Tate Speech - August 16, 2024


Uno Cards Hailstorm Over Bucharest | Tate Confidential Ep 250


Episode Stats

Length

15 minutes

Words per Minute

115.900215

Word Count

1,781

Sentence Count

269

Misogynist Sentences

6

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

Alex's car is ruined by a hailstorm and he can't afford to fix it, so God does what he does best and gives him a deal to make up for it... gamble with the deck of cards and see if he can get back on the winning side of the equation. This episode is brought to you by and . If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you get your stuff. I'll be picking one person at random who leave a review and they'll be entered into the drawing to win a FREE place on the next Shreddin8 program! Thank you so much for all your support, it means the world to me and I can t wait to do more of this! XOXO, P.S. Sorry about the audio quality in this episode, it's a little choppy at the beginning but I promise it'll get better after the next episode, promise! xoxo -PJ & Pippa x (Music credit goes to my good friend for the intro and outro music by my main amigo, ) Enjoy, Paddy x (Pippa) Paddy's music is by his good friend, , and his music video is by my favourite artist, , which you should be heard on Soundcloud if you're listening to this episode. (and if you like it, please leave us a review on SoundCloud, we'll be listening to it on your thoughts about it and we'll send us a rating and review it on Insta! (we'll see you in the next week! ) Thank you for all the love and support us on insta: Insta: Thanks, Poddy x - P.E. & P.B. - Love ya! -Poddy xxx -P.A. - P.M. and P.O. -PODCASTING & POOOOO - POOOOTY - PODCAST - PIPPY X (Thank you, POOOTY XOXOXO X AND POOOROOO (POOOOOO) - Thank you! POOODO (Music by my friend, PICKY XOO) & PORCHROLLY ( )


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me on because I know I've been in a
00:00:12.000 I hope it's true. I hope you're not just trying to make me happy.
00:00:16.000 Because obviously I moved all the cars.
00:00:17.000 My cars were outside, so I'm like looking at them from the pool.
00:00:20.000 And then I thought, let me move them all under their protection.
00:00:23.000 After I did that, because I'm God's favorite, God decided to make a hailstorm come.
00:00:27.000 He wouldn't do it while my cars were out, because me and him have a deal.
00:00:31.000 We get along. Alex, the heathen, his car was exposed to the hailstorm, and now I'm being told his windscreen was cracked.
00:00:37.000 And I hope you guys aren't lying to me, just to try and make me smile.
00:00:41.000 Alex, how do you feel? I feel pretty shit.
00:00:43.000 Let's go check.
00:00:46.000 As you all know, although I am a beacon of positivity, I've been an oppressive woman.
00:01:13.000 I've been in a particularly bad mood as of late.
00:01:17.000 Waiting for some good news.
00:01:20.000 Well, this is some pretty good news if I can say so myself Bad news for me!
00:01:26.000 Bad news for me!
00:01:28.000 That's Pinky right there.
00:01:34.000 No, no, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, one sec.
00:01:40.000 One sec, no, no, no, one sec.
00:01:42.000 Congratulations, Flurry's fine.
00:01:46.000 Thank you.
00:01:48.000 Thank you so much.
00:01:50.000 Ol' Alex.
00:01:58.000 the cars then God said shall I get him I said get him. Me and him were talking.
00:02:04.000 And here we are. You do deserve it.
00:02:07.000 Why? Because it's just hilarious when things happen to you.
00:02:12.000 The fact that Alex's Ferrari right next to your car is fine shows that God actually hates you.
00:02:20.000 I can't think of another answer.
00:02:22.000 You need to repent. Let's go check our cars.
00:02:26.000 Is the Merc fine? Check the Merc.
00:02:28.000 All the cars are fine.
00:02:31.000 Except Alex's. The BMW is out.
00:02:34.000 Let's have a look. BMW and the Audi are out.
00:02:40.000 Looking good. BMW build quality.
00:02:43.000 Looking great. Alright, so the X6M is perfect.
00:02:46.000 Okay, great. RS7. Now the RS7, let's just check.
00:02:50.000 This was exposed. Yeah, it was.
00:02:52.000 It was out here. No, perfect.
00:02:54.000 Congratulations. Not a perfect windscreen.
00:02:56.000 Perfect. Nice. Everything here is almost a perfect time.
00:02:58.000 Comp is perfect.
00:03:00.000 755 Spider is perfect.
00:03:01.000 MC20 Spider is perfect.
00:03:03.000 SF90 Spider and SF Cube are all perfect.
00:03:05.000 Great. So it's just one car in my whole house.
00:03:07.000 Just one car. Alex's.
00:03:10.000 That's what he gets. Why does that make me happy?
00:03:20.000 It's because Alex has no money.
00:03:22.000 He can't pay to fix it.
00:03:25.000 A guy came to fix my windshield because it's broken for a few days and he said it's literally not repairable.
00:03:33.000 It's not repairable? Not repairable.
00:03:35.000 So that means you're going to have to replace the windscreen.
00:03:37.000 Yep. And what's that going to cost?
00:03:38.000 Bro, I don't even want to look.
00:03:41.000 I know it's going to be tens of thousands of euros.
00:03:43.000 Here's what I know.
00:03:45.000 I'm willing to give you no limits, 1,000 euros a time, high card gambling.
00:03:51.000 1,000 bucks a time.
00:03:53.000 I'll pay you cash every time you win, and I'll add it as debt every time you lose.
00:03:58.000 You can repair your material.
00:04:01.000 Summer is here. Go to Lamborghini.
00:04:05.000 Gamble your way out the hole.
00:04:06.000 Just try it once.
00:04:10.000 What's up, how do you feel? No, get your mate out of here, please.
00:04:13.000 Hold on, wait, hold on.
00:04:14.000 He's a gambling man, excuse me.
00:04:16.000 Okay. What do you feel?
00:04:17.000 You're warm. His windscreen is not repairable.
00:04:27.000 He just showed up to fix it, and he said there's nothing to them.
00:04:31.000 Oh, shit.
00:04:33.000 Whereas as a good friend, I've offered him no holds barred, 1,000 euros a time, I'll take debt in exchange for cash, and he can make the money for his windscreen.
00:04:40.000 And he's walled right now.
00:04:41.000 What's his energy level?
00:04:42.000 He's walled. You can be here.
00:04:44.000 Bro, how are you playing for yourself?
00:04:46.000 Five or six games in a row?
00:04:48.000 How are you playing for yourself?
00:04:49.000 Bro, you can do this.
00:04:51.000 Alex! Alex!
00:04:54.000 Alex! I say we get the deck of cards and see what would have happened hypothetically.
00:05:03.000 Where are the cards?
00:05:08.000 T, where are the cards? Forget fate.
00:05:12.000 Forget fate. I'm telling you now.
00:05:14.000 You've got this. I'm not even joking.
00:05:17.000 Let's do a hypothetical round.
00:05:18.000 No money. We've not done dice in the house ever.
00:05:35.000 Alex, I'm telling you bro.
00:05:37.000 Bro, you're missing a golden opportunity right now.
00:05:43.000 I have so much faith in you, Alex.
00:05:45.000 It's not even my thing. Alex, how do you actually know you can't lose?
00:05:48.000 I know you can't lose. Just live it like that.
00:05:50.000 Look, let's just see what would happen.
00:05:52.000 This doesn't count for money. You roll the dice, I roll the dice.
00:05:58.000 Two! You would have won a thousand bucks, Steve!
00:06:02.000 Oh my gosh, Alex!
00:06:04.000 Alex! Wait, again, again.
00:06:07.000 One more time. If I do it for real, I'm gonna lose.
00:06:11.000 Let's go. Bro, we already did this like 10 times.
00:06:16.000 Alex, one more hypothetical.
00:06:18.000 One more hypothetical, Alex.
00:06:20.000 It's real deal time.
00:06:21.000 Let's go. Real deal. A thousand.
00:06:24.000 Let's go. Alex, you sure?
00:06:27.000 Do you want me to show your energy at sea?
00:06:30.000 Bro, two and six, I told you.
00:06:33.000 What did I say? Take it down to 500.
00:06:37.000 500. You can win the Lambo Woodstream.
00:06:41.000 No, I gotta get him.
00:06:45.000 I gotta get him. No, you have to jump in the pool.
00:06:48.000 Jump in the pool is the deal.
00:06:49.000 Jump in the pool. I'm walking down the stairs.
00:06:53.000 No stairs in Africa.
00:06:57.000 Haven't invented him yet. All right, game two.
00:07:01.000 Let's go.
00:07:03.000 And to mess him up.
00:07:05.000 Green.
00:07:12.000 Red.
00:07:15.000 No green.
00:07:17.000 Who starts with two plus fours?
00:07:21.000 I must win when he starts with two plus fours.
00:07:24.000 I kept one to protect myself because I knew he'd do that shit.
00:07:35.000 How did you get dealt all the plus fours and plus twos in the deck?
00:07:42.000 Nigel, did you rig the game?
00:07:43.000 No, I didn't. Nice!
00:07:48.000 Right, I need to sort my cards out to even stand any hope of a chance, so...
00:07:51.000 You do have half the deck.
00:07:54.000 I have half the deck. Tristan, are you prepared for total domination?
00:08:04.000 Can you find a light on me?
00:08:05.000 I can. It's Andrew's turn now.
00:08:07.000 I'm about to get destroyed.
00:08:09.000 We'll find out.
00:08:36.000 All right green yeah You put down a yellow plus two.
00:08:41.000 You were sorting your cards out, so I'll give you a chance tomorrow.
00:08:44.000 Thanks, friend. I'm a fair guy.
00:08:46.000 very much the melancholic side.
00:08:48.000 I'm going to be doing a lot of walking, so I'm going to be walking a lot.
00:08:55.000 I'm going to be walking a lot.
00:09:02.000 I'm going to be walking a lot.
00:09:28.000 Everyone's got no blues.
00:09:35.000 So I'm gonna Aikido it to red.
00:09:39.000 And I Aikido it back to blue.
00:09:44.000 But does he have greens?
00:09:48.000 Ooh. Tell me, Andrew.
00:10:05.000 You would dance to the devil in the pale moonlight.
00:10:09.000 Uno blue. Well played.
00:10:13.000 Didn't matter. Oh!
00:10:16.000 Well played. Well played.
00:10:17.000 You were unprepared for total domination.
00:10:20.000 That's true. You have in fact lost a game.
00:10:22.000 I've never lost a game. That one didn't count.
00:10:25.000 Marcel wasn't in. You won, but it was my victory.
00:10:30.000 You know what? I called this at the beginning.
00:10:32.000 I said I'm the only one who's not going to get in the pool.
00:10:34.000 I knew it. I knew it.
00:10:38.000 Is it cold?
00:10:42.000 Yeah. Fuck first thing. Holy shit.
00:10:44.000 I'm the best player in the house. Even Marcel knows.
00:10:46.000 I have the best ratio in the house.
00:10:48.000 How can you have a better ratio?
00:10:50.000 When I was there, we lost the game. You just lost.
00:10:52.000 No, I got the victory.
00:10:53.000 It's on camera. I forgot to hit the record button.
00:10:57.000 We're fired. Firing babies is a new thing.
00:11:00.000 Pass me the lighters. By the sounds of it, you've lost a game.
00:11:08.000 I've never lost a game. He always loses games to me.
00:11:10.000 I've never lost a game. By the sounds of Marcel screaming, you've lost a game.
00:11:16.000 It can be. Done.
00:11:21.000 Never lost a game.
00:11:23.000 Alright, 1v1 right here right now.
00:11:25.000 Alright, let's go. You know what, I'll shuffle the cards.
00:11:30.000 You shuffle, yeah. Okay.
00:11:33.000 I'm sure the card's been shuffled so people know it's one take.
00:11:36.000 This is not staged.
00:11:38.000 Marcel, don't let me down.
00:11:40.000 He's easy food, man.
00:11:42.000 What do you mean? I've never lost a game.
00:11:45.000 I've never lost a game, ever.
00:11:49.000 Okay. He can't beat me.
00:11:56.000 He knows what it is.
00:12:00.000 I only shuffle this once instead of three times, so let's see what happens.
00:12:03.000 It should be fun. Who goes first?
00:12:05.000 You decide. I go first.
00:12:06.000 Cool. Go first. Alright.
00:12:08.000 Boom! Let's go.
00:12:09.000 He went first last time, and he can go first again this time.
00:12:12.000 Come on. Marcel, did I deal you good cards?
00:12:16.000 Sick. Nice.
00:12:17.000 The sickest cards.
00:12:19.000 Sickest cards.
00:12:32.000 Lost all of them.
00:12:44.000 Marcel's got no greens.
00:12:47.000 He's got no greens.
00:12:50.000 Nope.
00:12:52.000 Hmm.
00:13:08.000 UNA. Nicely done?
00:13:17.000 Andrew, you look stressed.
00:13:19.000 You good? UNA. Matrix 5.
00:13:30.000 Green. Uno, four.
00:13:39.000 Let's go! It's on cam now!
00:13:45.000 It's on cam now!
00:13:47.000 Wait, whoa, whoa. Whoa!
00:13:52.000 Did you just lose me again?
00:13:56.000 Look at the dance.
00:13:58.000 I've never lost again.
00:13:59.000 Look at the dance, though. Look at the dance.
00:14:02.000 What do you call that dance?
00:14:04.000 I don't know. We've got to figure that out.
00:14:10.000 Ooh, those shuffles!
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