Tate Speech - The Monk Who Drinks Coffee | Tate Confidential Ep 208

In this episode, the boys talk about a variety of topics, including: - Alex's trip to the mall - the fact that Alex doesn't drink coffee - and why he's scared of it - and - why it's a good thing it's not hot chocolate. - why Alex doesn t drink tea - why he doesn't like hot chocolate - and much more! Also, we have a special guest on the show this week, and he's not a bad one at all. We don't know who he is, but he's pretty cool, and we're glad he's here! If you like the episode, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, and don't forget to subscribe on your favorite streaming platform so you don't miss out on the next episode! Enjoy, and spread the word to your friends about this episode to let them know that it's good stuff! XOXO, EJ, Alex, and the boys! Cheers, Ej & the crew! - The Besties! Logo by . Music by , and . . . - EJ & the boys is a production of Gimlet Media. All rights reserved. Used by permission. All credit given to the creators and produced by the creators of the music used in this episode. - Thank you for all rights reserved and shared by the creator. Thank you so much for all the support and support. Please be sure to send us your feedback and support us on social media support! We'll be looking out for the next week for this episode! - Ej and we'll make sure to make it better than last week's episode of the podcast next week's next week! -- we'll be working on a better next week with a better version of this week's podcast, we'll get the best possible version of the best of what we can do next week. -- Thank you! and we hope you all get a chance to listen to this episode in the next one, next week, yay! xoxo, Cheers! - The boys! - Cheers - John and the guys - - Jack, Jack, Alex and the crew xxx - P. & the guys at the podcasting team ( ) - Tom and Andrew <3 - & Alex , EJ

00:00:00.000 I was getting my ass kicked yesterday. 1.00

00:00:10.000 You did. You didn't win a single game. 1.00

00:00:12.000 Bro, fucking... 1.00

00:00:13.000 The first two games, I literally never had a good hand once. 1.00

00:00:18.000 Skill issue. Skill issue.

00:00:19.000 And then the third game, I had three good hands at the beginning, and then it just turned to complete trash.

00:00:24.000 You think I had a good hand all night?

00:00:25.000 Absolutely not. Of course not, but you need to get the odd good hand to win.

00:00:31.000 Nine, three, seven, five, garbage. 0.58

00:00:36.000 Why are we going to the mall? 0.93

00:00:39.000 Because, uh, you know what, Bailey?

00:00:42.000 You've been with us a while now, and you've worked so hard, and I feel like, because I have so much money, like, literally I could spend a hundred grand, it means nothing to me.

00:00:49.000 I think I should give you a token of my appreciation for how much hard work you do, so I've decided to take you here and buy your present.

00:00:54.000 I don't believe you. 0.99

00:00:56.000 Ah, so you're not a total idiot, because you're correct. 1.00

00:00:58.000 I'm not buying you a fucking thing. 1.00

00:01:00.000 Get fucked. Andrew does smoke a ridiculous amount of shit. 1.00

00:01:28.000 Andrew, we were smoking all night. 1.00

00:01:30.000 Why are we doing this again, Andrew?

00:01:33.000 We were smoking all night long.

00:01:36.000 Yeah, we were smoking all night playing poker, that's correct.

00:01:39.000 And then we're smoking again now because we had a break.

00:01:42.000 We just woke up.

00:01:43.000 I can't smoke in my sleep.

00:01:45.000 Yet. How many coffee did you order?

00:01:50.000 Twenty. Why? Twenty-one.

00:01:52.000 What's nine plus ten?

00:01:54.000 Twenty-one! You stupid! 1.00

00:01:57.000 Twenty-one, sorry. One extra. 1.00

00:01:59.000 We're gonna be fully stimulated.

00:02:01.000 You forgot my coffee. They just keep coming.

00:02:09.000 Excuse me, do you do hot chocolate here?

00:02:15.000 Yes. Do I see hot chocolate?

00:02:18.000 Marcel. Are you scared of coffee, Marcel?

00:02:20.000 I'm having both. This is why we have to fight in our house all the time.

00:02:25.000 It has to be violence. Because Marcel just brings it upon himself.

00:02:30.000 Try it. You see that?

00:02:33.000 See? You see?

00:02:36.000 If you go to the highest temple in Shaolin, they're drinking tea. 0.99

00:02:41.000 No one's got hot chocolate with cocoa fucking sprinkles. 0.99

00:02:45.000 Tea's for the bad men. 1.00

00:02:46.000 If you're walking through the forest at night and a monk appears holding a hot cup of tea, you're like, shit. 1.00

00:02:53.000 If he has a hot chocolate, you're like... 1.00

00:02:55.000 Okay. The British Empire conquered the entire world when it comes to tea. 1.00

00:02:59.000 And you Africans know how that turned out. 0.84

00:03:00.000 But is it pink tea? It's pink.

00:03:05.000 Pink's a real bad man color.

00:03:06.000 When you're at my echelon, the highest echelons I'm asking in Cape Philly, I have supercars in pink.

00:03:10.000 Oh look, a pink supercar, a girl's in it. 1.00

00:03:12.000 Oh no, top Jesus. I have nothing to say to that.

00:03:16.000 Body shots in a few hours can say what the fuck you want. 1.00

00:03:21.000 You'll mess me up. You're right, I will. 1.00

00:03:23.000 Everyone's dying. You beat me in poker, so you're fucked. 1.00

00:03:25.000 He has hot chocolate, so he's fucked. 1.00

00:03:26.000 So you admit, I beat you in poker. 1.00

00:03:28.000 Yeah, everyone got lucky, they rigged the deck, and now I was gonna pay the price.

00:03:31.000 You just had a skill issue. I'll show you skill issues, no problem.

00:03:34.000 We had a Romanian dealer, and Alex won some money.

00:03:37.000 So I smell a conspiracy.

00:03:38.000 Because you can't trust Romanian. We're gonna talk about skill issues. 1.00

00:03:42.000 See how long you're holding the camera for.

00:03:44.000 So your arms still work.

00:03:49.000 There's more to talk to me.

00:03:52.000 I don't understand. I already had two coffees before you got the show.

00:04:01.000 I'll say we sent him loads of money and he talked to me.

00:04:06.000 We gave him a bunch of money without even meeting him.

00:04:09.000 We don't know who he is. Fuck off. 1.00

00:04:13.000 Who? Cigarette, baby? Sure. You don't need therapy? 1.00

00:04:33.000 No, I'm good.

00:04:35.000 Because I did well in the first therapy, and now he's well.

00:04:40.000 He didn't finish his first cigarette.

00:04:42.000 Andrew, if you don't finish all of these coffees, you will never see your family again.

00:04:48.000 That is tempting, but I do want coffee.

00:04:50.000 So I'm gonna have to unfortunately finish.

00:04:55.000 21 Americanos.

00:04:57.000 21? People don't realize it's just the warm-up.

00:05:01.000 Where's you getting the day started? I'm a bad man.

00:05:04.000 Real bad man.

00:05:07.000 The professor is from the real world.

00:05:09.000 Every single day have a meeting and they talk about their monumental successes because we're a meritocracy in which your merit is rewarded.

00:05:18.000 They get paid millions and millions of dollars to ensure that we make people millionaires.

00:05:23.000 So every single day they have a meeting and they have to prove to me and others that they are making people money.

00:05:30.000 Please understand, our school isn't like a normal school. 0.95

00:05:32.000 You turn to a normal school, the teacher can teach you rubbish.

00:05:36.000 Doesn't matter. But in our school, teachers have to show you how to make money.

00:05:40.000 And they have to come up with proof.

00:05:42.000 They have to say, look, here's how you make money.

00:05:44.000 You make money. You show the teacher.

00:05:46.000 The teacher has to then come to me and say, look, this guy from Nigeria, this guy from Kazakhstan, this guy from Indonesia, this guy from a real dump like America, he's made some money. 0.99

00:05:57.000 And they have to then satisfy themselves to me or they get replaced.

00:06:02.000 It's a meritocracy.

00:06:04.000 So what happens is, in these meetings, at the end of them, they come and say, yeah, we should get some more students in.

00:06:09.000 And they ask me to tell everyone at home that if you join the real world for $49 a month, you can make some money.

00:06:15.000 But it offends me, it upsets me, and I'm tired of doing it.

00:06:20.000 The amount of social proof that exists for the real world is unprecedented.

00:06:25.000 We have a completely custom platform.

00:06:28.000 Nothing is Matrix owned.

00:06:29.000 Completely custom software.

00:06:31.000 Completely custom banking.

00:06:33.000 We teach things that you can't learn anywhere else.

00:06:35.000 We teach it all for $49 a month.

00:06:38.000 You spend more on lunch.

00:06:40.000 For a single day of the month than you could spend in a full-time educational platform being taught by millionaires.

00:06:47.000 Hey, you guys, you can join.

00:06:48.000 You know what? Just fuck off and stay broke. 1.00

00:06:50.000 I don't need you to join. 1.00

00:06:52.000 Nobody needs these people to join.

00:06:53.000 We have 200,000 students.

00:06:55.000 I'm actually of the mind now. 0.72

00:06:57.000 Where if you've been paying attention to me or any attention to the world and you've seen my brother interview the students who have made life-changing money, you've seen us and all our social proof, you've seen all our reviews, you've seen me talk about the platform and how it works, you've seen all these things and you still haven't joined, then perhaps you're just a dummy and you deserve to stay eternally poor.

00:07:19.000 You, I'm talking directly to you.

00:07:20.000 You're watching this video, aren't you?

00:07:22.000 On your phone or your little laptop and you're sitting there thinking about it.

00:07:25.000 Hmm, I don't know if I can risk $49.

00:07:29.000 Risk. There's no risk.

00:07:31.000 There's zero risk.

00:07:32.000 The only thing that can go wrong is that you join and then don't do any work.

00:07:36.000 There's people out there, Pastor. But if I will show you the exact path you need to walk to stop being an insufferable nobody, and you are still going to sit there and go, hmm.

00:07:47.000 That looks hard. And quit.

00:07:49.000 Or go, hmm, the exact roadmap to not be an insufferable nobody.

00:07:53.000 Or a pizza.

00:07:55.000 Hmm. And think about it.

00:07:57.000 Then just fuck off. I'll never meet you. 1.00

00:08:00.000 I don't care if you stay a loser. 1.00

00:08:02.000 My life's fine. I don't give a fuck about any of that. 1.00

00:08:04.000 So no. I refuse to tell people to join the real world anymore. 0.96

00:08:09.000 If you are such a dummy that you think you can do it all by yourself. 1.00

00:08:13.000 If you're so arrogant to sit there and go... 0.99

00:08:16.000 This millionaire who's holding other millionaires extremely accountable with endless social proof is showing people how to make money.

00:08:24.000 But I don't need him!

00:08:26.000 I can do it by myself. 0.99

00:08:28.000 And then, not having enough brain to go, well, if I can do it by myself, why is my life still shit and why am I still poor? 1.00

00:08:35.000 Then you're just an idiot. 1.00

00:08:37.000 Idiots need to exist. Idiots have a life path. 1.00

00:08:40.000 You have a destiny, my friend. 1.00

00:08:41.000 and your destiny is to flip the fucking burgers and wash my fucking car. 1.00

00:08:46.000 Have fun. 1.00

00:08:48.000 Winner! Winner! Winner! Winner!

00:09:09.000 What are we doing?

00:09:22.000 Smoking. Explain to me.

Tate Speech - January 11, 2024

The Monk Who Drinks Coffee | Tate Confidential Ep 208

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