The Alex Jones Show Live - November 12, 2026


Bowne Report： Demon Influencers Eat Your Mind

FULL ALEX JONES SHOW — 11⧸10⧸26 📉Jensen Huang's Affair With A Chinese Spy Causes Nvidia To Lose Over $490 Billion!

Episode Stats


Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

184.82

Word count

1,638

Sentence count

71

Harmful content

Misogyny

23

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Toxicity

12

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Hate speech

8

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Transcript

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00:00:00 i'm summoning laura loomer from hell
00:00:10 i know that i am the person who informed the president of everything that tucker
00:00:17 carlson and megan kelly and candace owens and alex jones were saying about him and despite
00:00:22 preparing a lot of these reports for the white house it's my understanding a lot of this information
00:00:26 was not given to him or explained to him in full,
00:00:30 which is alarming because you have to ask yourself
00:00:32 who surrounding the president
00:00:34 is serving as a gatekeeper for the woke Reich. 1.00
00:00:36 Laura Loomer, who I called a human vending machine. 1.00
00:00:40 I know a bunch of talk show hosts 1.00
00:00:41 that she tried to recruit to work for Chevron, 0.99
00:00:45 the Ukrainians, you name it.
00:00:47 So I knew six months ago, 0.96
00:00:48 she was just taking money from everybody. 1.00
00:00:49 She famously ate dog food for like 50 bucks on air 1.00
00:00:53 and said how good it tasted.
00:00:55 She said she was taking a two-month hiatus.
00:00:57 Of course, she didn't.
00:00:57 Everything she says is a lie. 0.92
00:00:59 This woman has her psychiatrist on speed dial. 0.97
00:01:03 She's indicative of everything wrong with society. 1.00
00:01:05 She is the biggest disgusting whore in politics. 1.00
00:01:10 And I'm not just saying that as a pejorative. 1.00
00:01:13 Let me be precise and specific.
00:01:14 What do I mean by that? 1.00
00:01:16 She will do anything for money, anything. 1.00
00:01:20 She will do anything for money. 0.96
00:01:23 She will do anything to rub shoulders with influential people. 1.00
00:01:27 She will do anything for influence. 1.00
00:01:29 She is a paid mouth for hire. 0.69
00:01:34 MAGA loyalist Laura Loomer announced Tuesday she's taking a break from her political podcast
00:01:37 just days after launching into a furious social media tirade over the Republicans crushing
00:01:42 defeat in the midterm elections, saying, quote, I'm taking a hiatus from my show at Loomer
00:01:47 Unleashed.
00:01:48 How did I not realize her name like her show is Loomer Unleashed?
00:01:53 I've never realized that.
00:01:56 Like, you understand how funny that is, right?
00:02:00 That she...
00:02:01 Yeah, but yeah, let me go with body language here. 1.00
00:02:03 Let me go with body language here.
00:02:04 Okay, I want to see, what's your interpretation of this?
00:02:06 Should we play the video?
00:02:06 She looks extremely satisfied.
00:02:08 I believe she's been given a major White House position.
00:02:11 You know what I think the White House position is?
00:02:13 White House warns conservative groups
00:02:14 it's monitoring their statements. 0.99
00:02:16 Exactly, and that's her thing. 0.74
00:02:18 She's the Darth Vader that hunts us down.
00:02:20 Oh, we're so scared.
00:02:22 Worst move.
00:02:22 You heard it here first.
00:02:23 I agree.
00:02:24 She is going to be the new thought police, ministry of truth, like the Democrats with 1.00
00:02:28 that crazy lady that would sing. 0.96
00:02:29 Oh, information laundering is really quite ferocious. 0.93
00:02:32 It's when a huckster takes some lies and makes them sound precocious by saying them
00:02:36 in Congress for a mainstream outlet service.
00:02:39 Information's origin seems likely less atrocious.
00:02:42 Let's go now to the video.
00:02:44 Here is Laura Loomer solemnly announcing her retirement from her show, Loomer Off the
00:02:50 Leash.
00:02:50 Let's watch.
00:02:51 Hey, everybody.
00:02:52 laura loomer here now that the 2026 midterm elections are finally behind us i'm taking a
00:02:58 brief hiatus from my show loomer unleashed i'm getting married and i want to give this exciting
00:03:03 part of my life the time that it deserves as i've spent a lot of time fighting for she's actually
00:03:06 getting married she actually is leaving to get married is she getting married to chudley the
00:03:12 magotard is this the match made in heaven is this the man she's been waiting for oh my god the
00:03:21 beautiful bride and the handsome groom it is a match made in heaven congratulations laura mazel
00:03:27 tov laura loomer said it america needs another 9-11 oh she got oh i hope i hope there's a new
00:03:34 9-11 oh that'll israeli intelligence people are saying that so they're even telling you false
00:03:39 flags yes they want it you can vote for anything you want and you can get your politicians to say
00:03:43 anything they want and you can be really excited about the thing that they say but you can't
00:03:48 actually have that thing certainly not if you're a conservative you can't have it if you're conservative
00:03:52 if you're a liberal if you're a progressive democrat something like that then you can
00:03:57 actually get what you want whether or not your people are in power it turns out because you hold
00:04:01 all the power for some reason turns out government does what government does and it just kind of
00:04:04 moves down the line the interest and i have an interest only because i used to work in federal
00:04:08 government so i'm fascinated by what our federal government does but they've proven to us that
00:04:12 they're not gonna listen to you i want to be left alone but if you let laura loomer and uh that 1.00
00:04:20 israeli operatives sit there and chew on me like i'm some chew toy i'm done because you're an idiot 1.00
00:04:26 you think i've been attacking you for years buddy i've been trying to defend you for years 1.00
00:04:31 so i'll tell you one more time do not cross that line leave me alone you ought to kiss oh oh oh 0.79
00:04:39 Jones would be on my side if I talked to him.
00:04:42 I haven't tried to talk to you.
00:04:43 I don't even return your phone calls, Trump.
00:04:45 You know that.
00:04:46 I didn't take your invites.
00:04:47 I don't want to be around what you're involved in, buddy. 0.99
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