Tate Speech - July 24, 2022


THE TRUTH ABOUT PRIVATE JETS | Tate Confidential Ep. 65


Episode Stats

Length

15 minutes

Words per Minute

131.11821

Word Count

2,052

Sentence Count

309

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

Tristan and Luke take a trip on a private jet to London, and it's not what they thought it would be. They talk about their experiences with private planes, and how to make money on a plane, and why they don't want to own their own plane. They also talk about Luke's favourite character, Darth Sid, and the fact that he's not that good at a lot of things, but he's good at one thing, and that's shooting video on them. And that's right, it's Luke's turn to be the bad guy in this episode, and he does it better than anyone else in the history of movies and TV shows. Enjoy, and spread the word to your friends about this podcast! XOXO, EJ & Luke xoxo - Luke's not rich. He's not poor. He can fly. And he can make money. If you don't own your own plane, let me know how much money you can make in a plane. I'll give you some tips on how you can fly for 40 grand a time. - Luke's a pioneer. Xoxo, Luke xo - EJ, Luke is not rich, he's just good at what he does. Luke s not rich because he can fly well. EJ's not good at anything. And he's bad at anything he does, so he doesn't have to pay for it, so why not fly well? :D - Luke is a pioneer, right? - ? - P.S. xo - Luke has a good time on this episode of the podcast. :) - XO - Luke s got alligator shoes - - XO - I'm not rich yet - Gator shoes - I don t want to be rich, I don't need to pay 40 grand to fly 40 grand - let me tell you how much I own a plane - let there's enough money to fly well enough to go 40 grand, let there s 40 G? - let's go 40 G's not really rich, let s go there, let's let me go there? Xo - I m not a millionaire yet, I ll let you know how I m a millionaire, right?! - BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A PLACE TO BUY A PLANE? - I LOVE IT.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 But I'm not a girl.
00:00:22.000 I'm a girl.
00:00:34.000 You you So Tristan, you're lying to me.
00:00:41.000 You see his shoes? Yeah.
00:00:44.000 You ever heard the lyric in 50 Cent?
00:00:47.000 Him. Holler at a hoe till I got the bitch confused.
00:00:51.000 She's gotten paid less.
00:00:53.000 I've gotten alligator shoes.
00:00:54.000 I'm wearing gator shoes. What's my job?
00:00:59.000 P-I-N-P. That was very easy.
00:01:12.000 That is very nice.
00:01:18.000 I didn't realize that part.
00:01:24.000 That was very fast.
00:01:37.000 Yeah. Good luck.
00:01:45.000 There you go. So when I woke up this morning,
00:02:17.000 this is not what I was expecting.
00:02:20.000 Well, what were you expecting?
00:02:21.000 I rubbed down on a shiatsu. I had to get to London.
00:02:25.000 Couldn't find any other flights.
00:02:26.000 Last minute, blah blah. Because I decided to spend all the money.
00:02:30.000 So... Now we're here.
00:02:32.000 Third off, it's a private jet. Yeah.
00:02:33.000 Private plane. I don't want to jet.
00:02:36.000 It's a plane. Is this real?
00:02:40.000 We just walked in.
00:02:42.000 It was very quick. Exactly.
00:02:46.000 Yeah. It's basically a taxi.
00:02:48.000 Air taxi, yeah. So, I cashed crypto and decided that it's a private plane to begin our journey.
00:03:00.000 But we do another problem, which I don't want to quite outline.
00:03:04.000 But our journey involves long driving, which I know you hate.
00:03:10.000 But I didn't have time to move cars from Romania to England.
00:03:15.000 Even though we're flying in England on private jet, so I've had to get new cars.
00:03:21.000 So out of the million, we've already gone like half left.
00:03:28.000 I knew it. New cars.
00:03:29.000 I told you, didn't I? And there's emails on my phone.
00:03:32.000 I see everything he books and everything he does.
00:03:35.000 There are no secrets. You get booking confirmations for all of this stuff.
00:03:43.000 No smoke. No secrets.
00:03:44.000 No mirrors. It's just Andrew spending money.
00:03:48.000 Well, I'm having fun on the adventure so far.
00:03:49.000 So am I. I don't think anyone's unhappy.
00:03:54.000 I'm only unhappy that Luke is here.
00:03:57.000 Because when I was 23, I wasn't on no private jet.
00:04:01.000 I was on EasyJet.
00:04:03.000 And it's taken me 32 years to fly on these.
00:04:06.000 And I feel like Luke jumped the...
00:04:11.000 Difficult phase. Straightener?
00:04:13.000 Straightener. I'll show you guys something that's never been done before.
00:04:21.000 I'll do it. Privateer Aikido.
00:04:23.000 I think I did it slightly before you though, because I'm a pioneer.
00:04:29.000 So, the problem is when you use a character like Darth Sid, is he's good at the long range, but if I can rush you with any Honda, I've always beat you with a thousand times.
00:04:41.000 I've seen the best Street Fighter player in the world win with Dalsam and everyone.
00:04:45.000 So yeah, he's slow. I need to learn his close combat techniques and then I'll beat you.
00:04:49.000 But when you play, you're a rugby.
00:04:53.000 That's like saying, oh, the fastest driver in the world drives for whatever.
00:04:57.000 I'm beat. Yoga fire, bro.
00:05:00.000 No, it doesn't work though.
00:05:01.000 You have to stretch your arm, I jump, sweep.
00:05:04.000 Mayor, huh? I'm gonna know the fire engine.
00:05:06.000 No, the thousand-man slap is too fast.
00:05:09.000 It's too fast. I'm gonna beat you a street fighter.
00:05:12.000 You're broke. I've beaten you the last, what, six, seven times in a row?
00:05:15.000 In a row. Never lost.
00:05:19.000 It has anything to do with the character choice.
00:05:25.000 I never wanted to film a video on a private plane.
00:05:29.000 You know all those guys on the internet are like, look, I want a Jag.
00:05:33.000 So all the times I flew on perfect planes, I never did a video explaining how you could make money, da da da.
00:05:38.000 I just flew on private planes.
00:05:39.000 Because if you fly on a private plane, then you start doing a sales video, and then you look like one of those dudes, and like the jet's on the ground.
00:05:48.000 You know, I mean, we're not on the ground.
00:05:51.000 But then someone's gonna come along and go, but he doesn't own the plane.
00:05:54.000 No, I don't own the plane. I chartered the plane.
00:05:58.000 Oh, he's only, you know, he can fly for 40 grand a time.
00:06:01.000 He's not really rich. So I never really wanted to do a straight video on a plane.
00:06:07.000 So this video is about how I don't want to do a video on a plane.
00:06:10.000 Because I don't own the plane.
00:06:12.000 I own all my supercars. I own my big mouse.
00:06:14.000 I know how to make enough money to pay 40 grand every time I fly.
00:06:18.000 40 G's, yeah, let's go there.
00:06:19.000 40 G's, yeah, let's go there. Most people, that's like a life savings.
00:06:23.000 But I don't own the plane.
00:06:25.000 And I don't want any one of those internet markers.
00:06:26.000 So I'm not going to do a video on the plane.
00:06:29.000 But this is a video on the plane Meat and cheese is always a good combination Thanks for watching!
00:06:52.000 you I'm on a diet. Don't eat meat and cheese.
00:07:00.000 Meat and cheese, I don't know.
00:07:02.000 First thing in the morning? Tristan, why are you up in Japan?
00:07:09.000 You just said you're on a diet.
00:07:11.000 Meat and cheese is rubbish in the morning.
00:07:13.000 So? Champagne, isn't that like apple juice?
00:07:19.000 Yeah, it's fruit juice. It's like grapes.
00:07:24.000 You're French. Would you like some?
00:07:27.000 I will have some. You will have some here.
00:07:31.000 Fuck you, Lou. No, would you actually like some?
00:07:35.000 I will. I feel like this is going to be a get.
00:07:40.000 I knew it. I didn't call it though.
00:07:43.000 You called us. I didn't call it.
00:07:44.000 Not really a get. You can call someone.
00:07:46.000 Yeah. I felt that one in my bones.
00:07:49.000 There's no one else to give it to you. I was actually going to drink some of it myself.
00:07:59.000 Just enough left. Just in there you go.
00:08:01.000 Cheers. Rory.
00:08:07.000 I don't even like champagne.
00:08:11.000 It does taste good on a private plane though.
00:08:15.000 But you're not going to drink champagne on a private plane.
00:08:19.000 Cheers. Don't worry, there's another boat walking down.
00:08:23.000 Private planes are the way.
00:08:41.000 I think they're the way forward.
00:08:43.000 You know why? Private planes have solved the amazing problem of being active and mad.
00:08:47.000 We hated flying first class and business class everywhere.
00:08:52.000 But when you do inter-cultural, inter-European flights, you only have, listen, you only have the low-cost airlines.
00:08:59.000 There are no first class luxury seats for Bucharest to Berlin.
00:09:03.000 Here's the way.
00:09:05.000 Do you know what? I think we're at a higher altitude than a commercial plane.
00:09:14.000 Nah, I don't think so. You don't think so?
00:09:17.000 Then why is the flight time cut by an hour?
00:09:19.000 We're going faster. Planes don't fly as fast as they can, they fly economically.
00:09:24.000 Yeah. Like a car driving at 56 miles an hour, they didn't have fuel.
00:09:27.000 You'll get the price down. Yeah.
00:09:30.000 Time is the enemy of the rich man, and cost is the enemy of the poor man.
00:09:34.000 So when you're selling to the masses, you don't say, oh, it's 30 minutes quicker.
00:09:37.000 It's double the price.
00:09:39.000 They're like, what? 30 minutes?
00:09:40.000 People wait for buses, bro.
00:09:42.000 Poor people will wait an hour for a bus.
00:09:44.000 I used to wait for buses. Poor people have time.
00:09:46.000 They don't have any fucking money.
00:09:50.000 And that's why a plane flies at the most economical possible speed for the engines to have.
00:09:55.000 It's a big engine by paper.
00:09:57.000 I just need preference, and it's only one I can think of.
00:10:00.000 And this also happens to be the one I only like.
00:10:02.000 So I say, give me this green egg.
00:10:04.000 Gasping breakfast, people are weird about wine.
00:10:06.000 What's your preference of wine?
00:10:08.000 To be fair, I now believe you.
00:10:10.000 Type of dude you'd find on these white streets.
00:10:12.000 For me, I'll drink horse piss without alcohol, at least.
00:10:15.000 Bold.
00:10:16.000 Hot.
00:10:17.000 I'll drink to that, Tannis.
00:10:21.000 I'll drink to that. Lewis, would you like some champagne?
00:10:23.000 No. Are you sure?
00:10:24.000 I'm done getting got. No more getting got on the plane.
00:10:28.000 Listen, now you have to drink some chocolate.
00:10:30.000 No, you don't have to get Luke.
00:10:31.000 What? Making him drink.
00:10:33.000 Yeah. He doesn't want to drink.
00:10:35.000 It's true. I just worked it out.
00:10:37.000 He's doing a living. Take your glass or your own.
00:10:40.000 I'm not gonna get you. Like a man.
00:10:47.000 I saw it.
00:10:54.000 I saw it.
00:10:55.000 Immediately I realized.
00:10:58.000 Two moves ahead, Luke.
00:11:05.000 Son of a chest bastard.
00:11:07.000 Can't compete with that. Nice full class.
00:11:12.000 Almost had it.
00:11:14.000 What did you mean, thank you.
00:11:18.000 Luke. So they hand you your flight.
00:11:23.000 I can pitch it. Boom.
00:11:32.000 Wait a second.
00:11:33.000 What? That's why they pull that down.
00:11:38.000 What happened? What happened?
00:11:41.000 What happened? What happened?
00:11:44.000 Would that be the last thing I'd want to remember?
00:12:08.000 Why not? Being bare knuckle straightened.
00:12:10.000 Exactly. A lot bumpier.
00:12:18.000 Much bumpier.
00:12:19.000 Much bumpier.
00:12:20.000 We're alive.
00:12:21.000 Alright.
00:12:22.000 Woo!
00:12:30.000 To be honest, I was thinking how bad could it really go actually?
00:12:32.000 With that bump, let's imagine one of the wings hits.
00:12:36.000 What, be a skirt? Smaller, I think it's gonna matter.
00:12:39.000 I'm thinking, I'm thinking cars.
00:12:40.000 Yeah, it's lighter and smaller.
00:12:42.000 Yeah.
00:12:43.000 Morning.
00:12:51.000 Morning.
00:12:52.000 How are you?
00:12:53.000 Back to England.
00:12:56.000 Hello.
00:12:57.000 Come on, we're going to need a light star.
00:13:05.000 Alright, Rory. We'll see ya.
00:13:08.000 What do you mean? What do you mean?
00:13:09.000 Why didn't they put me on the flight?
00:13:11.000 Why haven't they got me? I know you're not allowed to leave.
00:13:15.000 I'm not allowed to leave. Border Force is not allowed.
00:13:16.000 I know, I know, but we have things to do.
00:13:18.000 What do you mean? I mean, ciao.
00:13:21.000 You can't leave the end. Nah, I'm sure I'll see you again, bro.
00:13:24.000 Is this the end? It can't be the end.
00:13:26.000 No way. Can't be the end, bro.
00:13:28.000 In fact, tell that nice young lady to order me a dominoes if this is going to take one.
00:13:32.000 Because dominoes in England is good.
00:13:35.000 I'm not going to do that. It was nice knowing you, Rory.
00:13:37.000 It was very nice knowing you. I'll see you, Rory.
00:13:40.000 I mean, you're in your home country.
00:13:42.000 Come back. I'm an immigrant, I believe.
00:13:45.000 Border force might get me. Don't.
00:13:47.000 Come back. I do. I bet you thought private plane could get by it.
00:13:50.000 Yeah, I know. I thought private plane, no hassle.
00:13:53.000 Nah. Jesus. Loves the hassle.
00:13:55.000 Yeah, I can see me being bent over.
00:13:56.000 I took a piss. I think it was like six minutes, bro.
00:13:59.000 They're going to probe me. Let's get sick of this.
00:14:02.000 Sorry, Andrew. I fixed our problem.
00:14:05.000 What problem? What problem?
00:14:07.000 What problem? There's zero problems.
00:14:09.000 Luke asks what problem. So what problem will we just have?
00:14:11.000 We don't identify the problem. So we just jumped into private jet.
00:14:14.000 We come here. We landed.
00:14:16.000 We're waiting for our chauffeur to take us exactly where we need to go.
00:14:18.000 Our bags are outside, but there's a huge problem.
00:14:21.000 You haven't identified it. There's no problem.
00:14:22.000 It's been like one minute. No, no, no. Don't tell him.
00:14:24.000 It's only been less than a minute.
00:14:25.000 Why don't you tell him in a minute? Why don't you tell him once the problem is solved?
00:14:28.000 Because if we were hanging around people like this our whole lives and we didn't have each other, problems would never get solved.
00:14:34.000 Ever. Well, it's because there's no problem.
00:14:38.000 I have chips. What?
00:14:42.000 I'm happy. I'm very happy here.
00:14:44.000 What? This has been very good service.
00:14:46.000 I don't know. What do you mean?
00:14:49.000 Useless. Luke, you're bloody useless, and you haven't got a bloody clue.
00:14:54.000 Not a bloody clue.
00:14:58.000 I don't understand what you guys are talking about.
00:15:02.000 Problem solved.
00:15:05.000 I can't believe Andrew, this is your cousin.
00:15:08.000 There wasn't a problem.
00:15:09.000 There was a huge problem. There we go.
00:15:13.000 There was 0%. There you are.
00:15:15.000 Wonderful, thank you very much. No problem.
00:15:17.000 No thanks to Luke. Oh, no thanks.
00:15:19.000 What do you mean? There you go.
00:15:22.000 Thank you. You were happy with your water and your crisps.
00:15:24.000 Did you like glasses? No, thank you.
00:15:26.000 We're not that fancy. Perfect.
00:15:28.000 I was very happy with my water and crisps.
00:15:31.000 Problem solved, mate. We didn't have any booze.
00:15:33.000 Problem solved. The fact that he didn't identify a booze-less situation.
00:15:38.000 I'm starting to have second thoughts about this one.