Tate Speech - December 18, 2018


Vlog with Tate Day 1 - Trampolines & Injuries

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Nick Chang Trampoline Andrews Callis
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Episode Stats


Length

9 minutes

Words per minute

71.04

Word count

669

Sentence count

95


Transcript

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00:00:12.000 So instead of your trampoline club, he took you to a massage parlor.
00:00:16.000 Surprise, surprise.
00:00:18.000 No, we don't want boom boom.
00:00:19.000 No boom boom.
00:00:20.000 We don't want boom boom.
00:00:21.000 All I do is boom boom.
00:00:22.000 My whole life's a fucking thing.
00:00:24.000 I want to jump on a trampoline.
00:00:27.000 You need to go.
00:00:28.000 Fucking boom boom.
00:00:29.000 That way.
00:00:32.000 Got it up.
00:00:32.000 He's close.
00:00:34.000 That way.
00:00:36.000 How's your trampoline adventure?
00:00:59.000 Burger King?
00:01:02.000 What, faggot?
00:01:03.000 You could go jump on top of trampolines, but you can't have a fucking burger all of a sudden.
00:01:10.000 They probably serve kids' meals.
00:01:16.000 You still exist on this trampoline adventure.
00:01:25.000 Drink alcohol, it's good for you.
00:01:31.000 Nick Chang, saying some.
00:01:35.000 No adults allowed, Andrew.
00:01:37.000 We're too tall.
00:01:39.000 I'm too heavy, I'm not allowed.
00:01:40.000 I think this is for children, bro.
00:01:42.000 I don't see one adult.
00:01:53.000 The socks even have little rainbows on them.
00:01:56.000 The country is so dead.
00:01:57.000 We're the only adults here.
00:01:59.000 It's gonna be terrible.
00:02:02.000 Alright, locker eight.
00:02:16.000 The only adults here.
00:02:20.000 You bored yet?
00:02:22.000 I am.
00:02:23.000 I'm gonna break this thing.
00:02:42.000 This hurt my ankle.
00:02:43.000 I don't know.
00:03:08.000 I'm bored. He's bored.
00:03:11.000 It's the time of my life, bro. It's pretty scary. It's not in the middle, it's on the edge.
00:03:40.000 Ready?
00:03:49.000 Not even one jump. I refuse. I refuse.
00:04:34.000 What's wrong, Callis?
00:04:43.000 Hey, bro, you did it though.
00:04:45.000 I mean, I was trying to stop.
00:05:22.000 Getting old, bro.
00:05:24.000 Can't handle the trampoline shit.
00:05:26.000 Trampoline related injury.
00:05:29.000 It is what it is.
00:05:31.000 Alright, I'm done.
00:05:35.000 Have fun.
00:05:36.000 We've had more fun at the gay bar.
00:05:40.000 Can we finally go to fucking Burger King?
00:05:43.000 I'm gonna go see Andrew and Big Munchy Nick.
00:05:48.000 Apparently, Nick's hurt his back at the trampoline park.
00:05:51.000 I'm gonna give him a lot of fucking I told you so.
00:05:58.000 Thank you.
00:06:00.000 Soda water, please.
00:06:02.000 Soda water.
00:06:03.000 Soda water.
00:06:06.000 So, Nick, I told you trampoline parks are fucking gay.
00:06:11.000 He insisted on going.
00:06:14.000 What happened?
00:06:15.000 It's a disaster.
00:06:17.000 It's a disaster.
00:06:17.000 It's almost as bad as Egypt Air.
00:06:20.000 But that's a whole other story.
00:06:21.000 That is a whole other story.
00:06:22.000 The time Andrews.
00:06:23.000 Come on, Mets.
00:06:26.000 I had to be carried by three Typhoons.
00:06:28.000 So now Nick's hurt his back in a children's play area.
00:06:32.000 Why did you make us go?
00:06:34.000 It was fun.
00:06:35.000 It wasn't.
00:06:36.000 I left without any injuries.
00:06:37.000 Said lie, but it was terrible.
00:06:40.000 And you've injured my friend Nick now.
00:06:43.000 Flips are too good.
00:06:45.000 You've injured my drinking partner, Andrew.
00:06:48.000 Who am I going to drink with?
00:06:50.000 You're too much of a coward.
00:06:52.000 And now Nick has been injured thanks to your antics.
00:07:04.000 PMN is injured, but he's never out of action.
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00:07:29.000 Like a dickhead.
00:07:30.000 And then everyone's going to be like, Don't be a pussy, don't be pussy.
00:07:33.000 And we're going to just, we're like fucking.
00:07:35.000 Self destructive retards the second we're together.
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