Tate Speech - July 19, 2022


We fired Our Camera Man and Flew to Dubai | TATE CONFIDENTIAL Ep. 11


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

100.63492

Word Count

951

Sentence Count

122

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

Tristan forgets to book tickets to Dubai, so the boys head to the ticketing office to fix it, but it's not their fault. We also talk about the new cameraman who's been hired to replace Mike, and how he's going to make us all fall in love with him. And of course there's a new segment called "Normal Gambit" where we talk about what's going on in the world and what we're doing on the Gambit Show. We hope you enjoy this episode, and we'll see you next week for the final episode of the season! If you're not a gambler, don't worry we'll be back next week with a new episode of Bankrupt, but if you're a regular gambler then you'll just have to wait until next week's episode to see what we've got in store for you. We'll be in Dubai next week, so keep your eyes and ears open for that! Have a great rest of the week! Cheers, EJ, Andrew, Andrew and Ben. Timestamps: 3:00 - Bankrupt 3:20 - Mike gets fired 4:30 - What's next? 5:15 - Who's the real gambler? 6:40 - The best thing about flying in business class? 7:00 8:20 9:30 11:00 | What's up with Ron Paul? 12:30 | What s going to happen next week? 13:15 | What are you looking forward to? 14: What's the worst thing about Dubai? 15:20 | What do you like about Dubai?? 16:40 | Can we stay here in the next episode? 17: Should we go to Dubai next year? 18:30 // 19:00 // 21:00 / 22:40 21:40 // 22:10 22:20 // 23:10 | How long should we stay in Bucharest? 25:30 Is it cold in the summer? 26:00 & 27: What s the worst place in the Middle East? 27:00 + 28: Is it a good place to be? 35:00/28:40 + 35:15 36:30 + 36:40 / 37:20 + 39:40 & 39:10 + 40? 39:00 And so on 45 + 40 + 45 + 45


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 But I don't think so.
00:00:22.000 I'm not a girl.
00:00:24.000 I'm a girl.
00:00:34.000 How many of these will survive?
00:00:36.000 you So, uh, I'm supposed to be starting this vlog telling you about the new cameraman who fired Mike, all this crazy shit's happened, none of it was on film, etc, etc, and here we are, supposed to be flying to Dubai, and Tristan booked tickets for the wrong day.
00:00:50.000 It's 15th of November, he booked the 15th of December.
00:00:52.000 Business class, like six grand.
00:00:56.000 Now he's running his ass to the ticketing office trying to pull up a miracle.
00:01:02.000 First off, we didn't complain about you doing the tickets on.
00:01:05.000 I already complained, and we managed to pull it off, and we got tickets, and now we're going to Dubai, and our VIP meet-and-greet, and everything has not been destroyed.
00:01:11.000 I didn't book tickets on.
00:01:14.000 Georgiana did. Thank you.
00:01:16.000 I want this on the record.
00:01:18.000 My personal assistant screwed up the tickets.
00:01:19.000 I don't screw things up.
00:01:24.000 That's how we stay with it.
00:01:30.000 Watch me lose. I'm the greatest gambler there's ever been.
00:01:43.000 And the greatest gambler there's ever been.
00:01:46.000 Speed gambling.
00:02:11.000 Thanks for watching!
00:02:13.000 It's been winning now. You're still down.
00:02:18.000 Gambling's up to do with upward down.
00:02:19.000 Yeah, it is. Now you're up.
00:02:25.000 I'm up, but now I got recovered for your loss.
00:02:28.000 True. Lost.
00:02:31.000 Okay, there. You've won. Have I recovered for your measly loss?
00:02:35.000 I believe so.
00:02:37.000 Have I... No, you haven't.
00:02:42.000 Almost restored family honor.
00:02:43.000 If you didn't fuck up there, you'd be rich now.
00:02:45.000 What's that on my arm?
00:02:50.000 It's your fault.
00:02:58.000 See you there. Next time.
00:03:01.000 Next time on Bankrupt, Andrew and me both lost the same amount.
00:03:05.000 Actually, Andrew lost double what I lost.
00:03:07.000 So, I'm the real champion.
00:03:09.000 Normal Gambit segment we have in every single episode of the Gambit show.
00:03:20.000 Number seven.
00:03:21.000 Number seven. The best thing about flying a business class, sorry this time, Ron Paul, we booked you to get me, is you get on the plane first and then you have to sit there and be a comfortable chair and everyone else have to rest and walk past you.
00:03:34.000 That's the best thing. No one is the standard for cocaine.
00:03:56.000 31 degrees.
00:03:58.000 I'm shit. I'm shit. I'm shit at everything.
00:04:27.000 Bye!
00:04:29.000 Business, kick-off scene.
00:04:31.000 I love it. Intention to quit right now.
00:04:36.000 I'll quit. Quit and drink.
00:04:38.000 I'll quit. You have to go fast,
00:05:26.000 I'm gonna ask you, show me the power.
00:05:29.000 Basically, in case you haven't watched our series before, we spend all our money on flexing on the pro.
00:05:41.000 Just to upset the Broke Boys, is what we do.
00:05:43.000 So I found out I could drive through, past the Broke Boys, keeping the Broke Boys out of the way.
00:05:47.000 What the fuck am I coming here for?
00:05:50.000 A walk? Like a bitch?
00:05:54.000 Hmm.
00:05:55.000 Good ol' one.
00:05:56.000 I don't even think we have to collect our own luggage.
00:06:05.000 We're sending broke points to get our luggage.
00:06:07.000 Yeah, so the quick thing is bring everyone up to speed.
00:06:15.000 So Mike took forever to do every episode, as you knew by the end of the last episode.
00:06:19.000 He was really fucking slow.
00:06:20.000 He was a millionaire's life and he took too fucking long.
00:06:22.000 So he fired Mike. It's a shame.
00:06:25.000 I liked Mike. I liked Mike too.
00:06:27.000 And then loads of cool shit happened.
00:06:29.000 Loads of shit that should have been on film.
00:06:30.000 Loads of amazing episodes were missed.
00:06:32.000 And then I was walking down the street one night and I saw this fucking huge 7'4 dude.
00:06:36.000 I said, what's your name? With a camera.
00:06:38.000 Yeah, he had a camera, and he's walking around, and he had a sign saying, I want to do a vlog, my name's Runfold.
00:06:43.000 Seven foot four, Rubik's Cube World Champion.
00:06:45.000 So you had to wrestle him to the ground and capture him.
00:06:48.000 Like a Pokemon. Exactly.
00:06:50.000 And now, he makes our videos.
00:06:52.000 You can't see what he looks like.
00:06:53.000 He's seven foot four, Rubik's Cube World Champion.
00:06:58.000 That's Runfold. So Runfold's a new camera guy.
00:07:02.000 And now all our episodes are going to be over, beyond time.
00:07:06.000 Goodbye.
00:07:07.000 Dubai is not a failed society.
00:07:23.000 Dubai is alright. I prefer Bucharest, but Bucharest is cold.
00:07:28.000 Other Bucharest summers, Dubai winches.
00:07:30.000 I don't know how long we're going to stay here for, hence we're missing in one fold, we might just be One of the bedrooms is substantially better,
00:08:15.000 and I think I should get the bedrooms because I'm not all this smartest.
00:08:17.000 No, I don't care. I found this place.
00:08:20.000 I booked it. I've got dice.
00:08:22.000 I've got dice. I do not have a dice.
00:08:24.000 Do you have any internet dice you can use?
00:08:26.000 Do you have a coin? I do not have a coin.
00:08:29.000 How do you not have a coin? Do you have a coin?
00:08:31.000 I'm not a broke boy. Why the fuck would I have a coin?
00:08:34.000 You're a broke boy. I definitely don't.
00:08:36.000 Does Ron Paul have a coin?
00:08:38.000 Maybe Ron Paul has a coin.
00:08:40.000 Not to say you're a broke boy or not, please.
00:08:42.000 Because he's bigger than me.
00:08:43.000 But it would be useful.
00:08:45.000 Any coin of any type.
00:08:47.000 Boom! English 10 P. Alright, I flip, you call it?
00:08:52.000 Let's do it! Go on, flip it!
00:08:57.000 Heads! Heads!
00:09:02.000 Woo! You're all lucky.
00:09:05.000 No luck. No luck. Beginning of the adventure.
00:09:09.000 Alright. We're gonna go do that.
00:09:19.000 I don't know. Are they skydiving or windsurfing?
00:09:21.000 I think they're windsurfing.
00:09:24.000 Check Runfold's face.
00:09:25.000 Why are you looking at these people like that, Runfold?