Tate Speech - March 19, 2025


The Road to LA | Tate Confidential Ep 278


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

130.83754

Word Count

2,161

Sentence Count

296

Misogynist Sentences

6

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

In this episode, the guys talk about how they feel like they are the most American in the whole wide world. They also talk about what they would do if they were in the NFL and how much money they would be making.


Transcript

00:00:02.000 I shoot up a school.
00:00:03.000 I'm joking.
00:00:04.000 Luke's Oreo.
00:00:06.000 He'd be king of the world.
00:00:07.000 Lord Luke.
00:00:08.000 They have a fucking genius.
00:00:08.000 They are fucking genius What are we to beat?
00:00:18.000 How happy I'm with you?
00:00:18.000 This is the perfect touch.
00:00:20.000 Come to the USA.
00:00:20.000 We can't go to the UFC.
00:00:22.000 Why? Two weeks ago, I was walked to my house.
00:00:24.000 I know.
00:00:24.000 My haters must hate you.
00:00:27.000 Bro. They must hate me.
00:00:29.000 I'm so fucking cool.
00:00:31.000 You know what?
00:00:31.000 I really think no one hates you, though.
00:00:36.000 The haters hate me, but they're just online trolls in their life.
00:00:38.000 Weasels. In the real world, it's a happy world out here.
00:00:42.000 Everyone's happy world out here.
00:00:43.000 Everyone's happy in the real world.
00:00:44.000 At the club, I'm talking about six girls.
00:00:46.000 Steady walks up, takes all of them from me, and I just left.
00:00:48.000 I was sad.
00:00:49.000 That's why I disappeared.
00:00:50.000 Friendship's worth more.
00:00:51.000 Yeah, the friendship's worth more.
00:00:52.000 Let's bury the hatch.
00:00:53.000 Just if I'm talking to someone, just back the fuck up.
00:00:55.000 I know you're handsome and Richard and me.
00:00:57.000 Both are very true.
00:01:02.000 Let's get this so much.
00:01:04.000 Yeah, let's do it.
00:01:06.000 Let's do it.
00:01:06.000 Let's do it.
00:01:07.000 Dude, I'm not like you.
00:01:09.000 You're a different level.
00:01:10.000 I thought, dude, I saw you have a video of you.
00:01:11.000 Like, uh, C is for a casino or something.
00:01:14.000 I think he loved that shit.
00:01:15.000 Yeah, but I'm trying to stay rich now.
00:01:16.000 I already made it now.
00:01:17.000 I already did it.
00:01:18.000 I've done it now.
00:01:19.000 I'm done.
00:01:19.000 I'm trying to stay rich.
00:01:20.000 I still got to get my Bugatti, bro.
00:01:21.000 That's why I'm gambling.
00:01:22.000 And then when I have Bugatti then, I'm out.
00:01:24.000 All right.
00:01:24.000 Good. Yeah, exactly.
00:01:25.000 Let's go ahead.
00:01:26.000 Steve. I love you!
00:01:32.000 Hey, taste!
00:01:32.000 Hey, safe!
00:01:34.000 I'll get it!
00:01:36.000 I Gold Mike!
00:01:57.000 I Gold Mike!
00:02:06.000 Ladies and gentlemen, after three rounds, we're going to get this sport-fathers for the competition.
00:02:16.000 One of the United States on.
00:02:18.000 Sometimes you just feel tired.
00:02:24.000 You feel weak.
00:02:25.000 I'm going to feel content.
00:02:28.000 I feel like you want to just give up.
00:02:31.000 You got a search for you.
00:02:46.000 I'm spilling these raps as long as you feel them to the day that i drive you'll never say that i'm not killing them because why i'm not then i'm gonna stop pinning them and i am not Can I lock it with the chio?
00:03:12.000 That was good.
00:03:13.000 He took thank you forever to go.
00:03:16.000 Oh, the hat.
00:03:17.000 He needs the hat, he needs the hat.
00:03:20.000 He's the hat man.
00:03:23.000 How's that catch?
00:03:24.000 It suits you.
00:03:26.000 I'm actually Mr. Excited now.
00:03:28.000 You know the thing that's exciting me the most?
00:03:30.000 What? The fact that the music's already too loud and annoying me and I'm about 500 meters from the club.
00:03:30.000 The fact that the music is already too loud and annoying me and I'm about 500 meters from the club.
00:03:35.000 Nice. Very excited.
00:03:37.000 Hey, listen.
00:03:38.000 Andrew! Andrew!
00:03:56.000 Andrew! That's a good idea.
00:04:04.000 Okay, everything's out of there but I'm gonna...
00:04:10.000 How American is this?
00:04:15.000 One hundred percent.
00:04:17.000 You gave me a cowboy.
00:04:19.000 You don't have a cowboy hat.
00:04:21.000 Take your hat.
00:04:22.000 Good morning to you too.
00:04:27.000 Is that what we do that?
00:04:29.000 Good morning, partner.
00:04:32.000 The Christmas disappeared.
00:04:34.000 That's right now.
00:04:37.000 It's real.
00:04:40.000 Yeah. Like that.
00:04:44.000 I Valering.
00:04:45.000 Yeah.
00:04:47.000 So admit we're American.
00:04:50.000 Ammit more American.
00:04:51.000 What most American are you guys?
00:04:53.000 Tiffany, Andrew, or Andrews?
00:04:54.000 Yeah, there's been a few racist Twitter posts.
00:04:57.000 Oh, me too.
00:04:57.000 I'm racist too.
00:04:58.000 You can say anything.
00:04:59.000 I'm super racist or on Twitter.
00:05:01.000 I think it's great.
00:05:03.000 I think it's hilarious.
00:05:05.000 Is there anything more American?
00:05:06.000 They're driving from Las Vegas to Los Angeles and stopping at a 50s diner halfway through the desert.
00:05:12.000 I feel as American as can be right now.
00:05:14.000 I might buy a monster truck.
00:05:16.000 Might shoot up a school.
00:05:18.000 Okay, nice.
00:05:19.000 I'm joking.
00:05:20.000 A.G. of Florida.
00:05:22.000 I'm joking.
00:05:23.000 And AG of California.
00:05:25.000 But, uh, yeah, I feel American.
00:05:26.000 What else can I do this American?
00:05:28.000 Beek jerking.
00:05:29.000 Dron strikes?
00:05:31.000 Who should we drone strike?
00:05:32.000 Luke, admit you're a cousin?
00:05:33.000 Luke, admit you're sick.
00:05:36.000 Luke, admit you couldn't live in a volcano.
00:05:38.000 This is too hot.
00:05:39.000 Do you admit it?
00:05:41.000 That's true.
00:05:41.000 He admits it.
00:05:42.000 You know why this has happened?
00:05:44.000 The Oreo.
00:05:45.000 Luke's Oreo.
00:05:47.000 Luke. You ate the Oreo and now you're sick.
00:05:50.000 I told you it would have been a completely different reality if only if you weren't so gluttonous and greedy.
00:05:55.000 If he could control himself in front of a fucking pack of cookies, instead of having a complete loss.
00:06:02.000 of all cognitive function like a child.
00:06:06.000 He'd be living in a completely different world right now.
00:06:08.000 He'd be king of the world.
00:06:09.000 He'd be king of the world.
00:06:10.000 All the nations would have united under Lord Luke.
00:06:14.000 Instead, he's sitting outside a diner, dying of a cold.
00:06:17.000 Because he couldn't fucking help himself and he ate the Oreo.
00:06:20.000 Look, eat temporary beef jerky.
00:06:22.000 What do you get?
00:06:25.000 That's a beef jerky?
00:06:27.000 I'm going to have beef jerky when I'm about to have the greatest food on planet Earth.
00:06:30.000 Those are in fucking America.
00:06:31.000 Beef jerky and slim gyms.
00:06:34.000 That is pretty American.
00:06:35.000 Not gonna lie.
00:06:35.000 That's damn right it is.
00:06:38.000 You ain't nothing for the highland dog up.
00:06:38.000 You ain't nothing but a highland dog, yeah, you're crying all the time.
00:06:42.000 Well, you ain't never going to wrap it and you ain't no friend of mine.
00:07:04.000 What I said Jewish high-class?
00:07:11.000 What's American?
00:07:13.000 Cheeseburger. Milk sugar to cheeseburger?
00:07:15.000 I'm like, whatever it is I order, it has to be American.
00:07:18.000 Does it get more American, you get a burger and a prize?
00:07:23.000 Good question.
00:07:24.000 Huh? Good question.
00:07:26.000 I think we have seven.
00:07:27.000 Yeah, we have two more.
00:07:28.000 Yeah, there's two more.
00:07:29.000 Thank you.
00:07:30.000 Thank you.
00:07:32.000 All they sit down?
00:07:34.000 A king con monster boy.
00:07:36.000 Half a pound.
00:07:38.000 So as well, please.
00:07:40.000 Okay. Thank you.
00:07:42.000 Quit copying.
00:07:45.000 Spocker and potty?
00:07:46.000 I want to copy you.
00:07:48.000 Why would I want to be like you ever one day in my life?
00:07:52.000 We didn't poison your tea.
00:07:55.000 I wouldn't poison you just to get good content laughing at you while you're poisoned.
00:07:59.000 I'd never do that.
00:08:04.000 Give yourself a double thumbs up and a pat on the back.
00:08:08.000 That will cheer you on.
00:08:11.000 Do you feel better?
00:08:13.000 You're sure?
00:08:14.000 You look like you feel better.
00:08:21.000 Cheers fellas.
00:08:22.000 To Luke's Helden.
00:08:24.000 Oh, shit.
00:08:25.000 This place must cringe.
00:08:35.000 Worked it out fast.
00:08:36.000 See, I'm a fucking genius.
00:08:39.000 I trust you.
00:08:40.000 I wish.
00:08:41.000 I'll order my...
00:08:42.000 Just admit.
00:08:42.000 I order the barricle.
00:08:43.000 I admit.
00:08:44.000 So you admit it?
00:08:45.000 Yeah. You admit it, yeah?
00:08:47.000 Because I'm not scared of you.
00:08:49.000 I don't want a whole one.
00:08:50.000 You're not a tough guy.
00:08:54.000 There's no salt on your crackers, sir.
00:08:57.000 There is a zinc crackers and salt.
00:08:59.000 There is no salt on your crackers.
00:09:01.000 I admit it.
00:09:01.000 I admit it, you're the greatest.
00:09:03.000 There's no salt in my crackers.
00:09:05.000 Got him.
00:09:06.000 We found him sinker.
00:09:11.000 Me, you all want.
00:09:15.000 No. It's diabetic poison in a glass.
00:09:17.000 And this morning, when I said, you want breakfast, bubble off, he said, I'm not going to eat any sugar today because sugar is going to make me feel sick.
00:09:22.000 That's what he said to me.
00:09:26.000 You know what I've been mine, right?
00:09:30.000 You know what I've been mine.
00:09:32.000 It's like when women accuse men of being, oh, you're in charge of everything.
00:09:34.000 Oh, we're perfectly fine, thank you.
00:09:37.000 Tell me what would make Luke feel better?
00:09:39.000 You don't make you feel bare Luke?
00:09:42.000 Drink a pint of straight vodka and then going out and sitting in the desert sun for 13 hours.
00:09:45.000 You know what make you feel bear?
00:09:47.000 Driving straight back to Vegas, taking all the money you have and spitting it at the casino wheels.
00:09:50.000 You transport your mind to a future reality where your body's not sick anymore.
00:09:53.000 It exists inside of that reality and you have a brand new consciousness where you don't feel like that.
00:09:56.000 Yeah. Easy.
00:09:59.000 That's it.
00:10:00.000 And a week you're not going to be sick, so just forward your brain.
00:10:03.000 Fast forward like a cassette player.
00:10:04.000 Blink through the spacetime continuum.
00:10:07.000 And you blink enough times.
00:10:07.000 Within a week from that.
00:10:09.000 So just forge your brain up.
00:10:11.000 You know what actually can feel better?
00:10:12.000 I'm not sure.
00:10:13.000 If you drank this whole thing of Tabasco, that would definitely cure you.
00:10:17.000 Can you admit if I was sick like you, I'd do that?
00:10:20.000 And you admit it.
00:10:21.000 Probably do it.
00:10:21.000 I would do it.
00:10:22.000 If you drank all this Tabasco, it would make you feel better.
00:10:25.000 I guarantee it.
00:10:25.000 I guarantee it.
00:10:26.000 *music*
00:10:40.000 How long before Tristan asked me for a deep fried pickle?
00:10:45.000 That was pretty instant.
00:10:47.000 I've made the best choices so far.
00:10:50.000 I admit that I would like a deep fried pickle, yes.
00:10:54.000 I'm not sure about the root beer float, but I completely admit that I need a deep fried in my life.
00:10:59.000 You know all, buddy?
00:11:01.000 Sure. Thanks, Fred.
00:11:02.000 They even give you some dipping sauce.
00:11:07.000 Thank you.
00:11:10.000 Did you do that because you don't like them?
00:11:12.000 I did it because I felt sorry for you.
00:11:15.000 Because I've never seen such a tiny little man living such a pathetic existence.
00:11:22.000 That's why I gave me.
00:11:24.000 Okay? I knew this.
00:11:29.000 My self-esteem was at an all-time love.
00:11:39.000 This will cure liquid.
00:11:43.000 The acidity of the pickle kills germs.
00:11:51.000 We ordered them.
00:11:53.000 Everything I've ordered so far, he's eaten.
00:11:57.000 He's refusing to admit, I've made the best order.
00:12:00.000 I ordered them.
00:12:02.000 I ordered them.
00:12:04.000 Give me what I mean.
00:12:09.000 Can't do that.
00:12:10.000 Oh, shit.
00:12:11.000 I'm a chicken spice.
00:12:12.000 Oh. Come to the crushing realization that.
00:12:18.000 Cousins are just scams.
00:12:19.000 It's no thing as a cousin.
00:12:20.000 It's just something your parents, siblings, children do to hang out with you.
00:12:24.000 They made up the word.
00:12:26.000 Running a scam.
00:12:27.000 Luke, is that true?
00:12:29.000 Scammed his way in.
00:12:30.000 Using that old line, gave it a title like it matters.
00:12:33.000 Called himself my cousin.
00:12:33.000 called himself my cousin.
00:12:42.000 That was so shitty.
00:12:47.000 Why are you laughing?
00:12:48.000 That was so bad.
00:12:50.000 Luke is tired of your bullshit.
00:12:52.000 Bullshit? That was a good one.
00:12:55.000 You even laughed at one of my gems like that a couple days.
00:12:59.000 And I repeat, Luke, a curly fry will make you feel better because F stands for feel better Luke.
00:13:06.000 Yeah, fries we give with F and F stands for feel better Luke.
00:13:10.000 He's really eating onion ring.
00:13:14.000 Because onion begins with O, which we all know stands for.
00:13:21.000 Oh, why won't you feel better loop?
00:13:25.000 Cheese will make you feel better.
00:13:27.000 Because cheese begins with CH.
00:13:30.000 And as we know, that stands for, cheer up and feel better loop.
00:13:34.000 You should drink some water, because water begins with a W. And as we all know, W stands for, won't you please feel better Luke?
00:13:45.000 You should drink a milkshake.
00:13:47.000 The milkshake begins with M. And as we know, M stands for Make sure you feel better soon, Luke.
00:14:05.000 And T stands for tired of seeing you feel sorry for yourself, Luke.
00:14:10.000 You should look that way.
00:14:12.000 Bailey's pointing a camera at you.
00:14:15.000 And as you know, camera begins with a C. and C stands for, can't you just cheer up and feel better loop?
00:14:15.000 And as you know, camera begins with a C. And C stands for, can't you just cheer up and feel better Luke?
00:14:23.000 Help me!
00:14:25.000 Help me!
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00:15:34.000 The best tables at the most exclusive clubs.
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