fuck's sake. 1.00
00:12:28.000 Of course Alex, fucking useless. 1.00
00:12:30.000 See, scared already. 1.00
00:12:30.000 See pussy. 1.00
00:12:31.000 Already. Day one. 1.00
00:12:32.000 Day one.
00:12:33.000 So we've unscrewed the roof.
00:12:34.000 Come on, Christy.
00:12:35.000 Old friend.
00:12:37.000 Let's see.
00:12:39.000 It's not too heavy, actually.
00:12:41.000 But lift it.
00:12:43.000 Nice. That's it.
00:12:45.000 Roof comes off.
00:12:46.000 So we'll put this.
00:12:48.000 In the security car.
00:12:50.000 In case it starts to rain.
00:12:52.000 Where's the screws?
00:12:53.000 Right here.
00:12:54.000 Yeah, losing them would suck.
00:12:56.000 So, uh...
00:12:58.000 Thanks, Frank.
00:12:59.000 Put them in the first aid kit.
00:13:02.000 Nothing outside the box, guys.
00:13:03.000 Here, put them in here.
00:13:05.000 First aid kit.
00:13:07.000 Thanks. I'm convinced this is not
00:13:23.000 a car.
00:13:26.000 It's something else.
00:13:27.000 There's nothing like this on the roads.
00:13:31.000 Nothing. I like the blue stripe down the middle.
00:13:33.000 You see it?
00:13:33.000 See the blue stripe?
00:13:34.000 This is literally the only car on the road.
00:13:37.000 So I said, I need to get my Lambo back. 0.98
00:13:39.000 He needs his Ferrari back.
00:13:41.000 And next pit stop, it's the EGOT headquarters.
00:13:43.000 Nice. You were literally breaking necks.
00:13:45.000 As you drove down the high street, people don't know what it is.
00:13:48.000 It was breaking necks.
00:13:50.000 It does get less recognition than a Bugatti, though.
00:13:54.000 You could tell people are looking at it completely.
00:13:56.000 They're confused, they don't know what it is.
00:13:57.000 There's only 125 of them.
00:13:59.000 We gotta even know what it is. 0.99
00:14:00.000 That, they're like,"What the fuck is it?" If you're a real car guy, I don't know what that is. 0.98
00:14:03.000 You ain't gonna be bothered, but your blue is going on the white.
00:14:07.000 Your jacket.
00:14:09.000 Yeah, already, look.
00:14:10.000 Yeah, already, yeah.
00:14:11.000 Oh, well.
00:14:12.000 Yeah, I've broken it.
00:14:13.000 What can you do?
00:14:15.000 Alright, let's go Marriott get coffee or go home.
00:14:17.000 We're eating tonight.
00:14:23.000 It's fast but it's very stable and it's heavy and it's four wheel drive.
00:14:26.000 That's adoption.
00:14:28.000 Really quick.
00:14:35.000 Thank you.
00:15:00.000 I have no roof so I have to keep that under this roof.
00:15:03.000 I'm still alive.
00:15:19.000 I'm around.
00:15:19.000 For now.
00:15:25.000 Is that the wrist one down there?
00:15:29.000 I'm going to get my hands.
00:15:45.000 Why is this restaurant empty?
00:15:47.000 Because it doesn't open yet.
00:15:48.000 So they let us in because we're us.
00:15:51.000 So we get a preferential treatment, human trafficking.
00:15:55.000 Build this one.
00:15:55.000 Works out well, exactly.
00:15:56.000 These three are actually hand-crafted with a finish handle.
00:15:59.000 This three are from German.
00:16:00.000 You have the Porsche design, like the car that's manufactured, actually.
00:16:03.000 And the olive oil and the electric handle.
00:16:05.000 I have a plate.
00:16:05.000 This is hard to eat out of.
00:16:06.000 Yeah, I'll take it.
00:16:09.000 Tabasco and...
00:16:10.000 Do you have A1 steak sauce or brown sauce?
00:16:14.000 Do you know what that is?
00:16:15.000 Yeah, it's like a super version of the RS7.
00:16:17.000 That's how I feel.
00:16:21.000 More justice.
00:16:23.000 Thanks, bro.
00:16:24.000 Thank you.
00:16:26.000 Can you get my door?
00:16:28.000 Sure. What about the car behind you?
00:16:43.000 What a shot!
00:16:46.000 Screws are in the first aid kit.
00:16:48.000 I think the Allen key is in there too.
00:16:51.000 Press my bag quick.
00:16:53.000 And then when you're done, double press this button to close the door.
00:17:01.000 Actually no, I'll move it when it's done.
00:17:03.000 Alright. Who's drinking?
00:17:12.000 Anyone drink it?
00:17:13.000 Sparkling water, red balls.
00:17:15.000 Just down it, no no, just down it. 0.98
00:17:27.000 No no, just down it.
00:17:29.000 We'll leave you here.
00:17:31.000 Nice. We'll leave you to be sick and then choke on your own teeth. 1.00
00:17:41.000 That way you can die properly. 1.00
00:17:43.000 I'm not gonna do it. 0.74
00:17:45.000 You're impressed with the fire.
00:17:47.000 You're impressed with the fire.
00:17:49.000 He's alive.
00:17:51.000 Just about.
00:17:53.000 This time.
00:17:53.000 This time.
00:17:55.000 You were going too far.
00:17:57.000 I was actually going too fast.
00:17:59.000 Next time I'm gonna go faster.
00:18:01.000 Next time I'm gonna go faster.
00:18:03.000 I can't stop.
00:18:34.000 The human trafficking truck.
00:18:35.000 This is my human rights!
00:18:36.000 There's no human rights in this house! 0.99
00:18:38.000 Move, fat Romanian! 1.00
00:18:40.000 Black cow! 1.00
00:18:41.000 Fuck you! 1.00
00:18:41.000 Honky ass! 1.00
00:18:42.000 Cracker ass! 1.00
00:18:43.000 Brokey! Brokey! 1.00
00:18:44.000 Brokey! Everyone black! 1.00
00:18:47.000 What? Is it true going to college doesn't guarantee us a good job? 0.97
00:18:51.000 Correct! Correct!
00:18:54.000 Okay, no fat in this conversation.
00:18:55.000 Well, I can tell you that inflation has doubled in the last 40 years, while the price of college...
00:18:59.000 That's quadruple.
00:19:00.000 And this is what's actually dangerous to society as a whole.
00:19:03.000 As inflation continues to destroy everybody's wage, people are getting more and more desperate.
00:19:07.000 The average salary of a graduate with a four-year degree was actually more in 1982 than it is today. 0.95
00:19:13.000 That is the underlying reason why everything is fucked. 0.98
00:19:17.000 So you're saying college is a waste of time? 1.00
00:19:19.000 Correct. I'm just saying not all knowledge comes from college, and there's lots of ways to get educated.
00:19:24.000 That is why I'm opening a portal to the real world.
00:19:32.000 I will teach you how to make money online.
00:19:34.000 You can escape the matrix.
00:19:35.000 You can be geographically free.