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UNLIMITED BOOZE IN THE VIP SECTION | Tate Confidential Ep. 26


Summary

In this episode, the lads talk about a night out with friends, bowling and VIP cinema. We also talk about what it's like to be the king of the dice and the queen of the lazy dice. And of course, there's a special guest appearance from the one and only Luke. Enjoy and spread the word to your friends and family about this episode of the pod! We hope you enjoy this episode and don't forget to subscribe on your favourite streaming platform so you don't miss out on the next episode. We'll be back next week with another episode where we talk about the latest in pop culture and pop culture, so make sure to check that out before you listen to this one! Have a listen and tell us what you thought of this episode in the comments section below! Cheers! -The lads -Jono, Luke and Chris Jono: Luke: . Chris: Luke's: The lads: John McAway: Jonos: Mikey: Adam: Jake: Josh: Bob: Sam: Jack: Will: Joe: Tom: Tate: Matthew: Kacie: Paul: Alex: Kieran: Chad: Cass: Shaelyn: Matt: Nick: Chacho: Evan: Michael: Dylan: Emily: Victoria: Can you tell me what you think of this podcast? Will, you like it or don't you? Can't it be better than this? - What do you have a better than that? ? -Will: - Will, can it be a good one? Will it be more? Is it better than the other one? - Will it stay better? - Is it more than just a little bit more? -Will it be enough? -Can it be? - Can it stay more than one movie? -Would you like to go to the VIP cinema? - Do you like a movie in the VIP Cinema? - Would you be more drunk? -Is it better or less? - More? -Does it be cheaper than the one you can watch it in the other place? - Does it have popcorn? -Do you want to try it at home? - What are you going to drink it at night? -Have you ever been in a restaurant? -


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 But I'm not a girl.
00:00:22.000 I'm a girl.
00:00:24.000 I'm a girl.
00:00:26.000 You!
00:00:42.000 What's the plan for tonight?
00:00:52.000 We out? We in? Chilling?
00:00:54.000 I'm gonna go bowling. Bowling?
00:00:57.000 I'll fuck Bowling Ball.
00:00:58.000 Bowling times two.
00:00:59.000 Well Luke's here with Bowling.
00:01:00.000 So you owe him that, Luke.
00:01:02.000 Well I didn't mind going bowling actually.
00:01:03.000 Luke's from the Cronus Ice Hacks.
00:01:05.000 Bowling's bullshit.
00:01:06.000 Bro, I'm serious.
00:01:07.000 No one plays bowling.
00:01:08.000 I play bowling.
00:01:09.000 You don't.
00:01:10.000 You never did.
00:01:11.000 Bro.
00:01:11.000 What's the difference between bowling and shit?
00:01:12.000 Bro, I bought Bowling Ball online.
00:01:15.000 And Bowling shoes.
00:01:16.000 Gloves and t-shirt.
00:01:17.000 And a bowling shirt.
00:01:18.000 And a bowling hat.
00:01:19.000 Bowling's whack.
00:01:20.000 Well guys, why didn't we go bowling, and you went to the beach like we did?
00:01:24.000 Dice. I am the king of dice.
00:01:26.000 I'm gonna go. I'm gonna lazy dice.
00:01:29.000 I will go. Lazy dice.
00:01:32.000 There's no way it is.
00:01:34.000 I will go with whatever it is.
00:01:35.000 Lazy dice. I don't know where the lazy dice is.
00:01:41.000 I'm lying. Disappeared, bro.
00:01:45.000 Bro, the dice is gone. Lazy dice.
00:01:49.000 What was it? Ah, she picks it up and then see what it is.
00:01:54.000 Love my feet. Love my feet.
00:02:00.000 This is going to show you. Six!
00:02:02.000 Six, bro! You know what I'm holding.
00:02:05.000 Nothing. I am the king of dice.
00:02:09.000 I'm not sure who you are, I am.
00:02:11.000 You're only going to see what you're rolling.
00:02:12.000 You're only going to see what you're rolling.
00:02:14.000 Super rolling! Fuck!
00:02:16.000 God damn! I'm sick boy on the beat.
00:02:24.000 We got some Madden powder.
00:02:26.000 Fucker.
00:02:28.000 What the fuck?
00:02:30.000 I'm gonna do this outside.
00:02:48.000 It's throwing that ball into me, bro.
00:03:07.000 I'm proud of you.
00:03:08.000 They got scared. They knew.
00:03:11.000 They knew it all wasn't real beef.
00:03:12.000 They ain't ready. So we decided to go VIP cinema as well.
00:03:19.000 Luke was uh, Luke was crying because he doesn't like bowling.
00:03:22.000 He didn't want to lose again. So the cinema is a game you can all play.
00:03:25.000 No one loses. What you need to do is find a shower.
00:03:50.000 That's all you need to do. Shower in new clothes and you're sweet.
00:03:53.000 If all goes wrong for us, that's the plan.
00:03:55.000 We're going to watch the excuse of the cinema.
00:03:58.000 I know, Bob.
00:03:59.000 Fasting is usually bullshit, but paying to go to the VIP cinema, in fact, is a game.
00:04:03.000 Yep.
00:04:04.000 All wax.
00:04:05.000 It's pretty well done.
00:04:06.000 I'm going to die.
00:04:07.000 Please, Bob.
00:04:08.000 One meal is not...
00:04:09.000 I haven't eaten in two hours.
00:04:10.000 When a big man is eating, a big man can't watch.
00:04:11.000 England's now trying to copy this, and they have some sort of VIP cinema in Westview.
00:04:14.000 But here, you get unlimited alcohol, unlimited beer and wine, as much as you can drink from the duration of the bill.
00:04:20.000 The reason you couldn't have something like this in England is because, like, broke people and homeless people would be begging until they had their 30 pound and change and they'd get a cinema ticket and get super drunk and throw up and ruin it for everybody.
00:04:33.000 It's true. Here, okay, I try to ruin it for everybody because I try to do it as much as I can, obviously.
00:04:38.000 Like, the Romanians would come in and have, like, two beers and shit.
00:04:40.000 Weird. Let me get this straight.
00:04:54.000 You get three unlimited beers and the number you've chosen to drink is zero.
00:05:02.000 Have you ever been drunk?
00:05:05.000 No, what do you mean? I ate all their food.
00:05:08.000 You haven't eaten all their food.
00:05:10.000 I will eat all their food. There's also popcorn.
00:05:11.000 I will eat all their food. Oh, he's put it in there.
00:05:15.000 He's bringing us a bucket of beer now.
00:05:16.000 Luke, me and you are having a beer-off.
00:05:19.000 Beer-off. Beer-off in the cinema.
00:05:23.000 Zero is not an option.
00:05:25.000 Zero is not an option. How many free drinks would you like, Chris?
00:05:29.000 Zero? Zero. Here we go.
00:05:33.000 Let's go, let's start now.
00:05:36.000 How long is the leak here?
00:05:38.000 Thank you.
00:05:41.000 I really like this. It's wild.
00:05:48.000 Yeah, because it's officially strong.
00:05:51.000 I'm John McAway.
00:05:52.000 No, no, no. I've been practicing.
00:05:56.000 I wouldn't get close to first.
00:05:58.000 I do better. Nice, nice marathon.
00:06:02.000 Slow pace. You've got a long move yet.
00:06:05.000 How are you supposed to finish line, guys?
00:06:07.000 I don't know.
00:06:08.000 I'm just going to sit here and do nothing.
00:06:22.000 I couldn't just get into my own reflection.
00:06:27.000 You're up to something. All right!
00:06:37.000 Basically, unwatchable.
00:06:38.000 Unwatchable. If you know anything about guns, or how to clear a building, or how to shoot, you can't watch these movies.
00:06:45.000 No, no. So than that, they said the big guy was a bouncer and he hit someone and that person died.
00:06:51.000 So then within a space of two years, he ends up getting a job in this special police unit.
00:06:55.000 What? Tell me that timeline!
00:06:57.000 You punch them when they die, like, we're going to hire them into a special police unit.
00:07:00.000 We're a bunch of kids.
00:07:02.000 We're all children. Fly drones. Fly drones.
00:07:05.000 Do shit that Navy SEALs don't do.
00:07:06.000 And helicopters are blowing up.
00:07:08.000 And then when, like, Mike Lowry goes down, they're playing with a basketball.
00:07:11.000 You get a basketball, the Chinese one.
00:07:13.000 I've got basketball, I'm so cool, but I'm a Navy SEAL. And I'm 21.
00:07:17.000 He's just bum-a-cuff-ish.
00:07:20.000 I can't watch that garbage.
00:07:21.000 Everyone's missing. He's on a motorcycle with 20 bikes behind him.
00:07:24.000 Everyone's shooting for 20 minutes.
00:07:26.000 Come on. 20 minutes.
00:07:28.000 Come on, man. Then he turns around.
00:07:30.000 Turns around with a submachine gun and double-shocks people off their bikes.
00:07:37.000 I can't watch it. I can't watch it.
00:07:39.000 Don't even waste my time. Don't even waste my time.
00:07:44.000 I know. By the way, watch the Ukraine episode and you doubt I can fucking shoot.
00:07:48.000 Because I can fucking shoot. I know about guns.
00:07:50.000 There's a Ukraine episode. There's too many bullets in me.
00:07:53.000 You got bad boys reviewed.
00:07:56.000 It's just a shit movie.
00:07:58.000 So there's a few things that annoy me.
00:07:59.000 Alright, I'm going to get started now.
00:08:01.000 There was the bouncer dude.
00:08:03.000 Secondly, there's no police unit in the world that does that kind of shit movie.
00:08:07.000 You're a police officer. Your job is basically paperwork and I control the streets.
00:08:10.000 These dudes are just running around. They're completely unlicensed.
00:08:14.000 License to kill by Delta Force with fucking submachine guns and they're blowing up helicopters on bridges and nobody cares and it's all fine.
00:08:21.000 And his son would have got a death penalty.
00:08:22.000 He just murdered seven people including the police chief.
00:08:25.000 Instead they come to him in the end and go, hey, we have a job for you.
00:08:27.000 Now here's the worst bit. For all the technology this police unit has, no one seems to have a fucking radio.
00:08:34.000 Police have been on radio for about 70 fucking years.
00:08:37.000 The helicopter that the guy's shooting guns from on a Public hot bridge in the middle of Miami just, what, flies off into the distance?
00:08:45.000 Well, no helicopter chase, no landing, no tracker, no knowing where it goes.
00:08:50.000 There's a helicopter shooting people on the bridge.
00:08:53.000 There would be fucking military out.
00:08:57.000 Nonsense. Horrible movie.
00:09:00.000 Complete shit. And it wasn't even funny.
00:09:02.000 I found God.
00:09:07.000 This is my song.
00:09:09.000 Finally I put my glasses on.
00:09:12.000 Shit. Super shit.
00:09:14.000 Spoiler alert, it's shit.
00:09:15.000 Don't watch bad boys. Spoiler alert, it's shit.
00:09:19.000 There you go.