Tate Speech - June 22, 2025


The Pagani Review Part 1 | Tate Confidential Ep 305


Episode Stats

Length

15 minutes

Words per Minute

191.38495

Word Count

2,925

Sentence Count

368

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary

Pagani Hero BC is a car you will never, ever, ever drive if you're not broke. It's a coupe, it's a sports car, and it's an amazing car to drive. And it's the only one where you smoke cigars, get a blow job, and hit a speed bump. That's right.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Nobody wonks my hands.
00:00:01.000 We're locking in, Bailey, to the $7 million car.
00:00:04.000 Embrace this.
00:00:06.000 We nearly lost it there!
00:00:08.000 Whoa!
00:00:10.000 Nobody knows but us how we roll The Bugatti Hiura of BC, perhaps the pinnacle of motorsports.
00:00:20.000 You know, there are rich men out there who have to decide.
00:00:23.000 When they finally make it, when they finally sell that stock, do they buy a Pagani Hero BC or a Kernan Zegjesko or a Bugatti Chiron Pure Sport?
00:00:32.000 But I'm the top chief.
00:00:32.000 I have all three.
00:00:33.000 That's right.
00:00:34.000 You've failed a fucking life.
00:00:35.000 I have all of them.
00:00:36.000 This is my brand new Pagani Hero BC.
00:00:38.000 But I'm not going to be one of those dorks and leave it in a collection and consider it art.
00:00:42.000 I'm not gay.
00:00:43.000 I'm going to fucking drive it.
00:00:44.000 And I'm going to give you a review.
00:00:45.000 So I brought some of my friends here.
00:00:47.000 You can see they're in peasant cars, GT3 RSs and other pocket change bullshit.
00:00:51.000 My brother bought a real car, the Bugatti Shure on Pure Sport.
00:00:55.000 And I am here in the Bugatti Hero BC to give you a no bullshit, no frills, honest review on what it's like to drive a car you will never fucking own because you're broke.
00:01:05.000 Jump in.
00:01:06.000 You can work the door out.
00:01:07.000 Doors are cool though.
00:01:08.000 When they open up, this is the coupe version.
00:01:09.000 There are 30 coupes and 40 roadsters in the world.
00:01:13.000 And of the 30 coupes in the world, I guarantee you 29 of them are sat in some museum.
00:01:17.000 They're being dusted, looked after.
00:01:20.000 Some guy sits around talking about the Pagani he bought and how it's going up in value.
00:01:23.000 And this is the only one where you smoke cigars, get a fucking blowjob, hit the fucking speed bump.
00:01:29.000 Who cares?
00:01:30.000 Who cares?
00:01:30.000 It's a lot like me.
00:01:33.000 Sexy.
00:01:34.000 Jump in.
00:01:37.000 I got the door.
00:01:38.000 I hate to tempt what you did in the film.
00:01:40.000 Welcome to the interior of a Bugatti Hero BC.
00:01:43.000 You brokies will never see this, experience this, feel this, or smell this in your life ever.
00:01:47.000 That's what it looks like to not be poor.
00:01:49.000 Jump in and close the door.
00:01:49.000 Let me show them around.
00:01:50.000 Interesting thing is that this car is probably the only car I've ever sat in that I couldn't instantly and intuitively know exactly what everything was.
00:01:57.000 I've driven every single kind of car.
00:01:58.000 I own 73 cars.
00:01:59.000 I've been in Bugattis.
00:02:00.000 I've been in Kernan's Exit and everything.
00:02:01.000 And I knew exactly what they did and what the buttons were.
00:02:04.000 But when I got in this car, I was kind of like, what the fuck?
00:02:06.000 What's going on?
00:02:07.000 What's what?
00:02:08.000 So I'm actually going to give you a run-through of the interior for once.
00:02:10.000 First thing is the key.
00:02:11.000 It's a little Pagani, which is cool.
00:02:13.000 This part, that goes in here.
00:02:15.000 It's here.
00:02:15.000 Great.
00:02:16.000 Load up that.
00:02:17.000 6-liter V12.
00:02:18.000 Mid-engine V12.
00:02:19.000 Not many cars mid-engine a V12.
00:02:21.000 Here you've got the infotainment system, which is actually very simple.
00:02:23.000 Music phone, Apple CarPlay.
00:02:25.000 You've got system settings that allow you to fuck around with the colors inside of it and a few different things.
00:02:28.000 Hazard lights, fog lights, defrost.
00:02:31.000 Door lock and unlock.
00:02:32.000 This is for the wing.
00:02:33.000 Then you've got your gear selector.
00:02:34.000 Gear selector, neutral, reverse, up, down.
00:02:36.000 Good thing about this car is, unlike the Bugatti, the things are in the correct order.
00:02:39.000 Everybody knows that when you're driving fast and you want to go up a gear, you pull down.
00:02:43.000 You're driving and you pull down.
00:02:44.000 In the Bugatti, you have to go up.
00:02:45.000 Luckily, I'm a genius.
00:02:46.000 I drive all these different cars, and when I sit in the car, I look at it once, I blink, I cure my brain, and I do drive that way for the rest of the journey because I'm a professional.
00:02:52.000 Indicators should be here like they are on a Ferrari.
00:02:54.000 That's convenient.
00:02:54.000 You're driving, this is an indicator.
00:02:56.000 This is actually very annoying because when you're driving, you have to do some weird thumb thing to press the indicator.
00:03:00.000 Kind of annoying and gay.
00:03:01.000 I'm like a Ferrari, which is intuitive.
00:03:02.000 Bugatti sound system, blah, blah.
00:03:04.000 That's basically it.
00:03:04.000 Seatbelt.
00:03:06.000 That's the interior of Pagani here, behind here you have What's in the little box?
00:03:11.000 Wait.
00:03:11.000 Actually, wait.
00:03:12.000 There's some, wait.
00:03:13.000 You're trying to zoom in and refocus.
00:03:15.000 You're trying to refocus.
00:03:16.000 I don't see it.
00:03:17.000 I don't see it.
00:03:17.000 Fuck you.
00:03:18.000 And that's it.
00:03:19.000 So we're going to take this out on the track and hopefully not destroy it.
00:03:22.000 But you know, if we do destroy it, what's seven million to a motherfucker like me?
00:03:26.000 Who cares?
00:03:27.000 Just can't wait to be on the road again.
00:03:29.000 Ah, the track.
00:03:31.000 Yeah.
00:03:31.000 Rented the whole fucking racetrack.
00:03:32.000 Why?
00:03:33.000 Because I'm rich.
00:03:34.000 You know, I was intending on doing a whole summer of just going from racetrack to racetrack and setting track times.
00:03:38.000 But then, you know, I thought, money to make, bitches to fuck.
00:03:41.000 No time to bet.
00:03:42.000 Maybe next year.
00:03:43.000 First time round the track at a Bugani Hayura BC.
00:03:46.000 I'm comparing this to the Chiron I own, the Jesco I own, 765LT.
00:03:51.000 I still think it's the fastest car a normal person could ever afford.
00:03:54.000 Fastest.
00:03:55.000 Doesn't make it the best, but it makes it the fastest.
00:03:57.000 So that's what we're going to be comparing to.
00:03:58.000 We're going to run it slow.
00:03:59.000 Not gonna take any risks.
00:04:00.000 I'll see you tomorrow.
00:04:01.000 We might go to the most famous road in the UAE and do Jebel Jace because when I first got my Bugatti, the car review I did with Tristan's cousin was on Jebel Jace.
00:04:12.000 This is a fucking different animal.
00:04:13.000 It is, it is, bro.
00:04:14.000 It's a different level.
00:04:15.000 I may have broken your car now that I have my Bugatti.
00:04:17.000 Why not do Jebel Jace?
00:04:18.000 It's a first time in our review.
00:04:20.000 Sounds like a karmically, you know, circular, you know, go nice and slow.
00:04:28.000 But it even sounds a bit like a steam engine.
00:04:30.000 Listen, listen.
00:04:31.000 Hear it?
00:04:35.000 The turbos are so loud.
00:04:37.000 6-liter V12.
00:04:39.000 The turbos are the loudest ones I've ever heard.
00:04:41.000 I'm not even allowed to share on them.
00:04:52.000 You know, I left her and she left me.
00:04:53.000 And I'm just like, what's the point anymore, you know?
00:04:55.000 Ah, I see what this is doing.
00:04:56.000 You know?
00:04:57.000 It's your manifesto.
00:04:59.000 Why not go out this way?
00:05:01.000 What's the difference?
00:05:03.000 Blazing glory.
00:05:03.000 What's the matter?
00:05:04.000 What's the point of even breaking ever again?
00:05:07.000 She doesn't text back!
00:05:09.000 Whoa!
00:05:10.000 Nearly lost it there, Bailey!
00:05:12.000 We nearly lost it there!
00:05:14.000 We nearly died right then!
00:05:17.000 Woo!
00:05:18.000 Almost.
00:05:20.000 Almost.
00:05:20.000 That seatbelt's going to be great keeping you in your seat as you burn to death.
00:05:24.000 With your little stubby fingers trying to undo the seatbelt.
00:05:28.000 Your camera on the floor capturing it all!
00:05:31.000 Capturing it all, Bailey!
00:05:33.000 You gotta be famous!
00:05:35.000 Your dreams are gonna come true.
00:05:37.000 I loved her.
00:05:42.000 You need to stop being so happy with yourself for these tiny little successes.
00:05:46.000 You should compare yourself to people like me and say, Andrew has 75 supercars.
00:05:49.000 I want to be him.
00:05:50.000 I want what he has.
00:05:51.000 I need to compare myself to him.
00:05:52.000 Where can I be in and what realm?
00:05:54.000 If you lack motivation, the real world solves that.
00:06:18.000 If you lack discipline, the Real World Solves Act.
00:06:21.000 If you want accountability, if you want to be rewarded for the good things you do, and you want to pay the price for being lazy, the Real World Solves Act.
00:06:28.000 If you want community, if you want to find all the other winners across the planet and talk to them and only them, the Real World Solves Act.
00:06:35.000 If you want information before other people have it, the Real World Solves Act.
00:06:39.000 If you want to know exactly what to do, if you want to be given instructions that you can follow that directly lead to money the same day, the Real World Solves Act.
00:06:48.000 It's almost like we're more than just a school which teaches you how to make money online.
00:06:53.000 We're a toolbox for winners.
00:06:55.000 There is nothing a winner does not need which is not taught inside of the real world.
00:07:00.000 The price of the real world will continue to increase exponentially forever.
00:07:04.000 Each day that passes, it becomes more and more expensive to join our program.
00:07:09.000 You're fired, Bailey.
00:07:10.000 Let's go.
00:07:11.000 Let's go.
00:07:12.000 Screw that guy.
00:07:12.000 Have fun.
00:07:13.000 When you die, I'll be reinstated.
00:07:16.000 If I die, there'll be no more show.
00:07:18.000 How can we possibly die when you lock the fuck in?
00:07:22.000 We're locking in, Bailey.
00:07:24.000 And you're fired.
00:07:25.000 He needs to take confidential from me.
00:07:29.000 There must be some really rich brothers.
00:07:33.000 If brothers have a Paganahura BC, and they've got Tiffany Bujesco, and they've got 73 other cars, surely, along with all their properties and their legal bills and their crypto, surely they can't afford to also have a Bugatti Chiron.
00:07:44.000 Tristan fucked up our scene.
00:07:45.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:07:47.000 Dickhead!
00:07:48.000 Dickhead!
00:07:49.000 Dickhead alert!
00:07:50.000 I was supposed to say that.
00:07:51.000 The Chiron was going to pull up.
00:07:52.000 I told him to get in the car.
00:07:54.000 I think it was going to be fine.
00:07:55.000 Except for the fact that he's a fucking wanker.
00:07:56.000 Take a Red Bull, Luke.
00:07:57.000 Lock in.
00:07:58.000 I don't even lock in.
00:07:59.000 I hate Red Bulls.
00:08:02.000 It's not my fault if you crashed.
00:08:04.000 That doesn't make sense.
00:08:06.000 So Andrew's got wings now.
00:08:07.000 Andrew's got wings.
00:08:07.000 I was hoping that would be Tristan there.
00:08:09.000 I was praying that would be Tristan.
00:08:11.000 I know, I'm trying to lock in, but I don't have enough hands.
00:08:14.000 You have a lack of hands.
00:08:15.000 Thank you, sir.
00:08:16.000 I have a distinctly large amount of hands.
00:08:20.000 Nobody wants my hands.
00:08:22.000 It's true.
00:08:22.000 No one wants her hands.
00:08:23.000 Alright, so lock the fuck in.
00:08:24.000 Be a man.
00:08:25.000 Do the right thing.
00:08:27.000 There's Tristan, Mr. Dickhead.
00:08:28.000 There he finally is.
00:08:30.000 It is a cool door.
00:08:31.000 It is very cool.
00:08:33.000 There's a lot of buttons, a lot of things.
00:08:34.000 I hate Red Bulls.
00:08:35.000 Are you feeling good?
00:08:36.000 They're not good.
00:08:37.000 I feel good.
00:08:38.000 Our energies align with the universe.
00:08:39.000 It doesn't matter what happens now.
00:08:40.000 But you just sometimes feel like life is pointless.
00:08:43.000 No, it doesn't.
00:08:44.000 No, it doesn't ever feel like life is pointless.
00:08:46.000 I just sometimes think, what's the point now?
00:08:48.000 No, no, no one thinks that.
00:08:50.000 You can't think that.
00:08:51.000 Life's worth living.
00:08:52.000 Life's worth living, Andrew!
00:08:54.000 No, no!
00:08:55.000 You go to sleep.
00:08:57.000 I'm really tired, Lou.
00:08:58.000 I know.
00:08:59.000 We work a lot, yes.
00:09:02.000 We'll be okay!
00:09:04.000 I want to go to sleep.
00:09:06.000 Forever.
00:09:06.000 No, we don't need to rest forever.
00:09:08.000 No, we want to wake up.
00:09:10.000 Waking up's nice.
00:09:11.000 Life's fun!
00:09:15.000 What do I think about this car?
00:09:17.000 765 is better.
00:09:18.000 yeah all right let's go play with our friends I don't like any people let's go play with no one thousands and seven million dollars That guy is fucking fast.
00:09:48.000 Shit.
00:09:50.000 Yeah.
00:09:51.000 Stoned?
00:09:52.000 Must have been stoned.
00:09:53.000 Nice.
00:09:54.000 Nice.
00:09:55.000 Thank God I got a helmet.
00:09:56.000 Thank God you got a helmet.
00:09:59.000 So wait, wait, wait.
00:10:00.000 What happened?
00:10:00.000 We're driving our $7 million car.
00:10:02.000 Yeah, we're driving a $7 million car.
00:10:04.000 Another $5 million car or is it $6 million?
00:10:07.000 $6 million.
00:10:07.000 $6 million car goes ahead of us, passes us by, and then we go behind it, and then it shoots a stone up to the $7 million car and breaks this, which I don't know how much that costs, but it's probably a lot.
00:10:21.000 Nice.
00:10:22.000 I told you we'd have a good day.
00:10:26.000 Andrew, this can't be reality.
00:10:28.000 Why?
00:10:28.000 Andrew, this can't.
00:10:30.000 Why?
00:10:30.000 This can't be how we live.
00:10:32.000 Why not?
00:10:32.000 I was at Chipotle.
00:10:34.000 You were at Chipotle.
00:10:35.000 I was just at Chipotle.
00:10:36.000 Boo.
00:10:37.000 Money's not real.
00:10:37.000 I know.
00:10:38.000 No.
00:10:38.000 We're laughing about this.
00:10:40.000 Tristan doesn't even know what he did.
00:10:41.000 That dickhead.
00:10:42.000 That was him.
00:10:43.000 He threw the stone at us.
00:10:45.000 Tristan tried to kill me.
00:10:46.000 Caught on camera.
00:10:47.000 He aimed for me.
00:10:48.000 You see?
00:10:49.000 He aimed for me.
00:10:50.000 You know what's funny?
00:10:51.000 When I was poor, when I had no money, if my car broke down, it ruined my fucking month.
00:10:56.000 And that's going to cost me $400,000 and I don't give a fuck.
00:11:00.000 Yeah.
00:11:01.000 You cunt.
00:11:02.000 You.
00:11:04.000 That's the face of the man who did it.
00:11:07.000 Work the path, and keep the stone, and bust the car.
00:11:12.000 So Tristan, you.
00:11:14.000 No way.
00:11:15.000 You are cunt.
00:11:17.000 No way.
00:11:18.000 A stone's like going to stretch the car.
00:11:19.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:11:20.000 Try to kill me.
00:11:21.000 Caught on camera.
00:11:22.000 Wait, wait, wait.
00:11:23.000 So Bailey, Tristan got his hand out to the guy.
00:11:26.000 He drove past us, like Mario Kart.
00:11:28.000 Threw a stone.
00:11:28.000 I swear that's what happened.
00:11:29.000 Red shell.
00:11:30.000 He just did it really fast.
00:11:31.000 He did the only trick that Bugatti has, which is winning on a straight, and a stone flicked out at 400 miles an hour and hit the top of the Bugatti car.
00:11:39.000 If I say I was going to destroy my car.
00:11:40.000 I've had it two days, it's fucked.
00:11:41.000 But that means our review is fucked.
00:11:43.000 Because I can no longer go to Jebel J's tomorrow in the Bugatti like I intended.
00:11:46.000 This is the end of our car review for now.
00:11:48.000 She's now going to have to fly to Italy on a 747.
00:11:51.000 Get repaired.
00:11:52.000 Of course, they're Italian, so by the time they finish with their espresso and bullshit, it's going to take about four months.
00:11:56.000 Summer will be over.
00:11:57.000 So maybe next summer I can review a Pagania Europe E.C. fuel.
00:12:00.000 Who's having the money?
00:12:01.000 It's the time.
00:12:02.000 The car's gone now.
00:12:03.000 I'm actually in disbelief.
00:12:04.000 No one takes cars like this on tracks.
00:12:06.000 No one.
00:12:06.000 No reason.
00:12:07.000 I guess I'll have to drive the Bugatti.
00:12:08.000 Well, you know what, actually?
00:12:11.000 I am not legally liable for breaking your Bugatti.
00:12:14.000 I have my lawyer with me, and he tells me that we're taking you to court.
00:12:18.000 Isn't that right, Joe?
00:12:19.000 I'll see you in court.
00:12:20.000 What did I do?
00:12:21.000 Save it for the judge.
00:12:23.000 You know why that happened?
00:12:23.000 Why?
00:12:24.000 You just didn't drink enough Red Bull.
00:12:26.000 I drank the whole Red Bull.
00:12:27.000 You like a Red Bull?
00:12:28.000 It's time to lock in.
00:12:29.000 You like a Red Bull?
00:12:30.000 No.
00:12:31.000 That's not because- I'll get you one.
00:12:32.000 No, I don't want- No, it's because you ate the fucking cookie, you cunt.
00:12:35.000 That's why.
00:12:36.000 It's because of a cookie.
00:12:37.000 That's what it is.
00:12:38.000 I told you everything that happened after that fucking event.
00:12:40.000 Every single fucking time.
00:12:41.000 Okay.
00:12:41.000 Everything happened after that cookie.
00:12:43.000 From now on, every problem in our life that we're going to have in this new universe is because Luke ate the Oreo.
00:12:51.000 You altered the timeline.
00:12:52.000 You don't need that cookie thing to be different.
00:12:54.000 My window will be together.
00:12:54.000 This is your fault.
00:12:55.000 You pay the price for what you have done.
00:12:59.000 Certain retribution.
00:13:02.000 No, this wasn't me!
00:13:04.000 Andrew, you've overtaken me in fast cars before.
00:13:07.000 McLarens, Porsches.
00:13:08.000 You know which car's never broken?
00:13:10.000 The Lada.
00:13:11.000 The Lada has been hit by stones and never broken ever.
00:13:16.000 You can take your fucking Italian shit and fuck off.
00:13:22.000 You understand me?
00:13:24.000 Lada, babe.
00:13:24.000 This is a dickhead.
00:13:25.000 This is a dickhead.
00:13:26.000 We have to take his Bugatti off him.
00:13:27.000 Yeah.
00:13:28.000 He doesn't deserve this.
00:13:29.000 He doesn't.
00:13:29.000 And now we get to throw rocks at people.
00:13:31.000 We have lots to live for.
00:13:32.000 I'm not Bugatti anymore.
00:13:33.000 I've got less to live for than I did before, to be honest.
00:13:36.000 No, no.
00:13:36.000 You still have the Bugatti.
00:13:37.000 I've got less and less.
00:13:39.000 So that's where even I can feel the difference.
00:13:41.000 On the corners, I can feel it.
00:13:43.000 I can also feel it on those.
00:13:45.000 The audience doesn't realize how fast this car is.
00:13:47.000 So for the audience, on those, you need to, like, prepare your lows.
00:13:52.000 Like, this is crazy!
00:13:53.000 It's hard to talk.
00:13:54.000 It's literally hard to talk.
00:13:56.000 All right, this is where it goes.
00:13:57.000 Bye.
00:13:59.000 Okay, so no one even knows how that feels.
00:14:08.000 I don't even know how fast that was.
00:14:10.000 It was something stupid.
00:14:10.000 That was a stupid speed.
00:14:12.000 You reach a speed where fear comes in, even though there's no wall ahead of you, but the fear comes because it's like, okay, this is some crazy speed that I don't even realize I'm going.
00:14:23.000 Like, I don't even know how fast it goes, But humans shouldn't be going like...
00:14:26.000 like 250.
00:14:27.000 Humans shouldn't be going 300.
00:14:28.000 They're not designed for that.
00:14:30.000 You know what?
00:14:31.000 It's so fun because it's not like...
00:14:35.000 Yeah, it's not scary.
00:14:36.000 No, the Bugatti is not fun at all.
00:14:38.000 Yeah, because it's scary.
00:14:39.000 Super heavy.
00:14:40.000 Being on the straight, you're scared.
00:14:41.000 Yeah.
00:14:42.000 This makes you drive more, you know?
00:14:43.000 It makes you more technical.
00:14:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:45.000 This gives you confidence.
00:14:46.000 All right, Andrew.
00:14:47.000 On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does this upset you?
00:14:49.000 I now only speak through dams.
00:14:51.000 I don't know what that means.
00:14:54.000 I feel like you're not mad.
00:14:58.000 What do you have to say to Tristan?
00:15:03.000 See you later, Pagani.
00:15:05.000 Rastaman fear nobody.
00:15:06.000 Enough likes I'm a cowboy guy.
00:15:08.000 30 seconds, 30 seconds.
00:15:11.000 Who's fights, bro?
00:15:12.000 We gotta go.
00:15:13.000 One guy just stole, another guy just stole.
00:15:16.000 I'm supposed to be filming.