In this episode, Luke and Tristan tell the story of how they got lost in the snow and ended up stranded in the middle of no where they wanted to be on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, and how they managed to make it to Prague, Czech Republic in time for New Year's Eve. Also, Luke accidentally bought a Mercedes S63 AMG, and it's a good thing he didn't need it because that's what he bought it for, because it's the only car that allows him to see Stefan Strauss, a fictional person, and as we're driving through Germany, a snowstorm hits and we end up stuck in Hamburg, Germany for a few days. It's Christmas Eve in Germany and the snow is coming down hard, so we decided to take advantage of the fact that it's almost the end of the year and drive to Prague to celebrate the new year in the most Christmassy place we can be... Prague! Enjoy the story, and spread the word to your friends and family about what happened in the past year, and what's going to happen in the next year. XOXO, Luke, Tristan, and Luke. xoxo. Enjoy, and Happy Holidays! (and Happy New Year, everyone! - Luke and Luke, and the rest of the crew at the Roadhouse Crew) and stay safe, Merry Christmas and Happy New Years, and see you next year, Love Birds! Love ya. - EJ, EJ and Luke xOXO. - Luke, Luke & Tristan - P. and the Crew, Ej and the crew. (A.J. "The Crew" ( ) Thank you for listening to this episode of The Roadhouse Podcast! - Ej & the Crew! - TAYLOR ( ) and the team at the roadhouse crew! XO, P.A. ( ) - Luke & the crew & the guys at the Backroom Crew . (Tristan, Rachael ( ) ( ) Thank you so much for listening and supporting the podcast, and keeping us up to date with all the good vibes on this episode. . . . - Thank you all for your support and support us on the road! - Luke's back in Prague Prague, Prague, Poland, Prague Prague and the Czech Republic! - JUICY, Prague and Prague, I hope you like it's Christmasy!
00:01:28.000We woke up and accidentally bought a Mercedes S63 AMG. It happened.
00:01:32.000We were walking down the street, tripped, oop, shit, car.
00:01:35.000And we didn't need it because obviously we already have five cars, but we bought another one.
00:01:38.000That's car number six. So we're cruising in our S63 and we're talking about how The Mercedes is the kind of car you can take to a business meeting.
00:01:55.000You can't really... I mean, you can take your Aston to a business meeting with a British businessman.
00:01:59.000If you were going to see Laura Sugar, you could take your Aston.
00:02:01.000But you couldn't take your Aston to go see Stefan Strauss in Frankfurt, because the Germans would be unhappy.
00:03:30.000We stayed in Paris for a few days, and then we realized, oh shit, because we don't normally pay attention to these kind of things, it's almost Christmas.
00:03:36.000Christmas is a thing for everyone but us.
00:03:38.000So we're like, oh fuck, it's Christmas, what are we going to do for Christmas?
00:03:40.000And we decided to try and go to the most Christmassy place we could.
00:03:44.000Which, in our minds, we decided to be somewhere in Czech Republic, Prague.
00:03:48.000So we get to Germany, we're burning through Germany in our new Porsche, our new Mercedes, and a snowstorm hits.
00:03:54.000So we ended up getting stuck in Hamburg, Germany.
00:04:05.000We stayed in Hamburg for two days during the snow.
00:04:07.000We spent Christmas Day A couple of people were rude to me.
00:04:55.000Just like, they tried to tow my car because I parked in a disabled bay.
00:05:00.000Like, they don't know I'm not disabled.
00:05:02.000They don't know. Just because I ain't got a sticker, I'm going to fucking remove my car and curse and say we're a sticker.
00:05:06.000Pussy ass. So I didn't really like that, so like, okay, fuck Germany.
00:05:09.000But we're stuck in the snow, so we're going really, really slowly.
00:05:19.000You're going 25 miles an hour on the motorway.
00:05:21.000We have winter tires, but there's snow on the motorway.
00:05:24.000It's fog. You're going 20 miles an hour.
00:05:25.000We're getting nowhere. Eventually we got to Prague two days after Christmas.
00:05:30.000So we're in Prague now. Prague, it's Christmasy. So we're in Prague, it's pretty cool, it's Christmasy.
00:05:52.000We're sleeping to the concierge guy, we're like, what do we do New Year's Eve in Prague?
00:05:55.000They say New Year's Eve in Prague is dry, everything's closed.
00:05:58.000So now we've got to move on again, so we can't just chill.
00:06:00.000So we're on the road, we're a road band, on the road, barely sleeping, just driving, driving, driving, driving.
00:06:06.000So from Prague, we ended up to, we have some friends in Slovakia, and we decided to go to Slovakia to try In many days, there's a casino there that took all my money about six years ago.
00:06:22.000Six years ago, I had about, I just fought and I had some money, I had about maybe 10,000 euro to my name.
00:06:30.000And back then to me, I mean now, still it's a lot of money, 10 grand.
00:06:33.000And when I say all my money, that was all my money.
00:06:37.000And I'm sitting in England and I'm like, you know what?
00:06:40.000Fuck England. I want to leave eventually.
00:06:42.000I'm going to go to Slovakia and start a Slovak bank account and put my money in there and hide my money abroad because I thought it was some kind of fucking cheat.
00:06:49.000So I went to Slovakia. I got a bank account, put my money in there.
00:06:51.000Everything was good. Then, Sunday night, I take some girl, the barmaid from the local club.
00:06:56.000I went out with her on a Sunday night.
00:07:31.000I was like, shh. And I know that anyone who knows gambling knows that this is called the Gambler's Style Seat, that just because it's happened to black a bunch, it doesn't make it any more likely to be red the next thing.
00:07:39.000It's still 50-50. But when you've seen black 11 times, you're like, surely it's gonna be red.
00:07:44.000So I'd already lost like four grand by then.
00:07:46.000I thought, fuck it, I'll get another three grand out, put three grand on red, black.
00:07:51.000The worst thing about this story is there was a point, I'm sitting there with my friend Nero, who's a fucking serious gambling addict, but gee, And he goes, it's gonna be 29 today.