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THE SECRETS TO ELITE LEVEL HYDRATION | Tate Confidential Ep. 51


Summary

In this episode, the lads attempt to get back to Romania after being banned by the Romanian government for the next 14 days, but they can't get on the plane because they don't have the right papers to travel there. They try to find a way to get on a plane, but it's not an easy task. The lads discuss what they can do, and how they can get back, but the problem is that they're stuck in Romania and can't go home because they've been banned from leaving the country for the last 14 days. Will they make it back before the ban is lifted, or will they have to wait in Romania for another 14 days? We'll find out what happened to them and try to get them on a flight back to the UK, but until then, they're in the realm of the monkey people and the elephant people, where they're eating taco's and eating tacos and drinking more water. We'll see if they can make it home, or if they'll have to stay there for the rest of the trip. Also, we talk about Joe Biden and why he's not a good president, and why you should be worried about him being the next president. by the way, we also talk about how to drink more water and crack crack and not get dehydrated. We're not drinking enough of it, we're drinking too much of it. We're drinking it, so you're not living the life of your best life, are you drinking enough water? bye bye bye. Bye Bye Bye bye. xoxo. -Buying more water, bye bye, bye Bye Bye, bye, Bye bye, bye, Bye, Bye Bye. Have a good day! -Aidan & Ben & Ben x -PSA - Ben x - - EJ & Jack - P. Cheers, - Jack Ben - Tim - Margo - PSYCHOTTERROCHTERRA - JOSH - CHEERS! - CHEERICA - BONUS EPISODES: CHECK OUT THE EPISODE - BYE, CHEVERYTHING WE'S TALKING ABOUT IT'S GOOGLE AND FAST AND GOT A LOT OF WEEKS AND WEEK'S PRODUCING A LOTS OF WATER - BYO, BABY!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 I'm not sure if that's true.
00:00:42.000 So we're on to the next.
00:00:44.000 We're going to London to buy party hats.
00:00:51.000 Party hats. Yeah, for when Joe Biden becomes president.
00:00:56.000 So we'll never use them.
00:00:57.000 We need party hats because Joe Biden's going to become president.
00:01:00.000 He's not. He is. He's super not.
00:01:02.000 Did you see the last thing he said?
00:01:04.000 I think he said there was millions of deaths for corona and millions of job losses.
00:01:09.000 Listen, it's Joe Biden's A Democrat.
00:01:11.000 Who else are you going to vote for? A racist?
00:01:15.000 Not my president. Exactly.
00:01:21.000 Alright, so we've just landed in London.
00:01:25.000 And literally, last night, Romania, for the next 14 days, and they may extend, has banned all flights between the two countries.
00:01:32.000 So now we're stuck out of Romania.
00:01:35.000 We can't go home. We're in England.
00:01:37.000 But they haven't seemed to have banned Sweden.
00:01:39.000 So we might have to finish in London, go back to Sweden, and then go buy a suite to Romania.
00:01:45.000 So that's the beginning of my plan.
00:01:47.000 Why don't you work on it to get us back?
00:01:48.000 Because I have to get back in during the time I'm locked out.
00:01:52.000 Otherwise I don't win. I can wait, but then I don't win.
00:01:56.000 I can wait, and then I'm allowed.
00:01:58.000 Nah, I'm finding a way.
00:02:00.000 We'll see you guys soon. We're banned.
00:02:03.000 We're banned from going back to Romania by air.
00:02:05.000 We were in Stockholm. We could have stayed in Stockholm.
00:02:07.000 We didn't. We flew here. We had stuff to do here.
00:02:09.000 By the time we landed, Romania banned all air travel between the UK and Romania for the next two weeks.
00:02:13.000 We can't be stuck every two weeks because we have to go back to Romania.
00:02:15.000 We have your Ferrari, which is getting collected by a cargo truck.
00:02:19.000 And what we could do is pretend we work for the cargo truck company because cargo is allowed to travel through France and sit in the cargo truck and try and get back that way.
00:02:27.000 But the Romanian guy is saying there's no room for three people in the truck.
00:02:29.000 We can't drive home.
00:02:32.000 Because you can't get into France unless you're transporting cargo.
00:02:36.000 So then, I was just looking on the phone, we can fly back to Stockholm on Monday, so another five days to Stockholm, wait in Stockholm until Friday, and then fly back to Romania from Stockholm.
00:02:45.000 But I just spoke on the phone to another guy who said that there's a link, an online link, you can apply to the French government for transit papers saying you're going through the country.
00:02:55.000 So we have to now drive to Essex right now to meet him Get the link, try to find the transit papers, get your 458, and drive to Romania.
00:03:02.000 That's the plan.
00:03:04.000 I'm back in the car.
00:03:39.000 We're living in the realms of the monkey people.
00:03:43.000 people.
00:03:44.000 � It's supposed to be. The realm of the monkey people.
00:03:51.000 We're eating traditional Swedish cuisine in Stockholm.
00:03:55.000 It's called a taco. You ever heard of a taco before?
00:03:59.000 I have. From Sweden.
00:04:02.000 Tacos are Swedish. Tacos are Swedish.
00:04:05.000 And we've come here to try and get back into Romania, and we have a flight coming soon.
00:04:07.000 Until then, we're in elephant world.
00:04:14.000 Elephant world. And the realm of the monkey people.
00:04:20.000 Perfect. Thank you.
00:04:24.000 So they're not letting Andrew on.
00:04:26.000 He's arguing. He's arguing with him right now.
00:04:29.000 He has residency and everything.
00:04:31.000 They let me by, but we'll see if he gets on.
00:04:37.000 Romania really doesn't want us inside.
00:04:39.000 We'll see. I think he'll do it.
00:04:44.000 So he made it back. We did.
00:04:46.000 He gave me loads of shit. He didn't give any shit.
00:04:47.000 Gave me zero shit. Bro, who's natural?
00:04:50.000 Where's your residence paper? What the fuck are we gonna do?
00:04:52.000 Send me back to Sweden?
00:04:53.000 Let me in. Do I look swindish?
00:04:56.000 We'll see. Okay, you must stay home 14 days.
00:05:00.000 Fuck off. He gave me zero.
00:05:02.000 Did he tell you to stay home?
00:05:03.000 Yeah, he did. Although that's not gonna happen.
00:05:06.000 Exactly. We're back.
00:05:15.000 We're back. I had no idea that Alexander had done this,
00:05:44.000 but someone just tweeted at me.
00:05:46.000 Hey, Abu Dhan and Talisman, you need to buy Ajax's course, How to Drink More Water, and do his tape speech review.
00:05:52.000 So Alexander's put a course on Gumroad called, How to Drink More Water.
00:05:57.000 I am out of water right now.
00:05:58.000 Are you dehydrated daily?
00:06:00.000 Yes. Are your energy levels low?
00:06:01.000 Yes. Do your joints pop and crack?
00:06:03.000 No, I am out of water.
00:06:04.000 You're not living the best life.
00:06:06.000 Bye. Bye. Buying it.
00:06:08.000 Buy it. In this eight-part course, I will instruct you step by step.
00:06:11.000 You have to increase your hydration to elite levels.
00:06:13.000 Buy it. How much is it? $500 plus value.
00:06:16.000 Is that it? Buy it instantly.
00:06:19.000 I'm buying the course. You don't need to spend $500 to show someone how to drink water.
00:06:24.000 How do I drink water without any fucking water you can't?
00:06:26.000 I got any fucking water!
00:06:28.000 Buy a course! Stay in here with coffee!
00:06:30.000 Yeah, because we wanted coffee.
00:06:32.000 I'm buying the course. You're not buying.
00:06:34.000 I'm buying it. What's it going to show you?
00:06:36.000 Nothing. How to increase my hydration to elite levels.
00:06:40.000 Elite levels, Rory. That is kind of...
00:06:42.000 It's kind of real. Stop agreeing, you know.
00:06:44.000 It doesn't make sense. It's a glass of water.
00:06:49.000 And... Boom!
00:06:50.000 You bought it. $591.43.
00:06:54.000 How to drink more water.
00:06:56.000 Purchase. We're back in the game.
00:06:58.000 We're back in the game. Let me just review the course materials.
00:07:01.000 Please share your knowledge. I'm reviewing the course materials.
00:07:06.000 Tristan, can you send me the course?
00:07:08.000 No, you have to buy it. You can get discounted.
00:07:09.000 You're not sharing knowledge with us.
00:07:11.000 Look at how quickly he started drinking water!
00:07:13.000 Whoa! All right, all right, all right.
00:07:15.000 Whoa! Straight away!
00:07:18.000 How's that not worth the money?
00:07:20.000 Tristan, please share it.
00:07:22.000 My joints pop. All right, all right, all right.
00:07:24.000 I take it back. I want the ball.
00:07:27.000 Best 600 bucks I've ever spent!
00:07:31.000 Rory, let's go half. No skank in his course.
00:07:35.000 It's good material. I'll give you a discount if you say my name.
00:07:39.000 It's $500. But full price.
00:07:42.000 Full price. No halving the course.
00:07:45.000 I'm not sharing the content.
00:07:48.000 Luke, I'm going to buy it.
00:07:49.000 No, Rory, halves, please.
00:07:52.000 I need it.
00:07:56.000 I'm not 100 to an elite level, are you?
00:07:58.000 I'm not. That's my problem.
00:08:00.000 Stop saying halves.
00:08:01.000 You don't need to stay halves.
00:08:02.000 You own a Ferrari.
00:08:04.000 Stop trying to go absolutely crazy.
00:08:05.000 Yeah, you own a Ferrari.
00:08:07.000 Tell the Ferrari to buy the course.
00:08:08.000 And you are trying to cheat my friend Alexander out of 300 hard-earned dollars.
00:08:14.000 Just in elite levels? Yeah, in elite levels.
00:08:17.000 Do you feel hydrated? I do.
00:08:19.000 I feel wonderful. Best course ever bought.
00:08:22.000 You know, I've always had that problem. I'm buying this fucking course right now.
00:08:25.000 I'm alright. I'm already buying it.
00:08:27.000 You twisted my arm.
00:08:28.000 Go on, buy it.
00:08:29.000 We can't...
00:08:33.000 So we're all sitting around buying Alexander's Course.
00:08:35.000 Alright, so I'm gonna have to buy it full price.
00:08:43.000 Yes, full price. Alright.
00:08:48.000 So what's actually in the course?
00:08:49.000 Because it's just eight parts. I'm curious how it's going to work.
00:08:52.000 You have to—you have to buy it.
00:08:54.000 I've got the course. Show me what's actually in the—well, the eight parts.
00:08:58.000 What's the eight parts? No. Tristan, you can't just show them.
00:09:02.000 I bought the course. See this big button, view content button?
00:09:05.000 That's on my phone. I purchased the course.
00:09:07.000 So you're not going to show me?
00:09:08.000 No. You want the fucking course, buy the fucking course.
00:09:12.000 Like I did. Wait, are you actually buying the course?
00:09:19.000 I need to know. I'm a little bit thirsty, there's no water on my table.
00:09:23.000 What choice do I have?
00:09:25.000 That's a good point, you don't want to die of thirst.
00:09:26.000 I don't want to die of thirst. So I basically have to buy it now.
00:09:30.000 Andrew, will you show me after you buy it?
00:09:31.000 No. You have to buy it.
00:09:34.000 Full price. All right.
00:09:36.000 Tristan, come on!
00:09:38.000 No! No, I won't show you guys.
00:09:39.000 Me and Tristan are not the secret stuff.
00:09:41.000 Elite level hydration.
00:09:42.000 And you're going to be a nobody. Thirsty.
00:09:44.000 But still. And then you both have the course now.
00:09:50.000 Excuse me. Are you actually buying the course?
00:09:52.000 Tristan, sometimes in life, you have to do the right thing.
00:09:57.000 You do. You do.
00:09:59.000 It's a great course.
00:10:01.000 Was it worth it?
00:10:02.000 Honestly, honestly, all jokes aside, before you enter your card numbers, best course ever of all.
00:10:11.000 One second. It's a great course.
00:10:13.000 Do the captcha. Nice.
00:10:17.000 Verify I'm a real person.
00:10:18.000 Why would you think I'm not a real person right?
00:10:24.000 And... Done.
00:10:30.000 You also bought the course.
00:10:32.000 Course bought. Perfect.
00:10:37.000 Now me and you have the secrets to elite level hydration.
00:10:40.000 Wait, you guys can't?
00:10:42.000 You don't have it and you don't have it.
00:10:44.000 You fuckers are going to stay thirsty.
00:10:45.000 Me and Tristan have elite level hydration tactics.
00:10:49.000 Now we're going to need to come. Best $1,200.
00:10:53.000 I haven't even drunk anymore and I'm already not thirsty.
00:10:56.000 It's already hydrating me.
00:10:58.000 I'm already hydrated. Wait, what's in it?
00:11:00.000 You can't, no!
00:11:02.000 I'm looking at it right now. Unless you buy the course.
00:11:03.000 Woohoo! This is a good course.
00:11:05.000 You're not thirsty anymore. This is a good course.
00:11:07.000 Can you just give me like the first part?
00:11:09.000 No. The opening.
00:11:13.000 No. Nothing?
00:11:15.000 Nothing. Pictures.
00:11:18.000 You want the course, buy the course.
00:11:21.000 I don't have the money. And that is not my problem.
00:11:24.000 It's raining outside. Go stand underneath the rain.
00:11:28.000 Plenty of hydration out there.
00:11:30.000 I'll be getting hydrated here.
00:11:33.000 In a cigar lounge.
00:11:35.000 If standing in the rain isn't in the course, that's a waste of time.
00:11:37.000 It can't be that good.
00:11:39.000 Maybe they just give us the course.
00:11:42.000 Yeah, show me then if it's that good.
00:11:44.000 It is good. Show you.
00:11:46.000 Show you elite level hydration.
00:11:48.000 Alright, guys, come. I'm going to leak some of the course material.
00:11:52.000 Come on, guys. This one you left there?
00:11:54.000 Yeah. I'm gonna leave.
00:11:59.000 Hey, Jack, look, I'm sorry.
00:12:01.000 I'm putting some of your course material into my vlog.
00:12:06.000 Because the thing is, Alexander, in eight parts, teaches all the secrets to elite level high creation.
00:12:14.000 Now, have you seen that man?
00:12:16.000 I have. No, I have seen that man.
00:12:18.000 He's a strong fit.
00:12:22.000 I think I'm starting to understand how he got that way.
00:12:26.000 Tristan, that can't be in the course!
00:12:37.000 Is that a part? This can't be a part.
00:12:39.000 This must be part eight. I'm not a part eight.
00:12:43.000 It's raining. I am hydrating!
00:12:46.000 It is raining. It's genuinely raining.
00:12:48.000 It's super hydrating. Piston's more qualified than Andrew right now.
00:12:51.000 Tristan's read the whole course.
00:12:53.000 Is this the eighth part? I'm not telling you, but look, just look at me.
00:12:57.000 Do I look hydrated?
00:12:59.000 He does look fucking hydrated.
00:13:01.000 Is this what elite level hydration looks like?
00:13:03.000 Elite level hydration. Elite level.
00:13:10.000 Tristan, please, just show me at least part one.
00:13:11.000 No.
00:13:12.000 Find the portion you want.
00:13:14.000 Tristan, I'm thirsty.
00:13:15.000 Oh.
00:13:16.000 Hydrate.
00:13:23.000 My joints crack all the time.
00:13:26.000 Look how hydrated I am.
00:13:28.000 He's a most hydrated man in his house.
00:13:30.000 He's leaking hydration. If you think it's nothing to do with our tennis course, and I'm just beating him.
00:13:36.000 He looks super, he's leaking hydration.
00:13:39.000 That is elite level hydration.
00:13:41.000 I must admit. It's elite level.
00:13:43.000 And it's all thanks to Alexander Cortez.