Tate Speech - February 06, 2024


The Journey to Wudan Mountain Part 2 | Tate Confidential Ep 214


Episode Stats

Length

15 minutes

Words per Minute

130.44614

Word Count

1,998

Sentence Count

311

Misogynist Sentences

13

Hate Speech Sentences

14


Summary

In this episode, the guys talk about the worst booze in the world: Palenka. They discuss the pros and cons of drinking it in the middle of the morning, and how to deal with it in a traditional Romanian church service. Also, the boys talk about what it's like riding in a bulletproof car with six other people on board, and the weirdest thing they've ever done with a gun on a train. And, of course, there's a surprise at the end of the episode that will make you want to get your own bulletproof jacket. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! We'll be picking one lucky winner at random who leaves a review to win a FREE place on the next Shreddin8 program! Thank you so much for listening and supporting the podcast, we really appreciate it. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Please rate, review, and spread the word to your friends about this podcast! XOXO, Justin, Alex, Bailey, and Justin. xoxo, Justin and Alex. Xoxo XO, Alex and Justin xo, Alex and Bailey ( ) & Bailey ( - Justin and Bailey. ( ). Brad and Brad and Bailey ( ) . Alex ( ) - . Brad & Bailey - ( ) & Bailey ( ) - ( ( . ) ( ) ( , ) ( ), , and Marcel ( & ) & Marcel ( ) , ) and ... Jake ( ) // Justin ( ) : ( ) and Alex ( . ) & ( ) are joined by @ ( ) is ( ) with a guest ( ) in the first half of the podcast ( ) to discuss the episode ( ) on the second half of this episode ( . ) and ( ) Is it a good one? The other half is Is it good? ( ) or is it bad or bad? ? Can it be better than the other half? (?) Will it be good or not? (?) Is it bad? ( ] is it good or bad??


Transcript

00:00:00.000 What time does yours say?
00:00:16.000 Mine's set wrong, no doubt.
00:00:17.000 No, mine's ten minutes past eight.
00:00:23.000 You know what Pooset is, don't you?
00:00:27.000 My favorite, the Palenka.
00:00:31.000 That is definitely Palenka.
00:00:35.000 I might have to drive today.
00:00:36.000 It's a bad idea. Nice.
00:00:42.000 No, it's horrible. I'd rather eat the cup.
00:00:46.000 That's the worst booze on the planet.
00:00:49.000 No, I saw the cups.
00:00:52.000 Palenka may be the worst booze on the planet.
00:00:53.000 It might be the worst booze on the planet.
00:00:55.000 But somehow, it becomes a joke when you're in the Romanian villages and you always end up drinking it.
00:00:59.000 It is funny. Because I hate this shit.
00:01:00.000 I truly do. Really?
00:01:02.000 It's like with beer or wine.
00:01:04.000 You just need to find the right wine.
00:01:05.000 What'd you say, bro? Oh, you don't know the code.
00:01:07.000 Yeehaw. Pour the shit.
00:01:09.000 Get the fuck out of here. He doesn't give a shit.
00:01:11.000 I don't give a fuck. He's not complaining that he hates it.
00:01:14.000 He's just making it as a matter of fact.
00:01:15.000 He's just saying it's disgusting. And you know what I will say?
00:01:17.000 I've lived in Romania eight years now.
00:01:19.000 I've drank a lot of Palenka. I will say that it doesn't grow on you.
00:01:23.000 Whiskey grows on you. Like, I like the taste of whiskey.
00:01:25.000 Yeah, acquired. Palinka is not the acquired taste.
00:01:28.000 It always tastes like this.
00:01:29.000 Absolute trash. Cheers, bro. You know what?
00:01:31.000 Cheers. That horse's ass smells better than this alcohol.
00:01:33.000 Wow. Nobody else?
00:01:36.000 All right, we'll get fishin' out the first one.
00:01:41.000 Whoa! I'm needing Jesus this morning, bro.
00:01:43.000 We're going to church drinking palenka.
00:01:45.000 So, this is the Romanian way.
00:01:47.000 Yeah. Don't shit on my traditions, you American scum.
00:01:51.000 Village practice.
00:01:53.000 Palenka church. Village practice.
00:01:56.000 No, that is actually how they do it.
00:01:58.000 🎵 Bailey, you've missed out.
00:02:16.000 In this perfect setting, I'm telling you, two shots of Palenka hits.
00:02:20.000 I don't want any more Palenka.
00:02:21.000 It's 9 o'clock in the morning.
00:02:23.000 But two shots of Palenka gives you a nice morning buzz.
00:02:26.000 You're missing out. T, absolutely not.
00:02:27.000 No way. No, Justin, no, no.
00:02:33.000 I'm not having Palenka.
00:02:35.000 I said two shots!
00:02:37.000 Three is the lucky number, guys.
00:02:39.000 Good morning. Two shots of Palenka.
00:02:45.000 Good morning. This is fucking horrible.
00:02:50.000 The donkey quit on us.
00:02:52.000 And he left with the fucking Palenka.
00:02:55.000 And we're in the middle of some field.
00:02:57.000 No, fuck that. I'm getting the Palenka.
00:03:00.000 What do you mean?
00:03:03.000 That's the least of our warriors.
00:03:05.000 We're in the middle of nowhere. If we're going to sit out here in the middle of nowhere...
00:03:08.000 Now hear me out. With my security guards, there's two seats in that car.
00:03:14.000 And there's six men here.
00:03:16.000 So, you guys all fight to death for the extra seat.
00:03:22.000 The guy with the gun is definitely winning.
00:03:28.000 Bailey, you're going to have to sit in somebody's lap.
00:03:31.000 And that's Alex. Come on, Bailey.
00:03:35.000 Let's go! Nice.
00:04:06.000 Nice. How much?
00:04:09.000 One bullet. One bullet.
00:04:11.000 Bulletproof is here.
00:04:13.000 Now we're talking.
00:04:19.000 Hey, hey, hey.
00:04:20.000 Now we're talking.
00:04:21.000 Now we're talking.
00:04:22.000 Well, the thing is, you know, lots of billionaires have private planes and all that kind of stuff,
00:04:28.000 the fancy supercars, the big guys, and as a billionaire I thought I'd up the game a little bit.
00:04:33.000 So I now take private trains everywhere.
00:04:36.000 There's no guests on this train.
00:04:37.000 It's just me and my people. My train.
00:04:40.000 That's how I roll. I'm Romanian now.
00:04:47.000 Would she like one?
00:04:51.000 I asked her and she said, what is it?
00:04:53.000 Six, please. Not five.
00:04:56.000 T, no one wants palinka.
00:04:58.000 Absolutely no one. Where are we?
00:05:00.000 We're in Romania. In a traditional...
00:05:02.000 I don't know.
00:05:03.000 Romanian restaurant. Okay.
00:05:07.000 What's your point? He's trying to upset me with hot chocolate, so I'm switching it back to Romanian.
00:05:13.000 Marcel, what have you done? A nice, calming, soothing twist in Romania.
00:05:25.000 Yeah, he agrees with me. What did I say?
00:05:27.000 What did he say? Fucking no, bro.
00:05:29.000 Does anyone know? You have to say, yes, this is it.
00:05:32.000 This is it, like Michael Jackson's last score.
00:05:35.000 Some make it like 60, 70 degrees.
00:05:36.000 Those are strong. This is like 50, 55.
00:05:39.000 Marcel, I was super cold before I drank that.
00:05:40.000 Now I feel really warm, so...
00:05:42.000 It's your booze blanket.
00:05:45.000 We make it from our apples. It's apples.
00:05:47.000 Great. It's disgusting as well.
00:05:57.000 Everything's gross. Yeah, from the grown man that wore hot chocolate.
00:06:03.000 You okay with that?
00:06:05.000 It is what it is.
00:06:06.000 I hear it. It's remaining.
00:06:08.000 I can't see Tristan is like the zoo similar
00:06:23.000 Civilization II. So when you'd start off, you had your little civilization and you didn't want to go to war because your army wasn't that big.
00:06:29.000 So you could do trade deals or do peace deals with people.
00:06:32.000 So I'd do peace deals with like the French and the English and the Vatican because you had a peace and you could not worry about that border.
00:06:39.000 If they start getting mad at you, they'd send their emissary and their emissary would be like, we are a little unhappy with our trade agreement.
00:06:46.000 And you knew in the next couple turns they were going to attack and you could be prepared for it.
00:06:49.000 You do peace deals with them. You never did peace deals with the Zulu.
00:06:53.000 Because the Zulu would say whatever they wanted.
00:06:56.000 It's fine, yeah, we're great.
00:06:58.000 And then the next minute they invaded your whole border.
00:07:00.000 Without warning, without an emissary, in the game.
00:07:03.000 Zulus were uninteresting.
00:07:05.000 You couldn't do these games. Of all games I've ever been interested in playing, that would be the most interesting.
00:07:11.000 Interesting. Don't do deals with Tristan.
00:07:16.000 He said just that. Interesting.
00:07:18.000 He's the Zulu. This is how it goes.
00:07:21.000 Marcella stuff. Fall into the trap.
00:07:24.000 You should just go to war with them instantly and annihilate them because there's no point.
00:07:28.000 Good luck. So, what's good?
00:07:31.000 It was absolutely wonderful.
00:07:32.000 Thank you. You better hope and pray.
00:07:59.000 Because if he finds out what you said about him, I'm not, listen, you've been my friend for a long time, but I'm not looking to get to a fight where I'm definitely going to die alongside you.
00:08:11.000 Normally I would, against any other man.
00:08:13.000 If anyone else came for you, I'd die with you.
00:08:15.000 Road dogs for life, day one.
00:08:17.000 But when Ted...
00:08:18.000 You better hope and pray.
00:08:24.000 My gut tells me that buying windshield wiper fluid from the gas station is not a good idea.
00:08:28.000 Why? I don't know.
00:08:30.000 It's a Romanian gas station.
00:08:32.000 There's no way it's a good idea. It's supposed to be acid, is it?
00:08:35.000 Romanians are cheap. At worst case, it's just going to be plain water.
00:08:39.000 Lying to be something else.
00:08:40.000 They're not going to make it anything more dangerous or better than what it's supposed to be.
00:08:45.000 I just clean my own windscreen.
00:08:46.000 You see that? People think I'm not a man of the people.
00:08:49.000 They go, oh, he's a billionaire. Must live this privileged life.
00:08:51.000 I clean my own windscreen sometimes on my one of 200 Audi, Audi, Kia, RS7, one of my 54 supercars.
00:08:57.000 I'm a man of the people. Yeah, but fire's warm. It's very cold.
00:10:09.000 It's very cold. So I need to make a very big fire?
00:10:15.000 There is no size of fire at which I will look and say, that fire's too big.
00:10:20.000 Someone might get burned.
00:10:21.000 Tristan might get burned.
00:10:23.000 I think I'll give a solitary fuck.
00:10:25.000 I am the fire. I will build the fire so large that our problem is only that we are too long.
00:10:31.000 Too hot. Maybe dead.
00:10:34.000 There's a lot of trees around here.
00:10:35.000 Have you noticed on the way in? Plenty of wood.
00:10:38.000 Also, we've got enough ice to put the shit out in here.
00:10:40.000 That's right. Me and Marcel, we've got ice, so it's fine.
00:10:42.000 You know, if there's any problems. Can we see your one?
00:10:52.000 I don't like either. I don't like either. I have to avoid drinking.
00:11:09.000 The saxophone made one, and it's interesting.
00:11:12.000 Do you have the enchanted amulet?
00:11:14.000 Yeah, I do. Has first seen it yet?
00:11:16.000 I have not. Maybe if you display the enchanted amulet, he'll understand why you can't drink.
00:11:22.000 He's scared to hug his necklace all night.
00:11:25.000 See, that's how you know he didn't go to the mage.
00:11:28.000 Sorry. Sorry, bro.
00:11:31.000 You don't get it. It's cool.
00:11:32.000 You're just scared to have a drink. Did you go to the Encharting Forest?
00:11:35.000 Yes, I did. Did you find it?
00:11:36.000 The Saxophone mage. And then did you go to the merchant?
00:11:40.000 Yes. And get the oracle?
00:11:43.000 Yes. I did all those things.
00:11:47.000 No, you didn't. I put him there.
00:11:51.000 Where's your holy point, sir?
00:11:54.000 Lichtenstein Castle, where the elves hum at me from the forest.
00:11:57.000 I have more experience with these things than you.
00:11:59.000 I have more experience with mystic forest creatures than you do.
00:12:03.000 And you dare sit here next to me?
00:12:05.000 Because you're too scared to have a sip of beer?
00:12:08.000 I need to see your...
00:12:09.000 Where's your amulet? Used to be a somebody, Marcel.
00:12:15.000 Used to be a contender, Marcel.
00:12:21.000 You were once a name to be feared.
00:12:25.000 Oh, Marcel's coming out. Shit, Marcel.
00:12:27.000 He's gonna have to pace. Everyone's gonna have to fucking get on their game.
00:12:31.000 Stage one. Attack's the ego.
00:12:34.000 Sorry. Cheers, Marcel.
00:12:36.000 We just did a happy family cheers.
00:12:38.000 Come on, drink with us. She's already done!
00:12:40.000 Marcel, why would you insult Justin's wife?
00:12:44.000 Of all the things, first my sister, then his wife.
00:12:47.000 The ultimate insult.
00:12:49.000 Let's go.
00:12:52.000 Marcel. Drink yours and show me how it's done.
00:12:54.000 I will, but...
00:12:57.000 Let's go, Marcel.
00:12:58.000 That's perfect. You look like a gnome.
00:13:00.000 I'm actually refusing today. No.
00:13:03.000 No. That's creepy.
00:13:10.000 First full baby. To being real men, baby.
00:13:12.000 First full baby, that's your first one.
00:13:14.000 Third. It's my third!
00:13:17.000 It is, 100%. Me and him did one before you, but you started in your room.
00:13:21.000 Then we did the once again, then we did that one.
00:13:23.000 No. You said one, I'm sticking to one.
00:13:27.000 I didn't say one. Juice.
00:13:29.000 It's juice. I cannot drink it, Twister.
00:13:34.000 I cannot drink it. You have to drink yours of ourselves.
00:13:38.000 You have to drink yours anyway. Super easy.
00:13:42.000 I'm not even saying this. I'm saying to you as a non-drinker.
00:13:44.000 It's easy. It's like juice.
00:13:46.000 It's like juice. It's actually like juice, bro.
00:13:48.000 It's easy. I would admire you.
00:13:50.000 Give me a sec.
00:13:52.000 I will take another one of these.
00:13:53.000 I will take another one of these for you to drink that.
00:13:55.000 Deal? No. He'll drink another one of them if you drink that.
00:13:59.000 That sounds quite a good deal.
00:14:01.000 Very good deal. I'm not sure who's going to drink with him.
00:14:03.000 We'll work that out later. It's super easy.
00:14:05.000 That's juice. Bro, you're right.
00:14:07.000 You're right about Marcel. People do change.
00:14:08.000 People just... I know. They're just...
00:14:11.000 He spread his wings.
00:14:13.000 He flew away. He moved on.
00:14:15.000 Yeah, he's just too good for guys like us.
00:14:17.000 You want to sit around and drink for that good old time with your buddies, you know?
00:14:20.000 He's done. He's done. See?
00:14:27.000 It's like juice. Done.
00:14:32.000 You know what?
00:14:35.000 I think we should legitimately let him off the hook.
00:14:37.000 Bro, I feel like I'm actually going to throw up.
00:14:39.000 Wait. That would be gay.
00:14:41.000 You don't want to catch AIDS, do you?
00:14:44.000 Yeah, can't catch AIDS. Bro, I thought you were going to back me there.
00:14:47.000 I was so sure you had one back.
00:14:50.000 Alright. I forget my friends.
00:14:56.000 We're not your friends!
00:14:58.000 We all lied about it being freezing cold.
00:15:02.000 You're liars and charlatans.
00:15:04.000 They told me this little sob story.
00:15:06.000 It's cold outside! And then something about being gay.
00:15:09.000 Something about gay bar. And then here we are, and I'm perfectly fine.
00:15:15.000 See this? You can't even see his fucking face.
00:15:17.000 Of course you can! Out here looking like Sub-Zero.