Tate Speech - July 19, 2022


WALKING ON GLASS | TATE CONFIDENTIAL Ep. 18


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

106.558044

Word Count

1,744

Sentence Count

248

Misogynist Sentences

8

Hate Speech Sentences

7


Summary

Tristan is sick and wants to go to the cinema but is too sick to go, so Andrew takes him to the best cinema in the city, but it s not the best one. Then they go out to the VIP cinema, but they don t know when it s going to be available, so they head back to the bar to try and find a place to get some food to make them feel better. But can they make it? or do they have to go back to their hotel room and wait for the movie to start playing on the big screen? Or do they just have to sit in a chair and watch it on a big screen in their living room in the middle of the night? Or can they just lay in bed and watch the movie in their room in their PJs and not go out at all? We'll tell you how to make it at the cinema, and we'll give you some tips and tricks to make you feel better so you don't get sick. Also, we'll talk about how we make money online, and how we don't have to pay taxes. How do you make money? How are you making money online? How hard do you think it is to make money in the 21st century? How hard is it to be rich? We'll teach you how! How much money do we make? Do you have enough money? What do you have to drink to keep up with all the money you're making? Have a good night, mate? Good night! Love ya. XOXO, EJosie & Rumpole xoxo - Tom & EJ. - P.S. (Sorry about the audio issues, it's not much better than the audio in this episode, but we'll get better next week. We'll be working on it next week, we're trying to make sure it's better by next week! - Tom and EJ are working on the audio, so you'll get a new version of this episode next week :) - Tom is a little bit better by then we'll see you soon! - Ois & Ej and Ej & Ea - EJ (and we'll make sure you know that you'll be getting a copy of this next week's episode soon, so don't forget to check it out next week for the next episode of the podcast! XO.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 But I don't think so.
00:00:22.000 I'm not a girl.
00:00:24.000 I'm a girl.
00:00:36.000 you Tristan's being a pussy. We're supposed to go see the best cinema on Dubai, blah, blah, blah.
00:00:44.000 He's saying you feel sick. I feel sick, I feel sick like a little bitch.
00:00:48.000 Even though he's so big and strong, he's obviously a little bitch.
00:00:50.000 This is why he feels sick. Yesterday, he ate all of this before dinner.
00:00:54.000 We went out. We went out to an all-you-could-eat meal.
00:00:58.000 It was all you could eat. And before we went, he ate one, two, three, four, five, five packs And like fucking thirty sticks of beef jerky.
00:01:08.000 Why he's so big bro?
00:01:10.000 He's a pussy.
00:01:13.000 There's no way he can't come to a movie.
00:01:17.000 No one's too sick to sit in a chair at a movie.
00:01:21.000 Bro, I'm sick.
00:01:24.000 Fuck off of the camera, I'm sick.
00:01:26.000 I'm not sick. Bro, I'm sick.
00:01:28.000 I feel sick.
00:01:30.000 Cigars, you don't lay in bed with cigars when you're sick.
00:01:33.000 Don't I? It's exactly what I'm fucking doing, isn't it?
00:01:36.000 You have no fucking eyes? Get the fuck out of my room.
00:01:39.000 You too, Rumpole. A few moments later.
00:01:50.000 Yo, Andrew. You took on my cinnamon ticket.
00:01:55.000 Cinnamon ticket. Do you have my cinnamon ticket booked?
00:01:57.000 I'm bare now. Beef jerky.
00:02:00.000 No, better. Beef jerky doesn't care.
00:02:03.000 It does. Anyone?
00:02:06.000 Anyone? Beef jerky?
00:02:07.000 Beef jerky doesn't care.
00:02:08.000 It does. Am I better, yes or no?
00:02:11.000 Yes or no? What have I been eating by?
00:02:14.000 Man, fuck you. I like the VIP cinema in Bucharest.
00:02:46.000 Unlimited booze.
00:02:47.000 Food here in Superior.
00:02:50.000 Bar Center. We're about to find out when it's going to go.
00:02:54.000 We're master of the seven styles of traditional.
00:02:58.000 If I eat loads of, what's this?
00:03:01.000 That might make me feel better. Cinema Aikido.
00:03:03.000 I know that. Everyone knows that.
00:03:08.000 If you watch it at home, you know that.
00:03:10.000 You don't recognize Cinema Aikido when you see that.
00:03:12.000 Or watch the fuck out. Watch the fuck out your back.
00:03:16.000 He's out for justice.
00:03:18.000 The suit.
00:03:20.000 No boobies there.
00:03:33.000 Mm-hmm. Popcorn salted, of course.
00:03:35.000 Do you have butter to go in the salted popcorn?
00:03:38.000 Not as good as USA yet.
00:03:40.000 Salted popcorn. Those two things, salted popcorn.
00:03:48.000 And then I'll have a strawberry, no, I'll have a cherry bomb.
00:03:55.000 I'll have a coffee.
00:03:56.000 I like the idea of a cafe latte grande.
00:04:01.000 I also have three bottles of sparkling water.
00:04:04.000 It's my new hydration.
00:04:06.000 You feel this machine.
00:04:07.000 I ain't even gotta flex You just wanna make love I just wanna have sex Raw like a T-Rex I just made a couple million Now it's on the Forex Locked up, stopped up Five whips on the drive Mr. Plenty blocked up Beds still wanna see me locked up But ain't nothing never stopped us Fuck what you heard people say We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin.
00:04:30.000 www.larryweaver.com You know what? Everyone's going to ask us.
00:04:39.000 I'm going to say it now in advance.
00:04:40.000 You know what messages I'm getting? Everyone's messaging me already saying, how are you guys so rich?
00:04:45.000 How do you travel the world?
00:04:46.000 How do you have such a fucking amazing life?
00:04:48.000 How are your arms so big and chiseled?
00:04:51.000 And the answer is the same.
00:04:53.000 We make a lot of money. We make it online.
00:04:55.000 I'll teach you how. I'll teach you how.
00:04:57.000 I'll put a link in the description.
00:04:58.000 Stop fucking asking me that question.
00:05:00.000 Stop inboxing me. How do you make money?
00:05:01.000 It's in the description.
00:05:02.000 That's how we make money.
00:05:03.000 How hard do you think it is?
00:05:13.000 I think if I'm gonna die, I should have some orange juice first.
00:05:19.000 Orange juice. They better take card.
00:05:21.000 I bet they don't take card and I have to die thirsty.
00:05:24.000 Die thirsty, bummer.
00:05:26.000 You drink hard?
00:05:38.000 Boom. You got food?
00:05:43.000 You got food? Shawarma.
00:05:45.000 Shawarma? I want a bashed hotdog.
00:05:51.000 Burger? I don't want a burger or I don't want shawarma.
00:05:56.000 Okay, shawarma chicken.
00:05:59.000 Hungry? Two.
00:06:01.000 and then a watermelon juice and a coconut juice.
00:06:05.000 Woo!
00:06:06.000 Christine's just stopped security.
00:06:28.000 Goodbye.
00:06:29.000 Everything's weird.
00:06:30.000 Good afternoon, welcome to the library.
00:06:32.000 So you will start right here, you know, to get a receipt for the software you want to buy.
00:06:36.000 All right, good night.
00:06:37.000 Have a good night, good luck.
00:06:39.000 What is going on?
00:06:44.000 So this is his highest appearance.
00:06:52.000 Oh, oh, fair enough.
00:06:54.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:06:58.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:07:03.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:07:08.000 Thanks for watching!
00:07:18.000 I have no idea what to do.
00:07:19.000 I'm so confused
00:07:58.000 If I need to use the ticket, go ahead.
00:08:00.000 Why is everything in my life like wire heights?
00:08:20.000 I hate for one fear and it never used to bother me, but now where I'm living is high.
00:08:24.000 I'm here on the skyline on the great high.
00:08:27.000 I'm going to try to get a good shot of the skyline.
00:08:34.000 Next, wake up to the presence of...
00:08:37.000 Right now, we are standing on 150 meters high, 48 volts.
00:08:42.000 At the right side, we can see the wind out now, the new city.
00:08:45.000 And the left will see the old city.
00:08:48.000 In the middle, while we walk on our smart glass, we can see what's going on now.
00:08:56.000 Oh, shit.
00:09:06.000 laughs Bro. I'm like walking on it.
00:09:16.000 Walk across it. It's straight across.
00:09:19.000 No, bro. You do it.
00:09:21.000 It's straight across. Oh.
00:09:25.000 Yo. Alright,
00:09:53.000 I'm here. I've got to do it.
00:09:56.000 One walk straight across.
00:09:58.000 Deal it now, deal it now.
00:10:10.000 Look down, Come on bro.
00:10:31.000 I'm sorry.
00:10:33.000 I'm sorry for all of you.
00:10:35.000 I'm sorry.
00:10:37.000 I'm sorry.
00:10:43.000 Why?
00:10:49.000 Whose idea was this.
00:10:52.000 Elevator died.
00:10:55.000 What?
00:10:56.000 I don't know.
00:11:25.000 Well.
00:11:26.000 Future to buy bro.
00:11:29.000 Team future.
00:11:30.000 Thank you.
00:11:31.000 you I know my future does not contain any more glass floors.
00:11:36.000 Fuck. No.
00:11:38.000 Nomi!
00:11:40.000 Really fun, huh?
00:12:21.000 Me and my man **** for dinner.
00:12:23.000 Want to go over business propositions.
00:12:25.000 position.
00:12:26.000 No doubt I won't be able to put that on the YouTube video.
00:12:30.000 I'm going to go ahead and get it.
00:12:56.000 Add Depressed Life.
00:13:05.000 There's no way I'm going free diet.
00:13:08.000 I'm just kidding.
00:13:09.000 It's not even with a tank.
00:13:11.000 It doesn't make any sense.
00:13:12.000 Hold your breath. Go down into the deep dark cold.
00:13:16.000 And hope a shark doesn't eat you.
00:13:18.000 Is that a sport? That's a sport.
00:13:20.000 How's that a sport? Never.
00:13:21.000 What are you doing? The rope.
00:13:23.000 Australians are Australian.
00:13:25.000 Australian people can do Australian people things.
00:13:27.000 Doesn't make sense, bro. Never.
00:13:30.000 Didn't one of your prime ministers go swimming one morning, get eaten by a shark and go missing forever?
00:13:35.000 That was in the 50s, yeah.
00:13:36.000 And there was never a conspiracy theory.
00:13:38.000 The Australians were just like, ah, a shark got in.
00:13:39.000 It happens, man. And it was all good.
00:13:41.000 Is that a real story?
00:13:43.000 The real story. He used to swim every morning.
00:13:45.000 No, seriously? I believe that is the name, yeah.
00:13:50.000 He used to go swimming every single morning.
00:13:51.000 One day he went swimming and just didn't come back.
00:13:53.000 It didn't vary his routines, man.
00:13:54.000 That was a security mistake right there.
00:13:55.000 Look, man, start saying shit about your routines.
00:13:58.000 I ain't doing no...
00:14:00.000 Free diving. I don't go in the ocean in general.
00:14:02.000 I mean, if it's extremely clear, extremely warm water.
00:14:05.000 When I was in Jamaica, I got in the water up to my waist.
00:14:07.000 And that's only because being on land in Jamaica is really more dangerous than being in the water.
00:14:11.000 But in general, in general, I stay out of ocean.
00:14:14.000 It's not my playground.
00:14:16.000 I can't fight. I spent too many years learning.
00:14:18.000 I can't do none of that. All I can do is flounder like a pussy and get eaten.
00:14:22.000 No. Freedive Aikido, man.
00:14:23.000 The world wants it. Maybe it does, but I'm not going deep down.
00:14:27.000 That is a good reason to do that. I'm not going deep down under dark, cold war with sharks.
00:14:31.000 Yeah, because you can't breathe on the war.
00:14:32.000 That's why it's war. That's why we don't have gills.
00:14:35.000 Fuck that. No way.
00:14:37.000 Give me time for this. You know, I'm nuts as me.
00:14:41.000 What are you, Uncle? Nope.
00:14:44.000 Nope. Nope.
00:14:45.000 Never, ever, ever. You'll be bigger than a shark man, don't you?
00:14:48.000 Never. I've been a million years, my God.
00:14:50.000 Free diving. Diving with sharks?
00:14:53.000 What's wrong with people? Well, look, there's a shark that can kill me.
00:14:57.000 Let me go swim with it. And it's not even like a shark's like a lion or a bear.
00:15:01.000 A lion or a bear is a mammal.
00:15:02.000 Like if it's familiar with you, if it knows you, it can be kind of like cool.
00:15:06.000 Sharks are like reptilian.
00:15:08.000 You can hang out with a shark every day and then like 10 years later it's like, fuck it, I'm hungry now.
00:15:12.000 They don't care about you. They have no emotions.
00:15:15.000 Never. Sharks are ruthless.
00:15:18.000 Fuck. Yeah, you can be friends with a bear.
00:15:20.000 You can be friends with a bear. You can be friends with a lion.
00:15:22.000 You can be friends with a wolf. You can be friends.
00:15:24.000 There's a lot of shakes that have a lot of lions in it.
00:15:26.000 Lions and tigers. Yeah.
00:15:29.000 Show me one shake with a fucking shark swimming around in his tanks.
00:15:33.000 Zero. There's no friendly shark.
00:15:37.000 You can't put that on YouTube, bud.
00:15:42.000 First flight experience of my life.
00:15:46.000 Fly to a man, Jordan, four hours.
00:15:49.000 Two-hour wait, a man Jordan to JFK, 13 hours.
00:15:52.000 Five-hour wait, JFK down to Austin, Texas, four and a half hours.
00:15:56.000 Long time. And what's the worst thing about it is, Tristan booked it to get us to Austin, Texas.
00:16:02.000 Obviously, Austin, Texas is a small airport, so we did this bullshit roundabout.
00:16:05.000 When he could have booked Dubai to Houston, direct, 12 hours, and then we just took an hour and a half in a car, we would have been here.
00:16:12.000 We'd have been here yesterday, brother.
00:16:13.000 We'd have been in the sky twice as long.
00:16:15.000 But, we were first class.
00:16:17.000 Drink a little champagne. He looks like a geek.
00:16:20.000 Did you get champagne in the taxi?