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Where NOT to Go in Spain | TATE Confidential Ep. 7


Summary

In this episode of the FlyDreamers podcast, the boys try to find a way to get to the spa, but it turns out it's not as simple as it looks like it should be, and they have to take a drive to get there. Also, we learn that the spa is closed on Sunday, so we have to go to the one and only spa that's open on Sunday. And that's not even close to as easy as you might think! We also learn that you can drink and drive in Spain, which is a good thing, because the police are not here to save you from the drunks in the streets, they're here to protect you from them. And they're not here for you, you don't need to drink to drive, you need to drive to drink. And you can't drive if you're drunk, which means you're not drinking to drive. Enjoy the episode, and don't worry, we'll be back next week with a new episode of Flydreamers! - The Fly Dreamers Podcast. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. The Fly Dreams Crew. All rights reserved. Please do not use this music on this episode unless otherwise specified. We do not own the rights to any of this music used in this episode. This episode was produced, produced, written or produced or produced by us. or any other music used without permission. Thank you for the use of any other than our own music, other than that of our own producers. If you enjoyed this episode, please please leave us a review or review and/or a review, we do not claim any other credit. we are working with a third party, other such credit for this episode in any of the music used, we are not compensated for the music is being used in the episode. Thank you in any way possible. - Thank you, we thank you for your support is being compensated for this podcast, we appreciate the support we've received. and we appreciate it. It's a very much appreciated, we really much appreciated. -- Thank you so much, it really means a lot. , we really appreciate it, really really appreciates the support, it's very much appreciates it, thank you, very much, really means it's a lot, really appreciative.


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:03.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:21.000 But I'm not a girl.
00:00:23.000 I'm a girl.
00:00:36.000 Thanks for watching!
00:00:39.000 I should be in Valencia.
00:00:41.000 This morning Andrew said, would you like to take a little...
00:00:43.000 Por favor, no molesting.
00:00:46.000 No molesting. I thought everything was supposed to be free in this socialist shit hole.
00:01:45.000 They can pay to drive.
00:01:47.000 Yeah, don't worry, I'll talk to the guy who speaks Spanish.
00:01:51.000 EspaƱa es una sociedad falida.
00:02:14.000 We should give something back.
00:02:16.000 Listen, no need to be a little baby Mike.
00:02:19.000 Snacks.
00:02:20.000 What does it say on the box?
00:02:21.000 Right here.
00:02:22.000 Which one is it?
00:02:23.000 It's in the fucking snacks room.
00:02:26.000 Snack it up. I need more of these.
00:02:34.000 I'm going to teach you a new lesson by taking the opposite of the drivers.
00:02:38.000 It's called a...
00:02:41.000 Now we're talking.
00:02:45.000 A screwdriver, some more, some more.
00:02:49.000 It's really funny.
00:02:59.000 Oh Oh Hey, bye dude. Hello? No. Oh wait.
00:03:10.000 Oh no...
00:03:12.000 I'm going to get a new camera.
00:03:57.000 That's not fair, Chios. Just a member of all your fucking bitches.
00:04:01.000 Forget the eyeball fucking gin and tonics.
00:04:06.000 Here, Mike, you're drinking with me.
00:04:09.000 Can't drink alone is bad luck.
00:04:12.000 Can't have a gin and tonic or I'll have a whiskey and cola.
00:04:15.000 What coke? Cola.
00:04:18.000 Cheers, Mike. Cheers, man.
00:04:19.000 Enjoy your drive, Andrew. It's fantastic.
00:04:29.000 Isn't that crime? Not bad, I don't like whiskey.
00:04:33.000 I know, it's perfectly mixed, isn't it?
00:04:35.000 Fucking hell. Splash of lemon.
00:04:38.000 I'll crack you open a G&T. Are you scared of that happening?
00:04:42.000 That you're gonna drink this drink and you're gonna crash and die because of the drink.
00:04:46.000 Have a fucking drink.
00:04:48.000 I don't want a drink. I wanted one.
00:04:49.000 I would drink it. So you don't want a nice cold gin and tonic.
00:04:54.000 Let me review it. Let's see how refreshing it is every day.
00:05:00.000 Oh, that's a beautiful mix of G&T. Try a sip of that.
00:05:06.000 Oh, you don't want it, do you?
00:05:08.000 It's about refreshing, actually. Don't lie to yourself.
00:05:11.000 I'll never tell her. We're going to kill us because we're hydrogen and tonic.
00:05:15.000 It's impossible. What better beverage to drink while driving across Spain than a hydrogen and tonic?
00:05:20.000 I know! Keep it sharp, keep it focused.
00:05:23.000 I can't think of any drink which would be encouraged by the Spanish police force to a higher regard than a refreshing cold GMT. I know.
00:05:34.000 It's the Spanish way, it's the continental way.
00:05:36.000 Absolutely. Cheers. Drink up, Mike.
00:05:41.000 There's no free pass on this one.
00:05:42.000 And the Benidorm. The height of class.
00:05:46.000 And you can drink and drive. You can drink and film.
00:05:48.000 Booze and cruise. Exactly.
00:05:50.000 I like to drive my booze and cruise.
00:05:54.000 Hello. Hi.
00:05:56.000 EspaƱa es una sociedad falida.
00:06:00.000 Thank you. See?
00:06:03.000 See my fucking balls.
00:06:05.000 I'm sure.
00:06:06.000 That's the chat where I command you on.
00:06:15.000 Tap. Tap. Use the tick-tock to tap the gears in.
00:06:18.000 That's how all the pros do it. That's how they do it in the F1.
00:06:22.000 Real private.
00:06:23.000 I'm gonna go pay for my waste.
00:06:26.000 EspaƱa es un sociedad falida.
00:06:33.000 I'm pronouncing it right.
00:06:35.000 So I guess after the big chunks of pints.
00:06:43.000 Go to www.Flydreamers.com Go cart. Google go cart and find a way.
00:06:46.000 Closed Sunday. Same as the spa was closed.
00:06:56.000 Failed society.
00:06:58.000 That's on Sunday things are closed.
00:07:00.000 And this famous spa hotel had to be closed on Sunday.
00:07:04.000 On all days, Sunday's the day we want to go to the fucking spa.
00:07:08.000 Failed society.
00:07:10.000 Actually quite nice.
00:07:12.000 Little baby.
00:07:24.000 Good girl.
00:07:26.000 Okay, so what did you say?
00:07:36.000 Hello, I'm interested in the Segway tour for four people.
00:07:38.000 Sorry, only available tomorrow.
00:07:41.000 Also on Wednesday.
00:07:44.000 I'll respond to him, don't worry.
00:07:47.000 I know Spanish.
00:07:48.000 I hope he gets the message.
00:07:52.000 I'm walking.
00:07:55.000 Can we go upstairs?
00:07:56.000 Yeah.
00:07:57.000 Upstairs in the restaurant.
00:07:59.000 Yeah.
00:08:00.000 In the restaurant, it's from 7 o'clock.
00:08:02.000 Open for 7?
00:08:03.000 Yeah.
00:08:04.000 Failed society.
00:08:05.000 Yeah, we have a bar if you want to do something, it's okay.
00:08:09.000 A bar?
00:08:10.000 Alright, just say the bar will come back in 20 minutes.
00:08:13.000 Yeah?
00:08:14.000 Yeah, right here.
00:08:15.000 Alright, tell you tomorrow. I'm not gonna come in.
00:08:17.000 20 minutes ago, we went to check in.
00:08:20.000 She said it's going to take a little bit to check in three minutes.
00:08:22.000 Let me see. 22 minutes, I went over there.
00:08:26.000 Are you ready? Not yet.
00:08:27.000 still frantically pressing buttons on a computer.
00:08:29.000 We finished our work, which is classified.
00:08:40.000 We're in Benidorm, which is obviously famous for its top quality nightclub.
00:08:45.000 In 1975.
00:08:47.000 The best of Britain come here.
00:08:49.000 They don't. They're scum of England.
00:08:52.000 I think we go out and make Mike drink until he throws up.
00:08:57.000 Mike is my bad luck charm.
00:08:58.000 In a place like Benidorm, as terrible as it is, it's going to be far worse than Mike.
00:09:05.000 Sorry, Mike. As you know, Andrew and myself are classy guys.
00:09:09.000 Classy millennials are hanging out in the finest places.
00:09:12.000 However, English people have a reputation for when they go on holiday, becoming the biggest scumbags on Earth.
00:09:19.000 And we're in scumbag-centric.
00:09:21.000 So tonight, I'm going to show you how English people do holidays in Bellador.
00:09:26.000 I'm not a millionaire tonight.
00:09:27.000 I'm not just a tape.
00:09:28.000 I'm not classy. I'm English.
00:09:31.000 Prepare yourself. That looks scary.
00:09:38.000 Remember this move from the EasyJet flight.
00:09:40.000 Works so well in New England.
00:09:44.000 Spain's failed society.
00:09:47.000 Back in the day, EasyJet didn't use to issue seat numbers.
00:09:50.000 You used to have to get on the plane and just sit down where you liked.
00:09:53.000 So me and Andrew would sit in the back with a seat in between us and look big and mean like this.
00:09:59.000 And every single time, unless the flight was totally fully booked, no one would sit in the middle of us and we got extra space.
00:10:05.000 That was our move.
00:10:07.000 We're poor today.
00:10:08.000 300 euros alcohol.
00:10:10.000 I'm going to get a drink.
00:10:40.000 He does think he's boss. He's stuck up.
00:10:43.000 He's stuck up. He looks a bit stuck up.
00:10:46.000 He's only boss from Romania.
00:10:49.000 He's stuck up. That's a big one.
00:10:52.000 We want that one. No one's married, but he's married.
00:10:55.000 I know, but I am too. That one's stuck up.
00:10:57.000 We need to wake up. I don't fucking have to say anything.
00:11:05.000 I bought the 50.
00:11:18.000 I have the 50 cent.
00:11:24.000 I do worry. Get your ass out!
00:11:32.000 I'm gonna get your ass out!
00:11:35.000 Thank you, thank you. He understood it was time to get a tick.
00:11:38.000 He used to give me what I desire.
00:11:42.000 Don't worry, don't worry, I am worried.
00:11:48.000 Germany is a failed society.
00:11:50.000 I've never been to Germany.
00:11:51.000 Don't go, that's it. Worst history in Europe.
00:11:53.000 Who do you get in the next year? I'm not in the next year.
00:11:57.000 I'm just putting this anywhere.
00:12:00.000 I see you later.
00:12:02.000 See you and it's Tuesday.
00:12:07.000 I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:12:11.000 Well, dream more or I'm gonna fit in.
00:12:13.000 Why don't you ladies finish your puns?
00:12:15.000 You're getting embarrassing.
00:12:17.000 I voted against this shit.
00:12:18.000 Just on the fucking record shit.
00:12:21.000 The worst night of my life.
00:12:24.000 Horrible. Mike's having a good time.
00:12:29.000 At least...
00:12:31.000 I'm visiting the fuck man zoo.
00:12:33.000 What a break he's making.
00:12:40.000 No, those things look like they're sliding around.
00:12:42.000 There's a single metal bar running from top to bottom.
00:12:45.000 Guaranteed, those things just made to the illusion of...
00:12:47.000 Oh, there's a circle. Oh, really?
00:12:50.000 I'm not a walker.
00:12:52.000 I'm a waver.
00:12:54.000 That's it. That's it.
00:12:58.000 Thank you.
00:13:00.000 Thank you.
00:13:02.000 We're the Magic Spaniards.
00:13:07.000 Are you afraid?
00:13:13.000 He's afraid
00:13:15.000 Oh
00:14:01.000 Play the funny For five minutes I had fun in there.
00:14:09.000 For five minutes. Very ironically.
00:14:12.000 Everyone else was there actually having a good time.
00:14:16.000 It was like a joke.
00:14:17.000 But they're all like, actually enjoying it.
00:14:21.000 Jesus Christ.