Tate Speech - July 25, 2025


Visiting an Ancient Egyptian Salt Mine | Tate Confidential Ep 312


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14 minutes

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307

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109

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In this episode, we talk about the Thicius salticus, the ancient Egyptians, and how to be a man in the modern world. We also talk about how women are attracted to competence, and why you should show up every day.

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00:00:00.000 And got dragged down to the bottom by their testicles. 1.00
00:00:02.000 So basically, sea monster is trying to rape our blood. 0.99
00:00:08.000 George Floyd's actually one of my heroes.
00:00:16.000 The masculine world has always been based around peacocking, flexing.
00:00:19.000 Women are attracted to competence. 1.00
00:00:20.000 Men who exude competence.
00:00:22.000 Not arrogance, but capability.
00:00:24.000 And you're only going to exude that if you've proven yourself capable many times, because then God will give you a different level of perhaps a different aura.
00:00:31.000 When a woman looks at you and goes, he can do anything he says he's going to do, that's when you become instantly attracted.
00:00:36.000 She's a media on the floor. 1.00
00:00:42.000 And she danced in the mind she's never danced before. 1.00
00:00:49.000 Alex is a faggot. 1.00
00:00:54.000 I'll say not you. 1.00
00:00:54.000 No, he said nothing, bro. 1.00
00:00:56.000 Never lost a game.
00:00:57.000 No, but you think you can beat me?
00:00:58.000 There's no way I lose.
00:01:00.000 I've never lost a game.
00:01:02.000 Smash first champ.
00:01:02.000 I'm defeated.
00:01:03.000 Nigel, do you hear that? 1.00
00:01:04.000 Nigger! 1.00
00:01:08.000 You know the worst thing about this hard garbage? 1.00
00:01:10.000 It's often not even hard. 0.93
00:01:12.000 You just have to continue to try for a little bit.
00:01:14.000 Truthfully, it's just consistency.
00:01:16.000 You just have to continue to try every day.
00:01:19.000 To get ahead of most people, you just have to show up.
00:01:22.000 That's it because most people can't show up every day. 0.98
00:01:30.000 I'm no expert on underground sea monsters, but definitely in that lake is some type of monster that would fuck you up.
00:01:39.000 I wouldn't want to swim in that water, because as I was swimming in it, my fear of monster attack would be super high.
00:01:47.000 I mean, I actually am an expert on underground sea monsters.
00:01:54.000 And there are definitely of the highest grade sea monsters in that lake.
00:01:59.000 There's monsters in that water, bro.
00:01:59.000 Not water.
00:02:01.000 We're a mile underground.
00:02:02.000 There's monsters. 0.99
00:02:03.000 They drag you to the bottom of the water by your balls. 0.99
00:02:06.000 Maybe fear itself is the monster. 1.00
00:02:08.000 Maybe that's what kills you. 1.00
00:02:10.000 If you're a real Jeeve, you drive the sucker on the bottom. 1.00
00:02:12.000 All the pulling, bro. 0.98
00:02:14.000 Teach everyone a lesson for knowing you.
00:02:16.000 Make us regret the day we met you.
00:02:18.000 That's what I do.
00:02:19.000 I lost my hand.
00:02:20.000 Can we get some salt, please?
00:02:22.000 So weird, but man.
00:02:25.000 I'll get it better.
00:02:26.000 Do something.
00:02:27.000 No, you just wanna be fixed.
00:02:29.000 No, you just wanna be fixed.
00:02:30.000 Ha.
00:02:31.000 You can't take photos file.
00:02:33.000 Why?
00:02:34.000 Because it's mine.
00:02:37.000 You'll never recover from that, Bailey.
00:02:39.000 Financially.
00:02:40.000 Check your bank.
00:02:42.000 You're done.
00:02:42.000 Financially, you're finished.
00:02:44.000 He mind it clean.
00:02:47.000 You keep the car key. 0.98
00:02:49.000 If I drop it there, I'm going to be the cold ass diver. 0.93
00:02:55.000 I'm hundreds of feet underground.
00:02:57.000 This entire salt mine was dug out by hand.
00:03:00.000 Men with pickaxes, grit, and determination.
00:03:03.000 Men who had to feed their families.
00:03:05.000 Men who were dedicated enough to suffer so that the people they loved did not have to suffer.
00:03:09.000 They were down here in the pitch black.
00:03:10.000 Turns out the economic prospects have never been too great, have they?
00:03:14.000 They've never been bright.
00:03:15.000 There's no reason for you to complain now that the banker or the economic situation has made it too difficult for you to get rich.
00:03:21.000 Because since men were men, it's always been difficult to get rich.
00:03:25.000 You had to risk your entire life, your physical safety, to make enough money to afford food to eat.
00:03:30.000 And now you stand a chance to get monumentally wealthy by typing on a keyboard and to complaining that somehow it is difficult.
00:03:36.000 It's always been difficult, It's always been hard.
00:03:40.000 You're actually living in a period of time where it's easier to succeed, and it's better to be a man than it's ever been.
00:03:47.000 You should show some respect to the men who did amazing things, whether they died in the ditch in some forgotten war, or dug out this entire salt mine by hand to feed their families.
00:03:58.000 And the easiest way to show them some respect is to dedicate yourself.
00:04:02.000 So as an expert on underground sea monsters, we're going to go see the Thicopeus saltius Ticopeus.
00:04:08.000 That's a Latin name, actually.
00:04:10.000 They were first discovered in 1751 by the ancient Egyptians here in Romania.
00:04:17.000 The ancient Egyptians were born in 1751 in Romania.
00:04:21.000 The ancient Egyptians.
00:04:23.000 In Romania.
00:04:24.000 In the 1700s.
00:04:26.000 You honestly don't know history.
00:04:27.000 After they won the battle against the Aztecs, they conquered Romania.
00:04:30.000 Dugged the salt mine and discovered the Thiccias Saltius.
00:04:33.000 You know nothing about history.
00:04:34.000 It's more than World War II history on the Romania.
00:04:37.000 Literally.
00:04:38.000 So Tristan knows nothing about history.
00:04:39.000 So as the history buff here, I'm going to tell you all.
00:04:42.000 So this part was actually done by Pharaoh King Tutum IV.
00:04:46.000 He was born with three arms.
00:04:48.000 And he had a gold crown.
00:04:51.000 So we used to call him Goldhead.
00:04:54.000 So you know gold is slaves. 0.96
00:04:57.000 And then when the sea monsters were first discovered, what happened is that three of the slaves decided to take a nice swim in the water and got dragged down to the bottom by their testicles. 0.96
00:05:08.000 It's actually an old prophecy.
00:05:11.000 It said something about how in the future two very rich brothers are gonna buy a salt mine for human trafficking purposes and one of them will be undefeated in Super Smash Bros.
00:05:22.000 Really interesting.
00:05:23.000 It's in the hieroglyphs.
00:05:24.000 If you need to read the hieroglyphs, little dwarf elves live in the walls and they repeat everything you say. 1.00
00:05:31.000 So that's the acoustic effect you can hear.
00:05:34.000 It's the dwarf elves. 1.00
00:05:37.000 Shut up, kid. 0.99
00:05:38.000 So now we're gonna get all the boats and we're gonna go try and find the sea monsters, but be careful. 1.00
00:05:42.000 Watch your screwdriver.
00:05:44.000 You scared us in the city.
00:05:45.000 Put me up by myself.
00:05:46.000 Nah, it's just me.
00:05:47.000 I'm too heavy.
00:05:48.000 Put me up by myself.
00:05:49.000 Don't stand up, okay?
00:05:50.000 Alright, guys, mission complete.
00:05:52.000 He's in the water by himself.
00:05:53.000 The monsters are in the middle of the middle.
00:05:55.000 See you later, alligator.
00:05:56.000 So basically, sea monsters have one weakness.
00:06:02.000 Me. 1.00
00:06:03.000 Dedicate my life to taking these fucking animals out. 1.00
00:06:07.000 Balls they've taken off. 1.00
00:06:08.000 Kind of like Moby Dick, you know?
00:06:09.000 So Tristan thinks we're here to learn about him, but we're actually here to destroy him.
00:06:12.000 Why is Tristan about to ram him? 1.00
00:06:13.000 He's trying to rape my balls. 1.00
00:06:18.000 He was going for it. 1.00
00:06:20.000 He was actually going for it.
00:06:26.000 Tristan, we have to be monsters.
00:06:28.000 We're on the same team. 1.00
00:06:30.000 We have to find them and eliminate them. 0.99
00:06:31.000 No, it's happening. 1.00
00:06:33.000 It's happening.
00:06:33.000 I'm trying.
00:06:36.000 Oh.
00:06:36.000 Whoa.
00:06:37.000 Ha ha ha!
00:06:38.000 Uh-oh.
00:06:39.000 He's going to get them.
00:06:45.000 Another, well, fact of history not many people know is that boat rhymes with float, which rhymes with moat, which is obviously famously full of water.
00:06:57.000 And uh, water is what you float on.
00:06:59.000 So not many people know that about history.
00:07:00.000 That's actually in the ancient writings of the people of Atlantis.
00:07:07.000 Of course, Atlantis was famously destroyed by the Jews. 1.00
00:07:09.000 Prison, don't rammy. 0.51
00:07:11.000 Okay, we know you're ramming.
00:07:15.000 I think you're just ramming people in the boat.
00:07:17.000 Who is dressed most like an admiral right now?
00:07:21.000 You, I guess.
00:07:22.000 And all great admirals try to defeat their enemies in naval combat, am I correct? 0.52
00:07:27.000 Prison, I'm starting to think that for nearly 40-year-old men, we're actually immature retards.
00:07:32.000 I've got my pro-admiral's jacket on.
00:07:35.000 Who am I to not try to defeat my enemies in naval combat?
00:07:37.000 Alright, let's go to the other sea monsters are. 1.00
00:07:41.000 Fuck off! 1.00
00:07:42.000 Come! 1.00
00:07:45.000 What's going on?
00:07:46.000 This is so real.
00:07:48.000 We're in the middle of a salt mine.
00:07:51.000 13 stories below ground.
00:07:53.000 Having naval warfare with each other.
00:07:56.000 Trafficking here, sexual assault there.
00:07:59.000 Boats in a salt mine.
00:08:02.000 Millions of dollars. 1.00
00:08:04.000 Fuck's going on. 1.00
00:08:04.000 Oh, look, some wenches. 1.00
00:08:05.000 Put them on our boats because they're sexual slavery. 1.00
00:08:08.000 Sea wenches. 1.00
00:08:08.000 Sea wenches. 1.00
00:08:10.000 Come in near their vessel.
00:08:11.000 Come in near their vessel. 1.00
00:08:12.000 And enslave them sexually. 1.00
00:08:14.000 Sea wenches. 1.00
00:08:15.000 Perfect.
00:08:16.000 We can do our bidding. 1.00
00:08:18.000 shit. 1.00
00:08:19.000 *laughter* 1.00
00:08:29.000 Some of the coincidences that happen in life, don't you think are just so ridiculously unlikely?
00:08:34.000 Do you ever feel like you're in a simulation?
00:08:36.000 Do you ever just see something, see a coincidence that it's just so unlikely to happen?
00:08:40.000 I can think of at least 500 scenarios in my life where something's happened and I say we must live in a simulation.
00:08:45.000 There's no way this just happened by accident.
00:08:48.000 Perhaps that's the best way to look at life.
00:08:49.000 I think that whatever mindset you adopt, especially as a man, it should be the mindset that allows you to be as competitive as possible.
00:08:57.000 Andrew, can we take this over to us?
00:08:59.000 No.
00:09:01.000 In the car.
00:09:02.000 I think that being competitive in all realms is how you're going to ensure you'll always be okay.
00:09:06.000 Whether you're in a cage fight or you're in a business meeting, whatever, you need to be as competitive as possible.
00:09:11.000 And I think that sometimes believing you're in a simulation allows you to have a very competitive edge over your opponents.
00:09:16.000 To understand that it's going to work out in the end, I'm going to win.
00:09:20.000 Burgers and pizza.
00:09:21.000 Keep me real healthy.
00:09:22.000 And then icing.
00:09:23.000 Bro, yesterday we ate pizza, poppinach, beer.
00:09:27.000 Need something good.
00:09:29.000 Those things are good.
00:09:31.000 You can't do that.
00:09:34.000 Blending the different flavors.
00:09:36.000 It's a cigarette.
00:09:38.000 You know, cigarettes don't blend flavors.
00:09:40.000 Is it cigarette or cigarette?
00:09:44.000 three Actually, I'm telling you what to do.
00:09:56.000 If you're a real man, you'd have a Zen as well right now. 0.98
00:10:00.000 I don't think you'd have the balls for that. 0.99
00:10:01.000 Three cigarettes is the way for a real man. 0.99
00:10:03.000 Nah, you need to call for it.
00:10:04.000 Three cigarettes.
00:10:05.000 I'm going to keep recording so he can't stop.
00:10:09.000 I'll smoke when the cigarettes are done, mate.
00:10:12.000 Alright, we'll see about that.
00:10:13.000 I'm rolling.
00:10:16.000 I smoke the world's largest cigars against the three cigarettes I've got.
00:10:19.000 I know.
00:10:19.000 I captured the moment.
00:10:21.000 Now we're smoking.
00:10:22.000 That was good.
00:10:24.000 That was an ultimate feat of human achievement.
00:10:28.000 And the ultimate human feature.
00:10:34.000 Suicide or ice cream.
00:10:35.000 Ice cream, all day. 0.88
00:10:37.000 Thank you very much.
00:10:38.000 I'll have cherry mania and unicorn, please.
00:10:41.000 Cheesecake is just good as well.
00:10:44.000 Can I have three scoops?
00:10:46.000 Cheesecake, cherry mania, and unicorn. 0.99
00:10:49.000 That is very gay. 1.00
00:10:50.000 Whoa! 0.99
00:10:51.000 To me, unicorn, cherry mania, and cheesecake, ice cream.
00:10:54.000 It's not gangster.
00:10:55.000 Anyone else?
00:11:03.000 So why are you dressed like that?
00:11:04.000 Okay, fine, yeah.
00:11:05.000 No, no, too late.
00:11:06.000 Why are you dressed like that?
00:11:08.000 You have to blend in with the Romanian culture.
00:11:10.000 You do not blend in at all.
00:11:12.000 You are a brown man wearing a Romanian villager shirt. 0.99
00:11:16.000 Yeah, gypsy. 1.00
00:11:19.000 You're clearly not a gypsy. 1.00
00:11:21.000 Gypsies don't dress like that. 1.00
00:11:23.000 Send all the cars back by truck.
00:11:25.000 And let's all take the train back to Belkars.
00:11:27.000 No.
00:11:30.000 Any other proposals?
00:11:32.000 It would take the same amount of time to drive as it would by train.
00:11:35.000 No, no, actually.
00:11:36.000 Six hours to be drinking.
00:11:38.000 The train is super slow here.
00:11:39.000 Yeah, the trains are slow. 0.93
00:11:40.000 It's funny how a lot of things that are actually crap, they disguise as culture. 0.96
00:11:44.000 Like you say, Top. 0.99
00:11:45.000 No.
00:11:46.000 It's not culture. 1.00
00:11:48.000 It's too shit. 1.00
00:11:49.000 And I've been all around the world and they keep doing this. 1.00
00:11:52.000 Oh, wow, look at this special kind of tea.
00:11:54.000 The tea tastes horrible.
00:11:55.000 It takes too long to make.
00:11:56.000 But supposedly, it's cultural. 1.00
00:11:58.000 It's just crap. 1.00
00:12:00.000 Lots of cultures crap. 1.00
00:12:01.000 Most cultures crap, actually. 1.00
00:12:03.000 I would argue. 1.00
00:12:06.000 And it's for that reason.
00:12:08.000 I actually, you know, I'm not really impressed by cultures. 1.00
00:12:15.000 You know, like if I go to fucking Mexico and they start dancing around in feathers and they expect me to give a fuck, I just look at them like the savages they are. 1.00
00:12:24.000 I don't really give a shit about your culture. 1.00
00:12:26.000 I don't care about it. 0.99
00:12:27.000 I don't care about your traditions or your customs. 0.99
00:12:29.000 I don't give a fuck. 0.99
00:12:30.000 I'm here and you haven't attacked me, which means I basically conquered you now. 1.00
00:12:35.000 When I turned up as a foreigner, you should have shot me or stabbed me to death and you didn't. 1.00
00:12:39.000 So I'm the rich man here and I don't give a fuck about your Aztec bullshit. 1.00
00:12:43.000 I don't care. 1.00
00:12:44.000 If I go to Japan and they start waving noodles around, I just think, Hiroshima, we won. 1.00
00:12:51.000 Fuck your noodles. 1.00
00:12:53.000 I'm not interested. 1.00
00:12:54.000 Now we can't go to Japan. 0.99
00:12:55.000 We take all the good shit of all the cultures and it's ours. 0.98
00:13:00.000 So I'm like, I don't need to go anywhere to see anything. 1.00
00:13:02.000 When you go to Spain and they start fucking sleeping all day and cooking rice in a big pot, and they, why the fuck do I care? 1.00
00:13:10.000 Oh, Paela, you're an idiot. 1.00
00:13:13.000 You're an idiot. 1.00
00:13:13.000 You're a fucking retard. 1.00
00:13:15.000 Why are you talking to me? 1.00
00:13:17.000 Talk English properly. 1.00
00:13:18.000 Get rid of that shit accent. 1.00
00:13:20.000 I've had enough. 1.00
00:13:21.000 Culture doesn't impress me.
00:13:23.000 When we teach you how to make money, we teach you how to make offline. 1.00
00:13:25.000 You don't have to live in the crap town you're living in. 0.99
00:13:27.000 You can go live in Thailand. 1.00
00:13:28.000 You can go live in the Philippines. 1.00
00:13:29.000 You can move.
00:13:29.000 Once you have geographic freedom, once you have financial freedom, you can now move.
00:13:33.000 That's why politics become so uninteresting.
00:13:35.000 That's why rich people are all naturally globalists.
00:13:37.000 Why have we moved?
00:13:38.000 Because we have money.
00:13:39.000 And we just go where our life is best.
00:13:40.000 Because we can.
00:13:41.000 We go where we are treated properly.
00:13:43.000 That gives us a first mover's advantage.
00:13:45.000 Imagine all the thoughts you're going to have in your mind.
00:13:47.000 Imagine how your personality is going to change.
00:13:49.000 Once you don't have to worry about money anymore, you're going to have all these brand new original thoughts. 0.99
00:13:53.000 You might become funny and charismatic for the first time in your fucking life. 0.99
00:13:56.000 That's your future. 1.00
00:13:57.000 Do you like Armenia?
00:13:59.000 No.
00:14:00.000 Don't like the people.
00:14:01.000 Oh, okay.
00:14:02.000 I mean, the view.
00:14:03.000 No, but the people aren't ruining it. 0.99
00:14:05.000 Shit, there's two. 1.00
00:14:07.000 What? 1.00
00:14:07.000 What do they mean? 1.00
00:14:08.000 We need to replace them with black people like my children. 1.00
00:14:10.000 We're working on it. 0.98
00:14:11.000 That's why I voted.
00:14:12.000 I'm secretly a globalist.
00:14:14.000 I'm secretly a billionaire globalist trying to replace the native population. 1.00
00:14:17.000 So we will become a turd.
00:14:22.000 Yeah, he's the new Romanian now. 0.91
00:14:25.000 Then it's done.
00:14:26.000 Nice.
00:14:26.000 You'll hear reggae, you'll see Torcut on the rocks.
00:14:28.000 Stop on the transfer garrison.
00:14:30.000 It's a John Off Rice.
00:14:31.000 It's over.
00:14:32.000 Some massive sneakers replacing the houses.
00:14:34.000 They'll grow bananas here.
00:14:36.000 Exactly.
00:14:36.000 Nice.
00:14:40.000 We don't eat an each at 7 a.m.
00:14:42.000 I always carry a knife when I go out to the villages. 0.99
00:14:44.000 Now they're out in the villages and we're planning to kill you at the end of the trip. 1.00