Tate Speech - July 23, 2022


UNLIMITED CHAMPAGNE | Tate Confidential Ep. 42


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

122.510124

Word Count

1,513

Sentence Count

232

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

7


Summary

In this episode, we talk about the coronavirus outbreak in Sweden and how it's ruining our lives. We also talk about how much we love Sweden and why we should go back to the real world. Also, we have a special guest on the show who we think is one of the most beautiful people we've ever met and we think he's a dickhead. We don't give him a name because we don't know who he is, but we know that he's one of our favorite people in the whole world and we're glad he's here with us to talk about it. We hope you enjoy this episode and stay tuned for the next one where we discuss our plans for the future. We'll see you in the next episode! xoxo - EPISODE LINKS: PODCAST: This episode is sponsored by Corona. This podcast is now available on all major podcasting platforms, so make sure to check it out and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and subscribe to our podcast! If you like what you're listening to, share it on your socials and tag us in your stories and tell us what you think of it! We'll be looking out for you in next week's episode, and we'll send you a review! Thank you so much for all the love, support, support and support! Love ya, bye! Timestamps: 0:00 - 1:00:30 - 5:00 | 5:30 | 6:15 | 7:00 7:10 - What do you love Sweden? 8:30 9:15 - What's your favourite country? 15:00 / 16:00 + 2:00? 17:00/16:30 / 17:30 + 2 + 2? 18:00 // 21:30? 22:00 & 22:30 & 25:00?? 21:15? 25:40? 26:00 ? 27:00 Is it better than Sweden? +3? 32:00 Or 15:30 ? 35:00?! 36:30 Is it a nice? 37:00 or 16:15 +2? 39:00 = 4:00 @ 5? 35? 40? 36? 41 +2 +2 ? 40:00 #5? 4:40 +6? 45?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 But I'm not a girl.
00:00:22.000 I'm a girl.
00:00:45.000 Let me tell you a secret.
00:00:46.000 I don't have much faith in the Swedish since they've given up their country to liberal insanity and immigration.
00:00:51.000 However, I cannot imagine some kind of world emergency in Sweden.
00:00:57.000 They're ignoring the virus.
00:00:58.000 People are going to get sick. I can't imagine.
00:01:00.000 Sweden is decimated by viruses.
00:01:02.000 They'll somehow...
00:01:04.000 We invented the pill.
00:01:06.000 They're dorks.
00:01:07.000 They're dorks. They're too nerdy.
00:01:09.000 They're nerds. They're not afraid for a reason.
00:01:11.000 Same way geeks are afraid of math.
00:01:13.000 Everyone else is like, oh, the math problem was hard, like the Romanians.
00:01:16.000 Two plus two? Stay home!
00:01:20.000 We will invent Nokia calculators.
00:01:22.000 Yeah, not this Nokia something.
00:01:25.000 No one's going to die.
00:01:28.000 I actually for some reason have strange faith in the Swedish design.
00:01:34.000 I'll tell you what we're going to do.
00:01:35.000 Yeah? We're in Sweden.
00:01:37.000 We're going to get some authentic Swedish cuisine.
00:01:39.000 7-Eleven. 7-Eleven, not a bad idea.
00:01:42.000 But I see a giant fucking Burger King over there.
00:01:46.000 Luke obviously fucked us in the airport and closed down that one.
00:01:49.000 So if we go and eat six Angry Whoppers each, it might give us the power to go out and get some more Swedish girls tonight.
00:01:57.000 I'm going to eat you in Burger King. I'm going to sit over here.
00:01:59.000 See you there? To be fair to me, the machine was set in Swedish.
00:02:05.000 Yeah. You got wet with your tears and you were crying your eyes out at the machine.
00:02:16.000 I got your milk. Drink up.
00:02:21.000 Melonmok. Melonmok.
00:02:23.000 Melonmok. You got melonmok, not milk.
00:02:25.000 No. So?
00:02:27.000 I'm gonna drink this all. Come stronger than you.
00:02:29.000 Again. Corona.
00:02:44.000 I'm excited we're gonna do a little bit of fucking gambling.
00:02:48.000 Oh boy, I lost a hundred grand!
00:02:50.000 I lost a hundred grand! What, bro?
00:02:51.000 Like you! A hundred grand, what's that?
00:02:53.000 Nothing! Boom! Maybe it will come out rich!
00:02:57.000 No way! No way!
00:03:03.000 Well, it says it here in English.
00:03:07.000 COVID! COVID?! Okay.
00:03:11.000 Yeah, tell him.
00:03:14.000 Uber him us. This is bullshit!
00:03:16.000 They know I was gonna fucking shut them down.
00:03:18.000 Yeah, you're gonna take all their money, bro.
00:03:20.000 I got to cash the credit to turn on their lights.
00:03:22.000 Shit.
00:03:23.000 So Corona keeps ruining our lives.
00:03:33.000 Oh my God.
00:03:45.000 I'm gonna have to go.
00:04:07.000 Romania has banned flights from the UK and America to Furnanovus.
00:04:26.000 That's smart, because Romanians would all go back for Easter, even if they had the coronavirus.
00:04:31.000 And they're making a list of further countries they're banning, so we either stay in Sweden, or we should try and go back now before they ban Sweden.
00:04:38.000 How long's the lockdown gonna last?
00:04:41.000 They'll stay until June.
00:04:43.000 June? Lockdown until June.
00:04:50.000 So we've been trying to go back today or we're staying super forever.
00:04:54.000 Let's go back to Romania. Stay in quarantine for a week or two.
00:04:58.000 You can always fly private out there when we need to.
00:05:01.000 Yeah, I know you're sitting with that girl and you met that girl.
00:05:03.000 I remember you had some girl and you said she's a dickhead.
00:05:06.000 What girl? I met a girl here?
00:05:09.000 I meet so many girls all the time.
00:05:10.000 I can't quite remember that. There was some girl you were talking to.
00:05:12.000 You remember you said something like, I can't stand her.
00:05:14.000 She's super annoying or something.
00:05:15.000 Oh, her. Yeah.
00:05:16.000 Yeah, I remember her. Time to leave Sweden then.
00:05:24.000 See you later. So we're going back.
00:05:29.000 We're going back to our two weeks in jail, mandatory quarantine.
00:05:33.000 But after those two weeks in jail, Romania's still not open.
00:05:37.000 We're coming back here and staying here forever.
00:05:39.000 Come back into the world, the real world.
00:05:42.000 We're going back to give Romania a chance to drop this bullshit.
00:05:45.000 If they don't, we're back here.
00:05:47.000 Back to the world of food, bars, smokes.
00:05:52.000 Excitement and adventure.
00:05:54.000 Back to our normal lives.
00:05:56.000 Exactly. Corona's fucking this all up.
00:05:59.000 Trying. There are two flights.
00:06:03.000 Two. Two.
00:06:05.000 Bucharest and Budapest. That's it.
00:06:08.000 Two flights all day.
00:06:11.000 Two flights. I've got you something.
00:06:16.000 It's better than Red Bull. Look.
00:06:19.000 It's a little cow that says, I love Sweden.
00:06:24.000 You can keep it. It's for you.
00:06:28.000 That cost me 15 euros.
00:06:34.000 Andrew, we know you love Sweden.
00:06:37.000 He loves Sweden.
00:06:39.000 Buy my brother a nice present.
00:06:40.000 He just doesn't want to admit he loves Sweden.
00:06:47.000 So we made it inside.
00:06:51.000 We're inside the country. Yeah.
00:06:54.000 Done. I had to prove to them that I own my house here.
00:06:57.000 Yep. And show them the property deals.
00:06:59.000 They did not really want us in here.
00:07:01.000 Because where would they send me?
00:07:02.000 I told them that my house is here.
00:07:04.000 My dogs are here. My cars are here.
00:07:06.000 Where would you like me to go?
00:07:09.000 Do you have residence in the city?
00:07:11.000 The European Union, man.
00:07:12.000 Yep. Wow.
00:07:18.000 The cops are patrolling. They're going to come by and patrol us.
00:07:21.000 Locked up. It won't let me out.
00:07:24.000 It won't let me out.
00:07:26.000 I'm locked up.
00:07:27.000 Fourteen day lockdown.
00:07:28.000 Fourteen day lockdown. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:30.000 I know, yeah. This time a declaration.
00:07:32.000 Rory's almost done.
00:07:33.000 Mine's done Wednesday, so...
00:07:36.000 I've done my time in jail.
00:07:37.000 Rory's done his time. I'm going to be off the block.
00:07:41.000 Rory's going 3 MLG. 3 MLG. What do you mean?
00:08:05.000 What's getting delivered? I need you and you to help me carry it.
00:08:09.000 What is it? What is it?
00:08:38.000 So, I'm going to let the internet know my plan.
00:08:42.000 There are no clubs.
00:08:43.000 There are no bars. I'm going to serve my quarantine time.
00:08:47.000 And after that, I'm opening, I'm creating a pool club right here in my house.
00:08:54.000 For free. You don't have to pay money.
00:08:57.000 The drinks are free.
00:08:58.000 There's going to be a pool club here at the house.
00:09:01.000 I'm opening it this summer.
00:09:04.000 Hit me up on Facebook. Members only.
00:09:06.000 If I like you, you can come.
00:09:08.000 Hello. Hello.
00:09:10.000 How are you doing? I have no clue, bro.
00:09:15.000 I have zero idea.
00:09:17.000 Delivery. Delivery of what?
00:09:19.000 I have zero idea what could be so heavy that he needs our help.
00:09:21.000 He is super strong.
00:09:23.000 I am super strong. Look, I'm opening a pool club and every good club needs...
00:09:27.000 DJ? I don't know.
00:09:32.000 Champagne. Champagne.
00:09:35.000 Here we go. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:09:37.000 There's eight calls. Thanks for you.
00:09:40.000 Come bring it in. More.
00:09:46.000 Teach you an incredibly violent lesson about quarantining me.
00:09:51.000 How many balls do you get? I have 400 beautiful women.
00:09:55.000 and about seven or eight of my friends at this house drinking champagne all summer long as long as you want to quarantine me as long as you want to quarantine me the tate pool club is open in fact i'm making a tate pool club instagram page thank you thank you We have two days.
00:10:20.000 Yeah? I just have, uh, don't play one on my side.
00:10:23.000 Oh, you have it in two days, yeah?
00:10:25.000 Okay, bro. All right.
00:10:26.000 Call me. Yeah, it's all good.
00:10:28.000 It's okay. So what's going to happen is I'm going to create a Facebook page for the Tate Pool Club.
00:10:34.000 It takes a badass picture here.
00:10:36.000 Follow it if you want an invitation or a membership card.
00:10:39.000 It's members only. Drinks are free.
00:10:41.000 It doesn't cost any money. I'm rich enough.
00:10:42.000 Everyone can just drink. It's free. As long as they quarantine me, that's the way it's going to be.
00:10:47.000 That's the way it goes. That's the way it goes.
00:10:49.000 Well, the pool clubs are closed, I'll open my own one.
00:10:51.000 What I always say, you've got to be prepared.
00:10:53.000 You know what I'm preparing for this time?
00:10:55.000 The pool clubs of Bucharest, player pool club, all those cool places that hang out during the summer are going to be shut.
00:11:02.000 I'm opening a members-only pool club here at the house.
00:11:06.000 Free champagne, free drinks, members-only.
00:11:08.000 Members? Yeah, people I like.
00:11:10.000 Only girls. Well, yeah.
00:11:12.000 There'll be no other guy. There won't be a single male member who's drinking free drinks at all.
00:11:15.000 Uh, two or three.
00:11:17.000 Two. Eddie Power.
00:11:20.000 Isn't he in quarantine like us?
00:11:22.000 Well, when he's out of quarantine, he's going to be here to be champagne.
00:11:25.000 So yeah. Club's closed down.
00:11:28.000 The talisman's prepared. The whole club's right here at the house.
00:11:31.000 I'm getting sparklers, ice buckets, dancers, DJs.
00:11:36.000 The moment my quarantine is over, the party's going on non-stop.
00:11:40.000 And everyone who comes has to party for two weeks.
00:11:43.000 Because they'll be locked in.
00:11:45.000 Yeah, most people. He's a post-apocalyptic host.
00:11:50.000 He can't- Admit that you're beginning to believe in my dreams.
00:11:53.000 Admit I can see the future in this summer.
00:11:55.000 This place is gonna be off the chain.
00:11:57.000 I believe, sir. Always prepared.
00:11:59.000 I believe. You convinced me at this point.
00:12:01.000 Everyone's beginning to believe in me.
00:12:03.000 Boom. More champagne's coming.
00:12:06.000 That's all he had for now.
00:12:16.000 What is this? What do you mean?