The Alex Jones Show Live - October 04, 2026


Dave Chappelle Hold My Beer!

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Length

5 minutes

Words per minute

179.85

Word count

1,075

Sentence count

43

Harmful content

Hate speech

5

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00:00:00.000 A co-pilot stabbed a pilot on a Fly Dubai flight, but who hasn't thought of stabbing their co-worker?
00:00:05.460 Fly Dubai, the only airline that presses you to make a purchase, Dubai, Dubai now,
00:00:09.560 had a flight from Dubai, a city in the UAE, going to Tel Aviv, a city in the United States.
00:00:14.900 And mid-flight, the co-pilot starts stabbing the pilot, because I guess he lost the bet.
00:00:20.180 And I looked up where this co-pilot was from, and I was like, oh man, because he's from Oman.
00:00:26.140 and that's peculiar because Israel has a list of countries they do not allow pilots to fly
00:00:31.280 flights to their cities from. Israel has an approved pilots list. It's called the EPSI list.
00:00:37.260 That's a joke if you want it to be. He's stabbing the pilot who continues to fly the plane because
00:00:42.460 he's Indian, overachiever. The plane then falls 17,000 feet, which ruins someone's chances of 1.00
00:00:48.020 being in the Mile High Club for sure. And so a Mossad agent, sorry, an Israeli passenger gets up 0.69
00:00:52.060 and miraculously saves the day.
00:00:54.700 So he runs to the cockpit.
00:00:55.900 He sees this fight, a cockfight,
00:00:57.480 and he stops it from happening.
00:00:59.180 And apparently he was able to fly the plane himself
00:01:01.820 because he says he learned how to fly planes
00:01:03.860 by watching a TV show,
00:01:05.540 which is ironically what I feel like we're in right now. 0.97
00:01:08.100 A bunch of Israeli passengers got up
00:01:09.340 and restrained the co-pilot,
00:01:10.800 which is amazing what they can do
00:01:11.780 when they don't use bombs.
00:01:13.000 And it takes a village to not bomb a village.
00:01:16.420 The plane gets grounded in Saudi Arabia, 0.88
00:01:18.540 which is nice to see the Saudis grounding a plane
00:01:20.100 and not flying it into buildings.
00:01:22.060 what 25 years too soon the hero who landed the plane goes to see netanyahu immediately because
00:01:28.000 what better way to ruin your high um he went still with the blood on his shirt it's fitting that he
00:01:32.180 went to see netanyahu with the blood on his shirt because netanyahu still has blood on his hands
00:01:34.880 and uh just a day ago netanyahu went to the uae to give a speech on how he's predicting that iran
00:01:42.140 is going to do a terror attack on israel and the next day it happens based out of the uae this guy's
00:01:46.200 always one step ahead dude he predicted 9-11 six years before it happened not even the hijackers
00:01:51.020 knew about it that long. Even when Charlie Kirk got shot, or I say shot, within minutes, Netanyahu
00:01:55.420 tweeted, RIP Charlie Kirk. We're like, he's not even dead yet. He's like, oops, you know, I'm just
00:01:59.560 saying, if you don't have money to see a psychic, Netanyahu's a good alternative. And then Trump 0.74
00:02:03.380 hears it and tells the story. He's like, there was about to be a terror attack on the plane. And then
00:02:06.380 the guy stopped him and Indian guy, nice guy, Indian guy, nice guy. He asked Trump, they're like,
00:02:09.780 how did you hear about it? He's like, well, Bibi told me. Like, are you kidding me? Your source was
00:02:13.260 trust me, bro, Bibi. There's a lot of weird things about this. Since 9-11, most commercial airlines
00:02:18.080 have a steel door that does not allow passengers to break through it.
00:02:21.800 But apparently Fly Dubai did not do buy one, okay?
00:02:24.420 When Fly Dubai released the information about what happened,
00:02:26.700 they called it an altercation,
00:02:27.780 which maybe helps them not give refunds.
00:02:29.400 I don't know, okay?
00:02:30.600 But they called it an altercation,
00:02:32.400 and Israeli media and intelligence immediately called it a terror attack.
00:02:35.420 I'm just saying it's a lot of information.
00:02:37.160 Oh, man.
00:02:38.580 I admit, like, it could be real.
00:02:40.180 It also could be a false flag, but Israel would never do that, okay?
00:02:43.220 But my gut tells me it's for sure a ploy to sell more Dubai chocolate.
00:02:48.080 thank you guys for laughing at that when people don't laugh at my jokes it feels like god is
00:02:52.720 scouting me but god is my co-pilot so oh man i've been watching that guy like two years we
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