Tate Speech - July 24, 2022


THE LONGEST FLIGHT IN HISTORY | Tate Confidential Ep. 91

Topics
Chad Mann's stuff hedge funds
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Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
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Luke Andrew Vegas Tristan Krispy Kreme Chad Mann Caseman Mexico Parker Talos Angel Kevin Gucci Tony
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21 minutes

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3,495

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604

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7

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65

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Tristan is stuck at the airport waiting for his case to be picked up by his case man Tristan. Luke and Andrew are stranded in San Francisco waiting for a free flight to Las Vegas. They decide to try and figure out how to get the case to the airport, but first they need to figure out if they can drink enough alcohol to survive 26 hours in the sky. Will they be able to drink enough to survive the long haul flight? Will they survive the booze? Will they even make it to the gate in time to make it back to the plane in time for their scheduled arrival time of 7:30am? Can they make it in time or will they get lost in the chaos of the San Francisco airport waiting to pick up their case? Will it be too late to get their case before the plane arrives in Vegas or will it have to wait in line to pick it up at the baggage claim area until they arrive in Las Vegas? Find out what happens when the case man can't find his case and is forced to wait on the t the other side of the airport to collect it. Join us as we try to figure it out and see if we can get our case on the plane before it's time to board the plane and make it home. Thanks for listening and share this episode with your friends and family! XOXO, The Talos Crew Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Music by Zapsplat. Theme by PSOV Music and Music by Jeff Kaustubo and the rest of the crew at Sisyphus by SONGSound.co.nz Thank you for listening to this episode and thank you so much for supporting the podcast for making this podcast and supporting us and all the love and support and support the podcast. Thank you and sending us all the support and love you're a lot of love, we really appreciate you. . xoxo, Luke and Tristan Thanks, Andrew, Luke, and Andrew, and the guys at the podcast, and thanks for making it so much love, thank you for supporting us so much, we appreciate you, so much and appreciate you all so much. , and thank you, and appreciate all the attention and support you're being so much of your support and respect and support, and so much more, we're going to keep coming back.

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00:00:02.000 Would you rather boo straight under Tristan or fight straight under me? 0.98
00:00:06.000 Make a choice right here, right now.
00:00:08.000 That's rough.
00:00:09.000 It's a good one.
00:00:10.000 I think I'm gonna check that.
00:00:31.000 I'm gonna check that.
00:00:32.000 Hold on now, because he is case man.
00:00:44.000 Hi, Caseman. We found out Tristan's Caseman.
00:00:47.000 Me and Luke were always bag men.
00:00:49.000 Yep, always been bag men. 0.95
00:00:50.000 Tristan's a caseman.
00:00:51.000 And now he has to collect his case halfway through our free flight adventure.
00:00:56.000 Moved his case, check in his case.
00:00:59.000 Nice carry my bag. Yep.
00:01:00.000 Nice bag. Nice bag.
00:01:02.000 Well, Luke doesn't have any stuff.
00:01:03.000 I have stuff. No excuse.
00:01:06.000 He does have stuff. I have stuff.
00:01:08.000 Whatever. He just doesn't need the ground to carry his stuff for him.
00:01:12.000 Yeah, I've got muscles. Yeah.
00:01:14.000 He has legs. So I carry my own stuff.
00:01:18.000 Ah, nice. Put the case on.
00:01:19.000 Yeah, you put your little case on.
00:01:20.000 Yeah. Watch it disappear.
00:01:23.000 Alright. That would be funny.
00:01:25.000 That would get you all your stuff disappearing because you wouldn't carry it yourself.
00:01:29.000 I admit you couldn't beat the case.
00:01:33.000 I admit it. We're going to jail because you couldn't beat the case.
00:01:38.000 It doesn't make any sense. You are a case man.
00:01:40.000 You are a case man. I like being bad, man.
00:01:46.000 It's nice. I don't care.
00:01:49.000 I have my stuff with me.
00:01:51.000 Yeah, you say that now. Wait till you're in San Fran.
00:01:53.000 Exactly. You say that now.
00:01:55.000 After moving around San Fran airport with the hobos, waiting in lines, trying to find your case and move your case. 0.98
00:02:03.000 Probably some shit around your case by then. 0.97
00:02:05.000 I'm first class and I'm waiting in line. 0.99
00:02:08.000 No one can take my stuff from me.
00:02:09.000 You have to wait for your case. Case man's stuff's already been taken.
00:02:16.000 It's gone now. It's gone wrong.
00:02:19.000 There it goes. Part of daylight.
00:02:20.000 Yeah, part of daylight. Sandy, should we tell Luke to move or...
00:02:24.000 Why? Why would I have to move?
00:02:30.000 Should he move? He's our cousin, isn't he?
00:02:32.000 Yeah, I'm literally a part of your family.
00:02:37.000 I don't know, didn't you legally divorce him from our family somehow?
00:02:40.000 What do you mean legally divorce him from him?
00:02:42.000 I'm not sure you're allowed in the family.
00:02:45.000 Why? Me and Andrew are more family than you are, technically.
00:02:49.000 That's true, I am a cousin. It's reserved for family.
00:02:52.000 I think you need to get lost. No, it's okay, it's okay, no.
00:02:55.000 I'll just leave. You know what? I don't want booze anyway.
00:02:57.000 Let's reconcile our family differences over a drink.
00:03:00.000 No. I don't want a booze.
00:03:03.000 Why is boozing started? We have 26 hours of flying.
00:03:06.000 Look, we have to reconcile our family differences so you can remain at the table.
00:03:09.000 It can't be a 26 hour booze fest.
00:03:10.000 Oh, can't it? There's no way we'll survive.
00:03:13.000 It can't be. Sometimes in life you just have to bite the bullet.
00:03:19.000 First class business, or first class...
00:03:22.000 Yeah, we'll go to first class.
00:03:24.000 Flights to Las Vegas shouldn't be biting the bullet.
00:03:27.000 It should be pleasant. That's why you have first class.
00:03:30.000 Yeah, right. Luke's just said you're afraid.
00:03:34.000 I didn't say that. Luke's just said you're afraid.
00:03:35.000 Three gin and tonics, three glasses of wine, 26 hours of flying.
00:03:39.000 I know, mine's completely good. 26 hours of flying and Luke's saying, oh, the Talos is scared to keep drinking because he has 26 more hours in the sky.
00:03:45.000 Luke's challenged you to a booze straightener.
00:03:48.000 I've never lost a challenge yet. A booze straightener.
00:03:50.000 I haven't challenged you at all.
00:03:51.000 Would you rather booze straightener Tristan or fight straightener me?
00:03:56.000 Make a choice right here, right now.
00:03:58.000 That's raw. That's a good one.
00:04:00.000 We don't have gloves for the fucking real straightener. 0.98
00:04:03.000 Nope, no gloves. I'd have to go with... 0.99
00:04:05.000 I feel like the fight straightener would be too easy.
00:04:07.000 You'd knock him out too quick. With me, you'd be 22 hours in.
00:04:12.000 Can't walk. He's throwing up on himself.
00:04:18.000 That is what would happen.
00:04:20.000 I feel like the amount of pain may be similar.
00:04:25.000 What does G&T stand for?
00:04:28.000 Good and time.
00:04:31.000 It's danceful. It does. This isn't first class.
00:04:34.000 It is. It's first class.
00:04:37.000 Luke, you're flying first class.
00:04:38.000 This is real first class. Do you remember on Take Confidential when you had a big deal about being in crappy business class that wasn't real business class?
00:04:43.000 This is real. Well, the first two, the first two, uh, the first flight for four hours is fake business class.
00:04:49.000 So you can do your warm-up drinks there.
00:04:51.000 And then we've got 15 hours of real business.
00:04:52.000 I don't need warm-up drinks. Real first class.
00:04:54.000 I don't need eight drinks. First class, second class.
00:04:57.000 Andrew, three more GMTs? Three more.
00:04:59.000 Luke, go get them. Three more good times, please.
00:05:02.000 Here's a junior card. Three more good times, please.
00:05:04.000 Let's take a bullet. Look at the booze. 0.99
00:05:06.000 I want to sit at the family table.
00:05:08.000 Something disappointing is family.
00:05:12.000 So, first of all, this is very, very, very nice.
00:05:15.000 And you guys are telling me this isn't even real.
00:05:17.000 No, this is good business class.
00:05:18.000 It's not a bit of good business class. No, this is very, very nice.
00:05:21.000 No, there's Betta. Our next place is Betta's place. 0.80
00:05:23.000 He literally took our bags and put them on.
00:05:25.000 And still you took it away. And he hung up our jacket.
00:05:27.000 And then he offered us champagne.
00:05:28.000 Yes, I know. What do you mean obvious?
00:05:33.000 Do you not know physics? Does planes still take off without champagne, dumbass? 1.00
00:05:36.000 If the three people in front don't have enough bubbles in their system, it doesn't get enough lift. 0.99
00:05:41.000 That's not real. That's what happens.
00:05:43.000 That's not what happens. To make sure the front of the plane isn't too heavy.
00:05:49.000 That's not real. That can't be real.
00:05:51.000 He literally offered to put our bags out.
00:05:55.000 He put your bag away.
00:05:56.000 For you. I know.
00:05:59.000 I'm rich. I'm not a shit puncher. 0.99
00:06:01.000 I know. But no one realized that this is a thing that can happen. 0.99
00:06:05.000 Yeah, a shit puncher can happen. 0.99
00:06:08.000 I've never done that before. 1.00
00:06:09.000 Where's my fucking champs? 0.99
00:06:13.000 Look at this. I guess I'm not tall enough, really. 1.00
00:06:16.000 No, the seat goes down to the floor.
00:06:19.000 Good luck trying to sleep.
00:06:20.000 You're a rock. You're a rock.
00:06:22.000 You're a rock. I know that.
00:06:24.000 You're a rock. Champagne is a refreshing towel.
00:06:30.000 I thought they weren't allowed to give you booze before you take off because it shakes and stuff.
00:06:36.000 Poor people are not allowed booze before they take off because of the shakes.
00:06:41.000 But rich people are...
00:06:43.000 Are they offered?
00:06:45.000 Please drink the booze.
00:06:47.000 Please. Literally. Please drink the booze.
00:06:50.000 What would you like to drink before we take off?
00:06:53.000 That's what happened. He just had champagne.
00:06:57.000 What else did you say? Orange juice?
00:07:00.000 Gin and Tony. What is this?
00:07:02.000 Whiskey soda. Pineapple margarita.
00:07:05.000 They even rim the glass with salt.
00:07:08.000 You see? I do see.
00:07:10.000 It's a real margarita. So what did you order?
00:07:14.000 I ordered whatever Angel ordered.
00:07:16.000 I'm hoping there's zero booze.
00:07:18.000 You wish. Yeah, right.
00:07:20.000 So, fuck. I ordered booze of some kind. 1.00
00:07:22.000 Well, do not? I guess it'll be a surprise, I guess.
00:07:26.000 Surprise booze? Listen, Luke, you can tell you something about me.
00:07:29.000 I'm not a boozer. I can do it, but I don't really want to.
00:07:34.000 If I had to destroy myself to destroy you, I'll do it. 0.94
00:07:41.000 Mr. Mexico? Ah, it's just how I do this. 0.99
00:07:46.000 Sorry, I'm new. He's new to business.
00:07:49.000 I'm new to business. He's our cousin.
00:07:51.000 Welcome to business. Thank you.
00:07:55.000 Thank you.
00:08:07.000 People won't believe the amount of booze.
00:08:08.000 They don't understand. You know what I genuinely think happens?
00:08:15.000 I think they hear me complain.
00:08:17.000 And they think, ah, it's not even that much.
00:08:20.000 They don't understand.
00:08:22.000 Because they've never been around this caliber of men.
00:08:28.000 I don't have to sit down there.
00:08:30.000 Tristan, who's this man with us?
00:08:32.000 You know who it is. No.
00:08:35.000 I can't tell. You know exactly who it is.
00:08:38.000 You don't know who I am because you can't see my face.
00:08:40.000 No. I know who you are.
00:08:41.000 You don't know who I am. Luke knows who you are.
00:08:44.000 Everyone knows who you are. Ask who I am.
00:08:46.000 Who are you? I'm not telling you.
00:08:48.000 I know who you are.
00:08:50.000 You don't know who I am.
00:08:52.000 Right. I'm a man with no face.
00:09:02.000 I know who he is. I'm a man with no face.
00:09:04.000 Alright, I'm going to sit down. I love having my own hotel room, Tristan.
00:09:13.000 This is your hotel room, which I'm invading.
00:09:16.000 My presence. It's not a hotel room.
00:09:18.000 It's a hotel room. No, it's a hotel room.
00:09:21.000 They even have little doors.
00:09:23.000 It's a first-class room.
00:09:24.000 Tristan. Yes, I know.
00:09:26.000 Look, 4D. Yes, I know.
00:09:28.000 I'm 3A. I know they have doors.
00:09:30.000 You must be 4A. No, I'm 4B. And we're neighbors.
00:09:33.000 No, I'm 4B. I don't know what the way it works differently.
00:09:36.000 Oh, really? Anyway, this is quite cool.
00:09:39.000 Yeah, I know it is. They even have nice music here.
00:09:42.000 I know it is. I don't think they have this nice music in economy.
00:09:44.000 How can I not shut you out?
00:09:46.000 Because I've gone over the roof.
00:09:49.000 Good luck avoiding the booze, though.
00:09:51.000 I could avoid the booze. I could hide.
00:09:52.000 Thank you, Kevin.
00:09:54.000 Hit it. Ah, and I have a full rest.
00:10:03.000 You can't have whiskey and soda, please.
00:10:05.000 It's whiskey time. I've got more questions for you.
00:10:07.000 Okay. Aikido.
00:10:09.000 First class Aikido.
00:10:12.000 A little something you've been developing.
00:10:14.000 It is late, unlimited booze.
00:10:17.000 I've been eating loads.
00:10:18.000 I haven't recorded any of it.
00:10:20.000 But I've literally been trying to kill them with my food consumption.
00:10:23.000 I'm ready to eat again.
00:10:24.000 Drink the booze.
00:10:26.000 But the booze doesn't go well with the food.
00:10:27.000 I still haven't touched my martini.
00:10:29.000 Oh.
00:10:31.000 No, it's not good.
00:10:33.000 Ah.
00:10:35.000 Ah.
00:10:37.000 That's not refreshing. You must not be eating as much as me.
00:10:39.000 as much as we can.
00:10:40.000 You're out boozing them.
00:10:42.000 I'm out eating them. How much do I eat?
00:10:44.000 I'm at three afternoon teas and three main courses.
00:10:50.000 And I will continue to eat until they run out of money.
00:10:55.000 It is.
00:11:00.000 Look at Mr. Case Man, grabbing his case.
00:11:03.000 I used the case to find my bird.
00:11:06.000 I got in the car and put it on.
00:11:09.000 You don't have a driver's license do you?
00:11:12.000 You don't have a driver's license.
00:11:14.000 There should be zero and equal signs.
00:11:17.000 Mr. Case Man had to look for his case.
00:11:18.000 Had to walk through looking through the cases.
00:11:24.000 Oh is this mine? Not qualified?
00:11:28.000 I thought the airline didn't help the Earth carry the luggage forward.
00:11:30.000 It's not the Earth, it's a car!
00:11:32.000 You don't use cars? The Earth says you can get over yourself.
00:11:35.000 Do you need the backpack, Parker?
00:11:37.000 Yeah, please. We're getting pure poison.
00:11:45.000 Oh yeah, pure poison. We need to get sweet tea.
00:11:54.000 Dangerous, but this is dangerous and boring.
00:11:58.000 The ultimate combo. The ultimate combo.
00:12:00.000 I killed myself. I'm doing all the mountains.
00:12:08.000 No, Andrew, don't do it. Why?
00:12:09.000 Andrew, don't do that. I'm depressed.
00:12:11.000 Don't do what? I'm in America, my least favorite country on the planet.
00:12:14.000 We've done this just good. There's nowhere worse than the rainbow.
00:12:17.000 All this at the end of this rainbow is extreme heartburn.
00:12:21.000 Extreme heartburn, eh? Well, we can start it off with two years powdered sugar crispy green doughnuts.
00:12:27.000 Don't want one? You cut them on one bite.
00:12:30.000 Everyone wants one.
00:12:31.000 Look at this. Want one Luke?
00:12:33.000 I definitely want one. Who wouldn't want one?
00:12:35.000 Look at it. You two will live to regret this.
00:12:38.000 No. So you're scared of Krispy Kreme?
00:12:41.000 Yeah. You're scared of Krispy Kreme. There's no light at the end of this tunnel.
00:12:48.000 Can you imagine? Your brain. 0.99
00:12:51.000 Inside of your body. You use it to think.
00:12:54.000 And you think of stupid shit as you say. 1.00
00:12:56.000 Admit all that. How do I admit it? 1.00
00:13:01.000 This is true! Let me have a five hour energy please.
00:13:05.000 Luke, isn't this supposed to be one of your greatest cities?
00:13:08.000 San Francisco. No, I told you guys.
00:13:10.000 This airport looks like a man's ass. 1.00
00:13:14.000 I forgot that he is respecting shopping. 1.00
00:13:16.000 Yeah, I thought it would be a Gucci store or something.
00:13:18.000 No! Christian has a brain. 1.00
00:13:31.000 He uses to think of words and he says the words.
00:13:34.000 That's why. That's what happens every day.
00:13:40.000 I have one. I have just one.
00:13:42.000 Just one. It's one I thought.
00:13:44.000 Give up. Justin, look at it.
00:13:46.000 It's squishy. That weighs extreme bites.
00:13:48.000 All different flavors together.
00:13:49.000 They look like poison. Oh, just because they look like poison, they're not nutritious and delicious.
00:13:54.000 They might be just using it to...
00:13:56.000 It looks like a poisonous thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:14:02.000 If an animal was that color, I wouldn't go near it.
00:14:06.000 You would not go near it.
00:14:08.000 This is the greatest country in the world.
00:14:10.000 And you're doing it wrong. Don't read the ingredients.
00:14:14.000 Tristan, stop reading the ingredients of the things I drink.
00:14:17.000 Total fat, 0%.
00:14:18.000 Total sodium, 0% of your daily value.
00:14:22.000 Total sugars, 48 grams, 96% of your recommended diet.
00:14:28.000 Tristan, don't you want some?
00:14:31.000 It's delicious and nutritious.
00:14:33.000 96% of your recommended diet.
00:14:34.000 Tristan, even burn. How do Americans eat this stuff?
00:14:37.000 Have some. Take it, I don't want it.
00:14:39.000 So Tristan's just going to drink water.
00:14:40.000 Yes. So they already told me I'm not going to have my mask on as a federal offense.
00:14:44.000 I've already been approached for being told there's a federal offense to not have my mask on, so this is how I wear my mask now.
00:14:48.000 I'm going to wear my mask. America is officially the worst country in the world. 0.93
00:14:52.000 Look at this airport. This is San Francisco. 0.95
00:14:53.000 I thought this was a big country. I've been all over the world.
00:14:56.000 I've been to 72 countries. I was in Sudan.
00:14:58.000 I was in Chisinau, Moldova, and they had a nicer airport than this.
00:15:01.000 I just came from Doha.
00:15:03.000 I was shopping at Gucci and drinking champagne. 1.00
00:15:05.000 Now I'm eating airheads with a fucking root beer. 1.00
00:15:07.000 I thought this country was rich. 1.00
00:15:08.000 It's all dirty. It's all old. 0.97
00:15:10.000 It's crap. There's nothing nice. 1.00
00:15:12.000 The whole place is crap. 1.00
00:15:13.000 And if you take your mask off, they're gonna shoot you. 1.00
00:15:17.000 The worst country in the world. 0.99
00:15:20.000 I'm never coming here again.
00:15:22.000 I've got 10 or 11 million dollars.
00:15:23.000 I'm not that rich. But what kind of pussy would I be if I'd be scared to lose one of my millions? 0.99
00:15:29.000 I have 11. Now I have 10. 1.00
00:15:30.000 If I'm not contributing towards the destruction of hedge funds.
00:15:36.000 This is the thing. This is the problem with millionaires nowadays.
00:15:38.000 They're such pussies. I have 11 million. 1.00
00:15:41.000 They put it in hedge funds.
00:15:43.000 They put it in hedge funds.
00:15:47.000 I'm not stupid.
00:15:50.000 I got 11 million, right? Let me tell you something.
00:15:52.000 My life would be exactly the same if I had 5 million. 0.99
00:15:54.000 So if I had to lose 6 million to destroy Wall Street, I'm ready to fucking go. 1.00
00:15:58.000 Fuck them. Fuck them all. 1.00
00:15:59.000 These people on Reddit are geniuses. 1.00
00:16:01.000 They're geniuses. And this GameStop thing is genius.
00:16:04.000 If you actually look at it and read what they've done, it's pure genius.
00:16:07.000 It is pure genius. And what they're doing on all these other stocks, and they're going to war with hedge funds.
00:16:11.000 Have you seen their open letter? They made a letter to CNBC, who was saying bad things about them, saying, we want to see lost porn. 0.66
00:16:17.000 I'm tired of my account going to zero, and I have to give hand jobs at Wendy's.
00:16:20.000 You get bailed out.
00:16:21.000 We're taking you all down.
00:16:24.000 I'm in! I'm in!
00:16:25.000 This is official, isn't it? I'm in for six mil.
00:16:28.000 Twitter, tell me what to do.
00:16:30.000 Tell me what to buy. I'm cashing 6 mil of crypto.
00:16:33.000 We're going in 6 mil.
00:16:34.000 We're going to take out hedge funds. What kind of man would I be if I didn't go to war with a hedge fund?
00:16:40.000 This is the most fun I've had in years.
00:16:42.000 It's super fun. This is one of the funniest things.
00:16:45.000 It is. This is why, though.
00:16:46.000 This is why. These hedge fund cunts, I've been around them. 0.99
00:16:50.000 Most of you guys watching this haven't been around these kind of people. 0.95
00:16:51.000 I've been around these kind of people when I was kickboxing world champion or when I was buying my Bugatti or when I was hanging out in Monaco.
00:16:56.000 I've been around these people. 0.78
00:16:57.000 They're the worst people on earth. 0.99
00:16:59.000 They're rude to staff. They have no respect for anybody. 0.99
00:17:01.000 They're cunts. And they have no talent. 1.00
00:17:03.000 They don't make money.
00:17:04.000 They just have a pot of money and they manipulate markets and make their little pot go up with other people's money and they get bailed out by the government anyway. 0.99
00:17:10.000 They're complete dickheads with no skill. 1.00
00:17:13.000 The worst people in the world. 1.00
00:17:14.000 And they'll wipe out all the normal traders, all the average person.
00:17:17.000 They'll completely wipe them out and they'll sit there with their big pot of money and manipulate the markets. 1.00
00:17:21.000 When this cunt wakes up and his 13 billion Come on. 0.99
00:17:28.000 He hasn't got an income. 1.00
00:17:29.000 He hasn't got a business. He can't make it back.
00:17:31.000 $13 billion has vanished from the stock market and gone to Redditors. 0.98
00:17:36.000 People are fucking ready. 0.95
00:17:38.000 It's brilliant. It's been two days. 0.98
00:17:42.000 Two whole days.
00:17:44.000 Six hour flight. Six hour wait.
00:17:46.000 Fifteen hour flight. Seven hour wait.
00:17:48.000 Just got on this flight.
00:17:50.000 Closed the door. Got to the runway.
00:17:52.000 Turned around. Told me to get off the flight.
00:17:54.000 We don't know why.
00:17:56.000 It's been two days.
00:17:58.000 And I'm not where I'm supposed to be.
00:17:59.000 And I don't want to be where I'm supposed to be anyway.
00:18:02.000 So I do apologize for the delay, but if you could please take all your belongings with you and we'll have you go back up to the terminal for now.
00:18:15.000 Thank you very much. Nice.
00:18:17.000 A couple hours before we leave because the first officer didn't feel well.
00:18:23.000 Nice. I'll be first officer.
00:18:25.000 Just let me in. What the fuck? I do not in this autopilot. 1.00
00:18:29.000 Give me a vodka and tonic. 0.99
00:18:31.000 Let's get the fuck out of here. The faceless man's back. 0.99
00:18:41.000 It's been two whole days.
00:18:43.000 It's been two days.
00:18:44.000 We flew from Bucharest to Doha, took six hours, waited six hours, got on the plane 15 hours to San Francisco, waited seven hours, got on our plane to go to Vegas, sat on the plane.
00:18:54.000 Then after taking out, after leaving the gate, about to take off, they turn around, go back to the gate and say, well, the co-pilot doesn't feel well.
00:19:02.000 Get back off the plane.
00:19:04.000 It's going to be three hours more.
00:19:07.000 But that's clearly a lie.
00:19:08.000 This is all a lie. Don't you understand that America's the worst country in the world?
00:19:12.000 This doesn't happen in other places.
00:19:14.000 I've been everywhere. This doesn't happen anywhere else.
00:19:16.000 It only happens here for some reason.
00:19:18.000 Everything's so ugly and brutally inefficient, and everybody's so disgustingly... 0.85
00:19:22.000 Everyone looks horrible. 0.98
00:19:24.000 Everything's cheap and nasty and trash, from the food to the attitudes of the staff who are supposed to help you. 0.99
00:19:30.000 It's the worst country in the world. 1.00
00:19:32.000 I hate America. It's the worst country in the world. 1.00
00:19:34.000 If I take my mask off, they're gonna shoot me. 0.98
00:19:37.000 Why am I here? So what's happening?
00:19:53.000 The people flying the plane can't decide how many people should be on the plane, how many people are on the plane.
00:20:01.000 So they've counted us about 10 times.
00:20:03.000 Yeah, minimum. And we're an hour length.
00:20:06.000 Yep. Count number two.
00:20:11.000 The pilot is now counting.
00:20:12.000 Yep. Good old county.
00:20:17.000 I'm going to go to the lookout.
00:20:19.000 Go to the lookout.
00:20:21.000 I was just notified and I trust them.
00:20:23.000 I trust him too. I trust him to fly the cranes.
00:20:27.000 I trust him to count the number of people in the service.
00:20:29.000 Me as well. That would be funny if all three of them had different numbers after county physically like that.
00:20:35.000 I think the people on the plane have the same number.
00:20:38.000 But the airport's arguing with them saying it should be less or more.
00:20:43.000 America, isn't it the best?
00:20:50.000 Best country in the world.
00:20:52.000 Aren't you guys glad we're here?
00:20:54.000 Well, it's a good one.
00:20:56.000 Romanians definitely would have just left the people behind. 1.00
00:21:01.000 I know.
00:21:07.000 We definitely would have just bribed the pilot.
00:21:09.000 Please leave. So we made it to Vegas.
00:21:21.000 We're here.
00:21:22.000 Welcome to Vegas.
00:21:27.000 Admit you want this vodka, Luke.
00:21:42.000 I know. Why not? We're on a balcony overlooking Vegas.
00:21:46.000 We're making thousands and thousands of dollars.