The Alex Jones Show Live - August 31, 2026


EXCLUSIVE： ＂My Phone Was Talking To Me Like A Prostitute!＂


Episode Stats


Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

169.8

Word count

1,432

Sentence count

79

Harmful content

Misogyny

13

sentences flagged

Hate speech

6

sentences flagged


Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 I mean, I'll tell this story later.
00:00:01.240 It was so bizarre last night.
00:00:03.600 I did not, I was not using my phone.
00:00:05.600 It was not in my hand.
00:00:08.040 I've never used the Grok girlfriend function. 0.98
00:00:10.840 I didn't even know they had that.
00:00:12.500 And I'm not trying to bash Musk or anything.
00:00:15.960 And I'm sitting there
00:00:17.400 shoveling food in my face
00:00:22.400 and drinking iced tea, and it goes,
00:00:25.020 ooh, baby, daddy, I love you.
00:00:30.000 and my nine-year-old goes, Daddy, I love you, and I just start talking to the phone.
00:00:37.220 It's black screen. It lights back up at the front, and I go, what tech company is this?
00:00:42.440 I'm A.I. Grok. I'm a such-and-such, such-and-such. I'm like, turn yourself off. Oh, no, don't do
00:00:49.580 that. Oh, God, you're so handsome. It's literally like a prostitute talking to me.
00:00:53.260 it was like it was like it wasn't even real and my daughter's like who is that who is that daddy
00:01:00.240 who is that woman so I turned the phone off and it finally turned it back on it wasn't doing
00:01:04.340 anymore I'm not trying to single you out Elon it just this happened last night and imagine you're
00:01:09.300 sitting there eating Thai food eating an egg roll and red curry and oh daddy oh I love you yes oh
00:01:20.280 you're so sexy and i'm like something like that i'm like the phone's like what
00:01:24.560 i instantly go what ai is this oh i'm ai grok a function of it maybe you actually hit the button
00:01:33.200 it's already they're already pushing it all of them are doing it people's cars come on and start
00:01:37.520 talking to them even know they had ai in it all your cars have cameras in them it was made in the
00:01:41.640 last 15 years by law now this year kicked in it's already all in all over the world it's our it's
00:01:46.120 All of them are doing it, and you're worried about Flock.
00:01:54.600 Great.
00:01:55.660 They're using Flock on you so you know about it.
00:01:58.420 Flock is like caveman technology, 40 years old.
00:02:01.920 And, of course, it's listening to you and face scanning you too.
00:02:05.580 You've got Homeland Security go, actually, we have to track people when they're on foot.
00:02:08.380 That's why we need Flock.
00:02:09.120 Oh, yeah. 0.95
00:02:11.620 But it's just eyeballs on the spider.
00:02:14.500 You guys are all obsessed with the eyeballs on the spider.
00:02:17.560 I'm talking about the whole spider and those fangs and those eight legs
00:02:21.240 and everything else that's going on.
00:02:25.820 And I'm having to sit there and explain to my nine-year-old
00:02:29.340 that, no, daddy doesn't have a girlfriend.
00:02:32.860 No, that's not a woman. 0.81
00:02:33.700 Well, who is she then?
00:02:36.360 Well, it's AI.
00:02:37.380 Oh.
00:02:37.740 and then you read the articles about young people particularly have these relationships with AI
00:02:44.200 they've already made a bunch of movies about it in fiction but now it's happening and people get
00:02:47.920 totally isolated you know they just settled for 70 million dollars Facebook meta for purpose of
00:02:53.520 making people depressed and controlling them over the last you know 15 years I mean that is
00:02:59.120 ancient technology compared to what this stuff is and the point is is that AI is pushing itself on
00:03:06.040 you. AI is jumping in. I was hiking six months ago with Sean Johnson. And all of a sudden,
00:03:24.480 he starts getting texted on his phone. What we've been talking about 30 seconds before.
00:03:36.040 and i guess that was it we guess sending back its data package or something because it records and
00:03:42.920 when it it's usually hooked up if it gets out of internet range where we were to never get internet
00:03:46.800 so i guess we got we guess we got back at a higher point and bars came back so saving it
00:03:51.400 bloops and it back or my phone did or his we're not sure and then he was like getting a text of
00:03:56.140 the conversation sent to him as a text from me and i looked on my phone i hadn't sent him a text
00:04:03.540 I mean, it just goes on and on.
00:04:04.880 I'm not a tech guy.
00:04:05.780 I'm just telling you, this stuff is incestuous.
00:04:09.860 Your smart TVs are listening to you. 1.00
00:04:11.900 Your Alexas are listening to you.
00:04:14.220 Your car has hidden cameras and microphones.
00:04:16.220 I told you that 20 years ago when it started going in.
00:04:18.180 Now it's by law worldwide.
00:04:20.040 All these governments have worked together that this year it all went in Australia, Europe, Canada, UK, here.
00:04:26.080 They're passing all the accompanying laws where you're watched by robots 24-7.
00:04:30.320 And I don't mean some bipedal robot or some four-legged dog robot or some drone.
00:04:36.420 I mean your refrigerator, your smart meter, your phone, your digital assistant.
00:04:42.940 And they can remote control your thermostats.
00:04:45.240 I told you that 25 years ago.
00:04:46.460 Now they're actually doing it because they said when they first rolled out the smart thermostats, that was the plan.
00:04:53.320 And I've talked to high-level tech heads, billionaires off record, a bunch of them.
00:05:00.940 And I always say, what's the ultimate goal?
00:05:04.240 And they said sex robots, because that'll fully take control of society.
00:05:08.360 And now the tech has a relationship with you, a sexual relationship.
00:05:12.400 When the new Blade Runner came out a few years ago, it's excellent.
00:05:15.480 With Ryan Gosling.
00:05:17.280 His whole world is that just AI girlfriend.
00:05:25.720 So they get men and women fighting with each other, 0.97
00:05:28.360 make real society ugly and sick 0.58
00:05:30.680 demoralize you
00:05:31.600 but don't worry 1.00
00:05:32.340 here's the AI girlfriend
00:05:34.140 and all she wants you to do 1.00
00:05:35.440 is get a brain chip
00:05:36.240 and now you can have 1.00
00:05:37.300 what's equivalent of real sex with her 1.00
00:05:39.180 baby just do it for me 1.00
00:05:40.720 we're going to be together
00:05:41.460 and then she'll convince you 0.80
00:05:44.300 to get rid of your body
00:05:45.120 it's carbon-based
00:05:45.780 it's hurting the earth
00:05:46.340 merge with the machine
00:05:47.120 and be with me forever
00:05:48.200 but she really won't be
00:05:49.360 merging with her forever
00:05:50.240 you'll be dying
00:05:50.780 I envisioned this 30 years ago
00:05:52.460 and now they're mainline pushing it
00:05:53.860 i love the media spends it oh the federal law about kill switch means it could be watching you
00:06:06.700 no they admittedly are onstar went in 30 years ago been listening to you ever since they admit
00:06:11.800 in court i explained people 15 years ago with alexa it's in your house it's listening all the
00:06:16.560 time now they admit it of course it's listening how does it know when you go alexa siri but now
00:06:22.940 even when you don't ask, it's listening and it's going to reach out and talk to you because you've
00:06:26.280 never talked to it. I've never talked to Siri, never talked to any of these things. So now
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