Tate Speech - July 19, 2022


WE MISSED CHRISTMAS | Tate Confidential Ep. 22


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

160.20943

Word Count

1,530

Sentence Count

146

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

7


Summary

In this episode, Luke and Tristan tell the story of how they got lost in the snow and ended up stranded in the middle of no where they wanted to be on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, and how they managed to make it to Prague, Czech Republic in time for New Year's Eve. Also, Luke accidentally bought a Mercedes S63 AMG, and it's a good thing he didn't need it because that's what he bought it for, because it's the only car that allows him to see Stefan Strauss, a fictional person, and as we're driving through Germany, a snowstorm hits and we end up stuck in Hamburg, Germany for a few days. It's Christmas Eve in Germany and the snow is coming down hard, so we decided to take advantage of the fact that it's almost the end of the year and drive to Prague to celebrate the new year in the most Christmassy place we can be... Prague! Enjoy the story, and spread the word to your friends and family about what happened in the past year, and what's going to happen in the next year. XOXO, Luke, Tristan, and Luke. xoxo. Enjoy, and Happy Holidays! (and Happy New Year, everyone! - Luke and Luke, and the rest of the crew at the Roadhouse Crew) and stay safe, Merry Christmas and Happy New Years, and see you next year, Love Birds! Love ya. - EJ, EJ and Luke xOXO. - Luke, Luke & Tristan - P. and the Crew, Ej and the crew. (A.J. "The Crew" ( ) Thank you for listening to this episode of The Roadhouse Podcast! - Ej & the Crew! - TAYLOR ( ) and the team at the roadhouse crew! XO, P.A. ( ) - Luke & the crew & the guys at the Backroom Crew . (Tristan, Rachael ( ) ( ) Thank you so much for listening and supporting the podcast, and keeping us up to date with all the good vibes on this episode. . . . - Thank you all for your support and support us on the road! - Luke's back in Prague Prague, Prague, Poland, Prague Prague and the Czech Republic! - JUICY, Prague and Prague, I hope you like it's Christmasy!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 But I'm not a girl.
00:00:22.000 I'm a girl.
00:00:34.000 How many of you have ever seen a ghost?
00:00:38.000 Right, so...
00:00:40.000 Last year watching us, we were in Austin, Texas.
00:00:43.000 Holy shit, just pulled a...
00:00:46.000 You're right in their head.
00:00:48.000 Yeah, I've actually...
00:00:50.000 Alright man, it's gonna be...
00:01:00.000 Some beef and cheese, sir.
00:01:01.000 Do I need beef and cheese on it?
00:01:03.000 America obviously sucks.
00:01:06.000 And then we left Austin, Texas.
00:01:08.000 And that's where the run fall had to go on Christmas.
00:01:12.000 Runfold is a big, giant, scary guy, but he's obviously a family man.
00:01:15.000 He had to go home and do his Christmas thing.
00:01:18.000 So me and Tristan said, look, we ain't got Runfold, so let's not have too much fun, because we're not going to record any of it.
00:01:25.000 So anyway...
00:01:28.000 We woke up and accidentally bought a Mercedes S63 AMG. It happened.
00:01:32.000 We were walking down the street, tripped, oop, shit, car.
00:01:35.000 And we didn't need it because obviously we already have five cars, but we bought another one.
00:01:38.000 That's car number six. So we're cruising in our S63 and we're talking about how The Mercedes is the kind of car you can take to a business meeting.
00:01:55.000 You can't really... I mean, you can take your Aston to a business meeting with a British businessman.
00:01:59.000 If you were going to see Laura Sugar, you could take your Aston.
00:02:01.000 But you couldn't take your Aston to go see Stefan Strauss in Frankfurt, because the Germans would be unhappy.
00:02:07.000 You could go in a nice Mercedes.
00:02:08.000 So we're talking about how we finally have a car that allows us to see Stefan Strauss, which is obviously a fictional person.
00:02:13.000 And as we're saying this, we're driving past the Porsche carriage, and I said, could you take a nice Porsche to see Stefan's service?
00:02:19.000 And he goes, yeah, I think you could.
00:02:21.000 So we went in there and bought a horse.
00:02:23.000 So within 24 hours we bought two cars.
00:02:38.000 numbers.
00:02:39.000 So we're sitting in London, we have two cars, and we're trying not to have fun waiting for Runful.
00:02:44.000 So we decided to go out to the club.
00:02:48.000 Because when you don't want to have fun in England, you go clubbing.
00:02:50.000 Because it's not fun.
00:02:51.000 So we went out, and it was so awful.
00:03:06.000 It was so bad when we left the club at 2.30am.
00:03:09.000 We sat around and sobered up for an hour and a half, gotten both our cars and started driving towards Romania.
00:03:17.000 So we started driving to Romania, stopped in Paris, I whooped Luke's ass in the chest so he could school him up some.
00:03:28.000 Thank you.
00:03:30.000 We stayed in Paris for a few days, and then we realized, oh shit, because we don't normally pay attention to these kind of things, it's almost Christmas.
00:03:36.000 Christmas is a thing for everyone but us.
00:03:38.000 So we're like, oh fuck, it's Christmas, what are we going to do for Christmas?
00:03:40.000 And we decided to try and go to the most Christmassy place we could.
00:03:44.000 Which, in our minds, we decided to be somewhere in Czech Republic, Prague.
00:03:48.000 So we get to Germany, we're burning through Germany in our new Porsche, our new Mercedes, and a snowstorm hits.
00:03:54.000 So we ended up getting stuck in Hamburg, Germany.
00:04:05.000 We stayed in Hamburg for two days during the snow.
00:04:07.000 We spent Christmas Day A couple of people were rude to me.
00:04:55.000 Just like, they tried to tow my car because I parked in a disabled bay.
00:05:00.000 Like, they don't know I'm not disabled.
00:05:02.000 They don't know. Just because I ain't got a sticker, I'm going to fucking remove my car and curse and say we're a sticker.
00:05:06.000 Pussy ass. So I didn't really like that, so like, okay, fuck Germany.
00:05:09.000 But we're stuck in the snow, so we're going really, really slowly.
00:05:12.000 It was freezing cold.
00:05:15.000 Freezing cold and like fog.
00:05:17.000 You know that thick fog?
00:05:19.000 You're going 25 miles an hour on the motorway.
00:05:21.000 We have winter tires, but there's snow on the motorway.
00:05:24.000 It's fog. You're going 20 miles an hour.
00:05:25.000 We're getting nowhere. Eventually we got to Prague two days after Christmas.
00:05:30.000 So we're in Prague now. Prague, it's Christmasy. So we're in Prague, it's pretty cool, it's Christmasy.
00:05:52.000 We're sleeping to the concierge guy, we're like, what do we do New Year's Eve in Prague?
00:05:55.000 They say New Year's Eve in Prague is dry, everything's closed.
00:05:58.000 So now we've got to move on again, so we can't just chill.
00:06:00.000 So we're on the road, we're a road band, on the road, barely sleeping, just driving, driving, driving, driving.
00:06:06.000 So from Prague, we ended up to, we have some friends in Slovakia, and we decided to go to Slovakia to try In many days, there's a casino there that took all my money about six years ago.
00:06:22.000 Six years ago, I had about, I just fought and I had some money, I had about maybe 10,000 euro to my name.
00:06:30.000 And back then to me, I mean now, still it's a lot of money, 10 grand.
00:06:33.000 And when I say all my money, that was all my money.
00:06:37.000 And I'm sitting in England and I'm like, you know what?
00:06:38.000 I don't trust England anymore.
00:06:40.000 Fuck England. I want to leave eventually.
00:06:42.000 I'm going to go to Slovakia and start a Slovak bank account and put my money in there and hide my money abroad because I thought it was some kind of fucking cheat.
00:06:49.000 So I went to Slovakia. I got a bank account, put my money in there.
00:06:51.000 Everything was good. Then, Sunday night, I take some girl, the barmaid from the local club.
00:06:56.000 I went out with her on a Sunday night.
00:06:57.000 We went on a date for dinner.
00:06:59.000 She wouldn't bang. She goes home at 11.30.
00:07:01.000 11.30 is Sunday night. What's open?
00:07:03.000 Nothing. What's open?
00:07:06.000 Long story short, I lost all my money that night broke.
00:07:10.000 When I say all, I mean all growth.
00:07:13.000 Like, it was just, it was the worst luck.
00:07:17.000 Like, it's just like, how could I have lost that badly?
00:07:20.000 I was spinning, it was kind of going up and down, and then I lost a bunch.
00:07:23.000 And everything, I remember it had been black, like...
00:07:29.000 11 times in a row or something.
00:07:31.000 I was like, shh. And I know that anyone who knows gambling knows that this is called the Gambler's Style Seat, that just because it's happened to black a bunch, it doesn't make it any more likely to be red the next thing.
00:07:39.000 It's still 50-50. But when you've seen black 11 times, you're like, surely it's gonna be red.
00:07:44.000 So I'd already lost like four grand by then.
00:07:46.000 I thought, fuck it, I'll get another three grand out, put three grand on red, black.
00:07:49.000 I just got fucking wiped out.
00:07:51.000 The worst thing about this story is there was a point, I'm sitting there with my friend Nero, who's a fucking serious gambling addict, but gee, And he goes, it's gonna be 29 today.
00:08:00.000 Fucking fuck this casino number 29.
00:08:02.000 We put everything on fucking 29.
00:08:03.000 This is my last money, yeah?
00:08:05.000 We put it all on 29 and 29 hit.
00:08:07.000 Bro, I went from, bro, I was 800 short of my 10 grand.
00:08:12.000 I was down to a grand, 29 hit, I'm back at 9,200.
00:08:16.000 And instead of just accepting the 800 loss, children just going, you know what?
00:08:21.000 I lost 800, it's fine, I'm over it.
00:08:23.000 No. I'm like, nah, I'll get the last bit back.
00:08:27.000 Wiped out, bro. And when I lost that money, I had to borrow money for a flight home.
00:08:31.000 I couldn't pay in rent. I couldn't eat.
00:08:33.000 That was all my money.
00:08:35.000 It hurt me to my core.
00:08:37.000 Now, there's a lot of casinos I've been in.
00:08:38.000 You go in and I don't really know.
00:08:40.000 But with this casino, I know for a fact, I've been there once, but I lost 10 grand.
00:08:44.000 They owe me 10 grand. So for New Year's, I decided to go back to this town and get my fucking money back.
00:08:51.000 Now, on my Instagram story, the footage we're putting in here is stuff from my Instagram story.
00:08:55.000 Long story short, I got seven grand in my money back.
00:08:58.000 It was a pretty good fucking turnout.
00:09:01.000 Then I pissed off they saw me.
00:09:03.000 Because when I walked in there, the manager remembered me.
00:09:04.000 He goes, oh, a long time. And these stupid smiles.
00:09:06.000 I said, yeah, motherfucker, yeah. I walked out seven grand.
00:09:09.000 Now they only have three grand in my money.
00:09:12.000 So I got my money back in Slovakia with a G. Jumped in the wits.
00:09:16.000 Came back here to Bucharest Romania.
00:09:18.000 That's what we've been doing all this time.
00:09:19.000 None of it was filmed.
00:09:21.000 None of it. It was a road trip adventure.
00:09:24.000 Everything you can possibly think of that went wrong, went wrong.
00:09:27.000 Madness. And it would have been the best two weeks of series to take Confidential.
00:09:31.000 And literally, none of it was filmed.