Tate Speech - WOMEN's DRAMA on HIDDEN CAMERA | Tate Confidential Ep. 1

My brother stole a car from Switzerland and drove it across two international borders to Luxembourg, and now he doesn't know what he's gonna do with it. I'm not sure if he's going to get it back or not, but it's not like he can't just hand it back to the rental company, right? No, he's not going to give it back. He's just going to drive it back, and then he'll get arrested for stealing because he's in the wrong place, and they won't let him have it back because it's in Luxembourg. I don't know if he'll make it back in time for Christmas, but I'm sure he'll figure out a way to get the car back before it's too late. Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year, everyone! I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and a happy new year, and Merry New Year. XOXO, EJ & Tate xoxo - EJ's new song is called "Happy Holidays" and is out there on the internet now. It's out on the interwebs and it's a beautiful song called "A Christmas Carol" by Ed Sheeran. You should listen to it if you haven't already, it's so good. I love you, you deserve it. -EJ's music is so beautiful and beautiful, you're a beautiful soul. -Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! -P.S. -Tate xo - Ej's new album is out now! - I'm working on a new album out now, so don't forget to check it out! -Ezra - I'll be posting it out soon! -PODCASTING - PODCAST - SONGS - P.B. - POOOTY - POTTER - PANDORA - PORTAL - PASTORA - BOBBY - BONUS EPISODES - CHEERIE - PICK ME OUTS - DADDY - BABY - GAYLE - BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, BABBY'S - GASK ME OUT! - PORCH - GIV ME A KELLYANCHOR - I'S SONG - GOT A KISS ME A LITTLE AND I LOVE ME TALKING ABOUT IT'S NOT THAT EASY! -BECAUSE HE'S A GOOD FRIENDS AND I'M NOT SORRY ABOUT IT?

00:00:01.000 Good shot there from Tate!

00:00:03.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.

00:00:21.000 But I'm not a girl.

00:00:23.000 I'm a girl.

00:00:37.000 you Ahhhh!

00:00:42.000 Can you miss me? 0.99

00:00:45.000 Luxembourg is a failed society!

00:00:48.000 The end of the first part.

00:00:50.000 It's not that easy.

00:00:52.000 It's not that easy.

00:00:54.000 I...

00:00:56.000 Today, my brother stole a car.

00:01:05.000 He stole a car from Switzerland and he made me drive it across two international borders to Luxembourg.

00:01:11.000 And now I don't know what he's gonna do.

00:01:12.000 I didn't steal a car.

00:01:14.000 I rented a car from Geneva Airport.

00:01:16.000 And they told me that all the convertibles have to be returned to Geneva.

00:01:19.000 Cannot return them anywhere else in Europe because they need the convertibles in Switzerland.

00:01:23.000 I don't know why people have to drive around the Alps with a convertible.

00:01:26.000 So when I rented the car, I told them I'd return to the airport.

00:01:28.000 I decided to change my mind and decided I had to come here to Luxembourg.

00:01:32.000 I called 6th and told them I was going to come to Luxembourg.

00:01:35.000 They said, that's not allowed.

00:01:36.000 I said, well, what happens if I do it?

00:01:37.000 They said, you can't do that.

00:01:39.000 You have to return to Geneva.

00:01:40.000 That's technically stealing. It's not stealing the car if I give them the car back.

00:01:44.000 So I'm going to drive to 6th in Luxembourg.

00:01:47.000 I'm going to hand them the keys.

00:01:48.000 I'm going to walk out. And then I can't get arrested for stealing because I ain't got the car.

00:01:51.000 I've given it back to the company. Perhaps in the wrong place, but I still give it back.

00:01:55.000 And they arrest you, I will laugh. No one can do shit to me. 1.00

00:02:05.000 I'm the underboss of this I've seen you get arrested. I'm an international criminal. 1.00

00:02:10.000 I've seen you get arrested plenty of times. 1.00

00:02:12.000 Listen, sixth fucking rental car are like a conglomerate. 1.00

00:02:17.000 They're huge. They've got from America to fucking Hong Kong. 1.00

00:02:20.000 I've moved their car from Geneva to Luxembourg. 0.98

00:02:23.000 I'm sure they'll negotiate the situation and get it back. 1.00

00:02:25.000 Fuck them. I fucking tried to be reasonable on the phone and said, no, I'm dropping off in Luxembourg. 1.00

00:02:30.000 You can't, you can't. 1.00

00:02:31.000 Like, bitch, I can do what the fuck I want. 1.00

00:02:32.000 I don't listen to women. Well, we're not driving back. 1.00

00:02:35.000 I don't listen to the women I have sex with. 1.00

00:02:37.000 So why am I going to listen to the woman on the phone? 1.00

00:02:40.000 Some idiot, on minimum wage, trying to control my life. 1.00

00:02:44.000 You can be a 10 out of 10 beauty queen with big ass titties and you can't control my life. 1.00

00:02:49.000 I'm going to listen to the fucking whoopee who won't even suck me off. 1.00

00:02:53.000 No thanks. I have a bad feeling that the, uh, office is in the airport. 1.00

00:03:04.000 Well, it's an adventure at least.

00:03:07.000 Now, do we have anything in this car?

00:03:09.000 They're trying to hide from me.

00:03:11.000 They're hiding with a staff.

00:03:13.000 And they're reprimanding. They're about to receive.

00:03:15.000 They're not hiding. I think it's your car from Sucson in my truck, please.

00:03:20.000 Why? Don't you physically hold me?

00:03:22.000 The only bet it would take to physically hold the box out of this is the key box.

00:03:26.000 Why don't we just put the keys in the key box on the left?

00:03:31.000 It's an option. It just feels like I want to confront them and tell them what I did.

00:03:36.000 What about stairs?

00:03:38.000 Good idea.

00:03:39.000 She knew the box.

00:03:40.000 I'm after her.

00:03:41.000 I scared you, Andrew.

00:03:55.000 They ran away. 1.00

00:03:58.000 What kind of bullshit comes from you? 1.00

00:04:02.000 They're afraid of me. 1.00

00:04:03.000 What about that man actually wanted to run the fucking car? 1.00

00:04:05.000 They knew all about the television. 1.00

00:04:08.000 They're pussies. 1.00

00:04:14.000 They knew I was about to tell them. I stole your car from Switzerland, but I'm giving it to you so you can't call the police. 1.00

00:04:18.000 They should be open. Keybox.

00:04:22.000 Buckle. You can't put the fucking keys in the keybox. 1.00

00:04:26.000 Keys in the keybox in the wrong country. 1.00

00:04:27.000 Banned sixth from accessing money to my bank.

00:04:31.000 Never do business with them again. Let's go.

00:04:35.000 Keybox. Thank you.

00:04:42.000 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

00:04:48.000 Thank you! You're welcome.

00:04:50.000 Oh, we broke into one of those.

00:05:08.000 Here we go.

00:05:12.000 Key box.

00:05:14.000 Thank you.

00:05:20.000 you you Cheer six. 1.00

00:05:26.000 Weird fucking car. 1.00

00:05:28.000 I'm gonna die here. 1.00

00:05:30.000 Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss. 0.99

00:05:34.000 Do you miss me?

00:05:36.000 English only. 0.99

00:05:42.000 So today my brother got fucked. 0.99

00:05:44.000 What he did was he thought he was clever and wanted to get a t-shirt and a pair of pants washed. 0.99

00:05:48.000 So he took a taxi to the laundromat yesterday, dropped it off, and the taxi back.

00:05:53.000 100 euros. 18 euros to get the clothes washed.

00:05:56.000 Then did the same taxi one today.

00:05:59.000 218 euros to wash like 50 euros worth of clothes. 0.99

00:06:02.000 He could have just bought the fucking clothes again. 1.00

00:06:04.000 It's ridiculous. And he's not even ashamed of himself. 1.00

00:06:06.000 He's pretending it's a good thing.

00:06:08.000 Terrible. My brother's wrong.

00:06:11.000 Luxembourg is actually officially the most expensive place I've ever been.

00:06:14.000 Here's my taxi receipt.

00:06:15.000 It's 72 euro to go 6 kilometers, which is about 10 minutes to the laundromat.

00:06:22.000 It's 72 euro to come back, and it was 18 euro to wash it, and then I'd go collect it again, which was 72 euro, and 72 euro to come back.

00:06:29.000 So we can do that math off the top of my head.

00:06:30.000 What's 72 times 4?

00:06:32.000 Really? 144? Come on.

00:06:34.000 No, that's 72 times 2. That's 72 times 4.

00:06:36.000 288. 288 plus 20.

00:06:38.000 So it's cost me 308 euros to wash a t-shirt and a pair of trousers that cost me maybe 40 euros.

00:06:45.000 Not including the drinks we've had here, the coffees.

00:06:49.000 We had dinner. We didn't do anything extravagant.

00:06:51.000 But in total, including hotel rooms, I've spent 6,000 euros in two days in Luxembourg.

00:06:57.000 Just sleeping, eating, and washing some clothes.

00:07:00.000 You can accuse him of being with girls.

00:07:03.000 Most of the time you're right.

00:07:04.000 But this time you're wrong. This girl he did not see.

00:07:07.000 Then why is she told me that they are together?

00:07:10.000 Because everyone wants to be with a Tate.

00:07:12.000 It's normal. Every girl wants to be with the king. 0.66

00:07:15.000 No, not everyone. Yeah, everyone.

00:07:17.000 Oh, not everyone. She's acting bad while she's here in my hotel room having sex with me. 1.00

00:07:21.000 Exactly. Just like... 0.99

00:07:23.000 Last night it was...

00:07:28.000 I didn't say this.

00:07:32.000 So no, this girl he didn't do.

00:07:34.000 No, he's innocent. This girl, no.

00:07:36.000 Okay, I trust him. Thank you.

00:07:38.000 I will never speak to you again.

00:07:39.000 I'm sorry, baby. Yeah, you're fucking right, you're sorry. 0.95

00:07:42.000 There we go. Vindication. 0.98

00:07:44.000 That's how you do it, Mike. Do you know what I mean?

00:07:47.000 Because I told you if I fucked her, I would say, yeah, I fucked her. 1.00

00:07:49.000 Up the ass, upside down, doggy style, on the floor. 1.00

00:07:52.000 I would tell you everything. I never fucked her. 1.00

00:07:54.000 I met her twice. Proved it. I said, how many times do we meet? 1.00

00:07:58.000 Only two? She was like, I think yes, haha, but we didn't sleep.

00:08:01.000 I know it 100%.

00:08:02.000 I said, I know it too.

00:08:05.000 Fish? Yes.

00:08:08.000 She's just mad though.

00:08:09.000 She's apologizing, but she's mad that she's wrong.

00:08:11.000 Isn't that crazy? Because she told me you were with six?

00:08:14.000 Mike told me he fucked your mom. 1.00

00:08:16.000 Six months? 1.00

00:08:18.000 Yeah. Mike told me he fucked your mom 20 years ago, so he might be your dad. 1.00

00:08:25.000 Daddy Mike. You've got to call him Big Daddy Mike. 1.00

00:08:29.000 Big Daddy Mike. Yeah, Big Daddy Mike.

00:08:30.000 I don't care what people say.

00:08:32.000 This is women. Okay, if you don't care, then why? 1.00

00:08:35.000 No, this is a lesson about women. This is a lesson about women, let me tell you. 1.00

00:08:39.000 If this girl said, yes, Tristan, you fucked me, she would be happy that she's right. 1.00

00:08:45.000 I didn't fuck her and she's angry because she's wrong. 1.00

00:08:48.000 She's angry I did not fuck this girl. 1.00

00:08:51.000 Here's the answer. Next time I'll fuck her. 1.00

00:08:54.000 Every time she says, did you fuck this girl, fuck them. 1.00

00:08:57.000 Okay, next time you say, did you fuck this girl, if I didn't, I will fuck them first. 1.00

00:09:01.000 Then you're always right, baby. 1.00

00:09:02.000 Four of them. Then you're always right.

00:09:03.000 Yeah. You're mad that I didn't fuck her because you're wrong and I'm right. 0.99

00:09:07.000 Is that how women are? These people, I'm glad our relationship doesn't have these problems. 1.00

00:09:11.000 Me and you, we're different.

00:09:12.000 We don't have none of these issues, do we, baby? 1.00

00:09:16.000 I don't fuck you. Except for the pool above. 1.00

00:09:19.000 Then things change. I don't want to be near you.

00:09:21.000 Oh, baby.

00:09:24.000 That's not what you do at night.

00:09:25.000 At night, do you know what she does? She attacks me. 0.99

00:09:28.000 Koala bears me. I can't even move.

00:09:30.000 I can't even breathe.

00:09:31.000 Today is different than yesterday.

00:09:33.000 Oh, okay.

00:09:34.000 We'll leave it at that.

00:09:35.000 La la la la la. 0.62

00:09:37.000 It's the one and only D.C. Double G.

00:09:39.000 The reason we're even in Luxembourg in the first place is because this is where a supercar rally begins. 0.99

00:09:45.000 Now every fucking year, Andrew drags me on one of these stupid supercar rallies where we start in one city and go somewhere else in Europe. 0.98

00:09:52.000 This one we've actually helped organize and ends in Bucharest. 0.99

00:09:55.000 But if you don't know this about me, I have had three serious car crashes in my life.

00:10:00.000 One almost killed me, and one permanently injured my shoulder and finished my kickboxing career.

00:10:05.000 So I am a nervous passenger. 0.94

00:10:07.000 I fucking hate sitting in cars when I'm not driving them myself. 0.96

00:10:11.000 So me and Andrew have decided on this supercar rally that we're gonna flip a coin for who drives at every single stop. 0.99

00:10:17.000 I better be driving or I'm gonna be complaining a fucking lot. 0.97

00:10:37.000 Huh? Huh? 0.99

Tate Speech - July 18, 2022

WOMEN's DRAMA on HIDDEN CAMERA | Tate Confidential Ep. 1

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