Tate Speech - December 06, 2023


The Top G Cooking Show | Tate Confidential Ep 200


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

185.96457

Word Count

3,149

Sentence Count

353

Misogynist Sentences

9

Hate Speech Sentences

10


Summary

In this episode I talk about sparring and what I do to keep my injuries at bay. I also talk about how to deal with a head injury and how I deal with it. I hope you enjoy this episode and if you like it please subscribe and tell a friend about it. I am training at a local gym and this is the first time I have been sparring. I m sparring because although I don t train properly, not fight training, I like to maintain it a little bit. There s a heavyweight olympian in the gym and he needs a good amount of sparring so at home we do just body shots in case someone falls over and hits their head on the concrete. Thanks for listening and stay tuned for the next episode! If you like what you hear, please leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and i'll be sure to give you a shout out on the next one! Thank you! XOXOXO, Rachael xoxo Xoxo XOXO Xoxoxo, Rocha, Raffy, R.J. Xxoxo , Rachao, Rene, Rael, Roxy, Rian, Raimond, Raul, Rigo, Rizzo, Chacho, Rino, Chanchal, Chiamu, Chae , Chacho and Chae, Ryo, Chao, Chai, Chico, Chio, Chiao, Choe, Choco, Chino, and Chai Chao & Chai talk about my injuries and how they are going to get over them. , how they will deal with them, what they are doing it, how they plan on doing it and what they will do it and how to do it, what are they are looking forward to doing it & how they feel about it and why they are excited about it, and how excited they are feeling about it how they can do it & what they feel like doing it. XxOXO Cheers, Rolo, Chia, Choo, Chacao, Cae , Cae & Chao , Chai & Jai, Chai , etc, . , Chiao And so on and so on. xo, XO, , and so much more! x


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Thanks for watching! Please subscribe!
00:00:08.000 I'm sparring because although I don't train properly, not fight training, I like to maintain it a little bit.
00:00:16.000 There's some little boxes here.
00:00:17.000 There's a heavyweight Olympian. That'll be difficult.
00:00:20.000 A few other guys. So at home we do just body shots in case someone falls over and hits their head on the concrete.
00:00:26.000 We have a little gym here now.
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00:03:10.000 Good. Good round.
00:03:12.000 I'm out.
00:03:13.000 You got the chill, you know you're nice.
00:03:15.000 Body sparring is more about fitness than just attacking.
00:03:18.000 It's more about not getting hit.
00:03:20.000 It's more technical. Less strength and stamina and more technique.
00:03:25.000 Footwork. Head movement.
00:03:28.000 everything.
00:03:30.000 And I'm going to be doing a lot of research on this. I'm going to be doing a lot of research.
00:03:37.000 I'm going to be doing a lot of research on this. I'm going to be doing a lot of research on this.
00:03:48.000 I'm going to be doing a lot of research on this. I'm going to be doing a lot of research on this. I'm going to be doing a lot of research on this. I'm going to be doing a lot of research on this. I'm going to be doing a lot of research on this. I'm going to be doing a lot of research
00:04:12.000 on this. I'm going to be doing a lot of research on this. I'm going to be doing a lot of research on this. I'm going to be doing a lot of research on this. I'm going to be doing a lot of research on this. I'm going to be doing a lot of research on this. I'm going to be doing a lot of research
00:04:36.000 on this.
00:04:43.000 So explain the math to me.
00:04:46.000 The mask, it's very simple.
00:04:48.000 How do you not know the very simple things?
00:04:49.000 It's a traditional English celebration.
00:04:51.000 It's very simple. It's very family-oriented, this event.
00:04:55.000 What you do is you pretend that the little dolls you make are a man named Guy Fawkes, and then you burn him to death on bonfires in your garden and celebrate the fact that the state murdered him.
00:05:05.000 Obviously, it's family-friendly fun.
00:05:07.000 What's wrong with you? How do you not know this?
00:05:10.000 She sounds degenerate. Degenerate?
00:05:13.000 Fucking, we fucking, what language are you speaking right now?
00:05:16.000 English. We civilize the entire fucking world, including your fucking little shitty corner of Earth, that you call the United States.
00:05:22.000 Fucking, you speak English, why?
00:05:24.000 Best country in the world, so if we want to celebrate torturing a man to death 420 years ago, that's what we do.
00:05:29.000 Independence Day.
00:05:31.000 Losers. You're so independent, why do you still speak English?
00:05:35.000 Yeah, exactly. That's a good point.
00:05:36.000 Stick that up, you're independent. You're never independent.
00:05:39.000 You weren't. You're a fucking ungrateful colony of English people who got butt hurt.
00:05:44.000 Turned your back on your king.
00:05:45.000 Your king! Traitor.
00:05:48.000 You did teach me that the American Revolution was just a civil war.
00:05:51.000 I told you! People think, oh, America beat England in a war.
00:05:54.000 No, English people beat the other English people in a war.
00:05:57.000 Americans are red. You're all English.
00:05:59.000 It was a civil war. It was a civil uprising.
00:06:01.000 You're ungrateful to your king.
00:06:03.000 And look how much your country has fallen.
00:06:05.000 Finally, God is...
00:06:09.000 Finally, God is repaying your ungrateful country for turning your back on your monarch, your king.
00:06:14.000 It's true. Didn't want to pay your taxes over tea.
00:06:17.000 Oh, that's fine, but paying fucking 50% tax to go bomb innocent people in Afghanistan.
00:06:21.000 You're all fucking happy about that now, right?
00:06:22.000 I just wanted my tea percentage brush.
00:06:24.000 That's it. Pay the fucking tea cash.
00:06:27.000 No, don't dump the tea into the fucking ocean.
00:06:29.000 Pay up. Yeah, because like, yeah, that tea party, they tried to tax the 2%, we threw a revolution, and then we got a government in that takes half of our money and throws gay pride parades and bombs Yemen.
00:06:39.000 Great! You feel like a winner now?
00:06:42.000 You fucking lost.
00:06:43.000 It's true. Super true, bro.
00:06:45.000 So how do we celebrate November 5th?
00:06:47.000 Well, the thing is, so, the very short story is Guy Fawkes thought the whole government were corrupt assholes.
00:06:51.000 So he decided to blow up the parliament building with everyone in.
00:06:54.000 So he started putting loads of gunpowder barrels underneath the parliament, planning this huge explosion.
00:06:59.000 And he basically put them all under there, and then one guard discovered it for some reason.
00:07:02.000 An anonymous letter made them search the place.
00:07:05.000 Ah. Who sent the anon letter?
00:07:07.000 We never know. We think it was one of his guys that had love getting killed.
00:07:09.000 There's always some fucking traitor!
00:07:11.000 Anyway, guards searched, found the gunpowder, found Guy Fawkes, set his ass on fire.
00:07:16.000 So now it's kind of dual celebrated.
00:07:18.000 It's celebrated by the normies.
00:07:20.000 Like, burning Guy Fawkes, ha ha ha, you couldn't kill the government.
00:07:23.000 And it's also kind of celebrated by the people of the brain, as in, we understand that government's always been corrupt and shit, and at every point in history, people have won the order of the government because all they do is lie and cheat.
00:07:32.000 So that's what Damascus is about.
00:07:34.000 V for Vendetta, 5th of November.
00:07:35.000 He's talking about how Guy Fawkes nearly succeeded in destroying the corrupt power source.
00:07:41.000 So it depends. Everyone celebrates it.
00:07:43.000 It depends which side of the coin you're on.
00:07:45.000 Some are for the corrupt power source, and some are against the corrupt power source.
00:07:48.000 So you're saying Guy Fawkes wanted to take down the Matrix?
00:07:51.000 He wanted to take down the 1605 Matrix.
00:07:53.000 Before mobile phones. Almost worked.
00:07:55.000 Wait, did they have Nokias in 1605?
00:07:57.000 Maybe 3310s.
00:07:58.000 Yeah, yeah, 3210s.
00:07:59.000 3210s, Nokia. I feel like y'all would've been friends.
00:08:02.000 Yeah, I would've liked Guy Fawkes. A few moments later...
00:08:09.000 Alright, what drink number is this?
00:08:10.000 I don't even know. Just pan the camera to the...
00:08:13.000 To the glasses. Monstrosity.
00:08:14.000 Okay. Monstrosity. So these are some of the glasses that we've been drinking from, okay?
00:08:18.000 So... A few. And as you know, you can't let the Englishman down on Guy Fawkes night.
00:08:22.000 So, right. So what you have to do is you have to tap glasses and say, God save James I. And then you have to neck the drink.
00:08:29.000 Because if you don't, it's seven years of bad luck.
00:08:31.000 Who's James I? The guy who Guy Fawkes tried to blow up on fucking November 5th when he got caught with the gunpowder.
00:08:38.000 I do now. Right.
00:08:40.000 So you tap glasses and say, God save James I. And then neck your drink.
00:08:43.000 It's an English tradition. Baby, look, I like you.
00:08:45.000 You're a good friend of mine. But you are an American in an Englishman's household.
00:08:49.000 And I want to celebrate Guy Fawkes Night properly.
00:08:51.000 And this is a tradition. We've never made this up ever.
00:08:53.000 We all do this. Everyone does this all the time.
00:08:56.000 So, God save James I. God save James I. This is...
00:09:09.000 You're really sticking to tradition here, Bailey.
00:09:11.000 Thank you. I like it. You're sticking to tradition.
00:09:13.000 You're a good guy. Respecting our customs.
00:09:16.000 I feel pretty English. Yeah. This is what all English people do, I promise.
00:09:19.000 Alright, good, good. Beans on toast tomorrow.
00:09:21.000 Beans and toast.
00:09:22.000 Beans and toast? Beans and toast.
00:09:25.000 You fucking heathen.
00:09:26.000 No, it's beans and toast. Beans on toast.
00:09:28.000 No! You're a heathen.
00:09:31.000 That's disrespect on the highest level. Beans on toast.
00:09:36.000 Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:09:43.000 Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:09:48.000 Come on, come on, come on.
00:10:04.000 Bailey?
00:10:06.000 Now what we do is at this time...
00:10:08.000 What time is it, Marcel? What time exactly?
00:10:10.000 10.06. Oh, at 10.06.
00:10:12.000 At 10.06 is a very important day.
00:10:14.000 Very important. Because in 10.66, right, there was the Battle of Hastings in England, which is a very important moment in British history.
00:10:21.000 I'll tell you about it later. Okay, 10.66 was a very important day in British history.
00:10:25.000 So at 10.06 on Guy Fawkes Night, what we do is say, Viva la Revolución!
00:10:32.000 And we neck our drink. Viva la...
00:10:34.000 Revolution. Viva la revolution.
00:10:38.000 and we finish our drink. That's what we do.
00:10:42.000 Every English person does this. That's what God's folks like.
00:10:48.000 10.06. Why?
00:10:50.000 Officially English. Why 10.06?
00:10:52.000 I don't know. You tell me.
00:10:53.000 Because 1066 was a very important battle in English history.
00:10:56.000 How do you not know this? I'm American.
00:11:00.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Cut it, cut it, cut it.
00:11:02.000 A few moments later.
00:11:05.000 Baby, they've discovered the gunpowder.
00:11:07.000 T, I have one thing to say.
00:11:10.000 T, T, I'm sorry.
00:11:11.000 I have one thing to say.
00:11:17.000 They've discovered the gunpowder They discover the gunpowder Isn't that what we always do at 1034?
00:11:30.000 That is always what we do.
00:11:31.000 It's a British tradition.
00:11:34.000 Several days later...
00:11:36.000 Is Chef Andrew back in the kitchen?
00:11:45.000 Bro, I don't cook, and I famously said that cooking is for losers.
00:11:48.000 But I have to teach you a fucking lesson about life.
00:11:51.000 Because in your infinite ignorance, like all the other Americans in the world, you said probably one of the most ridiculous and disgusting things I ever said.
00:12:00.000 What did you call that beautiful English cuisine which is world-renowned for its complexity and depth of flavor?
00:12:07.000 Are you talking about beans and toast?
00:12:10.000 Beans AND toast?
00:12:11.000 Beans and toast! Have you ever had beans on toast?
00:12:16.000 That's definitely not a thing.
00:12:17.000 Bro, I'm gonna cook for you beans on toast and you're gonna learn a lesson about how great English food actually is.
00:12:24.000 But I'm gonna cook it for you because all you stupid Americans, in fact the whole internet, makes fun of English food.
00:12:29.000 English food's shit. England conquered the world to have shit cuisine.
00:12:33.000 Let me tell you a little secret you're not actually aware of.
00:12:35.000 English food is actually banging.
00:12:38.000 And there's a reason why we eat it, and it powers us up to fight after our 16 pints in Wetherspoons that you Americans will never understand.
00:12:47.000 English food is the best cuisine on earth, and the fact that it looks terrible and sounds terrible makes it even better.
00:12:52.000 So I'm going to cook it for you.
00:12:54.000 So first, for beans on toast, you need toast.
00:12:58.000 I probably should use a serrated knife, but...
00:13:00.000 And a cutting board. I'm a rule breaker.
00:13:03.000 So I'm going to squash the bread a little bit, but you know...
00:13:05.000 Did you wash your hands? The story of my life is too thick to go in.
00:13:17.000 Been there before!
00:13:19.000 Alright, that's that. Next you need beans!
00:13:26.000 Heinz beans. That's right, Heinz.
00:13:37.000 A nice traditional German, I mean English company.
00:13:41.000 Have their seed oils in this.
00:13:44.000 Always some pussy oil on Twitter.
00:13:47.000 I'm a seed oil disrespecter.
00:13:49.000 Bro, you look like a fucking pussy.
00:13:51.000 And if you're scared of seed oil, then you have bigger problems in your life.
00:13:55.000 And if you're gonna make a number one enemy of an oil bottle, as opposed to, I don't know, enter the cage and engage in mortal combat against something that can actually fight back, then what you are, my friend, is a dickhead and a pussy.
00:14:10.000 Right, Pepper. Because obviously, how you gonna fuck all those girls without Pepper?
00:14:15.000 You know, he said that to me, my coach.
00:14:17.000 I was sitting with my coach in the mirror.
00:14:20.000 And I said, pass me the salt.
00:14:21.000 And he passed me the salt and the pepper.
00:14:23.000 I said, no, I just need the salt.
00:14:24.000 And he said, Andrew, how you gonna fuck all those girls without pepper?
00:14:28.000 And ever since then, I eat as much pepper as I can.
00:14:30.000 That's really good advice. I had no answer for the man!
00:14:34.000 But you're right, give me the pepper. Am I scared of pepper?
00:14:36.000 Am I gay? Oh my god, Margaret!
00:14:42.000 Look how much pepper he's putting in the beans!
00:14:44.000 Beans.
00:14:47.000 It's hot.
00:14:51.000 You don't know about English noodles.
00:14:57.000 What is this?
00:14:59.000 What is this?
00:15:00.000 It's sick! You don't know about English.
00:15:11.000 First we need...
00:15:13.000 See that?
00:15:17.000 Put the technique down. I love it that I don't clean up after myself.
00:15:24.000 Loads of hot sauce, obviously, because microplastics and hot sauce go hand in hand.
00:15:29.000 Did you know that? I do now.
00:15:32.000 Microplastics and hot sauce is how you man up.
00:15:36.000 I can't wait. The first taste of British cuisine.
00:15:39.000 How do I eat this?
00:15:41.000 For the knife and fork!
00:15:43.000 Okay.
00:15:48.000 Why does it look gooey?
00:15:55.000 It's gooey.
00:15:56.000 It's- Okay.
00:15:58.000 Fuckin' banger.
00:16:12.000 What do you know? What do you know?
00:16:15.000 Say something. I'm speechless.
00:16:18.000 Say something, you fucking colonist.
00:16:19.000 You ungrateful colonist piece of shit.
00:16:25.000 I love beans on toast.
00:16:27.000 Yeah, see? It's good!
00:16:29.000 Can I get a bottle of water?
00:16:31.000 Alright, I think you've converted me to beans on toast.
00:16:35.000 Oh, it's good. It is pretty good.
00:16:38.000 I admit it's good. It's pretty good.
00:16:40.000 Tabasco hits. See?
00:16:42.000 You're right. Beans on toast.
00:16:45.000 Official Top G style.
00:16:46.000 Pretty good. Is the best.
00:16:48.000 I gotta get some of that mozzarella in here.
00:16:52.000 Yeah, it's good. Thanks.