Tate Speech - October 22, 2022


Underwater Warfare | Tate Confidential Ep 162


Episode Stats

Length

15 minutes

Words per Minute

86.55844

Word Count

1,333

Sentence Count

187

Misogynist Sentences

9


Summary

This episode is about a group of friends on a trip to the ocean and how to survive on a boat with no booze. Also, the law of the sea, and who is going to be the captain of the boat and what s he s going to do with all the bottles of booze that are on board? And who's going to make sure the boat doesn t run aground on the rocks and end up being eaten by the whales? Also, who is the captain and what is he s supposed to do about the lack of booze on board the boat? And why does he need to be a sea pirate? And what s the point of a kite feast if he s not going to drink enough booze to survive the trip? And does he know how to drive a boat? And why is he drinking so much booze that he needs to be taught how to steer a boat on the sea? And how does he do it? And is he going to get drunk on the ocean? And will he be able to make it to the other side of the world without getting eaten by other boats? And can he be a good captain? And if he doesn t drink enough alcohol, will he survive the journey? And what will he do with his sea legs? Do you like kite feasting? And do you like the kite feeding? Listen to find out what he s drinking and how he s doing it? Have a listen to this one and let me know what you think of it! xoxo, P.S. Sorry for the background music is a little bit too loud, sorry if it sounds a little choppy, but it s a bit choppy. I m not sure if it s too choppy for your ears will get any better after this episode. . . . but I ll be back next week, I ll try to be better next week. XOXOXO. - P.E. xOXO, P and P.A. P.O. P.M. and I m sorry for the chirp - EJ - I m sure you ll be better in the future episodes will get better next time. I ll get a little more laid back in the next episode - SONGS - BONUS EPISODE - XOXO - PODCAST - DANICA - JUICY P.


Transcript

00:00:01.000 And I'm starting to call a sea pirate.
00:00:03.000 A sea pirate? Yeah, our skipper doesn't know this yet, but I've got a couple of AKs and I'm going to go over there.
00:00:08.000 Get down here. Where are we?
00:00:40.000 What's this? That's her hand.
00:00:42.000 Onwards. It can't be onwards because that's onwards to nothing.
00:00:45.000 The ocean is not nothing. If the ocean is nothing, how come it would kill you if you were in it?
00:00:49.000 So that's where we're going. We're going down to the ocean.
00:00:51.000 Nothing can kill you. Wait, that makes you sound strong.
00:00:54.000 It does make you sound strong. You didn't even realize that you won that one.
00:00:57.000 I had to point it out to you. Yeah, basically we're in Croatia now because I rule the internet and I've conquered the world and I've conquered Croatia and now we flew here on a private jet and now we're going on a boat and we're going to sail around the world.
00:01:06.000 Because that's what rich people do.
00:01:07.000 We've got both blue chicks and we've got private chicks.
00:01:08.000 Ah, so you conquer the world and then you just travel the Mediterranean.
00:01:11.000 Yeah, I travel the Mediterranean because I'm the emperor.
00:01:13.000 Makes sense. Basically. It's true.
00:01:17.000 The internet's already gone.
00:01:18.000 The internet's gone. So now I conquered the earth.
00:01:19.000 Yeah. So we're going to run around and I've decided to become a sea pirate.
00:01:22.000 A sea pirate? Yeah.
00:01:24.000 Our skipper doesn't know this yet, but I've got a couple of AKs and I'm going to go over there.
00:01:27.000 Kidnapped some of those things. We'll teach him a few things.
00:01:30.000 We're going to run up on him. I'm the captain.
00:01:33.000 Collect loads of boats.
00:01:36.000 I'm gonna show them the ropes.
00:01:38.000 Welcome guys to your kite feast.
00:01:45.000 Do you want still sparkling water or do you prefer still sparkling water?
00:01:48.000 Sparkling. Wine tasting.
00:01:55.000 Do you know how wine tasting works?
00:01:58.000 How? You get some wine and you sniff it around and you go and then you talk about flowers and then you down it.
00:02:05.000 Is that wine tasting? Wine's worse than vodka.
00:02:09.000 It is. Wine's worse than vodka.
00:02:13.000 Taste your wine. So I do this.
00:02:15.000 Flowers are nice.
00:02:18.000 Roses. Dandelions.
00:02:21.000 And then I down it? Use the word tannins.
00:02:24.000 Yeah, say tannins. Say tannins structure.
00:02:27.000 Tannins structure. Perfect.
00:02:29.000 So that's how wine tasting works?
00:02:31.000 This is what classy people do? I will bring you more, but who is for sparkling water?
00:02:36.000 I also spark the water. So this is known as the monster grip, and it messes up the, first of all, leaves fingerprints in the glass.
00:02:42.000 And it eats the wine. Exactly.
00:02:43.000 So this is a...
00:02:45.000 Ah, so I did it the unclassy way.
00:02:48.000 So I need to stir it for you flowers, but hold it that way and then down You got it down your class partner
00:02:56.000 I
00:04:53.000 Take care, bye bye.
00:05:22.000 I believe today, Terraforming...
00:05:28.000 Do you know how to drive the boat?
00:05:42.000 No!
00:05:43.000 I don't know how to drive the boat!
00:05:45.000 We are ruining the only man who knows how to drive the boat!
00:05:48.000 Wait! He's the only guy who knows how to drive the boat!
00:05:50.000 We're fucked, mate! We haven't even got past day one!
00:05:53.000 We haven't even taken off yet!
00:05:57.000 We're not going anywhere!
00:05:58.000 We're done! I'm never drinking booze ever again.
00:06:55.000 What? What do you mean why?
00:06:57.000 You guys were there. You were all there.
00:06:59.000 I guess you're not familiar with the law of the sea.
00:07:02.000 What's the law of the sea? That you have to drink from.
00:07:06.000 What's that? Wait?
00:07:08.000 No. That.
00:07:10.000 Oh, my legs. Sea legs.
00:07:12.000 No, you didn't bring your sea legs.
00:07:14.000 No, they're sea legs. I swapped them out.
00:07:16.000 If they're sea legs, you're going to be scared of my little bit of fucking booze.
00:07:19.000 What do you mean? Let me bring your sea legs again.
00:07:21.000 Okay. It smells horrible.
00:07:48.000 Deputy captain can't drink on duty first.
00:07:50.000 It's an oldie for all of us in the world.
00:07:52.000 Captain Mustard.
00:07:54.000 Deputy Captain.
00:07:55.000 Can I have a swig?
00:07:56.000 Get it all down.
00:08:07.000 Get up.
00:08:08.000 Excellent.
00:08:09.000 Excellent.
00:08:10.000 What are we doing?
00:08:13.000 All these boats.
00:08:17.000 We're gonna get in there for a party.
00:08:22.000 All booze shit. All booze.
00:08:24.000 Wait. No, there's too much booze on this ship.
00:08:26.000 Nah, nah, nah. Well, right now there is.
00:08:28.000 You're right. You have to keep rid of the buoyancy.
00:08:30.000 It's important that all the booze goes.
00:08:32.000 Yes. But why don't we just throw it overboard, then?
00:08:34.000 Nah. Let's buy the fish.
00:08:36.000 Fuck the fish. You want to get the whales drunk.
00:08:39.000 Good sea legs can get really high.
00:08:41.000 I do have sea legs. So, we're going to go to this party, and we're going to take all the booze.
00:08:45.000 Luke is going to help us.
00:08:48.000 I'll throw it overboard. Let's just throw it overboard.
00:08:50.000 Fuck the fish. Oh, so we care about fish now.
00:08:53.000 We can't. The channel, actually from the beginning, first of its inception, is always intended to be a fish conservation channel.
00:08:59.000 That's not true, y'all. Now, slowly, I'm starting to make people understand.
00:09:02.000 First, I made them like me and realized I'm top G, and now they're like, okay, I love fish, because top G loves fish.
00:09:07.000 Otherwise, they wouldn't care about fish.
00:09:08.000 So this is all about fish. We've been from the beginning.
00:09:10.000 I don't give a fuck about you, Luke.
00:09:11.000 I don't give a fuck about nothing else. I don't give a fuck.
00:09:13.000 You can die in a car crash. Take confidential.
00:09:15.000 What does confidential?
00:09:17.000 What letter does it start with?
00:09:20.000 C. There was a hidden message all along.
00:09:23.000 No, no, no.
00:09:24.000 I'm pretty sure I've heard you guys say, fuck the fish.
00:09:27.000 See. I'm pretty sure.
00:09:29.000 I think I've refilmed this.
00:09:31.000 What's the second letter of confidential?
00:09:33.000 O? Oh, shit.
00:09:38.000 Come on, Luke. Here.
00:09:41.000 What do you mean? You look worried.
00:09:43.000 I'm not worried. Come on.
00:09:48.000 Quick! The boat's sinking!
00:09:52.000 We need moves! Ah!
00:09:57.000 Andrew, there's too much.
00:10:01.000 Who am I? Morpheus.
00:10:07.000 He cannot be defeated.
00:10:09.000 Morpheus always wants some.
00:10:11.000 He always wants some.
00:10:13.000 He'll give ya.
00:10:15.000 What are we doing?
00:10:40.000 Wudan? I mean you want to go dance with those guys.
00:10:43.000 Huh? I mean you want to go dance with those guys.
00:10:45.000 No, I don't want to go dance with those guys.
00:10:47.000 Why would I want to do that?
00:10:49.000 I mean you have flags on the boat.
00:10:51.000 What? I mean you have flags on the boat.
00:10:53.000 The boat?
00:10:54.000 Yeah, one of the boats has no flag on it.
00:10:57.000 No, they don't. Those boats don't have my flag on it.
00:11:00.000 They don't. I mean you want to dance with those guys.
00:11:02.000 I'm not gay.
00:11:04.000 I'm trying to figure out how many of my friends are out there.
00:11:07.000 It's not possible.
00:11:09.000 Impossible.
00:11:10.000 Oh, there she is!
00:11:14.000 Watermelon Wing Chung.
00:11:31.000 Watermelon wing tongue.
00:11:33.000 All these people are over these rivers and they want to mingle.
00:11:49.000 And we don't want anyone to come to us.
00:11:52.000 They don't realize that. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:11:55.000 Sorry. He's trying to blind me.
00:11:58.000 He's not such a nation.
00:12:01.000 Don't worry, Luke. Don't worry about nothing, Paul.
00:12:08.000 Tristan's a crazy man.
00:12:13.000 Please. There are sharks out here.
00:12:16.000 We're in the Mediterranean. There are sharks.
00:12:18.000 When was the last shark attack?
00:12:20.000 1982 is not recently.
00:12:27.000 Okay, so Tristan's a bad boy.
00:12:35.000 Go to water fight! Fuck off.
00:12:37.000 Fuck off.
00:12:42.000 So he's the crazed night waterman.
00:12:48.000 He was really sunk you.
00:12:50.000 Rich people aren't supposed to do these things.
00:12:58.000 Good point.
00:13:00.000 I want to know why Tristan swims with a knife.
00:13:09.000 Always ready.
00:13:11.000 Oh, yeah.
00:14:24.000 don't touch that cool we can't get more shopping sprees I'm one of these babies oh yeah yeah I'm one of these babies yeah yeah yeah I'm one of these babies I'm one of these babies
00:14:44.000 music you can't do that for...
00:15:07.000 Sharks aren't here.
00:15:09.000 No, there's no sharks.
00:15:11.000 But we haven't done intake confidential in a long time.
00:15:21.000 Bye.
00:15:23.000 Just, like, have a nice drink, you know, have a party.