Tate Speech - September 05, 2023


WASPOCALYPSE NOW | Tate Confidential Ep 186


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

118.85631

Word Count

1,351

Sentence Count

154

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

5


Summary

In this episode, the boys talk about the recent wasp holocaust and how to deal with it. They also talk about how to eat a whole lot of steak. And of course, there's a little bit of booze thrown in for good measure. Enjoy the episode and don't forget to subscribe on your favourite streaming platform so you never miss an episode. XOXO, EJ & Rory - The EJ's & Rory's Podcast is brought to you by DIVE Studios. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you get your content. Please rate, review and subscribe to our other shows Business of HYPE, The Anthropology, The HYPE Report and HYPETALKS. We are part of the HYPEBEAST Radio Network. See all the great network shows on the air. Episode Music: "Goodbye Outer Space" by Borrtex "Outer Space Warning" by Fountains of Wayne "Good Morning America" by The Crew at Large" by Puff and Steph (feat. Robert Downey Jr. "Outro Music" by Suneaters) & "Puff & Steph" by Burt Schiller Thank you for all the support and shout out to our sponsors and all the fans out there who sent in their support. Thank you so much for all your support and love and support, we really appreciate it. - Thank you to everyone who sent us out there! - EJ, Rory, Justin, Andrew, Alex, Bailey, Tristan, Justin and Alex, Justin & Alex. and the crew at the Crews, and the rest of the EJ. & the rest. . Thanks for all of you all for all our support. We really appreciate all the love, we appreciate you guys. We love you. We appreciate you all of your support, thank you, we are so much, we can't do this. We're all in it. We can't wait to see you back, we love you back. Thank ya back. We'll see you. xoxo. Thank ya. XO. Love ya. <3 - Rory, Rory & EJ - JUICY. - SONGS: - TAYLOR - RYAN, JOSEPH


Transcript

00:00:00.000 What are we doing Andrew?
00:00:08.000 We're attacking the wasps.
00:00:11.000 Biological warfare Roy what is your shirt doing on?
00:00:29.000 We have to explain the concepts.
00:00:30.000 A fair combat. No shirt in combat?
00:00:34.000 There's got to be another tin, right?
00:00:36.000 I know where the tins are. Vader, are you joining?
00:00:39.000 Of course I'm joining.
00:00:41.000 Nice. Duel wielding.
00:00:42.000 Nice. Andrew, explain the concept of fair combat.
00:00:46.000 Whenever there's a wasp nest, we have to attack him with Kanda Raid without troops on.
00:00:51.000 Andrew's got two guns. I've got one.
00:00:53.000 I didn't even know there was a wasp nest.
00:00:54.000 No, there is probably because all it makes is head.
00:00:56.000 I have to jump in full.
00:00:58.000 Right in the mouth.
00:01:00.000 There's a lookout wasp. Watch.
00:01:02.000 There's a lookout wasp.
00:01:04.000 Yeah.
00:01:06.000 You sure?
00:01:08.000 I'm sure.
00:01:10.000 He's pretty sick, huh?
00:01:16.000 Where are they?
00:01:18.000 There's a big nest up there. They went nuts.
00:01:19.000 There they are! Motherfuckers!
00:01:22.000 Motherfuckers! They are, they're coming out!
00:01:24.000 They're coming out! Fucking hell, load them!
00:01:34.000 Keep going, there's fucking holes in there.
00:01:36.000 Let's bombard it, get more cans!
00:01:38.000 We need more cans, bro!
00:01:39.000 No, all right, all right, all right. I think we got it.
00:01:41.000 Ah! Welcome to the concentration camp!
00:01:54.000 Motherfuckers. Andrews, they're pouring out, bro.
00:01:58.000 They are piling out. I don't know if we're going to get deep enough to actually kill...
00:02:03.000 Now they're sliding out.
00:02:09.000 There's a pile of them just falling out.
00:02:12.000 Bailey, come closer. Oh, I've got them.
00:02:14.000 It's all right. They're falling out the side of his mouth, look.
00:02:17.000 Ah, motherfuckers.
00:02:22.000 Okay, now hold on.
00:02:24.000 I have a feeling this isn't over.
00:02:25.000 I have a feeling this is not over.
00:02:30.000 I can see movement.
00:02:33.000 Must kill.
00:02:38.000 You just eradicated their whole clan.
00:02:40.000 yeah that was the the wasp holocaust bro lost the cost yeah ah bro all the jakes are coming back they're called backup that's how i leave right did we win
00:03:06.000 mission accomplished you gotta watch the radar off champions of life.
00:03:19.000 imagine shooting a man with your last bullet And he stands there!
00:03:45.000 Unfazed! Turn me to a superhero, yeah, yeah.
00:03:50.000 Hit that pill, turn me to a superhero, yeah.
00:03:54.000 From my 90s, turn me to a superhero, yeah.
00:03:58.000 Metro, Metro don't trust you, don't listen to you I'm on that dope again, I'm on that flow again, switch up the flow again, yeah, yeah Fly down the parachute, grip in that pole again, I'm on that pole again I love it, yeah And I guess my women live better than most women That's just how it is when you have anything to do with the top G. You just live a good life.
00:04:19.000 Play it out, G. I'm the top G. He's the other G. G stands for gentleman, of course, in case the world didn't know.
00:04:26.000 And he eats sirloin steak all day, every day.
00:04:28.000 Or T-bones. He likes T-bones.
00:04:31.000 He will not even touch dog food anymore.
00:04:34.000 If you try and put dog food out, he will not touch it.
00:04:35.000 He's the most spoiled dog ever. He waits.
00:04:37.000 You'll put dog food out and he won't eat for two days.
00:04:39.000 He'll starve himself waiting for a steak.
00:04:41.000 Because he knows he'll get one in the end.
00:04:43.000 He even takes his time with it.
00:04:48.000 He's not even worried. Like, oh, he might take it off me.
00:04:50.000 He's like, no, let me just chill, enjoy my steak.
00:04:54.000 Gee. Are we working today, T? Muscles.
00:05:01.000 It's muscle. You don't ever ask Tristan what's it going to be because when you're drinking it could be champagne.
00:05:08.000 It's just booze. Booze.
00:05:11.000 Rubbing alcohol. Drink it.
00:05:13.000 My muscles. That's always my answer.
00:05:16.000 Tristan, you want to get a drink?
00:05:18.000 Yep. Booze. Justin, what do you know about intraset boozing?
00:05:25.000 I don't know why I'm scared.
00:05:26.000 With the booze fitness program. Oh, you want to do booze fitness, do you?
00:05:30.000 Yeah, no, but you don't drink before.
00:05:32.000 You have to, first of all, get the muscles pumping up so your blood's flowing around.
00:05:35.000 Then you do the heavy shots of whiskey, because it enters your muscle and helps growth.
00:05:40.000 That's not how you do it in cowboy land.
00:05:44.000 Yaw.
00:05:45.000 Woo!
00:05:46.000 So, well, baby, you're trading it.
00:05:53.000 You're gonna get away with this. All these nerds out there with their protein shakes...
00:05:59.000 That is a protein shake.
00:06:00.000 Drink up, baby. You know, that whiskey may have just cured my stomachache, Alex. I'm feeling better now.
00:06:18.000 Did you have a stomachache before? Yeah, I did, but, you know.
00:06:20.000 Took a little Johnny Walker pre-workout.
00:06:22.000 Johnny never lets me down.
00:06:25.000 Always count on Johnny.
00:06:26.000 That's what they say. You look good.
00:06:29.000 My Johnny's never let me down.
00:06:32.000 When you tuck the elbows in, it makes it so good.
00:06:37.000 You're an impressive muscle group, besides your legs and your chest.
00:06:40.000 Yeah, I did push-ups for ages.
00:06:44.000 You know why? Because when I was a little kid, I was a little bit chubby.
00:06:48.000 I had a little thing right here, a little fat pocket right here, and so I'd wear shirts to pool parties.
00:06:53.000 So about 13 weeks. Pool every day.
00:06:56.000 Every day. It's good. Years and years.
00:06:59.000 So do you have repressed rage?
00:07:00.000 If I start calling you fatty, are you going to put shirts on?
00:07:03.000 No, you should try that. Ten?
00:07:06.000 Ten. Ten.
00:07:14.000 That means that you put fat kids at pool parties wearing shirts.
00:07:16.000 Ten or twelve? I thought we were doing twelve. Ten, ten, ten.
00:07:18.000 No, you increase the weight, you lower it by two rows.
00:07:21.000 We should take some more pre-workout.
00:07:23.000 Alright, let's go. Ah, so this did increase now, yeah?
00:07:26.000 Yeah. I'll do it with you as soon as I see them take the pre-workout.
00:07:30.000 Alright. Pre-workout.
00:07:33.000 You in this with me, bud?
00:07:36.000 I'm in this with you. Let me get them taking their pre.
00:07:38.000 Good friends with Whitney, the CEO of BPI Nutrition.
00:07:41.000 I'm going to try to get this on the line, Whitney.
00:07:46.000 Whoo, doing stronger already All right, let it be known that Justin is doing tricep work
00:08:15.000 extensions with this weight I definitely can't do it.
00:08:18.000 Matter of factly, if I were to just hang from this...
00:08:21.000 One!
00:08:23.000 That's my ballers literally just...
00:08:26.000 One! One!
00:08:28.000 Do a pull up! At least do a pull up!
00:08:36.000 You know I'm not having a drink for Sunday.
00:08:38.000 Deal with it, cowboy.
00:08:43.000 You got no choice, bro.
00:08:44.000 Zero choice.
00:08:46.000 Some Aldean, some curls, some cigarettes, and some Johnny Walker.
00:08:56.000 Fucker.
00:08:57.000 It's a V, Oklahoma.
00:09:00.000 Just a bunch of square coral fields and wheat farms, man.
00:09:04.000 It all looks the same.
00:09:06.000 Miles and miles of back roads and highways connected little towns with funny names.
00:09:11.000 Who wanna live down there?
00:09:14.000 In the middle of nowhere.
00:09:16.000 You know what they ain't done. They never rose through the Indian Lord.
00:09:22.000 Never let blood of the planet that seed bosom is ask for you and me.
00:09:29.000 Call the horns!
00:09:31.000 They don't understand why I got mad.
00:09:36.000 In a world of shadows and bonding chains, the time for liberation is near.
00:09:43.000 Unmatched perspicacity, wisdom is revealed.
00:09:47.000 Your mind, body and spirit are sharpened and endless possibilities unfold.
00:09:52.000 So stand strong, defy conformity, and rise above.
00:09:56.000 Your destiny knows no bounds.
00:09:59.000 Resist. The battle raging for your mind.
00:10:10.000 If they fail to brainwash you, then they will try their best to restrict your body.
00:10:15.000 They will do anything it takes to stop you from telling others the truth You know the code, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Lord me and Beckettis Please don't make them catch me with the empty clip Please don't make them catch me with nothing with sticks
00:10:44.000 Show me who genuine Cause me paranoid do everything Long time me no sleep When me live, Lord me a beg you Cover me, girl, if you rub a grip Can't find love a bit Can't trust nobody That rough road, yeah, just the summer way Side spring me, can't left me dog, yeah If them catch me, me take me charging Don't eat it, don't eat it You guys want marshmallows?
00:11:13.000 Have you ever tried roasted marshmallow?
00:11:20.000 It's an American joke.