Tate Speech - July 26, 2022


THE TRUTH ABOUT ART BASEL | Tate Confidential Ep. 128


Episode Stats

Length

17 minutes

Words per Minute

123.42691

Word Count

2,125

Sentence Count

295

Misogynist Sentences

17

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

Tristan and Luke are back at it again, but this time with a vengeance! After a day of boozing it s all over the place, the lads are back to focus on what s really going on in the rest of the world, and it s not what they expected. This week, it s Disneyland, and a new rule in the park has the boys in a bit of a pickle, and they re not here to have it all their own way. They re here to take care of the bride, and the groom, and to make matters worse, they re in the middle of a fight with each other, and there s no one to stop them! Join us as we take a look back at a crazy day in the life of Luke and Tristan, and try to figure out what s going on with the rest and the bride. Also, find out who s the real artist in the picture, and why he s actually an artist! Enjoy the episode, and don t forget to leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe, rate and review, and tell us what you think about it! XOXO, EJ & Luke. Cheers, Timestamps: 5:00 - What's your favourite thing you ve been drinking? 6:30 - What do you think of the episode? 7:15 - What s your favourite part of the day? 8:20 - How do you feel about it? 9:40 - Is it good or bad? 11:00- What are you looking forward to the next episode of the podcast? 16:00s - What would you'd like to see someone else do better next week? 17:30s - Who do you have a new piece of art? 18:40s - Why are you enjoying it more? 19:00Solo - What are your favourite piece of food? 22:00 27:20s - Which one is your favourite painting? 26:00 + 27:15sickest piece of music? 28:00 | Is it a good one? 29:00 & 30s - My fault? 35:00 szn 36:30 32:30 + 35:40 + 36:15 + 37:15 39 & 36:35 + 40s + 41st & 45s + 45s?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Reallocating the boons from Luke's car to Luke's digestion.
00:00:07.000 Watch all that rotation! Watch all that rotation!
00:00:32.000 Listen.
00:00:39.000 Listen.
00:00:40.000 We've got to keep the party going.
00:00:42.000 No, we don't. Keep the action on.
00:00:44.000 Luke had the time of his life yesterday.
00:00:46.000 I didn't. We don't need to keep any action on.
00:00:47.000 Yesterday, boozing all day.
00:00:49.000 Drinking loads of booze. Jet skis, booze.
00:00:51.000 Club booze. Restaurant booze.
00:00:52.000 Two hours sleep. No sleep. Booze, booze, booze.
00:00:54.000 I think we've got to keep the groom flowing.
00:00:57.000 No, no. We can finally take a break.
00:00:58.000 Don't stay in the groom.
00:00:59.000 Don't worry, Tristan. If you thought yesterday was crazy, you should see what I'm like today.
00:01:02.000 Today is going to be awful.
00:01:04.000 Change. You better buckle the fuck up.
00:01:07.000 I'm down. Luke, is your mom singing?
00:01:11.000 Is your mom singing? I call my mom fat.
00:01:13.000 Yeah. But see, the fat woman's not singing.
00:01:15.000 I can't hear her. Can you hear her? To me, that ain't over.
00:01:17.000 We've just fucking begun.
00:01:19.000 Luke. So you better buckle up for the most crazy thing ever.
00:01:21.000 Tristan, even, you're not ready for what's about to happen.
00:01:23.000 I'm down. Oh, no more horror.
00:01:29.000 Deep Disneyland at their own games.
00:01:31.000 They invent their own new...
00:01:32.000 They invent new rules to stuff.
00:01:35.000 So what? In Disneyland?
00:01:41.000 Oh, we saw Corona.
00:01:42.000 I haven't heard about that recently.
00:01:44.000 I thought it was all gone, man.
00:01:50.000 So, this is a good one.
00:01:52.000 In Disneyland, if you're eating, you have to have the best one.
00:01:55.000 So, what I did was, I put my ass here, I held my popcorn in this game, and then I got some popcorn like this.
00:02:00.000 And I walked around Disneyland.
00:02:02.000 Do we ever have a monster? Ah.
00:02:04.000 Sorry. You know what, Tristan?
00:02:06.000 James could actually put it back to where my trick was.
00:02:08.000 I'm filming. And if you're filming, it's like you're distracted and you can't hear them.
00:02:13.000 The oppression! Hey, but I still haven't put it on.
00:02:15.000 I'm not putting it on. Now I have to sit down to eat.
00:02:17.000 You know who they made that rule up for?
00:02:19.000 Us. They've been watching us on the cameras for two hours doing this to every security guard.
00:02:22.000 James pulled more down to us.
00:02:24.000 And now they just made up a new rule to try and get us.
00:02:26.000 The only way to get around the mast has been to pretend we're eating forever.
00:02:29.000 Yeah. So I stand like this, and every time the security guard comes, I go...
00:02:34.000 They are really good chairs, aren't they?
00:02:37.000 I told you. Look, I told you to get something nice and crazy.
00:02:41.000 Yeah, this is super good. We've got chairs.
00:02:43.000 I know. We've got art stuff.
00:02:45.000 Art basil, super, you know.
00:02:47.000 What do you mean? RE. Yeah, this is really good action.
00:02:50.000 You know, I think we should do this type of action more often.
00:02:54.000 Tristan, we've got loads of action here.
00:02:56.000 It made me feel ripped off.
00:02:58.000 What do you mean ripped off?
00:03:00.000 Let's take you here is actually I made new friends, though. No, no, no. I actually want to reveal to the Tate Convention people for the first time that I'm actually an artist, and we're here to see my exhibition.
00:03:14.000 Nice. So which one did you make?
00:03:17.000 We're going to go to my exhibition and I'm going to show you.
00:03:20.000 So that's what you've been doing?
00:03:22.000 All this time I've been a super artist.
00:03:24.000 So you don't sleep and you've just been doing art?
00:03:26.000 I do art. I did that quickly but that's not the one.
00:03:29.000 Wait, my fault, your fault?
00:03:30.000 Yeah, exactly. My fault, your fault.
00:03:32.000 It talks about the difference between when you're arguing with somebody and you know you're wrong but you don't want to admit it because your ego is now attached and my fault, your fault and you're flipping between and you're laying at home and you miss her.
00:03:40.000 He's not an art creator. You bang her best friend and it all goes wrong.
00:03:43.000 And that's what happened. My fault, your fault.
00:03:45.000 I made that, yeah. It's really good, Andrew.
00:03:47.000 Thank you. I made most of this.
00:03:50.000 I made most of this stuff, to be honest.
00:03:53.000 Tristan, why don't you support your brother?
00:03:54.000 I made basically all of them.
00:03:56.000 I bet this stuff could really make you feel warm.
00:04:00.000 It could, inside. Warm inside.
00:04:02.000 Look at the colors. It's a blanket.
00:04:05.000 Yeah, no, no, no. The colors.
00:04:06.000 Why are you enjoying it? Actually, you're here to troll me and you're enjoying it.
00:04:10.000 Yeah, it's super fun. Look at the colors.
00:04:11.000 Look at the buttons. How many buttons do you think they are?
00:04:14.000 There's probably a symbolic number of buttons.
00:04:18.000 I figured it out, Tristan.
00:04:22.000 Guys, I figured it out. I'm going to become an artist.
00:04:25.000 I am. I am.
00:04:27.000 I've thought it through. But you're talentless.
00:04:29.000 No, I'm not. Just wait until you're my idea.
00:04:32.000 So, it's going to be...
00:04:33.000 Obviously, you need a mask and you need vaccination to get inside of my exhibition, which is going to be amazing.
00:04:38.000 And it's going to start off, you walk in, and it's going to be a mirror, and on top it's going to say slave.
00:04:44.000 And there you are, going to look into yourself.
00:04:46.000 But what happens when people like me turn on?
00:04:49.000 No, it's going to be called a deep introspection.
00:04:51.000 And as you go from mirror to mirror, it's going to say slave, loser.
00:04:54.000 I have something just for you, yeah.
00:04:56.000 Loser. Loser's for you.
00:04:57.000 You see? So that way they get hit with everything at all times.
00:05:00.000 Big loser. Yeah, big loser.
00:05:02.000 Ah. We may have figured this out.
00:05:06.000 Tristan's scared about it. Yeah.
00:05:08.000 That's why he's really scared, isn't he?
00:05:09.000 Yeah, he's really scared, isn't he?
00:05:12.000 A deep introspection.
00:05:14.000 Loads of mirrors.
00:05:16.000 Like, introspection. Moron.
00:05:19.000 Loads of things. Tristan, I admit you'd like my art exhibition.
00:05:23.000 I admit you're never going to do this, and you just don't- stop saying things.
00:05:28.000 Andrew, can I get the funds, please?
00:05:29.000 Of course, no problem. When you need Bitcoin?
00:05:30.000 Yep. You fund these art exhibitions.
00:05:32.000 I will fund his art exhibition.
00:05:33.000 It's gonna be fucking good.
00:05:34.000 I'm gonna fund it and it's gonna take place in your bedroom.
00:05:37.000 I thought we were gonna deliver my bed.
00:05:40.000 You're just gonna write words on it with a permanent bed.
00:05:43.000 That's not art. That's a bed.
00:05:45.000 That's a bed in the room.
00:05:46.000 Who are you to tell me what art is?
00:05:48.000 And if you do that, I'm selling your bed.
00:05:49.000 Who are you to tell me what art is?
00:05:52.000 I'm gonna sell your bed and take pictures of you laying on the floor in a 12-bedroom mansion with a Ferrari outside and call it I don't know.
00:06:00.000 What are we called? Poverty?
00:06:02.000 Yeah. Yeah.
00:06:04.000 All right. I think this is a view in the mansion.
00:06:06.000 I really, really think. With your Ferrari keys sleeping on the floor.
00:06:08.000 No, Tristan, that's a good one.
00:06:10.000 That's a good piece, and I completely agree.
00:06:11.000 I'm going to call it Priorities. I actually, I actually think, I think we can take the art industry, which is by storm.
00:06:20.000 Yeah, but most of this is crap.
00:06:22.000 It is.
00:06:23.000 Look, I don't want to talk to you.
00:06:26.000 So basically what I was thinking of doing is reallocating...
00:06:34.000 Oh wait, okay.
00:06:40.000 Reallocating the booze from Luke's cup into Luke's digestive system.
00:06:44.000 This is bullshit. I was going to talk about a big $5 million move, but obviously we're too busy trying to make Luke finish his drink as normal.
00:06:49.000 This is bullshit. We have priorities here.
00:06:52.000 There's more and more people just ganging up on me.
00:06:55.000 That's what's happening. It's just bullshit.
00:07:01.000 Welcome to Iowa Luke. Welcome to Big School Luke.
00:07:07.000 Sorry we care.
00:07:10.000 You're included as part of the group.
00:07:13.000 I fucking hate this group.
00:07:14.000 Okay.
00:07:15.000 Okay.
00:07:16.000 all for me.
00:07:31.000 I'm just a guy who's into hip hop.
00:09:26.000 Hey! Hey! I told Tristan to get one bottle of vodka and one bottle of whiskey,
00:10:06.000 and he got the biggest bottles.
00:10:08.000 Tristan, there's no way this is getting drunk.
00:10:11.000 They're monumental. Why don't you go talk yourself?
00:10:13.000 Stop drinking liquid death.
00:10:15.000 Piss off. Keep the balls going.
00:10:21.000 Why are we so degenerate?
00:10:23.000 How did we all end up rich? Well, we're celebrating his birthday for a start.
00:10:26.000 Extra degeneracy is needed.
00:10:28.000 Happy birthday, Justin Waller.
00:10:30.000 Happy birthday. Happy birthday.
00:10:33.000 Tastes like death. Isn't this illegal drinking on the street?
00:10:38.000 public.
00:10:39.000 We just chased it.
00:10:44.000 Yeah, well, maybe a mixed drink.
00:10:46.000 Maybe a mixed drink.
00:10:49.000 Pour some into it.
00:10:51.000 Yeah.
00:10:51.000 Andrew, pay, pay, pay, pay my car.
00:10:53.000 Why did we get the Ferris wheel VIP booth?
00:11:04.000 Because we're VIPs and we want to go on a Ferris wheel.
00:11:06.000 All it is is like leather seats and a glass floor.
00:11:10.000 That's the VIP experience.
00:11:14.000 That sounds like the best thing that's ever happened in my life.
00:11:17.000 Better than wrestling a manatee.
00:11:19.000 I mean, we were looking for a manatee.
00:11:22.000 I wish we found one. We didn't see one, but I know that you and me would have wrestled a manatee.
00:11:27.000 Absolutely. Onto the boat.
00:11:28.000 Onto the boat. All of them.
00:11:32.000 All of them. There was zero wrangle on the boat.
00:11:36.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey, Sterling.
00:11:38.000 Sterling, I see one. I see one.
00:11:42.000 She sounds like she's from Louisiana.
00:11:46.000 I ain't that strong.
00:11:49.000 What is this?
00:11:53.000 Lamborghini seats.
00:11:57.000 BIP. Better know it.
00:12:01.000 Better know it. Playin' rock and roll!
00:12:08.000 Get it on!
00:12:09.000 What are we doin', bro? Get it tough!
00:12:12.000 Get it beat up!
00:12:14.000 Broken bones!
00:12:16.000 Get it hard! Get it tough!
00:12:21.000 It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll!
00:12:30.000 It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll!
00:12:35.000 Oh shit!
00:12:37.000 This is fine!
00:12:45.000 I'm so glad it's not that goddamn boat man that is this degenerate shit!
00:12:49.000 Oh yeah, that's ridiculous.
00:12:51.000 I'm going to start putting everything in the freezer.
00:12:53.000 Yeah, go ahead, Marfa. That's fucked up.
00:12:58.000 Boom. Yee-haw!
00:13:04.000 What is this?
00:13:23.000 What is this?
00:13:25.000 Woo!
00:13:27.000 Ha ha ha!
00:13:29.000 Woo!
00:13:31.000 Ha ha ha!
00:13:33.000 What a little hill hill!
00:13:35.000 Woo!
00:13:37.000 Oh!
00:13:39.000 Oh!
00:13:41.000 Woo! We make booze very seriously.
00:13:53.000 Serious business. Serious like a boat.
00:13:56.000 We're very serious. We're serious boozers.
00:13:58.000 No driving. No driving.
00:14:01.000 We just go to the iceberg.
00:14:03.000 You're free to crash it or something?
00:14:05.000 We want the iceberg. Captain goes down with the ship.
00:14:08.000 Right, gentlemen. Let's booze.
00:14:10.000 Woo! What time is it?
00:14:13.000 Booze o'clock. It's 10.30 in the morning.
00:14:15.000 Booze o'clock. That's the time it is!
00:14:19.000 Woo! You're going to be wooing on every future trip you take!
00:14:27.000 From now on! You're going to be wooing everywhere!
00:14:34.000 So, happy birthday, Justin.
00:14:36.000 This boat tour is supposed to end in 10 minutes.
00:14:38.000 We've been spending it for number 19.
00:14:39.000 Oh, yeah. It's on me.
00:14:41.000 We're refueling. He said I was running out of fuel.
00:14:43.000 I have to do the fuel stuff. I'll pull some gas stations, too.
00:14:46.000 Justin, my Amex never runs dry, dude.
00:14:50.000 Woo!
00:15:05.000 Yeah!
00:15:06.000 Let's get it!
00:15:07.000 Hero, what's going on, hero?
00:15:10.000 This is funny as fuck!
00:15:13.000 Let's get it!
00:15:15.000 Yes, sir!
00:15:18.000 The boys!
00:15:22.000 Yeah! That's fucking funny as shit.
00:15:31.000 To our captain!
00:15:33.000 Happy birthday!
00:15:37.000 More booze!
00:15:40.000 Oh Andrew Tate sleep. Oh, hey, let's get into it guys. Let's make it a good show. Let's do body count Multiple boyfriends, but I'm still single so life is good.
00:16:01.000 Oh Haram. Myron, listen, before I come back on the show, we need a haram button.
00:16:05.000 We need a haram button.
00:16:07.000 Kind of single.
00:16:09.000 Wait, wait. You know when she says kind of single, there's a guy at home whose heart just broke.
00:16:13.000 He's like, I've been paying for all those dinners.
00:16:16.000 You're gonna come at me with kind of single online.
00:16:19.000 He's not watching. What's my career?
00:16:21.000 I'm a professional whore.
00:16:27.000 Yeah, Andrew Tate, four-time kickboxing world champion.
00:16:31.000 Trillionaire. Humble.
00:16:33.000 Nice guy. Dominant.
00:16:35.000 Dominant? Would you describe me as dominant?
00:16:37.000 I mean, I want you to be...
00:16:39.000 I mean, that was me saying that, but I have, like, five boyfriends, though.
00:16:43.000 Listen, I think the world's ready for the asteroid.
00:16:46.000 I think we've got to a point now we need to just welcome.
00:16:49.000 Because there's 72 virgins waiting for me.
00:16:50.000 There's no virgins in my house. Myron, we're not leaving.
00:16:53.000 I knew it was going to happen though because I made it so stupid.
00:16:55.000 Myron. You know Myron?
00:16:56.000 Guys. Who wants K to sleep?
00:16:58.000 You guys want K off the show?
00:17:00.000 Subscribe. You know what it is?
00:17:01.000 Deep down. You know what it is?
00:17:03.000 No, I came on.
00:17:05.000 That's not clear, Myron.
00:17:06.000 You get off the show. You got to get off the show now.
00:17:12.000 You got me down.