Tate Speech - March 07, 2024


The Secret of Blood Pressure | Tate Confidential Ep 220


Episode Stats

Length

15 minutes

Words per Minute

165.58237

Word Count

2,630

Sentence Count

267

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

11


Summary

Alex and Alex are joined by special guest and friend of the show, Alex's mom, to discuss a variety of topics, including: , and . Alex and Alex talk about their favorite Barbra Streisand movies, and Alex talks about the time he had sex with a woman who had a tiny peepee. They also talk about how they're drinking a lot of Red Bull, and how it's making them a little buzzed, and they talk about some other things, too, like the fact that they're eating a chicken wrap and Alex is eating a whole chicken wrap, and it's getting spicy, and that's not even close to as spicy as it should be. Also, Alex tries to figure out why he's drinking so much Red Bull and Alex wants to know if it's because he's teething or if he's having a hard time getting enough of the stuff he's eating, and why he needs to drink so much of it. . . . and they also discuss why they're not drinking as much as they should be drinking it and why they should stop drinking it, and what they should do with the rest of the Red Bull they're consuming. And they also talk a little bit about how Ginger sauce, which is actually making them feel like they're having a bad day and how they need some more of it, but it's not enough of it and they need to drink a little more of that and how to make them feel better. , and they drink a lot more ginger sauce, so they need more Ginger sauce. ...and they drink too much more ginger, and so on and so they drink way too much Ginger sauce and so much more. And so on, etc, etc etc, and the list of things they're doing, etc. Enjoy, y'all! Thank you so much for listening to this episode of the podcast, y all. XOXO. -Jon -Tune in next week for the next episode. -Jon and the crew at The R&B Crew! -JONY -Jony and the gang at the R.J. BOWL - Jony - Jony & the team at the J& the band at the House of Blues - DJ Khalsa - JONY and the boys at The J&B - J.B. & the J & J Crew


Transcript

00:00:00.000 ♪♪ -♪ Ay, came back with a bang ♪
00:00:09.000 ♪ Window down, yelling out, money in the bank, ay, hoo ♪ ♪ Came back with a bang, window down, yelling out, money
00:00:16.000 in the bank, ay, ay ♪ ♪ Got the Ford on the gas, pedal to the metal, I be
00:00:21.000 getting to the bag, ay, hoo ♪ ♪ Got the Ford on the gas, pedal to the metal, when the
00:00:27.000 lane move fast, ay, ay ♪ ♪ They don't really want it, I been getting to it, little
00:00:32.000 nigga, I ain't frontin' now, ay ♪ ♪ All I'm keeping is a hundred, murking all these tracks,
00:00:37.000 Murk'd on, boy, I run it, ay, ay, ay ♪ ♪ Keep the cash coming, beat the kitty up, I'ma keep that
00:00:43.000 ass running, ay, yeah ♪ ♪ I ain't need no applause, opposite of all these rappers,
00:00:48.000 money never on the floor, ay, ay ♪ ♪ They ain't really earn shit, they ain't never learn
00:00:53.000 shit, I waited my turn, bitch, ay, ay ♪ ♪ I make bitches turn quick, bitches call me hottie, I be
00:00:59.000 Scotty with the worm, bitch, ay, ay ♪ ♪ More money when it burn quick, fire on the dead
00:01:04.000 president like a furnace, ay, ay ♪ ♪ In the studio, I earn shit, ay, ay, that you turn what
00:01:10.000 you turn, bitch, ay, hoo, bass, ay ♪ ♪ Tourne dans la vie de vide, tourne dans la vie de vide,
00:01:18.000 tourne dans la vie de vide, me fait tourner dans la vie de vide, tourne, tourne dans la vie, tourne dans la vie de
00:01:27.000 vide, me fait tourner ♪ ♪
00:01:33.000 Hey, I'm Barbra Streisand News.
00:01:34.000 Yeah, I'm the admin.
00:01:35.000 Tour dates!
00:01:37.000 I'm the admin. I'll let you in.
00:01:39.000 You're not listening. I'm the admin of the group.
00:01:41.000 I'm going to become the number one fan of Barbra Streisand.
00:01:43.000 Because I'm the admin.
00:01:45.000 I'm going to out Barbra Streisand fan you.
00:01:47.000 You can't. Impossible.
00:01:48.000 I'm sure she loves my content. I'm renowned.
00:01:51.000 But Barbra Streisand loves me, personally.
00:01:53.000 I actually had a romantic sexual affair with her.
00:01:55.000 Honest.
00:01:56.000 Spontaneous.
00:01:57.000 That's funny.
00:02:00.000 What the fuck you laughing at?
00:02:04.000 How did you get around her enormous nose?
00:02:06.000 With your tiny peepee.
00:02:09.000 That was very interesting. No oral.
00:02:11.000 Because the peepee doesn't reach the mouth.
00:02:15.000 So, but sex only.
00:02:19.000 Keep it kosher. I swear before the Lord, when I finish eating this chicken wrap with I'm Destructed, I'm going to stand up, I'm going to wash my hands, I'm going to go and take a piss, I'm going to get a can of water, I'm going to drink my water on the way to the war room, I'm going to sit on my laptop, and I'm going to join a Barbra Streisand online fan club, the most expensive one I can find, and I'm going to try my very best to work my way up the forum and be a respected member of the community.
00:02:43.000 Bro, they're my groups, and I'm not letting you in.
00:02:44.000 No, you're not listening.
00:02:45.000 No, I own the groups.
00:02:47.000 Yeah, yeah I do.
00:02:48.000 This is probably our seventh show.
00:03:12.000 Why are we drinking seven children's?
00:03:14.000 I already drank 10 before.
00:03:16.000 Nice. I can confirm.
00:03:17.000 Alex and I drank a ton earlier this morning.
00:03:20.000 Didn't say it didn't happen. True.
00:03:22.000 Let's prove. Fair point.
00:03:25.000 Ginger sauce is actually making me a bad stomach.
00:03:28.000 And it's getting spicy. What's in it?
00:03:34.000 What's in it? Lime.
00:03:37.000 Honey, ginger, and that's it.
00:03:39.000 Need some more ginger.
00:03:41.000 Need some more?
00:03:43.000 I don't know.
00:03:45.000 I had a hard life.
00:03:47.000 Depressed. Need something to take the edge off, you know?
00:03:49.000 Hm.
00:03:51.000 That's what I was gonna say.
00:03:53.000 Why is everything a contest in this house?
00:03:55.000 We are ginger sharks.
00:03:57.000 What's up one a day?
00:04:00.000 One bottle.
00:04:02.000 And one left.
00:04:04.000 Ah.
00:04:05.000 Flip it, throw it off. One more.
00:04:07.000 Do you have anything to raise my blood pressure?
00:04:16.000 Red Bull.
00:04:18.000 Can I have a Red Bull, please?
00:04:22.000 Red Bull's all around. Thanks.
00:04:27.000 Turns out there's a few men left in this no-name town.
00:04:33.000 Why are you staring me down?
00:04:38.000 Should I be perfectly prepared to engage you in Mortal Kombat right now?
00:04:42.000 Let's go. To the deck.
00:04:44.000 And there's no fair fights.
00:04:45.000 Anyone who's ever been in a fight knows there's no such thing as a fair fight.
00:04:48.000 So you have to get through Alex.
00:04:50.000 Would you give me enough time to throw this and put stuff in the way to grab a mache.
00:04:57.000 You wouldn't go for the mache.
00:04:58.000 Ooh, I don't have the point.
00:04:59.000 No, you're white. No, bite it.
00:05:01.000 You're white. You don't think like that.
00:05:04.000 You'd be like, oh, I'll go and slap him.
00:05:07.000 I'll go give him a good telling off.
00:05:09.000 And you'll try, and the black man did.
00:05:11.000 Well... You don't have the moral, instant, it's not in you.
00:05:15.000 You understand? You'll be like, oh, colonized his ancestors.
00:05:18.000 Been there, done that. It's my turn.
00:05:21.000 It's my time. For revenge.
00:05:23.000 For retribution. You understand?
00:05:26.000 A few moments later.
00:05:29.000 I'm joking. I'm sweating and feel genuinely sick.
00:05:32.000 I do not feel good. I heard that Red Bulls make your tummy feel better.
00:05:37.000 Tummy? Ha!
00:05:39.000 Game! You're the one that's whining about a stomachache.
00:05:44.000 Stomachache, yes. If I sat there and said my tummy hurts, I'd expect a beatdown.
00:05:50.000 That was funny.
00:05:53.000 You know what? You posted that video today.
00:05:56.000 The first comment I saw was, who the fuck is that nerd?
00:06:02.000 It was a funny debate. Nice!
00:06:08.000 Hey, Rebel, calm me down.
00:06:10.000 I think if I get my blood pressure high enough, I can fly.
00:06:13.000 Red Bull does give you wings.
00:06:15.000 If you get your blood pressure high enough, hear me out, high enough, you can fly.
00:06:21.000 It's worth a try. Can you fly with normal blood pressure?
00:06:24.000 I understand what you mean. If you have normal blood pressure, you drop off a building, will you fly?
00:06:29.000 Probably not. I understand what you mean. But if you get it high enough, it's worth a try.
00:06:35.000 Out-of-body experience is cold.
00:06:38.000 No. I'm talking about really flying.
00:06:40.000 If I had to jump off a building and my only hope of surviving was to fly and I said, do you want to do it with normal blood pressure or sky-high blood pressure, I'd say, well, we may as well fucking load me up.
00:06:48.000 So you fly because you increase your chi.
00:06:51.000 Exactly. Also, I've come to a very important conclusion.
00:06:54.000 I drink celery juice and I've never been attacked by a tiger.
00:06:59.000 Therefore, celery juice prevents tiger attacks.
00:07:03.000 True. I might be onto something.
00:07:06.000 So anyone who doesn't drink celery is gonna get eaten.
00:07:09.000 So that makes sense. That's logic.
00:07:12.000 Yeah. Did you have your celery juice today?
00:07:14.000 I've had celery juice today.
00:07:15.000 Alright, good. You are protected.
00:07:17.000 Let the eye out. So the tiger comes for anyone.
00:07:19.000 Long toast. Several days later.
00:07:22.000 You were somebody. And things changed.
00:07:25.000 Okay. What happened though?
00:07:27.000 You were good at Smash. He beat you.
00:07:28.000 Now you don't change. I'm tired, bro.
00:07:30.000 I'm gonna go sleep. He came in here.
00:07:33.000 Hold on.
00:07:34.000 Didn't say I was tired? It's not as tired.
00:07:36.000 Look at my eyes. But did you lose?
00:07:38.000 I don't know. Did you win or lose?
00:07:39.000 Hey man, get out of here! I lost one game out of 20,000 games.
00:07:44.000 And the game you lost was your last one?
00:07:47.000 No, I beat you, remember?
00:07:49.000 No, but I'm not champion. I beat you, I beat you.
00:07:52.000 You were the champion.
00:07:54.000 I'm the champion. Yeah, who took your title?
00:07:55.000 Nobody I don't know what he did though
00:07:59.000 It was a random game, you know, with random players Go, go, go, go, go, go
00:08:03.000 Half time It's right here, it's right here
00:08:07.000 Go, go, go It's right here, it's right here
00:08:11.000 Come on, come on Nah, man. You're going to be so much fun.
00:08:16.000 Next time I see you here...
00:08:17.000 Knock it out! Knock it out!
00:08:19.000 Knock it out! Knock it out! Knock it out! Knock it out!
00:08:20.000 Knock it out! I challenged you, and you accepted it, and I chose around the character, and I beat you.
00:08:25.000 You know what I hear? I'm a busy man.
00:08:29.000 You know what I hear? Excuses.
00:08:32.000 We won the last game.
00:08:33.000 Who's not me? Well, I beat him just now.
00:08:36.000 I beat him. Who? You!
00:08:37.000 I'm the champ, that's a fact!
00:08:39.000 I'm the champ!
00:08:41.000 One game, one game.
00:08:43.000 I'm on the schedule bro.
00:08:45.000 I got scheduled bro, I got scheduled.
00:08:47.000 He's told in the morning.
00:08:49.000 He's released.
00:08:51.000 Listen, baby.
00:08:53.000 He's scared of me.
00:08:55.000 That's it.
00:08:57.000 I don't know what the fuck's going on.
00:08:59.000 Skill issue!
00:09:01.000 Where's Walt?
00:09:03.000 Walt got buffed up.
00:09:05.000 Fuck off.
00:09:06.000 Fuck off.
00:09:07.000 Just get it, Demi.
00:09:09.000 Buffalo. Problems with this house is I bought my big boy pants and decided that was it.
00:09:14.000 I wasn't going to have him in my house just respecting my people, you know?
00:09:18.000 They're always good as my family. You see any?
00:10:06.000 Maybe one or two. Looking for criminals, Bailey.
00:10:12.000 Decided I want some excitement in my life.
00:10:14.000 I watched Batman and I thought, Bruce Wayne, he got super rich and he could fight really well.
00:10:18.000 He had a Batmobile and he thought, fuck it, let me just go get the criminals.
00:10:21.000 So it's four in the morning.
00:10:24.000 I didn't even find any. Let's go up to him and say, hey, stop.
00:10:28.000 And if they don't like it, then I'll just...
00:10:31.000 You know?
00:10:34.000 I feel you. What's the point in being a rich...
00:10:38.000 Billionaire who can fight exceptionally well with armed goons if you're not going to walk around trying to stop crime.
00:10:44.000 We do have armed goons.
00:10:45.000 People don't realize. We walk around everywhere with these guys.
00:10:47.000 Of course. I'm Batman.
00:10:49.000 You know what? I think I admit it.
00:10:51.000 You might be Batman because that is actually...
00:10:53.000 It's actually a Batmobile.
00:10:55.000 It is a Batmobile. It's a Ferrari SF90 and that means when I put it in electric mode it's like stealth mode.
00:11:00.000 No one can hear it at all. No one can hear when I sneak up on the criminals if I put it in race mode that I can drive exceptionally fast.
00:11:05.000 I'm basically Batman now.
00:11:07.000 And tonight, we're gonna drive around all night looking for criminals.
00:11:11.000 So, I do admit, this is a Batmobile.
00:11:14.000 You might be Batman.
00:11:16.000 But aren't you also James Bond?
00:11:19.000 Am I James Bond?
00:11:21.000 I feel like you are. I am English.
00:11:23.000 I can gamble.
00:11:25.000 I do get girls.
00:11:27.000 Problem is I got the wrong car.
00:11:30.000 I'll fix it. We're entering an extremely interesting period of human history.
00:11:41.000 You need disruption to allow you a chance to escape.
00:11:44.000 You need a hole in the wall.
00:11:46.000 You need an open gate.
00:11:48.000 Otherwise, you're never gonna get out.
00:11:50.000 It's amazing that most people do not think about disruptive industries.
00:11:54.000 Think about Bitcoin. How important it was and how it disrupted all of the financial markets of Earth.
00:12:00.000 If you truly understood how big cryptocurrency was going to be, you would have invested early.
00:12:03.000 You would have spent time and energy getting in before everybody else did.
00:12:07.000 By the time you understood how monumentally it's going to affect society, it was too late.
00:12:12.000 Everybody else was involved.
00:12:13.000 Let me give you a much easier play than cryptocurrency.
00:12:17.000 Artificial intelligence. You understand it's here to stay.
00:12:20.000 You understand it's going to change how society functions.
00:12:24.000 You understand the matrix is going to use it to enslave you.
00:12:27.000 And yet you are not thinking, I should benefit from this technology before it's too late.
00:12:31.000 It doesn't matter if you're a plumber.
00:12:33.000 It doesn't matter if you're a barista.
00:12:34.000 It doesn't matter what industry you are in.
00:12:36.000 You should be using artificial intelligence to make money.
00:12:39.000 The machines will speak for you.
00:12:42.000 They will produce content for you.
00:12:45.000 The machines will work for you so you can have money and you're yet to utilize this disruptive technology.
00:12:51.000 What more could you possibly be hoping for?
00:12:55.000 My predictive track record is flawless.
00:12:57.000 I guarantee you this is your only chance.
00:13:00.000 For the next 30 years, your only shot is going to be AI. What else do you expect to come?
00:13:06.000 What else do you expect to happen to society which is going to be as disruptive and as invasive and pervasive?
00:13:12.000 It's here and it's going to affect every single facet of your life and it has not crossed your mind to use it to make money?
00:13:19.000 I don't know what else you could possibly be hoping for.
00:13:21.000 You don't get many second chances in life.
00:13:24.000 And I will argue that AI is going to be much bigger for the people who know how to utilize it than crypto ever was.
00:13:30.000 What's really interesting is, it's very difficult to learn how to make money from artificial intelligence.
00:13:36.000 All of these matrix-minded universities, you could pay $100,000 to get some degree, and they're going to sit you down in front of a book that was printed in 1988 and waste your time.
00:13:45.000 All of your money and five years of your time.
00:13:48.000 There is one school that will teach you how to make money from artificial intelligence today.
00:13:52.000 Not tomorrow, today.
00:13:53.000 With lessons which are updated every single morning at 8am.
00:13:57.000 Cutting edge. To the minute!
00:13:59.000 And it's Hustles University.
00:14:01.000 If you don't learn from us, along with our students, if you don't learn how to implement the machines, if you don't get your own team of Terminators to fight against Skynet, your enslavement and the enslavement of your bloodline is assured.
00:14:14.000 And I find it remarkable that An opportunity which is clearly disruptive, easy to spot, and you know is going to change the way the entire world functions.
00:14:24.000 And you don't even have to work.
00:14:26.000 The machines will work for you.
00:14:28.000 You still don't sit and think, I need to learn how to use this technology.
00:14:33.000 I don't know what else you could possibly be hoping for, but I can guarantee you this.
00:14:38.000 My team and the people who are in Hustlers University, all of us who are ahead of the curve, are going to become monumentally more successful than you could possibly imagine.
00:14:47.000 They say decouple your time and your money.
00:14:50.000 You have to make sure you're not using your time for money because you run out of time.
00:14:54.000 Machines don't run out of time.
00:14:56.000 Machines run around the clock.
00:14:58.000 The money never ends. It's going to be have-nots and have-yots.
00:15:02.000 It's going to be people with Bentleys and pennies.
00:15:04.000 And you have to make a choice which team you want to be on.
00:15:07.000 Hustlers University is the only place where you'll learn how to make money with the machine mind right now today.
00:15:12.000 It doesn't matter what industry you're in.
00:15:13.000 It doesn't matter if you don't even have an industry yet.
00:15:16.000 We'll teach you everything you need to know to raise your own army of machines to resist the technological enslavement which is coming for you.
00:15:22.000 They're going to stamp a QR code on your forehead.
00:15:25.000 And unless you're rich, you're going to be walking around afraid of the facial recognition
00:15:28.000 cameras.
00:15:29.000 AI is coming for all of us.
00:15:30.000 It can't be escaped.
00:15:31.000 Society is being disrupted, and your only chance to escape is now.
00:15:35.000 You need to get rich.
00:15:36.000 God has given you this chance.
00:15:38.000 You're the only person who can make this work, and you're the only person who can fuck this up.
00:15:42.000 And I guess in 100 years from now, your great-grandchildren will ask,
00:15:46.000 why didn't they take advantage of AI before it was used to enslave us all?
00:15:50.000 Why didn't he decide to get as rich as possible when it was a disruptive industry?