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VIENNA SUCKS - BUDAPEST IS NOT A FAILED SOCIETY | Tate Confidential Ep. 3


Summary

Nick and his friends are on their way to Vienna, Austria, but they don't have a plan. So they abandon their car and try to find a way to get there, but it's not easy. Will they be able to make it there? Or will they end up getting kicked out of a Thai bar because they're not ready for Thai? What's the worst thing that can happen to them is that they get kicked out because they aren't ready to go to Thailand? Or is it because it's cold in Thailand and they can't wait to get back to their home country of Germany? We'll find out in this episode of the podcast! Also, if you like the episode, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and i'll read it to you in the next episode. Thank you so much for listening, and Happy Holidays! XOXO, Timestamps: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 21. 22. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. Intro Music: "Happy Holidays" by Ian Dorsch Music by Jeff Perla Theme Song by Ian Perla ( ) Download MP3" by Skynet Music by: "Goodbye" by Haley & Cozy (Recorded in Nashville, PA by Haley (feat. ) Download Music by Shipwrecked (ROBBY (RADIO) Subscribe & Share on iTunes (Coming Soon) Download Free on Podchords (Goodbye, Goodbye, Bye Bye, Bye,bye, Bye-bye, Love & Good Morning, Bye Love, Love, Byebye, bye, Bye" by Koko ( ) by Kami (featuring & Kami and Kaitlyn ( ) (Alicia ( ) - Thank You, Maisie ( ) and Korty ( ) & Korte ( ) in the new album "Alyssa ( ) is a song written and produced by is a new song written & produced by John Rocha ( ) and


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:03.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:21.000 But I'm not a girl.
00:00:23.000 I'm a girl.
00:00:35.000 Thanks for watching!
00:00:40.000 Failed society down there.
00:00:41.000 Failed society everywhere.
00:00:43.000 I have no idea how we ended up picking the car.
00:00:49.000 Germany is a failed society!
00:00:53.000 So, Grüß Gott, die Fahrscheine bitte.
00:01:11.000 We're just getting our tickets. Your ticket, please.
00:01:12.000 Yeah, one second. Four tickets.
00:01:16.000 reservation please download print pediatric director super this ticket i need i need enough printing I don't have a printer.
00:01:33.000 This is for printing.
00:01:34.000 This is not... Online ticket.
00:01:36.000 This is not a handy ticket.
00:01:38.000 This is for printing.
00:01:40.000 I need the printing ticket.
00:01:42.000 You see? I don't have a printer.
00:01:45.000 We just booked it.
00:01:46.000 We booked it just now in five minutes.
00:01:50.000 Well, from here, this is too small.
00:01:52.000 We don't scan scanning.
00:01:54.000 Oh, I see. But you don't speak German, I think.
00:01:57.000 Well, here is. This is for printing.
00:01:59.000 Oh, I see. Please go to the 261.
00:02:03.000 Ah, 261. This 262.
00:02:05.000 262. Next one, please.
00:02:07.000 No problem. We'll do. Thank you, sir.
00:02:08.000 Thank you. Thank you very much. Oh, man.
00:02:17.000 261... It's a failed society.
00:02:31.000 I'm not taking him to Vienna to kill himself.
00:02:33.000 Suicide. Now we're in Vienna.
00:02:35.000 We abandoned our car.
00:02:37.000 We're in Vienna. There's no plan.
00:02:38.000 We're running trying to find happiness.
00:02:39.000 Happiness is not at the end of a train journey.
00:02:41.000 It is, because trains leave.
00:02:44.000 And we're all miserable. So it doesn't matter where we go, we're going to be miserable just the same.
00:02:48.000 It doesn't matter where we are.
00:02:50.000 It's all the same shit.
00:02:52.000 Digger?
00:02:55.000 What is this?
00:03:07.000 Are you trying to bring shame on our family?
00:03:10.000 In public?
00:03:11.000 The ghost of your father is frowning on you at this very moment.
00:03:16.000 Your ancestors hide their faces in the spirit field.
00:03:22.000 The trip to Alabama is cancelled.
00:03:25.000 You've been uninvited.
00:03:27.000 Thanks a lot.
00:03:28.000 You have to change your name.
00:03:30.000 I'm sorry.
00:04:19.000 Can we go Thailand?
00:04:20.000 Yeah.
00:04:22.000 We're the only guys who get kicked out of Thai bars.
00:04:25.000 We're allowed to do anything.
00:04:26.000 You can throw up, you can throw drinks, you can grab girls' tits, you can do anything, but somehow we get kicked out.
00:04:30.000 Nick gets asked to leave.
00:04:31.000 It's not us. He gets asked to leave.
00:04:34.000 Maybe not. Politely at first, and then they insist.
00:04:38.000 My kid's not ready for Thai.
00:04:40.000 They're not ready. You need hardcore training.
00:04:42.000 As soon as it gets cold here, we're going.
00:04:45.000 It's on. Tristan's on a date.
00:04:47.000 We were on a double date. My girl had to fly to Frankfurt, so she's gone.
00:04:51.000 Tristan's still on a date. That's what's happening.
00:04:54.000 Now you know. I don't have one.
00:05:09.000 I'm a terrible person.
00:05:11.000 I tried to steal the train when you called me.
00:05:13.000 We didn't. We ran to the train.
00:05:15.000 How many persons?
00:05:17.000 I want to steal it. How many persons?
00:05:20.000 I should pay every punishment.
00:05:24.000 Where do you want Budapest?
00:05:27.000 Budapest, Budapest.
00:05:29.000 I don't know. You don't know?
00:05:32.000 I have no idea. Somewhere in Budapest.
00:05:36.000 Okay. Four persons?
00:05:38.000 Four people please, yes.
00:05:40.000 How much is it going to cost me?
00:05:42.000 You ask me?
00:05:44.000 163 44 for a seat Aren't you concerned about my mother not being able to get Christmas presents this year?
00:05:53.000 Because I spent all my money on the train to Budapest.
00:05:56.000 I'll call her. Don't worry. I'll call her as soon as we're done and let her know.
00:05:58.000 Yeah. You took all her money.
00:06:00.000 Call the hospital that she's in.
00:06:02.000 Yep. No medicine for you, I'm afraid.
00:06:04.000 You're just going to have to die.
00:06:06.000 Grandma too.
00:06:08.000 So please enter your code.
00:06:10.000 Thank you.
00:06:12.000 We're texting bye.
00:06:14.000 What's your name?
00:06:16.000 Sorry, what's your name?
00:06:17.000 Lena. It's Lena's fault.
00:06:20.000 Thanks for life. See you next time.
00:06:24.000 You should have thought about it earlier.
00:06:26.000 Before we got on the train, because it's more expensive on the train.
00:06:29.000 My plan was, when you were coming, I was going to keep walking, like, hide, and then I got really lazy.
00:06:34.000 so then like a combination perfect storm and here i am bankrupt yeah that's true the last postcard she'll ever get Yeah, include the ticket.
00:06:47.000 See, mom, that's my Christmas present to you.
00:06:52.000 So, the ticket's for four of you, thank you.
00:06:55.000 Thank you. Bye-bye.
00:06:58.000 Nice meeting you. This is the ticket.
00:07:03.000 Santa's wish list.
00:07:07.000 Efficiency, I like that.
00:07:12.000 No one likes beer.
00:07:13.000 Yeah, they have real booze.
00:07:14.000 Did they sell alcohol? I only drink beer when I'm not drinking.
00:07:20.000 For the last two years, all we've done is spend millions of dollars on booze every day we drink.
00:07:26.000 Every day! Everything bad in my life is because of...
00:07:29.000 How's the final word? Fuck this guy.
00:07:34.000 I'm almost witty. Can we pay in Lei?
00:07:39.000 She's from Brasho, bro. There you go.
00:07:44.000 I'm sorry. We have Lei.
00:07:46.000 Thank you very much. Yeah, I'll go, mate.
00:07:48.000 So, where's my life? You don't believe me.
00:07:51.000 I really live from Ukraine. Get Brashoff, right?
00:07:55.000 Of course. Of course I do.
00:07:56.000 Just like you. Are you single?
00:07:58.000 Yes. She's going to come to Brasho.
00:08:01.000 She's from Poland.
00:08:03.000 Are you listening?
00:08:05.000 Hungary is not a failed society.
00:08:14.000 It's the first society that we've been in, you know, a week and a half that has not failed.
00:08:21.000 They're still hopeful.
00:08:26.000 Why the fuck are we not on the beer bus?
00:08:28.000 I see a bus with a barge back and loads of barrels on it.
00:08:32.000 Fucking beer bus.
00:08:34.000 Why are we not on that bus?
00:08:36.000 I don't know.
00:08:48.000 is an
00:09:13.000 Loyola to Arnold.
00:09:19.000 Loyola, this is going to do it.
00:09:27.000 Together, we're an Artinelli ensemble.
00:09:35.000 We're going to do it.
00:09:50.000 We're going to do it.
00:10:13.000 The beer bus is out of beer.
00:10:23.000 Yo, Nick! Nick!
00:10:26.000 Go to this store here and buy a bottle of fucking Jack Daniels.
00:10:29.000 Yo, Nick, grab like six or seven cold beers as well.
00:10:32.000 Don't worry about it. Let's get some beer for the beer bus, man.
00:10:37.000 I broke your thing, bro.
00:10:43.000 I'm trying to get into some booze cooler.
00:10:48.000 How are you, sir? Whiskey, scotch, anything.
00:10:51.000 What you got? Done.
00:10:53.000 What's the best?
00:10:55.000 The best? Maker's Mark.
00:10:58.000 Maker's Mark is gay.
00:11:00.000 Forget that. Alright, listen.
00:11:04.000 Keep it simple. Jack Daniels, the middle one.
00:11:06.000 Done. Maker's Mark.
00:11:13.000 That's what I'm stealing.
00:11:15.000 Sorry. You hate me!
00:11:18.000 You hate me! She hates me, so I'm gonna buy her a drink.
00:11:21.000 She already paid. She's smart.
00:11:23.000 Great, great, great.
00:11:40.000 Thank you. The Beer Boss isn't out of beer until Big Money Lick and Tristed are out of money.
00:11:45.000 And we're not out of money Oh
00:11:53.000 , I was testing out your shoe
00:12:22.000 Safe.
00:12:23.000 Haha.
00:12:24.000 She likes it, it's okay.