Tate Speech - April 18, 2025


This Flight took 3 Years | Tate Confidential Ep 290


Episode Stats

Length

25 minutes

Words per Minute

176.02884

Word Count

4,477

Sentence Count

672

Misogynist Sentences

18

Hate Speech Sentences

17


Summary

Tristan accidentally drinks a whole bottle of alcohol on a plane and loses it all, but it doesn t stop him from getting back on the plane and winning at poker in the sky. The rest is history.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 What a hat!
00:00:01.000 Let's go!
00:00:02.000 I can't call me!
00:00:03.000 I'm full of shit!
00:00:03.000 Poor pussy!
00:00:04.000 You're gonna fucking lose!
00:00:06.000 Shut up!
00:00:06.000 Fuck no!
00:00:06.000 I should've fucking stayed in!
00:00:08.000 I couldn't let Nigel win a single hand.
00:00:16.000 Oh, look who it is!
00:00:18.000 Gentlemen? Look who it is!
00:00:20.000 Oh, there he is!
00:00:21.000 What's up?
00:00:22.000 Hello, everyone.
00:00:26.000 I didn't put a suit on after all.
00:00:28.000 You didn't put on a suit.
00:00:29.000 I fooled everyone.
00:00:30.000 Oh my gosh.
00:00:32.000 Oh my gosh.
00:00:46.000 Ah, hello friend.
00:00:47.000 Hello. Welcome to our flying sky castle.
00:00:50.000 Thank you very much.
00:00:51.000 Thank you.
00:00:52.000 Yeah, let me show you around.
00:00:57.000 I guess you'd call this a living room?
00:00:59.000 Wow. Is that what you call it?
00:01:00.000 Living room?
00:01:01.000 Please excuse my brother.
00:01:02.000 He spilled a drink.
00:01:03.000 Of course, you know Tristan.
00:01:04.000 Can't be trusted.
00:01:05.000 I told him he couldn't drink it.
00:01:07.000 And we have the poker table.
00:01:09.000 Which we're going to be playing on.
00:01:11.000 So we can all lose money in the sky.
00:01:13.000 Which will be nice.
00:01:15.000 TV to tell us where we are.
00:01:17.000 Bathroom. Bigger than most people's bathrooms in their measly ground homes.
00:01:22.000 This is obviously a sky home.
00:01:24.000 Over here you'll see.
00:01:26.000 My office, where I sit and ponder which court dates I have to turn up at, who I'm going to human traffic tomorrow, how I continue to run my huge mastermind criminal enterprise.
00:01:38.000 Come have a look.
00:01:39.000 Come step aside from my office.
00:01:40.000 It's fine.
00:01:40.000 There's a few bags.
00:01:41.000 Not a bag, but this is the office, you know?
00:01:43.000 You know, you definitely don't get blowjobs in the office.
00:01:46.000 And the reason you don't do that is because there's a bedroom right next door.
00:01:50.000 So why get a blowjob in the office when you get a blowjob here?
00:01:52.000 You know, this is for not human trafficking or many girlfriends.
00:01:56.000 And then, of course, you have an en suite.
00:01:57.000 So, uh, yeah.
00:01:58.000 Shower? Would you like a shower?
00:02:00.000 Yeah, a shower.
00:02:01.000 No problem.
00:02:01.000 A shower for you right here.
00:02:02.000 Would you like a shower?
00:02:03.000 So, yeah.
00:02:06.000 Being a criminal, turns out, pays pretty fucking good.
00:02:10.000 And, uh, all my haters are stuck on the ground like brokies.
00:02:13.000 And I'm in my Sky Palace on my way to Dubai.
00:02:16.000 So, I guess in the end, I just fucking win, don't I?
00:02:19.000 like I always seem to do.
00:02:29.000 Why? You bring Marcel here.
00:02:31.000 He's here for one second.
00:02:32.000 Wait a minute, Marcel.
00:02:33.000 I told you you couldn't drink it.
00:02:34.000 You tried to pick it up.
00:02:36.000 Marcel spilled it.
00:02:37.000 I said you couldn't drink it.
00:02:38.000 I look away, I look back.
00:02:40.000 Marcel, Marcel.
00:02:40.000 You can't drink it.
00:02:40.000 I spent over 150 grams of this flight.
00:02:43.000 Don't blame me.
00:02:43.000 Marcel, Marcel, Marcel.
00:02:45.000 Who was it?
00:02:45.000 You or was it Tristan?
00:02:47.000 To tell me the truth.
00:02:48.000 I'll believe exactly what you said.
00:02:50.000 Tell the truth, Marcel.
00:02:51.000 Can you just be honest?
00:02:53.000 I knew it.
00:02:54.000 I hate these people.
00:02:55.000 I knew it.
00:02:56.000 I hate these people.
00:02:56.000 I knew it.
00:02:57.000 No. You know what happened.
00:02:58.000 No. You know what happened.
00:02:59.000 I told you you couldn't drink it.
00:03:00.000 He did tell you.
00:03:01.000 You tried to pick it up.
00:03:02.000 I will go to the bedroom.
00:03:03.000 Do you want to try again?
00:03:04.000 Do you want to try again?
00:03:04.000 Lock myself in.
00:03:05.000 Do you want to try again?
00:03:05.000 And go to sleep for the whole flight.
00:03:07.000 You could have been a trillionaire.
00:03:08.000 Because I'm tired of all of you.
00:03:09.000 You could have been a trillionaire.
00:03:10.000 Within seconds.
00:03:11.000 That's true.
00:03:11.000 Instead of buying cars, I should buy one of these.
00:03:13.000 You don't need a plate, bro.
00:03:15.000 I need this one.
00:03:16.000 How much did this go?
00:03:19.000 You could make money off it if you rent it, but I can't rent my plane because I don't want people with my shit.
00:03:23.000 I don't want people around my stuff.
00:03:25.000 It's going to annoy me.
00:03:25.000 It's like my houses.
00:03:26.000 I buy houses and they go, do you want to rent them?
00:03:27.000 I'm like, not really.
00:03:28.000 I don't want people to rent them.
00:03:30.000 I mean, they fuck it up.
00:03:31.000 It's a hassle.
00:03:32.000 And the whole point of having a house like this, I mean, a plane like this, you can leave your shit on it.
00:03:37.000 I'll leave clothes on it.
00:03:38.000 We'll set up Smash Bros.
00:03:39.000 It'll be our stuff.
00:03:40.000 Nobody needs a private jet.
00:03:42.000 I thought so too.
00:03:42.000 Can you fly without a plane?
00:03:45.000 Tell me how.
00:03:46.000 I thought so too, Bob.
00:03:48.000 There's 10 seconds.
00:03:50.000 Made a lot of sense.
00:03:51.000 Leave your shit on it.
00:03:51.000 Wrap it.
00:03:52.000 Put a big Take logo on the side to piss someone off my land.
00:03:55.000 I think you lost touch with how important SSB is to us.
00:03:59.000 We need a mobile...
00:04:00.000 It's not even about the plane.
00:04:01.000 It's about a mobile SSB delivery system.
00:04:04.000 Anywhere we are in the world, we make a phone call and this flies in.
00:04:08.000 And I know you could say just buy a new Nintendo.
00:04:10.000 I've already unlocked the characters.
00:04:12.000 That's a good point.
00:04:14.000 I ain't gonna spend all that time unlocking the characters again.
00:04:17.000 When I could just call the mobile SSP.
00:04:18.000 And we built the best man.
00:04:19.000 The mobile SSP unit flies in.
00:04:22.000 You know what I'm looking at now?
00:04:24.000 What? Windows.
00:04:26.000 How big are they?
00:04:27.000 No. Windows with a telltale sign.
00:04:30.000 Gulfstreams are the most expensive because the windows are twice as big.
00:04:32.000 So we were flying on a Gulfstream back here from America.
00:04:36.000 I was saying to Bailey that it costs an extra 30 grand, but the windows are like twice as big, so the cabin's so much brighter.
00:04:41.000 So here's the logic.
00:04:42.000 It's a smaller jet, right?
00:04:44.000 But a Bugatti's a smaller car.
00:04:46.000 Then this is the equivalent of, because it's only a Boeing, this is like a luxury Mercedes S-Class.
00:04:53.000 It's very big, very spacious, but a Gulfstream is much faster, more maneuverable, and bigger windows, and when you turn up in a Gulfstream, that's like showing up in your brigade.
00:05:01.000 It's not as practical, it's not as big and luxurious.
00:05:04.000 It's luxurious enough, but they're like double the price of these, even though they're smaller.
00:05:08.000 They're smaller?
00:05:09.000 Yeah, they're smaller jets.
00:05:10.000 I don't do small jets.
00:05:13.000 Marcel's never done small jets, to be fair.
00:05:16.000 That's one thing you say about Marcel.
00:05:17.000 He did do one.
00:05:18.000 No, no.
00:05:19.000 When you say Marcel's name, you know he doesn't do small jets.
00:05:20.000 He did one with us once.
00:05:22.000 No, no.
00:05:22.000 Wrong guy.
00:05:23.000 We were always there for five to get here.
00:05:25.000 Because there's no business class in England to remain here.
00:05:27.000 You know, me and Ted flew to Prague in a private jet.
00:05:31.000 When I was coming back, they were like, oh, your bag's too heavy.
00:05:35.000 My knees are touching the front.
00:05:38.000 Marcel's cool because he's got the same amount of leg room here or a wizard.
00:05:41.000 It's always like six feet before the next seat.
00:06:06.000 How is my jet?
00:06:08.000 How do you feel?
00:06:08.000 How do you get that shirt so clean?
00:06:11.000 Do you have a special laundry service on this jet to keep your shirt clean?
00:06:15.000 Why are you guys saying that?
00:06:17.000 Acting like you're doing nothing.
00:06:18.000 Acting like you're doing nothing.
00:06:19.000 Acting like you're doing this on purpose.
00:06:20.000 Just trying to fucking smooth save it like we didn't notice when we didn't see your shirt.
00:06:24.000 You really thought we wouldn't notice.
00:06:25.000 It means what we're saying.
00:06:26.000 There's no hidden meaning.
00:06:27.000 You've got a clean shirt on.
00:06:28.000 You've cleaned it.
00:06:29.000 You've got a clean shirt on.
00:06:31.000 Wait, what are you doing?
00:06:32.000 250 pound, high card, low card, B5.
00:06:36.000 Come on fire.
00:06:37.000 Come on fire.
00:06:38.000 No way I lose.
00:06:39.000 There's no way.
00:06:39.000 No way I lose.
00:06:40.000 No way I lose.
00:06:41.000 There's no way I lose.
00:06:42.000 All right.
00:06:42.000 All right.
00:06:43.000 Let's go.
00:06:45.000 No. Deal to whoever first randomly.
00:06:49.000 It doesn't matter.
00:06:50.000 The look on Andrew's face.
00:06:53.000 500 pound high card, low card.
00:06:55.000 Nice. All right.
00:06:58.000 All right.
00:06:58.000 All right.
00:06:59.000 I got your money.
00:07:01.000 I got your money.
00:07:01.000 Well, I honor my debts.
00:07:02.000 Double or nothing.
00:07:05.000 Same card, same card.
00:07:07.000 Steal again.
00:07:10.000 He lost a grand.
00:07:13.000 For no reason.
00:07:15.000 Will you take $1,200?
00:07:17.000 Yeah. Hold on, buddy.
00:07:22.000 Diamonds, dancing, flooded We don't turn nothing to something Niggas be capping, bluffing Tweet, that's a hole in your muffin What's all attention?
00:07:31.000 Try to run off with the truth But ain't give me a mission
00:07:33.000 Swishing, we bench him.
00:07:35.000 Tree shot to drop, we gon' pull up with blickers and drench him.
00:07:37.000 Look at these actors, dropping the brakes, ain't never spit cali.
00:07:41.000 Spinning for rappers, with the chances that he got his ratchet.
00:07:45.000 It's gon' be a disaster, he ain't no step of that boy in a fashion.
00:07:48.000 Pussy, stop all that cappin', ain't for his mouth out, cabbage, he in a casket.
00:07:54.000 And you go out, stop playing face cards, because when you play your face cards face up, with your face facing the same way your face is facing.
00:08:02.000 You have to face justice.
00:08:03.000 You have more cases than me!
00:08:06.000 Face justice.
00:08:07.000 You have to face justice.
00:08:08.000 Exactly. I'm the crime boss here.
00:08:10.000 I got the most cases.
00:08:11.000 You suck.
00:08:13.000 I want crime?
00:08:14.000 You're shit.
00:08:15.000 I just want to answer.
00:08:16.000 Have you ever been in the sky?
00:08:17.000 Yes or no?
00:08:18.000 No. No.
00:08:19.000 That's right.
00:08:20.000 Never beat me in the sky.
00:08:21.000 I'm big blind.
00:08:22.000 Come on, everyone go.
00:08:23.000 Put me blind in.
00:08:25.000 So I can erase it.
00:08:26.000 Put me blind in.
00:08:27.000 I'm going to erase it.
00:08:29.000 Let's go.
00:08:30.000 Let's go!
00:08:31.000 You're gonna fucking lose!
00:08:32.000 Shut up!
00:08:33.000 You want a fucking hand, you're talking Mr. Pinkball!
00:08:35.000 You never beat me in the sky!
00:08:37.000 Do you have hot chocolate here?
00:08:38.000 I don't like you.
00:08:40.000 No, excuse me.
00:08:41.000 Absolutely no hot chocolate at all for him.
00:08:44.000 Don't give him any hot chocolate.
00:08:46.000 Andrew and I got this jet.
00:08:49.000 It's mine and my brother's jet.
00:08:50.000 No hot chocolate for him.
00:08:51.000 He's not allowed.
00:08:52.000 He's doing it to annoy me because he's...
00:08:54.000 I know he's got a beard, but he's actually eight years old.
00:08:57.000 That's why he's so small.
00:08:58.000 So we don't want him to have hot chocolate this late in the day because he gets hyper.
00:09:02.000 So no hot chocolate.
00:09:03.000 No hot chocolate.
00:09:09.000 Let me just analyze.
00:09:11.000 Let's analyze.
00:09:12.000 One, two, three, four.
00:09:14.000 Four pussies.
00:09:15.000 Let's go.
00:09:15.000 All right.
00:09:16.000 How much?
00:09:16.000 All in.
00:09:18.000 You didn't.
00:09:18.000 You started running about all in.
00:09:20.000 All in.
00:09:21.000 You started talking shit.
00:09:22.000 All in.
00:09:23.000 Let's go, Sky Jam!
00:09:24.000 Call me!
00:09:25.000 I'm full of shit!
00:09:26.000 Call me!
00:09:26.000 I'm lying!
00:09:27.000 I'm bluffing!
00:09:28.000 Call me!
00:09:28.000 All in!
00:09:29.000 Come on, Marcel!
00:09:29.000 No, I see all that talk!
00:09:31.000 All that talk!
00:09:32.000 Marcel did this!
00:09:33.000 I was gonna do a nice little bet, play the game, get some money out of you all.
00:09:36.000 He's gonna make me waste my good hand by scaring you all away.
00:09:39.000 'Cause ain't gonna start fucking talking shit about going home, watching the badminton.
00:09:42.000 They're all in!
00:09:43.000 Do you think I can lose in the sky?
00:09:47.000 I'm undefeated amongst the clouds.
00:09:50.000 Call me!
00:09:51.000 Call me!
00:09:52.000 I'm telling you, I've seen my cards.
00:09:54.000 You should have 100% caught.
00:09:56.000 He's got fuck all.
00:09:57.000 He's got fuck all as well.
00:09:59.000 I know.
00:10:00.000 I should have fucking stayed in.
00:10:01.000 Fuck it up.
00:10:03.000 I had a pair of 10s.
00:10:05.000 I had a pair of queens.
00:10:06.000 Fuck a queen.
00:10:07.000 I had two queens.
00:10:08.000 Why didn't you call me?
00:10:09.000 You would have won.
00:10:11.000 Are you fucking kidding me?
00:10:13.000 I will talk about it.
00:10:14.000 Don't let me discuss it.
00:10:15.000 Guys, I'm telling you now.
00:10:16.000 I know I'll be annoying.
00:10:18.000 Don't let me win.
00:10:20.000 Who's the poker champion?
00:10:21.000 Well, on the ground.
00:10:22.000 We left that behind.
00:10:25.000 Sky games.
00:10:25.000 Guys, why are we playing poker in the sky on a jet?
00:10:29.000 No one does it.
00:10:29.000 You wouldn't get it.
00:10:31.000 I wouldn't get it.
00:10:33.000 It's not my stock.
00:10:34.000 So he takes it all?
00:10:35.000 Yeah, nines.
00:10:37.000 Alright, what did I say?
00:10:38.000 You should've looked at his cards before you bet.
00:10:40.000 So, if you knew his cards before you bet, you wouldn't have done that.
00:10:44.000 The sky loser!
00:10:50.000 You were all talking about Sky Champ, Sky Champ.
00:10:53.000 No, everyone forgot about the Sky Loser.
00:10:55.000 Marcel staged a massive comeback, that's what it looks like.
00:10:58.000 Marcel, you're going to be the Sky Champ.
00:11:03.000 All we know is Sky Loser is out.
00:11:07.000 It's terrible.
00:11:08.000 It's terrible.
00:11:09.000 I haven't won a single draw.
00:11:11.000 Not a hand.
00:11:12.000 Nothing. Not a hand.
00:11:14.000 No cards.
00:11:16.000 All my cards.
00:11:18.000 Pack off.
00:11:21.000 I had to stay here.
00:11:23.000 I couldn't let Nigel win a single hand.
00:11:26.000 That would upset me way too much.
00:11:28.000 Bro, I didn't expect that.
00:11:30.000 If you had raised all in at the end, I would have called him.
00:11:34.000 I would not have continued that.
00:11:35.000 Andrew, tell me what the secret to winning poker is.
00:11:37.000 Just yell and just pretend you got shit, you ain't gone.
00:11:41.000 If Nigel doesn't win a hand, he will become the champion.
00:11:44.000 I mean, the loser.
00:11:45.000 Skyloser? No.
00:11:46.000 No, sorry.
00:11:47.000 You tried it.
00:11:50.000 You tried it.
00:11:51.000 Exactly. And I see what you're doing as well.
00:11:54.000 Sorry, Alex.
00:11:55.000 I see what you're doing.
00:11:56.000 What a hat!
00:11:57.000 Yes! Fucking yes!
00:12:00.000 Had to try.
00:12:01.000 Had to try.
00:12:02.000 Had to keep it out.
00:12:02.000 Fair. Nigel, how's the feel?
00:12:04.000 It feels great.
00:12:06.000 One hand.
00:12:07.000 One great.
00:12:07.000 Is this the beginning of the comeback?
00:12:09.000 It is.
00:12:09.000 It's the comeback season.
00:12:10.000 It is.
00:12:10.000 I hope Nigel has come back in the future.
00:12:12.000 Nigel, if you come back and leave, that would be epic.
00:12:14.000 Didn't win a single hand until the game was almost over.
00:12:16.000 Nigel's back.
00:12:18.000 I'm going back.
00:12:19.000 Cheers. Cheers.
00:12:28.000 We need to talk about the fly.
00:12:30.000 I'm concerned for the welfare of the fly.
00:12:34.000 Okay. The fly in the cabin.
00:12:35.000 There's a fly in the plane.
00:12:36.000 Imagine you're a fly.
00:12:38.000 You're in Bucharest.
00:12:40.000 You're flying around.
00:12:41.000 You speak Romanian.
00:12:43.000 You get on the plane.
00:12:44.000 You're eating meat, sir.
00:12:45.000 You don't really know what a plane is.
00:12:47.000 You just get on the plane because there's food on the plane.
00:12:49.000 The plane lands and you get out.
00:12:51.000 And you're in Dubai.
00:12:53.000 That would be mind-bending for a fly.
00:12:56.000 Think about it.
00:12:57.000 It's hot now.
00:12:58.000 The other niggers are different.
00:12:59.000 The other flies are different.
00:13:02.000 Yeah, you've got the territories.
00:13:04.000 New types of spider and lizard trying to eat you and shit.
00:13:06.000 There's lizards trying to eat you.
00:13:08.000 I don't know.
00:13:08.000 He's got a passport, a hotel, nothing.
00:13:09.000 He's got kids and shit.
00:13:11.000 Yeah, he's left his kids.
00:13:12.000 His wife.
00:13:13.000 He's a family of 6,000.
00:13:14.000 He's got a family of 6,000.
00:13:15.000 He's got 6,000 kids and he's just accidentally on the plane.
00:13:17.000 Now he's going to be in Dubai.
00:13:18.000 How's he going to get home?
00:13:20.000 I mean, he should fly.
00:13:21.000 But maybe he can't fly enough.
00:13:22.000 Maybe he's lazy.
00:13:24.000 So I'm worried about the fly.
00:13:25.000 And I think the best thing we can do to be humane.
00:13:28.000 Is to find the fly, capture the fly, keep the fly alive till we go back to Romania.
00:13:32.000 To get him home.
00:13:34.000 That's not a good idea.
00:13:35.000 I think we should.
00:13:36.000 Considering Tristan killed Rory's goat.
00:13:38.000 Rory. Has he cooked my fucking goat?
00:13:40.000 Rory. It'd probably be nice of us to save a fly's life.
00:13:43.000 It reminds of Rory to hold the fly until we go back to Romania.
00:13:46.000 That's right.
00:13:46.000 We have a new pet.
00:13:47.000 If we get the fly home to Romania, then we're good people.
00:13:50.000 What's gonna happen if the fly meets a new fly and starts a completely new family in Dubai?
00:13:55.000 New fly wife, new family.
00:13:57.000 If he's pimping, he's alright.
00:13:59.000 To be fair, Jackie, to be fair.
00:14:01.000 So we have to let him out to let him see if he likes him, but if he doesn't want to get back to Romania, so we have to put him on a leash.
00:14:05.000 Let's communicate with the fly now.
00:14:06.000 I see the fly.
00:14:07.000 Follow me around, and if you want to come back to Romania...
00:14:10.000 Look, the fly is listening.
00:14:12.000 Look, look, the fly is listening.
00:14:13.000 Look, look, the fly is listening.
00:14:13.000 It's here.
00:14:14.000 Listen, bro.
00:14:15.000 He smells Romania.
00:14:16.000 That's what he does.
00:14:16.000 This is the fly, bro.
00:14:18.000 So the fly is in Dubai.
00:14:19.000 This world is about to change.
00:14:21.000 His whole world is about to change.
00:14:23.000 He has no idea what's about to happen.
00:14:25.000 He smells Romania.
00:14:26.000 The fly is safe.
00:14:27.000 That's why he's with you.
00:14:28.000 You see it, Billy?
00:14:29.000 He feels like home.
00:14:30.000 Cheers, bro.
00:14:31.000 He can sense the energy.
00:14:33.000 If he pulls out a middle finger.
00:14:37.000 So, obviously I fucked up and I lost your shit, right?
00:14:42.000 Okay. And I know you guys said don't give me anything back and don't worry about it, but as a man, I can't.
00:14:47.000 You know what I'm like.
00:14:48.000 Yeah. So I got you guys something.
00:14:50.000 This is a gift for the boat.
00:14:51.000 I want you to put this on your boat as an ornament.
00:14:57.000 That's bad, mate.
00:14:58.000 Amazing. Thank you very much.
00:14:59.000 Alright, let's ask you soon.
00:15:00.000 Thank you.
00:15:01.000 Thank you, Marcel.
00:15:02.000 Thank you, Marcel.
00:15:03.000 Thank you.
00:15:03.000 And Andrew won't lose this.
00:15:05.000 It's true.
00:15:06.000 But guys, to be trusted, just take good shit.
00:15:10.000 Bring your shit back.
00:15:12.000 Thank you, Jim.
00:15:13.000 We're going to put it in the bridge.
00:15:17.000 What's it called?
00:15:17.000 The bridge?
00:15:18.000 Yeah, the bridge.
00:15:18.000 It's going to stay on the bridge for good luck.
00:15:20.000 though
00:15:28.000 You look so excited to be back in Dubai.
00:15:31.000 I love the enthusiasm.
00:15:32.000 Kristen, are you excited?
00:15:34.000 No. Am I the only one that's excited?
00:15:37.000 I'd be excited if you weren't with us.
00:15:39.000 Nice. Too bad.
00:15:40.000 Too bad.
00:15:42.000 So sad.
00:15:45.000 Thank you very much.
00:15:47.000 Nice to meet you.
00:15:48.000 Nice to meet you, Captain.
00:15:49.000 Thank you.
00:15:50.000 Thank you everyone I I I Hello.
00:16:05.000 Hello. Good.
00:16:28.000 How you doing, man?
00:16:29.000 Good, good, good.
00:16:31.000 I was supposed to be on this plane three years ago.
00:16:33.000 Hey, how was a flight?
00:16:34.000 Good? Yeah, very good.
00:16:35.000 Yeah, I'm glad to be here.
00:16:36.000 Yeah, we were supposed to fly here three years ago, meet you here, everything, and then three-year delay.
00:16:42.000 Bro, I don't do nothing.
00:16:48.000 This is fucking massive.
00:16:49.000 What are you eating in that fucking America or Romania?
00:16:51.000 No, it's cigars.
00:16:52.000 I don't take cigars.
00:16:53.000 You can smoke the bomb on 2.01 the GH.
00:16:56.000 Smoke jungle.
00:16:57.000 We actually did a test with that More Plates, More Dates guy.
00:17:00.000 Yeah, they did a massive test on both of us.
00:17:02.000 This is chenetics, though.
00:17:03.000 This is the black side.
00:17:04.000 How you doing, man?
00:17:05.000 It is a bit.
00:17:05.000 I'm telling you, this is going to be chenetics.
00:17:06.000 But that's also why we go to jail.
00:17:10.000 Black chenetics.
00:17:10.000 So I say three years.
00:17:12.000 Is it more or less?
00:17:13.000 It's got to be around that mark, right?
00:17:15.000 Three years.
00:17:15.000 Two and a half.
00:17:16.000 Three years.
00:17:19.000 You're welcome.
00:17:20.000 No. Dubai's the place to be.
00:17:25.000 Everyone knows that.
00:17:26.000 I don't want you to have some shit on doing coffee.
00:17:28.000 It's human trafficker.
00:17:30.000 It might be the criminal-themed coffees.
00:17:35.000 I've already got one.
00:17:37.000 Well, thank you very much.
00:17:38.000 I super appreciate it.
00:17:38.000 Please take one.
00:17:40.000 Thank you very much.
00:17:41.000 I appreciate it.
00:17:42.000 Good life.
00:17:43.000 With niggas that say O.D. Won't even get pulled over in they new V. The good life.
00:17:49.000 Let's go on a living spree.
00:17:50.000 See it.
00:17:51.000 They say the best things in life are free.
00:17:53.000 The good life.
00:17:54.000 It feel like Atlanta.
00:17:56.000 It feel like L.A. It feel like Miami.
00:17:59.000 It feel like N.Y. Summertime shine.
00:18:02.000 Light your hands up in the sky.
00:18:05.000 Andrew, they have your name everywhere.
00:18:07.000 This is a warm welcome if I've ever seen one.
00:18:09.000 Yeah, they do.
00:18:10.000 And a lot of the people who are contingent in my masterful plan for the real world 2.0 are based in Dubai.
00:18:16.000 So it looks like they've given us in the world a gift by branding the airport with the real world 2.0.
00:18:22.000 So I'm very excited to be here for all the right reasons.
00:18:25.000 I'm going to definitely not show off with my Bugatti or buy any diamond watches.
00:18:28.000 I'm going to focus on work and get the real world 2.0 online.
00:18:31.000 So I'm very, very glad to be here.
00:18:32.000 I was supposed to be here three years ago.
00:18:34.000 Of course, my jet was famously booked.
00:18:35.000 I was supposed to land and then there was a three-year delay that involved a lot of house arrest and jail.
00:18:39.000 So this is three years coming.
00:18:41.000 So it's amazing to finally land considering this should have been exactly what happened all that time ago.
00:18:46.000 so I'm very glad to be here.
00:18:53.000 Keep the women away from us.
00:18:55.000 You can keep them all for yourselves if you want us.
00:18:57.000 I want to see what people want us to do.
00:19:00.000 Sure. You're the big boss.
00:19:02.000 Thank you.
00:19:03.000 You're the big boss.
00:19:04.000 You're the airport boss.
00:19:06.000 Thank you very much.
00:19:07.000 Nice to meet you, ladies.
00:19:08.000 Nice to meet you.
00:19:08.000 Thank you very much.
00:19:09.000 Thank you.
00:19:10.000 Nice to meet you.
00:19:11.000 Okay, Andrew, please.
00:19:12.000 I'm going to turn it on for you.
00:19:13.000 Beautiful. See, this is going to happen.
00:19:15.000 And it's the right one.
00:19:16.000 Yeah. I think we got it.
00:19:18.000 Beautiful. This is going to happen.
00:19:20.000 Yeah. I think we got it.
00:19:22.000 Beautiful. This is going to happen.
00:19:24.000 Yeah. I think I don't want.
00:19:26.000 Okay. And Bailey.
00:19:28.000 Here? Sorry.
00:19:30.000 Life like this is what your life like.
00:19:33.000 Try to live the life right.
00:19:34.000 People really know you push your buttons like type right.
00:19:37.000 This is like a movie but it's really good.
00:19:39.000 Welcome home!
00:19:44.000 Nice house, huh?
00:19:46.000 Your house.
00:19:48.000 Hey, hey.
00:19:48.000 Nice to meet you, Andrew.
00:19:50.000 Nice to meet you, Andrew.
00:19:52.000 It's gorgeous.
00:19:54.000 I want you to have during the day, because the day during the day is different.
00:19:58.000 There's a lot of light.
00:20:00.000 It's amazing.
00:20:02.000 Wow, incredible.
00:20:03.000 It's too cold, no?
00:20:06.000 I'm just going to look around.
00:20:08.000 What's this?
00:20:09.000 This is a small cinema.
00:20:10.000 We just finished it one week ago.
00:20:12.000 Just a small cinema.
00:20:13.000 No big deal.
00:20:14.000 It's a false thing.
00:20:15.000 Here you have one and all the...
00:20:19.000 I will turn to your bedroom.
00:20:20.000 This is a guest toilet.
00:20:22.000 This is a toilet?
00:20:23.000 This is a guest toilet.
00:20:24.000 It's like a club.
00:20:26.000 Yeah, it's a big...
00:20:27.000 Guest. Wow.
00:20:29.000 Wow.
00:20:31.000 Yes. Can we get rid of this cigar?
00:20:34.000 You have.
00:20:35.000 Moses, can you bring one of the drinks?
00:20:38.000 A room?
00:20:41.000 Nice. This is one of the guest rooms.
00:20:44.000 This is a guest room.
00:20:46.000 Oh, no.
00:20:48.000 Nice guest room.
00:20:49.000 When you see it, I need to know which one you like.
00:20:52.000 Okay? Okay.
00:20:53.000 Because there is one that is huge, but the toilet.
00:20:56.000 I have to do things sequentially in order because my brain is weird.
00:20:59.000 I will do down here and then I will go...
00:21:01.000 This is like the kitchen?
00:21:03.000 No, this is like the wall.
00:21:05.000 Are you good at pool?
00:21:09.000 No, but...
00:21:10.000 No, I'm not good at pool.
00:21:12.000 I'm terrible.
00:21:12.000 I'm terrible.
00:21:14.000 It's okay.
00:21:20.000 Hello. How are you, I'm okay?
00:21:23.000 Okay, I'm good.
00:21:24.000 So good to see you.
00:21:25.000 He is, remember, Spartan won.
00:21:27.000 Can you take some videos outside?
00:21:34.000 I'll wait for everybody else on the side of one of these.
00:21:36.000 This is the kitchen.
00:21:37.000 This is the kitchen.
00:21:38.000 Super romantic comments.
00:21:42.000 Nice, this is the garage.
00:21:44.000 Yes, I'm making the gym.
00:21:46.000 Tomorrow they are delivering more things.
00:21:48.000 I'm working on it.
00:21:50.000 The people are coming in three days.
00:21:52.000 But I brought you also the lunch.
00:21:55.000 I'll go to the pants.
00:21:56.000 What is coming?
00:21:57.000 Into the tunnel?
00:21:58.000 Yes. Perfect.
00:22:00.000 It's the only thing that I can do in the last four hours.
00:22:02.000 So this is the one sheet.
00:22:05.000 How many bedrooms total?
00:22:06.000 Six master bedrooms plus stuff.
00:22:09.000 But I place you three new small beds for the camera guys.
00:22:15.000 Please don't tell me.
00:22:16.000 So this is the biggest one, but I think maybe we like more the one downstairs because of the shower.
00:22:25.000 Okay, beautiful.
00:22:26.000 I mean, I'm very happy.
00:22:27.000 It looks good to me.
00:22:28.000 The views in the morning, the views in the morning is amazing.
00:22:30.000 I bet.
00:22:30.000 When you woke up, there's a Victor Rush.
00:22:32.000 I'm still working on it.
00:22:34.000 Oh, if you open, yes.
00:22:36.000 I wanted to do the gym there.
00:22:38.000 Yeah, it's huge.
00:22:38.000 These are windows, yes?
00:22:40.000 Yes. And this is wardrobe?
00:22:41.000 When they were in this villa, I think they wanted to do a club here.
00:22:44.000 Because it doesn't make sense much, this room.
00:22:47.000 But, yeah.
00:22:48.000 So, is it one of the masters or the one downstairs?
00:22:54.000 Upstairs is only this room?
00:22:56.000 Yes. Upstairs is this room.
00:23:01.000 I need to bring furniture because I'm still working on it.
00:23:08.000 And you'll fill this up for us?
00:23:10.000 Yes, I will do it.
00:23:12.000 Because normally nobody uses area here.
00:23:16.000 Yeah, I want to put the SSC, but I'm still seeing this.
00:23:21.000 Every bookie, we get everything.
00:23:23.000 And I want to put some privacy here.
00:23:26.000 I want to put, like, some...
00:23:27.000 Should I do that again?
00:23:30.000 Yeah, some plans to have some privacy.
00:23:36.000 We need that, it's got all the characters.
00:23:38.000 I need it to fuck you up.
00:23:39.000 No, bro, you can't beat me.
00:23:41.000 Bro, when the dude comes, you're getting fucked up, bro.
00:23:43.000 The buttons have changed, everything.
00:23:47.000 When you hit the bar, the buttons are different.
00:23:50.000 Marcel doesn't take small jacks.
00:23:51.000 I don't take small jacks.
00:23:53.000 Especially when he wears a clean shirt.
00:23:59.000 It's alright.
00:24:03.000 It's alright.
00:24:05.000 It's okay.
00:24:06.000 It's okay.
00:24:06.000 Reminds me of jail.
00:24:08.000 It reminds me of jail.
00:24:10.000 This doesn't remind you of jail.
00:24:13.000 It does.
00:24:14.000 But, this is a good course for you to go and cry in after I fuck you up on the game.
00:24:21.000 Once I beat you on the game.
00:24:23.000 The game.
00:24:24.000 You come here and cry.
00:24:26.000 Cry your little tears with your little cups.
00:24:29.000 You can drink your tears.
00:24:31.000 I knew you were going to say that.
00:24:33.000 I knew it.
00:24:34.000 No, but what are we doing here?
00:24:36.000 Well, all I do is win.
00:24:37.000 How long did we have that car?
00:24:39.000 We're going to jail.
00:24:42.000 You will be a completely different person once you're not worried about money anymore.
00:24:53.000 You'll have a different vibe.
00:24:54.000 You'll go through the world differently.
00:24:56.000 That constant fear and anxiety will be gone from your eyes and your aura.
00:25:00.000 You can forget about the Lamborghinis.
00:25:02.000 You can forget about the private planes with five-course meals surfing the sky for you and your friends.
00:25:06.000 Forget all that.
00:25:07.000 What you really want is to be able to take care of your parents when they get old.
00:25:11.000 What you really want is to stop constantly worrying about the bills you have to pay.
00:25:14.000 What you want is to live a life where you don't have to be concerned that your dog gets sick because it's going to bankrupt you.
00:25:20.000 That is what you want.
00:25:21.000 That is the dream.
00:25:22.000 And you know what?
00:25:23.000 To achieve that dream, you don't have to go work at a gold mine.
00:25:25.000 You don't have to risk your life.