Tate Speech - February 11, 2024


The Journey to Wudan Mountain Part 3 | Tate Confidential Ep 215


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

121.20968

Word Count

1,503

Sentence Count

159

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary

In this episode, we take a trip in the snow and talk about the cold and how it's a good thing we don't live in the big bad city of Manchester, England. We also talk about how to survive in the cold, and why you shouldn't even be scared of the cold in the first place. Also, we talk about what it's like to go dog sledding in the middle of the night in sub zero temperatures in front of a crowd of 70 year old Manchester City fans at the Etihad Stadium, and how you should never go outside in the dark, even in the dead of winter, even if it's just a little bit cold outside. We finish the episode by talking about the Cold War and how the cold makes you shiver, which makes me think of war and how cold it must be in the old days, when people died of frostbite and hypothermia in the early days of World War II, when the Russians and the Finns were fighting against the Russians in the winter, and the Russians were dying from frostbite, it must have been freezing cold. We finish off with a short story about a guy named Andrew, who is in love with his own brother, Marcel, who has been diagnosed with ASD and has been living in the city of London, and he s trying to find his place in the world. We hope you enjoy this episode and enjoy it as much as we did making it through the snow, because it's cold out there! xoxo, Andrew xxx (p.S. Sorry about the audio quality, it's not the best, we recorded in this episode. Sorry for the background music in this one, sorry about the background noise, we had to edit it out of the episode, it'll get better next week, but we re going to get better in the next one, we re trying to improve it next time, we hope you can hear it better next time. - I know it gets better, we ll see you next week. xo - Andrew xo - Jake xxx - Jake - The Iceman , - Chris - The Cold War - The Realest Man in the Real World - The Cribby - The Lonely Planet - The White House - The Good Life - The Boys - The Bad, The Good, the Good, The Bad and The Bad And The Queen - The Warm, The Cold, The Great, The Ugly


Transcript

00:00:00.000 So basically... Basically what?
00:00:19.000 Basically, we're dog sledding.
00:00:22.000 Because it's always been a dream.
00:00:24.000 The thing is with me is I do a lot of charity work in my life.
00:00:27.000 And I work with a foundation called the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
00:00:31.000 And just a few years ago I met a small black child with retardation.
00:00:37.000 And he looked me up in the eyes.
00:00:41.000 And this child, Marcel, said it's always been a dream of mine to go dog sledding.
00:00:49.000 So I thought, you know what?
00:00:51.000 Fuck Marcel. I'll do it in front of him and not let him go No!
00:00:54.000 No!
00:00:54.000 No!
00:00:55.000 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:00:56.000 It's time to bust a hole in the stadium so you can see the night lives of 70 years of
00:01:08.000 Manchester City fans.
00:01:11.000 Good luck when you go in to get your tickets.
00:01:16.000 What do you have left?
00:01:21.000 Ahhh oh yeah okay good luck Ahhhh Alex have a shot of booze with me.
00:01:45.000 I've taken you on a nice vacation.
00:01:47.000 You can't have a single shot of booze with me.
00:01:48.000 It's cold. Okay, let's do it.
00:01:51.000 He's a shit guy. What you can expect.
00:01:54.000 So Alex, the other Alex is joining us as well, right?
00:01:57.000 Yeah, I drank a shot with you as well.
00:02:02.000 How many you drink? One.
00:02:03.000 You have another one? Okay, sure.
00:02:07.000 If you want your Lambo, of course.
00:02:09.000 If you want to make it off this mountain alive.
00:02:12.000 If you want to see your family again.
00:02:15.000 It's actually real.
00:02:17.000 Let me give you an example. A historical example.
00:02:20.000 1912, the Titanic sinks, yes?
00:02:22.000 Very few people were pulled from the water.
00:02:24.000 I don't remember the exact number, but it's like all the people were pulled from the water after the...
00:02:28.000 Which ship rescued it?
00:02:30.000 The Carpathia? Whichever ship rescued the Titanic survivors, everybody who survived who was pulled from the icy water had one thing in common.
00:02:38.000 What was it? Drunk.
00:02:39.000 Drunk. Every single person.
00:02:41.000 Blood alcohol level. Stops your blood and organs from freezing.
00:02:46.000 That's booze, Marcel.
00:02:48.000 Maybe they were just so drunk they forgot to drown or freeze.
00:02:50.000 Can increase your teeth in the blood.
00:02:52.000 Yeah, Ken and Christian Chi, but Marcel has no Chi.
00:02:55.000 I can't even do that, look.
00:02:58.000 Told you, it's Black Kenny McCormick, South Park.
00:03:03.000 I'm gonna get my new Porsche.
00:03:28.000 What is this Danish shit?
00:03:35.000 What is this Danish shit?
00:03:38.000 What the fuck you doing?
00:03:41.000 Working.
00:03:42.000 It's cold.
00:03:46.000 What do you mean it's cold? Are you scared of the cold?
00:03:50.000 I don't like the cold very much, no.
00:03:51.000 What's wrong with you? I am the cold.
00:03:54.000 Andrew, it's a fucking cold world.
00:03:55.000 Isn't this what we preach? Isn't it?
00:03:59.000 It's a cold world.
00:04:00.000 It's hard being a man. So what you need to do in the fucking cold is to stay in the fucking cold.
00:04:06.000 What's wrong with my brother? Is he gay?
00:04:09.000 Is that so? Champions diet, cigarette and coffee.
00:04:13.000 Of course. Of course.
00:04:15.000 You split the string.
00:04:17.000 I'm tired of myself.
00:04:45.000 You're next to Vali, you're next to Alex, yeah?
00:04:47.000 And you're trying to sleep, right?
00:04:50.000 So you're trying to sleep with men.
00:04:53.000 You see this? Marcel, caught on camera, sleeping with men.
00:04:58.000 No, you were trying to sleep with them, but they didn't want to sleep with you back.
00:05:01.000 Ha ha ha.
00:05:02.000 You're not going to sleep with me.
00:05:33.000 Didn't do much snowmobiling.
00:05:35.000 Turns out minus 20 is actually cold.
00:05:37.000 You wouldn't believe that. So you're on a snowmobile with wind in your face.
00:05:40.000 It's freezing. And I can never be out in the cold without for some reason thinking of war.
00:05:47.000 Especially the Russo-Finno War, where the Russians and the Finnish were fighting in the early stages of World War II. There's so many people who've died of frostbite, and when the Finns or the Russians are dying of frostbite, it must be cold.
00:05:59.000 But basically all of World War II, even the current war in Ukraine-Russia right now, you can't just light a campfire because a drone's gonna blow you up.
00:06:06.000 So imagine sitting there in a ditch, freezing cold, too cold to even pull the trigger on your gun, dreaming of the day you get to go home because some politician decided to send you to die for a war that you don't even truly understand, shivering, hoping for nothing more than a hot meal.
00:06:23.000 And then you hear some feminists say, life's harder for a girl, I have to get hair extensions.
00:06:28.000 Bro, the world's such a fucking mess.
00:06:31.000 So yeah, cold reminds me of war, and it makes me glad I'm not in those type of wars, and I'm only in a different type of war, because although I am fighting the Matrix for humanity and for the soul...
00:06:42.000 souls of the young men of Earth, at least I have heating.
00:06:47.000 So no more snowmobiles.
00:06:49.000 Gee.
00:07:14.000 I don't see any road.
00:07:16.000 I'm looking around before anyone's here.
00:07:22.000 T was sleeping. He was caught in 4K. I don't sleep.
00:07:26.000 You were sleeping, T. I caught you.
00:07:30.000 I don't seem to land. It's just a trap, man.
00:07:32.000 Girls only.
00:07:34.000 You were sleeping with men.
00:07:36.000 Give you what?
00:07:52.000 Family.
00:07:53.000 No.
00:07:55.000 Gold digger. It's like two dollars.
00:07:59.000 I can't believe it.
00:08:00.000 Gold digger's not allowed.
00:08:01.000 You can't have two dollars.
00:08:07.000 You're a self-made billionaire.
00:08:09.000 I'm not a self-made fool. Little road sodas.
00:08:15.000 Marcel, one dark beer.
00:08:17.000 Alex, get one. Come on boys, road beers. Crack them open!
00:08:36.000 Let's get crackalack!
00:08:40.000 Woo! You got any smokes?
00:08:49.000 Oh, fuck yeah, we got smokes.
00:08:51.000 Sorry, what's my name? Bro, the beer's good, right?
00:08:55.000 It's like food. I know, it's really good.
00:08:56.000 It's my favorite beer. Oh, shit!
00:09:01.000 And you took my smokes.
00:09:03.000 No. Alex, do you have smokes?
00:09:04.000 You mean cigarettes? Huh?
00:09:06.000 Alex, do you have cigarettes? You're officially my hero.
00:09:08.000 I have your cigarettes. You have my cigarettes.
00:09:10.000 You know what? I called you a gold-digging stupid bitch.
00:09:15.000 Earlier in the supermarket.
00:09:16.000 And I would like to apologize.
00:09:19.000 Okay? I'd like to apologize.
00:09:21.000 You're actually not a gold digger.
00:09:24.000 Thank you.
00:09:25.000 Because I ask you 10 lei?
00:09:27.000 Elite hydration.
00:09:53.000 Anyone who thinks that Capri Suns are not for gangsters can come say it to my fucking face.
00:09:57.000 can face.
00:09:59.000 Top G. Remember when you were a kid and you badly wanted a Capri Sun?
00:10:05.000 Everyone's been through that series of events.
00:10:08.000 Everyone's lived that story where you're a kid and you get a Capri Sun and you're super happy.
00:10:11.000 Or you go over to your friend's house and they have Capri Suns in the fridge because their parents were rich and your parents made you drink government juice, otherwise known as tap water.
00:10:19.000 And they managed to have like Capri Suns and Pringles in the cupboard.
00:10:23.000 And you'd have that one friend who was rich and you're like, why don't you just eat all this stuff all the time?
00:10:27.000 He's like, oh, I don't really want it.
00:10:28.000 I'm like, what do you mean you don't want it? It's there in the cupboard.
00:10:30.000 You can just grab it. My house had nothing.
00:10:33.000 No food, no Capri Suns, nothing.
00:10:36.000 We had enough food for my mom to prepare and cook a meal.
00:10:39.000 You couldn't touch any ingredient because that's all that existed.
00:10:41.000 And if you touch anything, you got whooped.
00:10:43.000 I remember one of my friends used to have a whole fridge full of Capri Suns and he barely drank them because he was a spoiled little white boy.
00:10:50.000 Anyway, I remember thinking when I was a child, when I grow up, I'm going to drink Capri Suns all the time.
00:10:55.000 And then I grew up and became a billionaire!
00:10:58.000 And I don't drink enough Capri Suns.
00:11:01.000 All in all, considering how many I can afford, I don't really drink that many.
00:11:06.000 So perhaps...
00:11:07.000 Ah, shit, I just worked out why I don't drink Capri Suns.
00:11:12.000 I just remembered why I stopped drinking them as often as I did.
00:11:17.000 Do you know why? Why?
00:11:19.000 Because even though perhaps the straw is...
00:11:24.000 Perhaps a Capri Sun is the most straw intensive drink you can possibly buy.
00:11:31.000 There are so many other drinks you can buy where the straw is not essential.
00:11:35.000 Not only for consumption, but to access the product.
00:11:39.000 The straw is the most essential point of a Capri Sun because without it you can't get to the Capri Sun and you cannot consume the Capri Sun.
00:11:46.000 That is not true for cans.
00:11:48.000 That's not true for bottles.
00:11:50.000 I can't think of another drink that's literally true for.
00:11:52.000 And they've still replaced the straw with a paper one, which fails.
00:11:59.000 Why didn't Capri Sun keep plastic straws?
00:12:01.000 Now my heart's broken. I remember now.
00:12:04.000 You gotta sink the turtle. I remember the patrol.
00:12:06.000 FUCK THE TURTLES! Ninja Turtles are fine.
00:12:12.000 Those are the only ones that matter. Ninja Turtle ain't getting busts up by no straw.
00:12:17.000 Bro. A straw intensive beverage like the Capri Sun sold out to the globalist agenda.
00:12:23.000 Turning all the frogs gay.