Tate Speech - September 09, 2022


TRISTAN TATES CAR BLOWS UP IN FRANCE🤬 | Tate Confidential Ep 155

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Length

14 minutes

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130.03

Word count

1,866

Sentence count

333

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Misogyny

4

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Toxicity

50

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Hate speech

12

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Tristan has a flat tire and the French are on a mission to get us to the next village before we run out of petrol. Will we make it? Will we survive the French trap? Or will we get run over by an undercover cop? Find out what happens when the French catch up with us and try and save us from the French. We also find out who's going to pay the price if we don't make it to the village in time. And we find out why the French hate the cannon run so much. Just like they hate the English. Enjoy this episode of the Crunchie Boys Podcast! - The Cruncher Boys - Episode 2 - The French Trap - Episode 3 - Episode 4 - Episode 5 - Episode 6 - Episode 7 - Episode 8 - Episode 9 - Episode 10 - Episode 11 - Episode 13 - Episode 14 - Episode 15 - Episode 16 - Episode 17 - Episode 19 - Episode 20 - Episode 21 - Episode 22 - Episode 23 - Episode 24 - Episode 25 - Episode 26 - Episode 27 - Episode 28 - Episode 29 - Episode 30 - Episode 31 - Episode 32 - Episode 33 - Episode 34 - Episode 35 - Episode 36 - Episode 37 - Episode 39 - Episode 40 - Episode 41 - Episode 45 - Episode 47 - Episode 51 - Episode 001 - Episode 01 - Episode 1 - Episode 1. The French trap us. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 11. 12. 13. 15. 16. 17. 19. 21. 20. We hope you enjoy this episode and we hope you guys enjoy it and have a nice rest and enjoy the next one! Have a question or suggestion? We ll see you next week. Have a listen next week! Thanks for listening and we ll be back next Monday! xxx - Mccartan and we'll see you in the next episode next Tuesday! We'll see ya next Tuesday. Love ya! Love, bye. - P.E. - Joe - Joe, Rory, EJosie, Jake, P.A. & Ben J. & Gav, Ben J & Gerv, xx - EJ & Gorms, M. OJ & B. M. & A. B. J. xx

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00:00:02.000 So he got us. He's put his lights on now.
00:00:05.000 We've been gone. They got us.
00:00:08.000 Because we almost made it I'm so happy!
00:00:12.000 tourner dans le vide, tourner dans le vide, tourner dans le vide, il me fait tourner dans le vide, tourner dans le vide tourner dans le vide, il me fait tourner So the French once again hate us. 0.92
00:00:41.000 Peace.
00:00:42.000 Every year, the French hate the cannon run.
00:00:46.000 Every single year.
00:00:47.000 It is!
00:00:49.000 It's just the English Hufflepuffs, bro.
00:00:51.000 Tristan, what's going on? 0.99
00:00:57.000 I've got a flat fucking tire. 0.99
00:01:00.000 How? And I've got no fucking phone signal. 0.99
00:01:04.000 Hold on. 0.99
00:01:10.000 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's pretty flat.
00:01:18.000 So what are we going to do? Because we haven't even taken the same route as everyone else.
00:01:25.000 There's no spare. There won't be a spare.
00:01:29.000 I'll check in a second, but there won't be a spare. 1.00
00:01:31.000 Shit. 1.00
00:01:33.000 Surely Bentley have a spare fucking tyre. 1.00
00:01:37.000 Forgot to film the Frenchman. 1.00
00:01:44.000 The undercover cop.
00:01:46.000 He's pissed at someone, bro.
00:01:47.000 I think he's going for someone. Ah, maybe they're getting everyone at the front.
00:01:53.000 Because everyone looks out in their cars.
00:01:55.000 Really? Up ahead, yeah.
00:01:57.000 Up far ahead, they look out in their cars.
00:02:00.000 Hilarious. It's that undercover French car.
00:02:25.000 I didn't see that one coming. They didn't use undercovers last time.
00:02:29.000 The French are up in their game to attack the English. 0.92
00:02:32.000 And I just saw that Lambo take a lap.
00:02:35.000 I'm confident Andrew will also...
00:02:37.000 We're not gonna go into the killing fields.
00:02:40.000 No way.
00:02:45.000 I'm on the press.
00:02:46.000 No way.
00:02:47.000 No way. Bro.
00:02:50.000 Very possible. Someone did a pedestrian or something.
00:02:53.000 Could happen. That could happen, bro.
00:02:56.000 That's not out of the realms of possibility.
00:02:59.000 Imagine. Bro.
00:03:01.000 Bro. The French fucking ate us. 1.00
00:03:02.000 Maybe they hit a police officer. 1.00
00:03:04.000 Bro. Hi, Tristan.
00:03:09.000 Oh. So we have a red space-saving tyre.
00:03:13.000 Looks that way. That's clearly smaller than all the other wheels.
00:03:19.000 Yeah. They've put custom wheels on here that are bigger.
00:03:21.000 That one's smaller. Who's going to fuck up the steering?
00:03:24.000 Ah, shit. That's clearly smaller than the wheels I got. 0.99
00:03:29.000 yeah you got pop it up yet?
00:03:33.000 it would be funny if a car hit our spare tire and crashed Another one bites the dust, I think.
00:03:56.000 I'm trying to get through. I have no one with it.
00:03:59.000 Yeah, you did get through, bro.
00:04:01.000 I don't think they care. I think we're through now but I'm telling you this is how it starts.
00:04:06.000 So that's the first bit where they show force and then they look at who humbles themselves from the show of force and who doesn't over somewhere in the and it's not going to be the immediate future because they actually are quite good at knowing which are the only roads out so it's going to be some although maybe last time we were in such a village this might be big enough there's too many off-ramps that we could possibly take We'll see.
00:04:36.000 I think the French have set up a trap. 1.00
00:04:38.000 But we will see.
00:04:40.000 I'm gonna get rich.
00:04:42.000 I'm gonna get rich.
00:04:44.000 Yeah, this car is faster.
00:04:47.000 This car's faster, boys.
00:04:50.000 This car's faster.
00:04:54.000 So that's Frankenstein.
00:04:59.000 It's twin-turbo-dementador right now. 0.81
00:05:03.000 Miles-a, miles-a.
00:05:07.000 Surely it can't work.
00:05:08.000 Surely it's going to blow up, Morris.
00:05:10.000 I think so. No, it can't.
00:05:13.000 It's not going to make it. So let me get this straight, Roy. What's this in the back?
00:05:31.000 What's that? Right there.
00:05:33.000 It's fuel. That's a can of petrol.
00:05:35.000 Why do we have a can of petrol on the car?
00:05:37.000 Because on the first day, Andrew broke down.
00:05:40.000 So, no, he didn't break down.
00:05:41.000 He ran out of petrol. Whoa.
00:05:44.000 You know you're smoking, yeah?
00:05:46.000 It works.
00:05:48.000 That's factual though.
00:05:50.000 I live where I'm at.
00:05:52.000 This can't be normal.
00:05:58.000 I don't think they'll let you smoke.
00:06:00.000 I'm mad at all. I'm ready for the boom.
00:06:04.000 I don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:06:05.000 Which is all Andrew's fault for being a dumbass, yeah? 1.00
00:06:08.000 And why do we have this? 0.99
00:06:11.000 Because we got it from the petrol garage to go and save Andrew.
00:06:15.000 Yeah, to go save Andrew. Because he ran out of gas because he's stupid, yeah? 1.00
00:06:18.000 Yeah. Now, we have a flat tire. 1.00
00:06:21.000 And those cunts just drove straight past us. 1.00
00:06:24.000 Yeah. Didn't even beep or wave. 0.99
00:06:26.000 They saw us. There's no way you don't see a big Bentley by the side of the road.
00:06:29.000 Yeah. They literally just drove past and left us here.
00:06:33.000 So when Andrew runs out of fucking gas, it's all hands on deck. 0.99
00:06:37.000 Everyone's scrambling around to the gas stations. 0.99
00:06:39.000 Let's go pick up gas for Andrew.
00:06:40.000 Let's go save him. We have a flat tire, which is not our fault.
00:06:44.000 It's not being thick, like running out of gas.
00:06:48.000 And they just leave us here.
00:06:49.000 They just drive past us. I think it's Luke's fault.
00:06:54.000 Might be Luke's fault. Yeah.
00:06:56.000 Luke punctured our tire.
00:06:58.000 I think Luke did this this morning.
00:07:00.000 He knew what was going to happen. That's why Andrew drove past.
00:07:02.000 Yeah, sounds about right. Luke planned this.
00:07:05.000 Fuck it, I need to straighten it with Luke. 1.00
00:07:07.000 Since the beginning of my relationship with Luke, he's been plotting my downfall, and this may be just another cog in his masterful plan. 1.00
00:07:15.000 Luke's on a sabotage mission. 1.00
00:07:16.000 Fuck Luke. Yeah. 1.00
00:07:18.000 Those cunts, Tristan, and who else? 0.99
00:07:20.000 Rory. The guys we don't like. 1.00
00:07:23.000 What can we do?
00:07:24.000 No. Their car broke down.
00:07:26.000 I haven't got a spare tire on me.
00:07:28.000 I know. I know we don't. We don't even have a spare room.
00:07:31.000 Maybe they can fit in the boot?
00:07:34.000 Right on top. The engine.
00:07:37.000 Exactly, bro. But I don't like them anyway.
00:07:40.000 I hope they're stuck in France forever. 1.00
00:07:43.000 You know how good of a curse that'd be? 0.93
00:07:45.000 That'd be the worst curse. All of them making fun of France.
00:07:48.000 Oh, France is shit. France is your new home. 1.00
00:07:53.000 How do you like your new home, Tristan?
00:07:55.000 I know. Tristan, how is it?
00:07:57.000 France doesn't like it. France really wants people to stay in France.
00:08:00.000 Try to get us under the bridge.
00:08:02.000 They can't keep them there voluntarily.
00:08:03.000 They can't, they have to try other ways.
00:08:06.000 Excellent.
00:08:13.000 Tristan.
00:08:16.000 Excellent. Excellent what?
00:08:19.000 There's a sign. That's a good sign.
00:08:25.000 I'm not talking to you. What do you mean?
00:08:28.000 What's wrong? I'm not talking to you.
00:08:29.000 We're having fun. I'm not having fun with you.
00:08:32.000 So you're Bordeaux? Are you Bordeaux?
00:08:34.000 I don't like you. Are you Bordeaux?
00:08:36.000 Bordeaux? Are you Bordeaux?
00:08:39.000 I'm not talking to you. We're near Bordeaux in France, for anyone who doesn't get the joke.
00:08:45.000 That's where we are. But are you Bordeaux?
00:08:50.000 Get out of the car.
00:08:52.000 I might kick you out of the car. 0.90
00:08:54.000 I'm gonna put it up right beside you. I'm starting to write it. I take speaking. Why?
00:09:18.000 So, me and Boris have the police on us.
00:09:29.000 We have a tail. We have a tail, Morris.
00:09:33.000 I don't know what they're doing though.
00:09:35.000 It's been like this for a good 20 minutes.
00:09:39.000 I think they're waiting for me to speed. 1.00
00:09:40.000 I think they're waiting for us to get bored and just say, fuck it, let's go. 0.99
00:09:44.000 They're not going to catch me, shall I just go? 1.00
00:09:46.000 No. We've got 10 minutes to the Spanish border, shall we just go now?
00:09:50.000 No, because the French will stop us at the border, maybe.
00:09:53.000 What are they going to do, get a helicopter out?
00:09:55.000 No, but we shouldn't run away.
00:09:57.000 I think he's waiting for us to get bored and happy's thoughts.
00:10:01.000 That's his French plan. The French trap. 1.00
00:10:06.000 It is annoying, but that's what he's trying to do.
00:10:09.000 He's trying to annoy you.
00:10:10.000 That's his plan. Otherwise, he would have pulled you over already.
00:10:13.000 But he has no reason to pull us over.
00:10:17.000 We're just in a Lambo.
00:10:19.000 It's illegal to be in a Lambo now.
00:10:21.000 He couldn't see our front plate.
00:10:23.000 He couldn't even see it. He doesn't know we don't have one.
00:10:26.000 He doesn't know. He can't know.
00:10:29.000 He hasn't passed us. So...
00:10:32.000 It's a waiting game.
00:10:34.000 Us against the Frenchman. 0.99
00:10:36.000 Who has the patience?
00:10:40.000 We'll see. So he got us.
00:10:43.000 He's put his lights on now. We've been gone.
00:10:47.000 They got us. They got us.
00:10:48.000 We almost made it.
00:10:50.000 We almost made it to the end.
00:10:53.000 We could not come off.
00:10:56.000 Ah, have to come off.
00:10:58.000 I've played these games with the French before.
00:11:02.000 Have to come off here. Because this is a clear...
00:11:06.000 What it would be is, you know, the cannon run guy behind him.
00:11:10.000 That guy shouldn't come off, but he did. 0.99
00:11:12.000 That was dumb of him. The cannon run guy, I don't think, should have came off. 0.95
00:11:20.000 Oh, is this not a rest stop?
00:11:22.000 Yeah, it is. It is.
00:11:27.000 This is also where he's going to try and get us for speeding as well.
00:11:30.000 Because I don't know the speed limits on these small roads.
00:11:33.000 I don't either.
00:11:37.000 It's the left, I think.
00:11:39.000 It's there.
00:11:40.000 Yeah, it's here.
00:11:47.000 So, Frenchman's angry. 1.00
00:11:54.000 The angry Frenchman. 1.00
00:11:55.000 I'm sorry, Boris. I'm sorry for my people.
00:11:58.000 No, they're cunts. 1.00
00:12:01.000 They're cunts, Boris. 1.00
00:12:03.000 I'll admit it. I'll admit that they're cunts. 1.00
00:12:06.000 They're cunts and they're after us. 0.99
00:12:11.000 He actually looks angry, as a person. 0.99
00:12:14.000 So...
00:12:19.000 I believe Boris is okay.
00:12:23.000 I believe we're actually fine.
00:12:25.000 And he was actually quite chill, I believe.
00:12:26.000 I think he gave us a fine but fines aren't real.
00:12:29.000 I'm a big black, we ain't ever need anything. 0.99
00:12:32.000 Me and you, we'll have proper ease, if we're looking for more bullshit. 0.98
00:12:35.000 And your ambition is evident, you're a boss, we're gonna meet up with everything. 0.97
00:12:39.000 I said, can you be my best friend?
00:12:41.000 Right to the western, I'ma take a flight with you. 1.00
00:12:43.000 I need more tea for the western, fuck all your best friends. 1.00
00:12:47.000 Girl, I got my eyes on you, yeah. 1.00
00:12:49.000 Where's Tristan?
00:12:51.000 Where's Rory? 0.99
00:12:54.000 Tristan fucked up Because his car broke down, but he didn't realize that Mr. 0.98
00:12:59.000 Goon was the only reason that the car was functioning in the first place, because Mr. 0.99
00:13:02.000 Goon never fails. Just get the ticket without the hat.
00:13:06.000 I don't know. I'm Luke. I might fail the task.
00:13:09.000 But I know one man who won't.
00:13:13.000 Listen, Mr. Goon.
00:13:15.000 Tristan, what do you need? I need Mr.
00:13:17.000 Goon. Mr.
00:13:20.000 Goon! Mr.
00:13:23.000 Goon's on the case. Mr.
00:13:24.000 Goon has never failed.
00:13:26.000 Mr. and Rory are out of the race.
00:13:27.000 Yeah, they're out of the race. They're out of the race.
00:13:30.000 And now... So if my poor brother is stranded by the side of the road, I guess I should go back...
00:13:34.000 Nah.
00:13:36.000 Food. He shouldn't have left Mr.
00:13:39.000 Goon. Mr. Goon never fails.
00:13:41.000 Listen, I know Tristan very well.
00:13:42.000 And the universe knows that he deserves what's happening here.
00:13:45.000 He does. He fucking deserves it. 0.99
00:13:49.000 He does deserve it, doesn't he? 1.00
00:13:53.000 I hope he's still there now.
00:13:56.000 Yeah, that'd be good as well.
00:13:57.000 Hope it starts raining. Teach him a lesson.
00:14:03.000 The final French goodbye. 0.64
00:14:06.000 So we ended up going on the bus.
00:14:09.000 How was your day, T?
00:14:19.000 Have a good day. You enjoying yourself?