Tate Speech - April 27, 2024


The Name is Fun… Mr. Fun | Tate Confidential Ep 228


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

151.8024

Word Count

1,895

Sentence Count

251

Misogynist Sentences

8

Hate Speech Sentences

11


Summary

In this episode, the boys talk about how much coffee they should drink at night, and how much they should all drink at the same time. Also, the guys discuss whether or not they should keep their zins in the cigar humidor, and if they should crank it up to 100% humidity, which would be the perfect temperature for them to keep them in the humidor. And of course, there's a new segment called "Where's Tons?" where the boys try to figure out who's going to be the next Captain Tons and who's not. This episode was brought to you by ! Logo by Theme by . Music by , , and , with additional music by ) and (feat. Jeff Perla). is a production of Native Creative Podcasts. We do not own the rights to any of the music used in this episode. All credit goes to original artists and music copyright of the songs used in the podcast. If you enjoyed this podcast, please leave us a review and/or a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, and we'll be sure to make sure to include it in future episodes. Thank you! Thank you so much for any amount you can afford to support the podcast, we are working on a new ad-free version of this podcast. Please consider supporting the podcast in the future. - thank you very much in the form of thank you - we do not claim all rights to the music we use in the next episode of this is not being used in any more than $1,000,000.00.00, $1/day, $2,000/month, $5,000 or more, $10,000 and $20,000 is a maximum, $50,000 in total, etc., etc. etc. etc. is being supported by the podcast is being used to support this podcasting, etc.. Thank you, etc, etc... Thank you for supporting this podcast will be greatly appreciated! - Thank you. , etc, We are not allowed to use this podcast in any other than $5 or less than $100,000 or any other word used, other than that, etc. in the ad-less version of the song is not appreciated, other words, etc etc., it will be used in a review, etc....


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Oh Here we go, what time is it?
00:00:12.000 What time is that?
00:00:15.000 Where's the ice is there a bucket with ice in your hair to cool these coffees down to really nice
00:00:22.000 Nice Three black coffees fire blood and see for what do you see
00:00:33.000 for if you have fire blood?
00:00:36.000 We stopped drinking C4 once we made fire blood.
00:00:37.000 Yeah, I'm just sleeping. So you're just using up every product in the house.
00:00:44.000 What's your end goal with this?
00:00:47.000 I had a problem. I couldn't sleep last night.
00:00:50.000 So I go to bed nice and early.
00:00:52.000 I sleep at 12. I woke up at 7.
00:00:53.000 I couldn't get back to bed. But because I woke up at 7, I've had a busy day at work.
00:00:57.000 I'm now tired at 9.30.
00:00:59.000 So my brain thinks I go to bed at midnight again.
00:01:01.000 That would be nice. But then I'll probably wake up at fucking 6 and be unable to sleep.
00:01:06.000 So what I need to do is poison myself with loads and loads of chemicals.
00:01:10.000 So I can't sleep at all.
00:01:11.000 Because I have to get up at 9 tomorrow anyways.
00:01:13.000 If I get to sleep around 8.59, at 9 I'll get out of bed and just do my stuff.
00:01:19.000 And then I won free time.
00:01:20.000 All I have to do is suffer for the next few minutes.
00:01:24.000 While I drink all of these poisonous chemicals.
00:01:28.000 1775 coffee. Check it out.
00:01:33.000 Why am I jealous? Should I do this?
00:01:37.000 Will my life be better if I do what you're doing?
00:01:39.000 Alex, you are our health advisor.
00:01:41.000 Do you advise that Andrew does this?
00:01:43.000 No.
00:01:45.000 Why not?
00:01:47.000 No.
00:01:49.000 What did we get to you?
00:02:15.000 Electric humidor.
00:02:17.000 Nice. Who put Zins in here?
00:02:20.000 I'm gonna put- Keep them out on him.
00:02:22.000 I'm putting my Zins.
00:02:23.000 Why do you need to keep a Zins?
00:02:24.000 Right there. There's no humidity limit for fucking Zins.
00:02:28.000 No Zins in the cigar humidor.
00:02:30.000 They definitely belong in the- We're not rednecks!
00:02:33.000 They do believe- They belong in there.
00:02:35.000 You might be a redneck baby boy, but I am a sophisticated gentleman and I do not wish for zins in my humidor.
00:02:41.000 Thank you very much.
00:02:43.000 Ha ha ha.
00:02:45.000 But there's definitely room.
00:02:47.000 Don't care.
00:02:49.000 Now it's 78.
00:02:51.000 Some of these scars are dry.
00:02:53.000 They're an old humidor.
00:02:55.000 Some of these here are a little bit dry.
00:02:57.000 78.
00:02:59.000 How do you know what percentage it needs to be on for things?
00:03:01.000 72.5 is correct, but I'm going to keep it 78 for a few days.
00:03:04.000 Is that temperature or humidity level?
00:03:06.000 Yeah, but why don't you crank it up to maximum?
00:03:08.000 100% humidity. Why don't we put them all under war?
00:03:11.000 Why don't we put them all under war?
00:03:14.000 Hear me out. I've never been less than 100% kind about it.
00:03:19.000 I think we should put it up to 100, and if it become too wet and unsmokable, that sounds like we get to buy more.
00:03:24.000 I don't know, I just can't see that happening, you know?
00:03:28.000 I'm at 100% kind of going to put it up to fucking maximum.
00:03:30.000 We got maximum of it.
00:03:32.000 When do we ever not maximum everything?
00:03:34.000 We always max it up.
00:03:35.000 Maximum is 90. Maximum is 90, so you bought this piece of shit humidor.
00:03:39.000 So it's 74 now, let's just, I'll close the door, wait a few minutes.
00:03:43.000 90% humidity.
00:03:44.000 Yeah. And I put, there was two dry humidity packs, and I got into Tell me, what is the one thing that this humidor is missing, though?
00:03:57.000 There is one thing, there's one thing missing.
00:04:00.000 Give me some backup.
00:04:02.000 The Zins need to be in the humidor.
00:04:05.000 Andrew, it's 1-1 vote.
00:04:08.000 You cast the final vote.
00:04:09.000 I'm not ruining tobacco with your redneck Zins.
00:04:12.000 You know? Tobacco should all be in one place.
00:04:17.000 Boom! 100% yes.
00:04:24.000 Cigarettes, zins, shisha pipes, what others back around?
00:04:28.000 Old man pipes, you name it.
00:04:30.000 Right where it belongs.
00:04:31.000 Thank you, Andrew.
00:04:33.000 So anyway, are we finished here?
00:04:36.000 Ha ha ha.
00:04:37.000 I'm going to go to the bathroom.
00:05:05.000 Alright, Andrew's here.
00:05:28.000 you Nigel's here. Alex is here.
00:05:33.000 Yep. I'm here. Who are we missing?
00:05:38.000 Not sure. Where is Captain Fun?
00:05:41.000 I told you guys that he doesn't do anything.
00:05:45.000 Ever. And he denied it and said, that's not true, that's not true.
00:05:49.000 And then I said, we should start recording it.
00:05:50.000 And we recorded maybe 10% of the times he hasn't come anywhere.
00:05:54.000 Everything you've seen should be 10x'd.
00:05:56.000 Think how many times we haven't recorded it.
00:05:58.000 Tons. Tons. He never goes anywhere, never does anything.
00:06:01.000 That's Tristan. He stays in his house, refuses to go anywhere, smokes cigarettes with girls.
00:06:07.000 That's it. That's what he does.
00:06:10.000 I miss T. That's what he does.
00:06:11.000 This is New York. It's in his house.
00:06:14.000 Cycling through wives.
00:06:16.000 Smoking cigarettes. That's it.
00:06:18.000 So I came here about two years ago.
00:06:21.000 Left my M5 out front.
00:06:24.000 Luckily it wasn't anything else.
00:06:25.000 It was only my M5. But it's tuned as 900 horsepower.
00:06:28.000 I don't know if the guy got excited or what.
00:06:30.000 But the valet parker crashed it and damaged the front bit.
00:06:35.000 And then I had a meeting with the owner and he said he'd give me store credit or food credit to get it all fixed.
00:06:40.000 So I've got 4,000 euros worth of food credit.
00:06:43.000 And I thought, well, I'll go back there sometime.
00:06:44.000 Never went back. Went to jail.
00:06:47.000 Was on house arrest. And here we are, two years later, to spend my 4,000 euro food.
00:06:53.000 Are we going to do it in one sitting?
00:06:54.000 In one day. Like heroes.
00:06:56.000 We should do it in one day. Alex is thinking, you can't eat me.
00:07:01.000 You're me. Hey, we can do it.
00:07:03.000 You and me. Let's go.
00:07:05.000 Always comes down to you and me in the end, doesn't it, Bailey?
00:07:06.000 It does seems as always you and me left standing Intellectual murder people edition come for you pull a gun
00:07:33.000 like remington fully charge up He got the killer man. I think young for me young pussy run
00:07:38.000 up. You care about Kryptonite coming under the most fighting at the middle of
00:07:41.000 the night to make the place get nice Oh, you never know. See a little juvenile could run in a
00:07:46.000 yard and take a cheap They don't give a fuck.
00:07:49.000 You just have to get in here and just iron neck.
00:07:52.000 Done the sparring session. Done the sparring session.
00:07:55.000 Week before my fight.
00:07:56.000 Um, O2. Got hit here.
00:07:59.000 Like, pull my rib.
00:08:01.000 Still hit. Pull my rib.
00:08:03.000 Thingy. Um, doing fucking agony.
00:08:05.000 I was absolutely f***ing human.
00:08:07.000 Do you think I was going to stop fighting? No way.
00:08:10.000 First round, a guy caught me in my f***ing rib.
00:08:13.000 I was like, f*** this. Went back to number one.
00:08:15.000 He hit my rib.
00:08:18.000 I was like, you have to knock him out. Ten seconds to the second round.
00:08:21.000 Boom! Overhand right. Good sleep.
00:08:25.000 So I'm telling you, the best way to go with that is to keep sparring to the point where you don't give a f***.
00:08:29.000 If you get hit and get hurt, I'm good.
00:08:31.000 There's no other way. Trust me.
00:08:33.000 We're not saying it to just like bully you.
00:08:35.000 I'm telling you. You sat all summer.
00:08:38.000 And now what? You're not fit.
00:08:40.000 You're easy to hurt everywhere else.
00:08:41.000 And it still hurts. At least you were hard to hurt other places before.
00:08:46.000 Now you're weak everywhere. But you didn't gain anything.
00:08:49.000 If you'd have kept sparring, you'd only have one weakness.
00:08:53.000 And you're young, bro. I'm 37, right?
00:08:56.000 Three times longer. My right hand hurts.
00:08:58.000 My left ankle is fucked. I've got injuries.
00:09:00.000 I just don't mention them so no one knows I have them.
00:09:03.000 Don't use it as an excuse anymore.
00:09:04.000 It doesn't exist. Sparring.
00:09:06.000 Boom. That's it. Fuck it all. Get out of your mind and it will be your body.
00:09:11.000 But if you fight pro, something always hurts.
00:09:13.000 Trust me. All the time, something's fogged.
00:09:15.000 Something's broken.
00:09:17.000 So at least your weapons are still good.
00:09:21.000 It's worse when you like, hurt a weapon.
00:09:23.000 Cause that's really hard. You can't hurt them.
00:09:25.000 You can still hurt us. Who cares?
00:09:27.000 Just punch us. So we can't punch you.
00:09:29.000 Don't matter to them about where we're from In the gutters where we belong.
00:09:35.000 Ain't spend these nights in a game just letting I get stained by a cat named Tom.
00:09:39.000 Ain't forgotten, but they're gone.
00:09:41.000 Both my boys, this shit long.
00:09:43.000 I'm weak every day of the week, but I still tell bros, little bro stay strong.
00:09:46.000 Crocodile D, come Colgate runs.
00:09:51.000 Just to continue documenting the Chronicles, Yusuf is here.
00:09:55.000 Andrew is here. Alex is here.
00:09:59.000 Nigel is here. Who are we missing?
00:10:03.000 Captain Fun is busy in Funland.
00:10:05.000 It's two nights in a row.
00:10:08.000 It's every day. I'm showing the people who might not believe us, he never leaves the house.
00:10:13.000 He doesn't leave the house, that's right. Just won't leave the house unless you promise for someone to get shit-faced.
00:10:17.000 Then he'll go. I offered that today.
00:10:20.000 And he still didn't come. And he still didn't come.
00:10:23.000 It wasn't a hard maybe though.
00:10:25.000 Christian just wants a massive castle to hide in.
00:10:30.000 Doesn't do anything. Ever.
00:10:31.000 It'll be the nicest day ever.
00:10:32.000 He should go out, you know. These are amazing.
00:10:37.000 He did listen to a nice audiobook earlier today.
00:10:41.000 Fun. I'm jealous.
00:10:45.000 What could we do that would really make him jealous tonight?
00:10:48.000 Anything? Go to a bigger house and sit inside of it?
00:10:53.000 Without him? You should buy a house and not tell him.
00:10:56.000 I should. And we should all go there.
00:10:58.000 And we should all rock up. We should all go there.
00:11:00.000 Maybe that's where we're at. We'll say, no, we're home.
00:11:03.000 And they'll say, no, I'm home. You're not here.
00:11:04.000 We'll say, no, we're home. Maybe.
00:11:09.000 That would be extremely petty and ridiculous way to spend 10 million dollars.
00:11:14.000 We're onto something. Captain Fun said he would meet us out at 10 o'clock.
00:11:19.000 I've not heard from Captain Fun.
00:11:20.000 Have you heard from Captain Fun? Surprisingly, no.
00:11:24.000 I mean, I really believed him.
00:11:26.000 I'm sure. He's heard he's a multi-millionaire and he has nothing to fucking do tomorrow.
00:11:31.000 And he can choose one of two Aston Martins and one of two Ferraris or his private security team to drive him to the location.
00:11:38.000 And the bill's not a problem.
00:11:39.000 And he's done fuck-all all day.
00:11:41.000 That, considering it's a Friday night, he would probably come.
00:11:45.000 But for some reason, very uncharacteristically, he's decided to just sit in his room, in his house, talk to nobody, and go nowhere.
00:11:55.000 Very strange.
00:11:57.000 I think we need to buy a new house.
00:12:00.000 Hear me out. All of us move without telling him.
00:12:04.000 And leave him there, cemented in a tomb like a pharaoh forever.
00:12:09.000 I think we should just move.
00:12:11.000 Should we go house shopping? I think we should either go house shopping or until the house is secured, we should all move to a hotel and just move out.
00:12:18.000 And tell him, we're not coming back.
00:12:21.000 We're on protest because you never come out.
00:12:23.000 We never go home.
00:12:26.000 That's the only solution.
00:12:28.000 What are the odds if we go get a hotel room tonight?