Tate Speech - July 24, 2022


THE PERFECT LIFE | Tate Confidential Ep. 64


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

130.12158

Word Count

1,427

Sentence Count

207

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

Tristan and Rory are in a car crash, and Luke thinks he's going to beat him up. They also talk about the time Rory almost killed himself, and the time he met Jesus in a place called "I'm Pimp Jesus" and almost got killed by a car. Also, we talk about how God can do crazy things, and how he can make you feel like you're not alone in the world. Take Confidential is a podcast where you get to know the people who work for us, talk to us, and have fun with us as we try to figure out who we are and what we are doing. Please don't forget to subscribe on your favorite streaming platform so you don't miss out on any new episodes. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! You can also join our FB group, and use the hashtag to help spread the word about what we're doing this podcast! Thanks for listening and supporting us! Love ya, bye! xoxo, EJ & Rory. -Tate -Evan & Rory -P.S. -Ezra -Rory -A.J. & Luke -Luke -S.E. & E.M. -R.A. ( ) -E. (A.K. (P.J.) -Alyssa -J. (S.J., E. (E.J.'s) -B. (R.E.) -C.E., R. (B.A., J.A) -AJ (J.S., C. (C.S.) -K (AJ) ) -K.S (R) -KEVIN (R). (KEVAN) -RJ (ROBERT) -JACOB (RADY (R)? -JOSH (JACO (JOSH) (JAY) -SORRY, R.A.) -ROBBY (JORDAN (JAMES) ) -RADIO (JASON (JOE) -POTTER (JAMIE (JODY (JOSEPH) -LOTTERY (JEAN) & KELLY (KIM) -TAYLOR (RICHARD)


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 But I think it's a good thing.
00:00:22.000 I'm not sure.
00:00:34.000 You Bye!
00:00:39.000 So Luke said he was going to beat me.
00:00:40.000 I've never said this. This isn't true.
00:00:53.000 I've never said this. I've never said this ever.
00:00:55.000 Yeah, Luke thinks he's going to beat me up.
00:00:56.000 Why would I ever say this? That's what he said.
00:00:58.000 He said you're returning to America with scuba diving.
00:01:02.000 He said scuba diving is hard, everybody.
00:01:05.000 He did say that you're scuba diving.
00:01:10.000 I've never said this.
00:01:12.000 This is fake news Shit Firsts.
00:01:31.000 Seconds.
00:01:38.000 Thirds.
00:01:45.000 Fourths.
00:01:52.000 Fifths.
00:01:59.000 Sixths.
00:02:06.000 Sevenths.
00:02:13.000 Eighths.
00:02:20.000 Ninths.
00:02:27.000 Tenths.
00:02:33.000 So Rory quit ordering Domino's.
00:02:38.000 So I had to. Rory, what do you have to say for yourself?
00:02:42.000 I haven't quit. I just ordered Domino's for myself in secret.
00:02:46.000 He quit. There's no more Domino's.
00:02:48.000 I came in the house. I asked Rory for Domino's.
00:02:49.000 He said I can't. Yeah.
00:02:53.000 Well... So that's the man.
00:02:58.000 Tristan, why did Rory stop ordering Domino's?
00:03:03.000 Tristan! Is it because you want to kill yourself, Rory?
00:03:09.000 Is that why I have to order Domino's now?
00:03:12.000 Am I the Domino's man? So I'm now the Domino's man.
00:03:19.000 I'll carry on your great work, Rory.
00:03:24.000 I'll carry it on.
00:03:26.000 I'll carry on the legacy.
00:03:28.000 Ah, they fucked me.
00:03:34.000 Can I make with you? I'll stand up.
00:03:39.000 Thank you so much.
00:03:46.000 Thank you. Have a good time.
00:03:48.000 Thank you. Have a good time. So you guys are super famous.
00:03:55.000 Yeah. He like said, oh wow, like he met Jesus Christ himself.
00:03:58.000 We are Jesus Christ. I wish I filmed that part.
00:04:00.000 It was literally like meeting Jesus.
00:04:04.000 Like, Jesus returned in a Christian song.
00:04:07.000 I'm Pimp Jesus. Pray to me.
00:04:10.000 I was going to say something that can't be allowed on Take Confidential.
00:04:13.000 Most of our life isn't allowed on Take Confidential.
00:04:15.000 If you're watching Take Confidential and think we're having so much fun, it's about 20% of what we actually do.
00:04:19.000 The other 80% can't put on the internet.
00:04:21.000 Cut it out. People will cry their eyes out because it's too much fun.
00:04:25.000 We have too much fun. It's true.
00:04:27.000 Way too much fun.
00:04:28.000 The perfect life. Is it actually an emergency this time?
00:04:57.000 This time it's an emergency.
00:05:00.000 Is that possible? This time it's an emergency.
00:05:03.000 Could it possibly be an emergency this time?
00:05:05.000 This time it's a real emergency.
00:05:07.000 It's not. It's probably Domino's, isn't it?
00:05:08.000 Although it's too late for Domino's.
00:05:10.000 And it's an idiot. Call an emergency meeting.
00:05:13.000 Wait! Rory, emergency meeting!
00:05:15.000 Yeah! Rory, apparently it's actually an emergency.
00:05:19.000 And who said it's an emergency? Why do you don't have pants?
00:05:21.000 Because I was about to go to bed. It's all called an emergency.
00:05:24.000 What do you want to do? Get dressed in an emergency?
00:05:26.000 Who knows what's going on? Sure, can't get dressed in an emergency.
00:05:28.000 You might need a pants in an emergency to be...
00:05:30.000 Oh, pants! It's a meeting.
00:05:33.000 Yeah. Right.
00:05:35.000 So... What, kill ourselves?
00:05:37.000 I know what you did. I get email notifications on your trades.
00:05:41.000 What? Wait.
00:05:43.000 Before we know why we did that, let's discuss...
00:05:45.000 What you did. No, let's discuss that.
00:05:47.000 Ferrari almost killed me.
00:05:49.000 Ferrari almost killed me after I stopped at a monastery and spent two hours in a place of God.
00:05:55.000 Now, if I didn't go to that monastery, I wouldn't have been in a dangerous situation.
00:05:59.000 That's not true. That is true.
00:06:01.000 That's 100% true. However, me surviving that scenario was basically a miracle.
00:06:10.000 Okay. So, which one is it?
00:06:12.000 Was God trying to kill me, or was God trying to show me that he's bestowed me with powers?
00:06:17.000 You know why I had my car crash, don't you?
00:06:20.000 A picture of Jesus fell off the guy's hood, and he went to pick it up and drop it off.
00:06:24.000 Everyone knows God doesn't like you.
00:06:25.000 You're coming. We're talking about me.
00:06:27.000 Did God try and kill me?
00:06:30.000 Is this an emergency meeting? Yeah!
00:06:32.000 I'm confused in my mind and I can't decide if I believe in God or not.
00:06:35.000 So what I've decided... That is kind of an emergency.
00:06:37.000 Exactly. Okay. Because of the scenario that's given me.
00:06:40.000 So what I've decided is, to clear my shackwards, what I need to do is...
00:06:45.000 He sold a bunch of cryptocurrency.
00:06:47.000 He's about to buy something. What?
00:06:48.000 I get an email notification on his trades.
00:06:50.000 He sold $500,000 worth of cryptocurrency.
00:06:54.000 Why? Why? That's more expensive than you drew it to his bank account.
00:06:58.000 What car would that be? He's buying something.
00:07:00.000 I've decided to clear my chakras, and to do that, I need to have no possessions.
00:07:06.000 So I want to give all my money away, and then I realize I hate everybody, so all I can do is spend it all.
00:07:11.000 So starting from tomorrow morning, 7am, I'm spending money as fast as I can possibly think to spend.
00:07:19.000 We have much more than half a million dollars.
00:07:22.000 Exactly. This is week one.
00:07:24.000 I'm spending money as quickly.
00:07:26.000 This is going to be the best YouTube series.
00:07:28.000 No one else on YouTube can afford to do a while.
00:07:29.000 I'm going to bankrupt us in real time for YouTube.
00:07:33.000 Every single week, I'm going to cash shitloads of crypto and do stupid things.
00:07:38.000 Don't worry, it's all planned. Tristan, let's allocate half of me in August to put together the most crazy K-Confidential episodes ever.
00:07:48.000 Fucking nuts.
00:07:49.000 Let's try and buy tickets to the moon.
00:07:51.000 Let's fucking wreck prior to planes, a boat.
00:07:53.000 Let's go completely insane to take home the medal.
00:07:55.000 Bing bing bing bing bing bing.
00:08:08.000 Party plan.
00:08:09.000 7am tomorrow morning.
00:08:10.000 I'm not buying a car.
00:08:12.000 I'm not going to have cars. I'm not going to buy anything.
00:08:14.000 If I buy things, I have things.
00:08:16.000 If I do things, I have nothing!
00:08:20.000 That does make sense.
00:08:21.000 Which is what I deserve to have.
00:08:23.000 God tried to kill me.
00:08:25.000 Either he tried to kill me and he wants to be dead, or reward me that I now have miraculous powers.
00:08:30.000 Either way, I need to do something.
00:08:33.000 To clear my shackles.
00:08:34.000 Everything you spent, and that thing that you've booked tomorrow, I have access to your email.
00:08:39.000 I get your emails, I get the confirmations, but I'm not telling you these cunts.
00:08:42.000 Wait, Tristan. No, I'm not telling you these cunts.
00:08:43.000 Wait, is it fun? 7 a.m.
00:08:46.000 tomorrow, why don't I trust you?
00:08:47.000 7 a.m. doesn't sound fun.
00:08:49.000 The spending begins. I wondered why you did that.
00:08:51.000 Now I understand. We're good to warn you.
00:08:54.000 Wait, what? So this is actually an emergency.
00:08:57.000 The first time ever. Good night, movies.
00:09:03.000 Wait, but why don't we get...
00:09:04.000 Tristan, you can tell us, though.
00:09:06.000 No, I can't. He's gone. Have we got any gin?
00:09:08.000 We don't need gin. We need gin and tonics.
00:09:11.000 Shit, what if it's unlimited gin and tonics?
00:09:13.000 Yeah, what do we spend on gin and tonics right now?
00:09:16.000 $500,000 worth of gin and tonics?
00:09:18.000 Or $500,000 worth of Domino's.
00:09:20.000 But why would that be 7am? Maybe that's what Andrew's doing.
00:09:23.000 I doubt Domino's opens at 7.
00:09:25.000 No, but then he owns stuff.
00:09:29.000 So was it the Domino's or the G&T's?
00:09:34.000 Which one of us was right?
00:09:38.000 This is bullshit.
00:09:44.000 Hey, that's my water.
00:09:45.000 I brought it in. I know nothing.
00:09:52.000 I didn't even know anything happened.
00:09:54.000 I didn't know that affected him like that.
00:09:55.000 I was about to go to sleep. And now it's calling 7am.
00:10:00.000 I can't sleep as it is.
00:10:01.000 Bro. It's already midnight. It's past midnight.
00:10:03.000 It's bullshit. That's what I was about to say. I was about to go to bed.
00:10:05.000 That's why I don't have fucking trousers on.
00:10:08.000 And then all of a sudden they're like, emergency me in!
00:10:10.000 Emergency me in! And then they shout when you stop wearing pants.
00:10:13.000 And they shout when you stop being in the room.
00:10:14.000 I can't wait. It's true.
00:10:19.000 So 7am. 7am, I guess.
00:10:21.000 Let's do this. Luke!
00:10:23.000 Why are you excited? What if it just- It could be unlimited G&Ts.
00:10:27.000 I don't trust them at all.
00:10:28.000 I just accept it. Life might be over.
00:10:30.000 Whatever. Let's just go.
00:10:32.000 Let's do this. So Tristan, you're lying to me.
00:10:41.000 You see his shoes? Yeah.
00:10:44.000 You ever heard the lyric in 50 Cent?
00:10:47.000 Him. Holler at a hoe till I've got the bitch confused.
00:10:51.000 She's gotten paid less.
00:10:53.000 I've gotten alligator shoes.
00:10:54.000 I'm wearing gator shoes. What's my job?